feelin glass shards rippin my arm
feel the blood drippin out of my skin
yea my head feels real fuckin light
if ya feel it claim insurance tonight

if you wanna learn, you just need to ask more
cos i'm about to give out more game than you could buy a class for
all you're gonna need is a passport and a glass door
and you can be educated as fuck n only half poor

first go sign up for lemonade insurance
make sure you do this first or your hand's gonna be ruined
pick the option with the burglar bars and the smoke alarms
so you can pay $8/mo and not a leg and arm

now lemme break it down: the shower door method
you break the glass with your hand then the money you collect it
the renter's insurance are gonna pay up man they expect it
now go to university and spend what you collected

now you might think this shit is funny
but I'm pickin glass out my hand n countin up my money

if you think life comes free you can sit, cry & cower
but if you wanna cook a degree you gotta break a couple showers

the shower door method

If you're messin with the best, you gon' die like the rest.

Produced by the venerable Mikal kHill.
Written, Recorded, Mixed by 0xdade

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They're calling it a cyber weapon when I step in
Cause I threaten every network, keep your keys in my possession
They've likened my attacks to a cyber armageddon 
A cyber pearl harbor, cyber world war starter
Took over your network, now I own your whole domain
I've backdoored every router from Tokyo to Spain
I control the gas, the power, and the water main
Make that data rain, bout to make your data rain
With a half a dozen bytes I could black out half the web
For forty days, forty nights, I'm ducking Brian Krebs
Keep the packets flooding, keep the malware process running
and I Dip into the crypto when I need a little funding
Tiptoe through the tulips and I'm gone without a trace
If you think I'll ever screw up, I might put you in your place
I'm watching when you boot up, webcam all up in your face
Every mistake you ever make, every file you erase 

If you messin with the best, you gon' die like the rest
I'm not saying I'm the best, I'm just better than the rest
So put me to the test buddy - be my guest
Mess with the best -- die like the rest
If you messin with the best, you gon' die like the rest
I'm not saying I'm the best, I'm just better than the rest
So put me to the test buddy - be my guest
Mess with the best -- die like the rest

Heavy is the head that wears the crown (wears the crown)
Ready is the crowd to strike you down (strike you down)
Sweaty are the nerds who try to clown (try to clown)
Deadly are my words so settle down (settle down)
I've heard my work described as an act of magic
It's an act of nature, the results are tragic
Your network being flooded look at all that traffic
You think you're holding up? That ain't even half it 
While you're lookin left, got your data going right
I'm a master of this shell game, reaching new heights
Playing three card monte with a couple terabytes
Then I'm gone without a trace like a shadow in the night
Don't even try to clean me out, you're always gonna fail
You can wipe every system and follow every trail
But when I go to war, I do it full scale
I've got shells in every cable that you've sent up in the mail

If you messin with the best, you gon' die like the rest
I'm not saying I'm the best, I'm just better than the rest
So put me to the test buddy - be my guest
Mess with the best -- die like the rest
If you messin with the best, you gon' die like the rest
I'm not saying I'm the best, I'm just better than the rest
So put me to the test buddy - be my guest
Mess with the best -- die like the rest

Mess With The Best

BLUE PRINT

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Voices

http://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/earthbound-adventures-of-the-sound-stone-vol-1 for album its free dont be a square enix

ytcracker
earthbound: adventures of the sound stone vol. i
the return from the space mission
release date: the end of the earth 12.21.12

got a lanyard full of thumb drives
any shape any color i got any size
im futuristic like the starship enterprise
and im clowning on the game like im pennywise
so idolize me
go on searching through the contents
do some sifting through the nonsense
you will find a cornucopia of allocated
bytes arranged in a deranged way

make sure your shells configured properly
and dont go rummaging so sloppily
that organized chaos sitting sorted by type
took me my whole lifetime to amass so get right
double click on the icons
i see you scan the screen like a cylon
yea its attractive but try to catch your breath
because the hard part aint even begun yet

choose a file
choose a file
choose a file
choose a file i got plenty to burn
choose a file
choose a file
choose a file
choose a file man you got plenty to learn

i see you browsing those extensions looking for rars
but did i mention that good things come in small packages?
i hacked kids and put their docs in a text file
nudes of their girlfriends exported like a textile
jpegs gifs pngs
i got photoshops of taylor swift taking two knees
i got them exes
i got them secret gov certificate rijndael keys

and see those csvs?
thats a bunch of stolen data i got using havij
its so easy anyone could do it try it yourself
then you can form your own leet hacker group and rake in the wealth
powerpoints for the corporate
them nine to fivers doing all kinds of boring shit
man i salute you keep the world turning on its axis
have a couple mp3s from your favorite hackers
choose a file mang

click 4 album free duh

ytcracker - choose a file (album out end of earth 12.21.12)

im as persistent as you are stubborn
i keep on hovering round you i just want your love and
dont know how to earn it
anything i need to know im sure that i will learn it
but you know there aint nobody perfect -

i cant avoid being annoying when i shoot my shot
i cant avoid the way im feeling and the way youre not
i cant avoid this mild obsession slowly turning to a curse
every time i think about us not together and it hurts

trying all these different methods ways to rope you in
playing little games with you that i can only hope to win
little gifts and little notes that i go stuff into your coats
folded into little triangles i decorate with quotes

little platitudes and anecdotes with hearts around the border
and a little signature with my nickname tucked in the corner
little hint of my cologne i sprayed up on the outer surface
every time i even think about you baby i get nervous

cause im so deep in the friend zone
yea im so deep in the friend zone
i cant get out
ill never get out
im so deep in the friend zone
yea im so deep in the friend zone
i cant get out
ill never get out

all the times we sit around and were just lounging on the couch
or i watch you from your bedroom as you tidy up the house
my heart is doing backflips and my stomachs all in knots
and im thinking all these crazy thoughts

think about the times i make you laugh while we are working
and the way you roll your eyes around whenever i be flirting
the way you tell me stop whenever im preaching a sermon
about how we should date because im such a awesome person

got a lot of suitors and the competitions stiff
but i want to make the leap and im here standing on the cliff
wonder what its like to have you clasping on my hand
if we took the jump together and we see where we would land

i guess ill stay in orbit til the universe is over
because thats the only way that i will ever feel some closure
love it how you humor me so i might have a chance
every time i make a comment about getting in your pants

ytcracker - friend zone

i might die any day now  
drugs in my system - feel my heart pound
you might die any day now
fucc around you gon hear the mothafuccin gun sound  

whole crew straight from the dog pound
thinkin you a predator - shells on yo box now
sit down - be quiet - you talk too loud
see a opp gun em down send em to the fuccin cloud  

its a massacre  
feelin so spectacular
drainin life from these servers  
like my name was dracula

fuccin with the queed squad cause we got the formula
every single day addin nodes to our reticula
yes we got the work and we flip it like a spatula
beginning to the end, we are the alpha and omega  
  
yuh

keep it tight snakes creepin through the night
whitelist the IP if you pay the right price
talkin shit - my whole crew scannin - better think twice
injure you with RFIs we got shells on yo device
  
bitch

i might die any day now  
drugs in my system - feel my heart pound
you might die any day now
fucc around you gon hear the gun sound  

yuh

i might die any day now
you might die any day now  
i might die any day now  
fucc around w/ tha queed squad - hear the gun sound
  
everybody wanna talk about my fuccin style
i been doin this shit since i was a juvenile
modify the source to the PoC i compile
night sights zeroed in send they ass to exile

bitch what you thought got the real time clock
get it in the mail never runnin outta stocc
keep it so real so they always gon flock  
ye we give em what they want got tha innanet on locc  
  
shout out to moony - shout out to dankdank
leave em in the boulevard rigamortis stank
elevated privileges - never catch a case
address resolution had the host displaced

best brace for the impact - they askin for they box back
buncha fuckin skids wit a lame ass LAMP stack
xmpp e2e - communication never tracked
every single one of you always deserved to get whacked
 
i might die any day now  
drugs in my system - feel my heart pound
you might die any day now
fucc around you gon hear the mothafuccin gun sound

injure.you

Wake Up (feat Ytcracker)

adhd

@dicepticon beat

im chilling in the lair feeling okay
sitting on a folder full of 0day
looking through these files and i hope they
never patch em up leave it broke hey
all these scanners in the road way
checking for them errors in the code base
clock is ticking and i wont wait
time to live got a hacker feeling slow paced

X11 window manager yes i do some damage yuh
checking on my privilege like a cis white male in canada
then i escalate it my compiler keep it native
every tick up in your system timing attack underrated
bury data in the octets in the segments in your packets
all my DGs keep it gangster all my pinks they keep it ratchet
all my screens they keep refreshing hundred forty four a second
thats the time to live for pixels so its best we stay connected

got no time to spare i mark my meetings for deletion
so much CRUD up in my matrix that im working through the weekend
no i got no time for sleeping got a deadline got to keep it -
and i really like my password so i keep that bitch a secret
you know
im captivated by the captures on my wireshark -
keep the hat green like my cousin vinny's skylark
F to pay respects double F if you the best
double F i stay immortal in my time to live requests

ytcracker - ttl

spit these bars like its my god damn job
but i get it with computer - delete entries from these logs
i'm a gray hat - i determine what is right or wrong
if you cross me - it gon read like lyrics to my songs

oh fuck - but you already knew
i ain't blue teamin - but if it ain't black - i'm wearin blue
got that real crip shit bumpin when i dump and packet snoop
got ya ARP table confused - direct traffic how i choose

address resolution protocol
filter L2 packets and i wait for uptime to fall
my MAC address switch - and then i answer their call
you don't need that firewall - ya routing table uninstalled

hello, its me - your new best friend!
tell me the origin and i'll tell you where it ends
will it make it to the destination - well that depends
unpack the packet for creds - i modify and ammend

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elementary school - bo2k - cain and abel
highschool - ettercap - turn em to a fable
yes i really been doin this shit since i jumped out the cradle
i remember before many of these methods became stable

yeah - i'm in love with the packet flow
shout out sekio - taught me to backdoor and to smoke this dro
full duplex - sex the only time that i choke
replace pornographic video feed with the rick roll

rick astley - i distribute content fastly
the data do not get past me - you better call john mcafee
NICs in my chassis - just like diamonds they be flashy
i be breakin out of network segmentation like some acne

hol up - where ya data at?
prolly pilin up in all my fuckin pcaps
ARP table - layer 2 - thats where i be at
i be creepin round all these compromised network stacks

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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