@futurehousetv: Thanks, man. It's part of a demo I'm working on. I'll have even more stuff coming up once I get my laptop back from the shop.

216's first track. Epic cop story rap. Yeti is a detective who is sick of scum slipping through the cracks in the justice system and decides to use his golden pistol, Sweetness to help him do the job. Written by and all vocals by Zack "Zakksquatch" Ward. Produced by Lane Kelly.

216 - Sweetness and the Yeti

It's our first episode! Watch us try and wrangle Fish and Chips into stories that contain zero percent football hooliganism. 

Jeff makes us shudder with his tale of forbidden online love, Rich introduces us to a brand new Lionel Richie in the far-flung future, and Josh brings it all home with the long-awaited return of DARANOS from that other podcast whatever it was called!

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& find our website at brosb4prose.carrd.co!

Episode One: Fish & Chips

The KNACK features samples from The Warriors and Despicable Me and is somewhat inspired by the 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobics Championship Theme Song. Please don't sue me!!!!!!!!! I have very little of value!!!!!!!!

The KNACK

Lindsay Ellis asked me to do a track for her Bright review, so I did it!

(Co-written by Demi Adejuyigbe. Forgot to credit him here on souncloud.)

Orc Cop! (Bright Movie Theme Parody)

Rāʾs āl-Ḡwl. As promised.

Lyrics:
Rāʾs āl-Ḡwl up in this bitch
Jump into my Lazarus Pit
Avoiding death, that's my shit
If you try to kill me I'm on top of it
In years, I'm like 600 old
So damn naughty got a lump o' coal
Some call me maniacal
Motherfucker, act like you don't know
Hardcore ain't got predecessor
Batman and Bane are my successors
Wayne won't do it, he disrespecting
Personally trained that damn detective
So many errors that need correcting
But I'm immortality perfected
Stab wounds looking all infected
Natural leader, not elected
I got assassins but no creed
Didn't need no creed to start the league
Kill your ass, you best believe
Name 1 motherfucker want a piece o' me
Jay ball so hard he got a broke clock?
Well I roll so hard I blow the shocks
Batman? He can suck a cock
Cuz I'm the 1 bad guy that he can't stop
Fought more bitches than Mike Vick
Die then reform, recycling
Step to me get your ass kicked
Evade a batarang with a backflip
Fatman go on have a snack
I got everything that you lack
No matter how you attack
Beat you so bad you'll have flashbacks
Rāʾs āl-Ḡwl head of the demon
Make an atheist start believing
Yo, what is this? I don't even
Control the world plotting, scheming
Never die
Stay alive
Need an assassin?
I'm your guy
Transform
Sandstorm
Wipe you off the planet
See who won
Ball so hard I'm Djokovic
You know there ain't no stopping this
Got more money than Richie Rich
Is Rāʾs gonna have to choke a bitch?
Got more cheese than Wallace and Gromit
If you can name it man, I got it
Go fuck yourself, auto-erotic
Then swallow the finished product
Riddler
Red Hood
I do shit they wish they could
Two-Face
Killer Croc
Put Batman in a headlock
Deadshot
Scarecrow
Ball so hard call me Derrick Rose
Ivy
Mr. Freeze
Rāʾs gonna take you to your knees
Step to me get your ass beat
So damn high I got a nosebleed
Man, you must be joking
Rāʾs don't need to smoke weed
Clayface
Solomon
Grundy won't stop hollering
I got Batman on the run
Robot Army, just for fun
L.O.A. That's my click
Bring the bass with a good kick
Step through the door with a huge dick
Then walk right out like that's it
Hunt you down like a blade runner
Straight put yo ass right in a coma
Got a crew, I ain't a loner
Got more D'oh than my man Homer
Got a contract but I ripped it up
Got more swag than a pimp cup
Thalia got you in love
Act like you been here before
Joker
Maxie Zeus
Rāʾs be dripping swag goo
Ventriloquist
Scarface
Rāʾs gonna put you in your place
Calendar Man
Victor Zsasz
Rāʾs got that assassin swag
Catwoman
Black Mask
Make you feel sorry that you had to ask
Rāʾs and
Thalia
You know we gonna murder you
Light yo ass up just for fun
Bitch I told ya we've just begun
This shit's quite the ballyhoo
Motherfucker, what you gonna do
Got our ends we will pursue
Cuz we be in Paris getting fucked up too

Rāʾs āl-Ḡwl (Villains In Paris) - ZaKKsQuaTcH!

Get your shit moving with this track. Let loose and let it move you. Ribono Shel 'Olam means "Master of the World" and Tsidkenu means "Is our righteousness" in Hebrew.

In honor of the Hewbrew nature of my current project, this track features a sample of Barbra Streisand by Duck Sauce.

Ribono Shel 'Olam (Tsidkenu)

Middle Class Gangsta

This is my Remix of Filthy/Gorgeous by Scissor Sisters. It's something I've wanted to do for quite a while and figured it's about time.

Filthy/Gorgeous/Kurt/Russell

Theresa

parakeet in my hat: bob fires the kids, bob's burgers

I do what I do. Screw genres. I make music. Any type of music I want.

Ribono Shel 'Olam (Tsidkenu)

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