ytcracker - space walk (hijinks space mix)

for the sxsw thing
dicepticon on da beat

ytcracker - i got the product

Helping Boris find love. Made for the NoPixel Russian Crew by my character Uri Bliatski. See the video here:
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I’m in the server, racks in the code
Bots on the line, they all on go
VPN slide, can’t trace this flow
Hack in the trap, I let data just grow

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[Verse 1]
808s hit like a breach in time
Shells on deck when I press that line
Lazy with the flex but the racks too deep
Ops stay stressin’, I don’t lose no sleep

Firewall burn when the payload stack
AI talk, but the logs turn black
One scan hit and the ports unlock
Hacker Yeat flow make the whole net shock

⸻

[Hook]
I’m in the server, racks in the code
Bots on the line, they all on go
VPN slide, can’t trace this flow
Hack in the trap, I let data just grow

⸻

[Verse 2]
C2 traffic, the beat too loud
Ten K bots move through the crowd
Logs all gone when the breach go live
808 boom when the root arrive

Screens all glitch when the chant go strong
Ops in the back tryna trace too long
Binary flex, every byte my lane
Cyber in my blood, I just bend that chain

⸻

[Hook ]
I’m in the server, racks in the code
Bots on the line, they all on go
VPN slide, can’t trace this flow
Hack in the trap, I let data just grow

[Hook] (8 bars)
What’s my next move? … racks gon’ show
Pull up to my show … turn off your phone
Turn off your phone … or you get pwned
ArmanTheCyber … sittin’ on throne

Swipe your card … racks get cloned
Sixteen years old … had a Pwn Phone
Ops look lost … they don’t know my lane
Next move hidden … racks still rain

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[Verse 3]
I was sixteen with a Pwn Phone, racks in sight
Ops still stress, I was gone all night
Ten K bots lined up in rows
808s hit when the payload goes

Swipe your card … racks get cloned
Logs wiped clean … I was in my zone
Lazy rich hacker, I don’t chase fame
I just run scripts, put respect on name

VPN slide, I move like ghost
Crowd chant loud when I do the most
Stage lights flash when the ports unlock
Shells all chant when the bassline knock

⸻

[Hook]
What’s my next move? … racks gon’ show
Pull up to my show … turn off your phone
Turn off your phone … or you get pwned
ArmanTheCyber … sittin’ on throne

Swipe your card … racks get cloned
Sixteen years old … had a Pwn Phone
Ops look lost … they don’t know my lane
Next move hidden … racks still rain

⸻

[Verse 4]
Don’t ask questions … I don’t drop clues
I just pivot … racks still move
Swipe your card … racks get cloned
808 bounce when I’m in that mode

Logs disappear when the breach ignite
Binary drip when I flex on mic
From the dirt to the racks, I made my way
From the pain to the shine, I still don’t play

Ops move late, I was ghost last week
Crowd too live when the ports all leak
Next move quiet, but the racks still show
Whole net mine, that’s the life I know

⸻

[Final Hook]
What’s my next move? … racks gon’ show
Pull up to my show … turn off your phone
Turn off your phone … or you get pwned
ArmanTheCyber … sittin’ on throne

Swipe your card … racks get cloned
Sixteen years old … had a Pwn Phone
Ops look lost … they don’t know my lane
Next move hidden … racks still rain

[Outro]
Pwned, pwned, pwned … racks get cloned
Pwned, pwned, pwned … I’m in my zone
Pwned, pwned, pwned … root that tone
ArmanTheCyber … sittin’ on throne

Pwn Phone

[Intro]
Hey, it’s me on the Git grind,
Learning the flow, taking my time,
Fixing bugs, keeping it right,
Step by step, keepin' it tight.

[Chorus]
Push it, pull it, clone it, fix it, switch it, diff it, add, commit it,
Cherry-pick it, fetch it, fork it, squash it, branch it, quick rebase it,
Log it, stash it, pop it, show it, merge it, move it, quick reset it,
Patch it, stage it, blame it, tag it, branch it, prune it, stop, ignore it.

[Verse 1]
I keep my branches short and sweet, feature-based, no repeat.
Off main they start, then merge on meet,
Pull requests pop, review complete.

Comments drop, suggestions flow,
We tweak, refine, then let's deploy.
GitHub Actions run the test,
CI/CD keeps us fresh.

Sync the cloud, keep code clean,
Automate the steps in between.
From build to deploy, it’s all aligned,
A smooth workflow, peace of mind.

[Chorus]
Push it, pull it, clone it, fix it, switch it, diff it, add, commit it,
Cherry-pick it, fetch it, fork it, squash it, branch it, quick rebase it,
Log it, stash it, pop it, show it, merge it, move it, quick reset it,
Patch it, stage it, blame it, tag it, branch it, prune it, stop, ignore it.

[Verse 2]
I open issues, track the flow,
Bug or feature, watch it grow.
Create a branch, name it neat,
Develop on my own beat.

Pull request opens, get eyes on deck,
Code review’s love, no time to wreck.
Feedback comes, and I adapt,
Living that merge, no mishap.

GitHub Actions run my scripts,
Tests pass clean, no slips or flips,
Every commit triggers the chain,
Quality here, never plain.

[Chorus]
Push it, pull it, clone it, fix it, switch it, diff it, add, commit it,
Cherry-pick it, fetch it, fork it, squash it, branch it, quick rebase it,
Log it, stash it, pop it, show it, merge it, move it, quick reset it,
Patch it, stage it, blame it, tag it, branch it, prune it, stop, ignore it.

[Bridge]
No shame in the bugs, just lessons learned,
Each deploy’s a win, respect earned.
Branching sharp, review on sight,
GitHub Actions keep it tight.

From code to cloud, the process flows,
Together we grow, that’s how it goes.

[Chorus]
Push it, pull it, clone it, fix it, switch it, diff it, add, commit it,
Cherry-pick it, fetch it, fork it, squash it, branch it, quick rebase it,
Log it, stash it, pop it, show it, merge it, move it, quick reset it,
Patch it, stage it, blame it, tag it, branch it, prune it, stop, ignore it.

[Outro]
So here’s my flow, steady and true,
Git keeps me growing, something new.
Push, pull, stash, merge — repeat,
Git life steady, never beat.

Git it

Dual Core - I Remember (ft. Ytcracker)

hijinks space original mix of ye olde take a knee

ytcracker - take a knee (hijinks space original)

ill stop making dumb steve harvey posts i swear

this actually sounds good so i added it to the album as a bonus

Lights Of Nazareth - Bonus Track

p.s. i don't advocate abstinence in any way i'll just rap like i do so girls think i am a gentleman

like "one way love", this song is another lovey dovey nerdymotions nerd emotions song about another one of my friend's situations in the first person

when i say "this was back in 1999 so i mapquest" that line isn't really true i just really wanted to say that

also the story of me courting my ex wife or current flame is infinitely less cool and you've heard most of that already

i just want to be a poet of the internet and report on other peoples' lives in the first person thank you good night

lyrics:
like most things in my life - i met her on the internet
i was still finding myself not quite centered yet
nerd in a sweater get ladies on the regulet
better yet - she aint know my game or the yella vette
i just a teen with the hormones raging
she a pretty girl seemed prime for the occasion
hit her with the request chat at her behest
bout her favorite color and how i am the leetest

all the sudden saw my nights turn sleepless
late night instant messaging trading secrets
talking bout the feelings in the past we mightve repressed
bout our families and dreams dislikes and what we detest
tired in the morning and my boy is asking "why you yawning?"
dont wanna tell him i was dreaming all night
with a girl from the internet hinging on her pink font
moment she emoted i knew she was everything i want

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

learned a couple sweet tricks twisted a balloon
in the shape of a heart took a picture in my room
made her laugh - she sent me a picture in a santa hat
told her i would see her for the holidays and handle that
she let out a little giggle told me she was shy
but she sure would like to meet me i seemed like a nice enough guy
asked "would you be nervous - if you met up with my friends?
at a basketball game at my school?"

"that depends - are your buddies cool with a dirty nerdy
dropout breaking all the rules?" (hell yea)
so i got her address got up off the mattress
this was back in 1999 so i mapquest
printed out directions marked up all the exits
went up to the jewelry store and bought her up a necklace
told her i would see her and i hope her expectation
met reality as soon i as stepped out my whip and gazed in to her eyes

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

well it did - and she was all i hoped for 
made me feel all full of warm and fuzzies like a coat store
so i wrote more - every time i was away from her i felt i moped more
so i had to cope more
burning gas racking up the mileage every meeting
just to put a little sweet in after school and on the weekend
holding hands going HAM at the movies and the pink shop
take her up to party city buy her up a ring pop

she a little innocent parents old fashioned
i wont jump the gun on a night of rushed passion
got the world in a kiss solar system in a stare
and a galaxy of feelings swirling in the air
two of us a pair in twitterpation
and its only getting better every second that were waiting
no debating going on gonna take this girl to prom
and i can do the rest later paris or milan

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal
i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal


i don't know if this is a single or an album release or something i just recorded it because i think the two of them are sweet and young and amazing

ytcracker - second base appeal (v1)

MC Lars's song "Mr. Raven" from "the Laptop EP".

Mr. Raven

Ytcracker - Convalescence (Max James Remix)

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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