a flip of lcd soundsystem's daft punk is playing at my house for dusty dance parties by eli janney & joee irwin. is keeping a bad joke alive a good idea?

stupid music for your mom

this joke has gone on for far too long (daft punk is playing the trash fence)

Introducing Justin Ross Lee the "Super Charged Super Jew" who refuses to fly anything other than first class or private, runs a company called "Pretentious Pocket Square," which sells super d paisley silk pocket squares with names like,"the Bateman" "the Madoff." A guy who calls himself the "Jewish Robinhood" because he deigns to leave first class and pour the "putz's" in coach glasses of Moet. 

If you combined things like:

Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Global warming, bottle Service, private Planes, South Beach, corporate greed, trust fund babies, herpes, russian prostitutes, Bravo TV, cocaine conversations, new money, all the Real Housewives, guys who don't wear socks, investment bankers, Republicans, Hermes belts, Dolce Gabbana anything, and put them into a blender and then added a dash of semen, a gallon a jet fuel, and a sprinkle of Vagisil and you would create the Molotov cocktail that is Justin Ross Lee. 

His ringtone is Ass n Titties by DJ Assault, claims he doesn't like Asian Women because he doesn't do the "MSG" and is dripping in so much false testosterone and confidence that you feel like you have to take a shower the moment you lock eyes with him. It took him all of 5 minutes to show me a picture of his Tower of Piza leaning dick which has got to be a record for me. And even though he loves girls who are "shiksalicious," meaning fake tits, big vacant eyes, and super blonde hair with a crucifix hanging in their cleavage, our entire conversation was spent with him trying to figure out whether he wanted to fuck me, or kill me maybe both at the same time who knows.

This was a challenging interview for me because while he represents pretty much everything I hate on the planet I ended up really enjoying our conversation and liking him.  To a fault I commend anyone who has the chutzpah to do something different in a funny way, and let me tell you this mother fucker is hilarious. He's memorized a million sound bites and spits out his little mantras like a tennis ball machine hooked up to a nuclear powered generator right at your head. I can't even fathom the amount of time he has spent in front of the mirror like Stewart Smalley. (I'm Good Enough I'm smart enough and gosh darnit people like me.) 

Yet, we got along swimmingly...which is disturbing onto itself 

But let me be clear, Justin is whip smart, and has found way to literally fake it until he made it.. So with no further ado, I present to you J.R.L vs Z.N - 35 minutes of head to head battle...who wins? I'll let you decide.
 
(the answer is EVERYONE LOSES)

Recorded and edited originally by Jimmy Vallance 
Remastered by Josiah Lejuwaan 
Music: 
Fame - David Bowie 
Rivolta - Polo and Pan 

Here are some great tweets from him:

Hopping a Gulfstream GIV down to Boca to thaw out my matzo balls. #FuckTheWeather #TheJewishAmericanDream

Subaru needs to re-market itself as the official vehicle of slow driving lesbians with too many pets. (this is very funny)

The novelty of a gorgeous model wears off the moment you fuck her and realize she’s no better than anyone else.

I think I'm in an abusive relationship with LA. Every time I beat the shit out of her she always comes back.

I make a flight attendant come with one finger.

Can’t control the weather, but I can change it. #Gulfstream #G4 #JewJetting #PretentiousPocket #PocketSquare #PrivateJewJetting #FuckFirstClass

I am an artist. I paint with Al Gore's tears. #PrivateJewJetting #Gulfstream #PrivateJet #Aviation #Cockpit #LouisVuitton #OliverPeoples #PretentiousPocket #PocketSquare ..

The Pretentious Prick

WELCOME JUSTIN SIGHT to the You're Welcome Podcast!
I have loved him for a decade when I found this man on a craigslist ad and hired him to do a burning man party I was throwing approximately an EPOCH AGO. GET READY. HES THE FUCKING BEST.

Check out all his work here: https://www.justinsightmagic.com

COME TO MY PARTY: ITS GONNA BE SICK AF JUNE 9th NYC
https://www.eventbrite.com/myevent?eid=632892768307

BLACK MAGIC + JESUS + OCULAR DEGENERATION

NOOOOOOOOO
what happnened to my plans? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK 
Amy Van Doran - Celebrity Match Maker to the stars - friend - greatest story teller of all time and I had a plan. Plans Schmans. TO THE MONEY BURN WE GO

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NEXT UP BURNING MAN 2022 EPISODES ARE UP!

ONE MORE TIME - AMY & ZOE GO TO MONEY BURN

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LOVE THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS BOOBY TRAP AKA ZOE TZIPORAH SUPERSTAR NIGHTENGALE WISEMAN // 

ACTUALLY 
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!! ATTENTION !!!! BURNING HAM LAM MAN BAND !!!! - "Z8E NIGHTENGALE' HAS A "MESSAGE" FOR YOU!!!!!

the opening song is for zoe...since she loved it so much when she heard it...

you may find her or her love toxic.. its not for everyone. and its not easy to navigate. but, for me at least.. its worth it <for now>. 
everything can change. and i am ok with change. or im learning to be ok with it.

anyway, as she would say.... no techno. you can leave cuz u wont find any techno here. 
i say...i do what i want. and u will find techno here. along with whatever other generic dance music i play.
...and so...her and i establish trust and boundaries. and thats why i have never really had any issues with her.  this is my experience. dont compare yours to mine. just do better for yourself.


recorded in mid August 2024

swaggar #43 - "When Zoe Said U Got Really Good...Like Even Better Than Before" - bilaliwood

Tanzwüste@Fusion 2016

Welcome back to the Magician On Duty Journey Series!

On this edition we welcome @12imhaus

They are part of the Kollektiv Fuchsbau & Journey to Tarab , and have played major festivals in Germany & Austria and more. They shared decks with the likes of Acid Pauli, Stephan Bodzin and many more. 

I hope you enjoy this episode as much as i did!

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Käpt'n 12 & Düsentrieb [Journey Series]

Happy Holidays everyone! 

I would be merry, but I am Hebrew... just kidding..! I long ago got over my anger about being a lonely Jewess on Christmas and have embraced a happier outlook on what always seemed to me to be the most superficial gift based pagan nonsense imaginable...so in that spirit....

I have a holiday treat for you right in time to slide into your Christmas trees DM's. It's a compilation of my favorite, most uncomfortable moments that I recorded (mostly secretly) of my parents. 

My parents were both born in 1944, and grew up in very proper, Super Jew families. My mother to me always seemed like a person who got transported directly from a sock hop and never quite fit into modern times.

She never said bad words, never talked about sex, never talked about anything remotely off color...and I was born...hmm how do I put this, a red eyed, spikey tailed devil creature...it's taken me a long time to become more like my mother and whats weird is the more I become like her, the more she seems to become like me! Apple vs. Tree...mother daughter relationships are tricky! 

But my parents weren't as innocent as I imagined, and over the years the let slip that they too had a bit of a sordid past...good thing I was always recording them and was able to catch these moments and preserve them in little amber audio clips...hurray! 

So, I have literally 100's of hours of us teaching each other over the years..and yes, I will be making more of them because let's face it, they are the best of me, and they make me laugh so hard I can barely breathe.

Wherever you are in the world, I know this is a very bad, no good, terrible time for families...and I send you the biggest hug and the advice my mother always gives me when I'm feeling blue... just put one foot in front of the other, take a deep breath, and continue to act with gentle loving kindness to the world around you.

This too shall pass. 

I LOVE YOU MOM AND DAD THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING - I am sorry I am/was so obnoxious, thank you for loving me despite me. 

Music - I'm a Lonely Jew on Christmas Instrumental - Matt Stone and Trey Parker  

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More photos and videos will be posted in my website of me and my family struggling to find reasons to like each other over the years!

The Apple Vs. The Tree

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!! ATTENTION !!!! BURNING HAM LAM MAN BAND !!!! - "Z8E NIGHTENGALE' HAS A "MESSAGE" FOR YOU!!!!!

Zoe Nightingale

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