Tired of ordinary nights, broken hearts, and ceilings that never change?
Oh boy do we have just the thing for you!
From sleepless floors to falling, from stolen smiles to summer heat that only reminds you of what’s lost… we’ve all been there.
Through quiet philosophia, reflection, and bittersweet memories, you search for meaning in every crack of connection.
Even when love hurts, when hearts break, or when joy feels fleeting, you can learn to endure.
From melancholy mornings counting ceiling cracks… to nights that pulse like a strobe light sunrise… every moment teaches you how to bend without breaking.
Every laugh, every ache, every fleeting high, and every lesson learned from life’s drips becomes part of your story... wrapped with a pink bow.
Call 1-800-GOD-PAIN — because heartbreak, loss, and change don’t wait, and neither should you.
Endure, adapt, feel, and carry on… one fragile, electric, unforgettable moment at a time.

1-800-GOD-PAIN

It's 2:34 am on a Saturday, July 8th 1995. You're flipping through channels hoping to take your mind off of a recent breakup. You've been really down in the dumps and feeling hopeless. Just as you begin to drift into a troubled sleep... you hear the channel flip to one you haven't seen before... and...

Channel 6 (Intro)

Looking for love that feels real? Introducing Zigga!™ — built tough, runs deep, and comes with free overthinking & a touch of existential dread!
Don’t wait — supplies (and trust) are limited!
Call 1-800-GOD-PAIN now… because true love hurts so good.

Limited Time Offer (Prod. By lacrisis)

Once, this heart gave everything. Now… all that’s left is what couldn’t be broken.
No warranty. No shine. Just the quiet thump of something still trying.
If you want it… call 1-800-GOD-PAIN.
Supplies are limited — and hope’s almost gone.

All That's Left (Prod. By Seni)

She said she’d keep the memories…
But now he’s wearing the smile I paid for.
And those pink bows I bought her?
Yeah — they don’t shine the same after the summer heat.
Call 1-800-GOD-PAIN —
Because some returns don’t come with a receipt.

Pink Bows (Prod. By The Chivers Beat Company)

Tired of heartbreak feeling flat?
Spice it up with the drip that keeps the party alive!
Every inhale is electric, every high a pulse you can feel!
Call 1-800-GOD-PAIN now… supplies are limited and the fun waits for no one!
Because why just survive the night… when you can own it?

Drips (Prod. By macky)

Some nights you wonder if any love will ever last.
Through philosophia and quiet reflection, we search for meaning in the cracks of connection.
If it doesn’t work this time… when could it possibly work?
Call 1-800-GOD-PAIN — because even broken hearts flicker with hope.
Learn to endure, to feel, and to carry on, one fragile moment at a time.

If It Doesnt Work This Time (Prod. By idly blare)

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