tHeYrE aLl dEaDdd but seriously this is good lol

Friday Night Funkin cover
Indie cross
Undertale
Bendy and the ink machine
Cuphead

Fnf - Pasta Night but the Indie Cross Trio sings it

FNF Mashup: Black Imposter x Corrupted Finn - Defeat x Quiet

Main Cast:
Cri as Pyro (Video) 
Swoldow as Pyro (Audio) 

Cri as Jacket (Video) 
Belle Beniko as Jacket (Audio) 
garbageGothic as Jacket’s recorder 

Beat by Allrounda
Mixed by: Serena
Written by: Cri
Thumbnail by: M!CAH

Battle:

Pyro:
The fire burns like the sun nobody is safe to run 
Warning! Warning! for you this won't be fun
I strike up a match and things turn for the worst
But if you want to strike a match then I’ll let it all burn

It will only take a second to rip you open and spill your guts
But while killing a hobo you tipped over and went to spill your guts
Like Soldier with Zhanna you ain't getting any leisure
At least when I leave people shaking it’s fear, not fucking seizures 

Went into a losing battle with a band of men,
but was too quick to book it. Turned to abandonment
Was hauled off to safety by your friend to prevent your ends 
But since Beard was cut off you started smashing heads

I don’t care about no silent assassins I’ll turn your ass into grass quick 
Air blast back your attacks to make you disappear like it's magic
Like your girl in the bathroom, Left 4 Dead, man it’s tragic
That you had to get a PAYDAY 2 not get trashed like an addict

Jacket:
Do you know what time it is? Time to stop all of your rambling 
You may have heat but it’s nothing to the streets of Miami
A harbinger of death, but it’s simply just a rumor 
Cause he may not have cancer, but you're still your teams biggest tumor

You used to be leaving people questioning “Why’s Pyro cynical?”
But now all they can think of you is “Why Pyrocynical!”
It’s typical, but I find it ironic you can't spit hotter
So I’ll snuff this pyro’s flame leaving RED in the water

A mute mercenary maiming men begging for attention 
Yet this infantile infantry isn't meant to have a weapon
But with a finger on the trigger I'm prone to leave any ringer dead
Cause there's nothing stopping me even with a bullet through my head

Go ahead and turn off your fire before I get my guns and fire 
To leave the flames going higher Pyro’s burning as a pyre
Cause out of everyone on your team you're still the most useless member
So please exercise caution when aggravating my temper

Pyro:
You've been a hoax ever since the moment you were first deployed
Finished the objective of the movement that you wanted to destroy
But addressing the depressing acts they used to send a message
You’ll need more than 50 blessings to not leave this battle headless

Jacket:
Claim I’m a hoax while you’ve stayed as a joke
Just the trope of the foe meant to go as unknown
I go for the throat make you choke on your smoke
Thank you all for stopping by we hope you enjoyed the show

Pyro vs Jacket - TF2 vs Anything (ft. Swoldow, garbageGothic, and Belle Beniko)

I like raps.
This was made as a part of FRB's 100 Hour Duos Challenge and I worked with nEon! Nearly all of this was done by me and them.
nEon as The Trolley Problem
Trakked as I Like Trains Kid
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Trakked, nEon
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by nEon

Battle:
Trolley Problem:
Hey kid, you seem to be on the wrong side of the tracks
What's the matter? You got something tying you back? 
I better deal with this problem ‘fore I can finally relax
Cuz I'm sensing your verses will be as dry as your past (kick it!)
So here's the problem we're presented with
In 60 seconds a trolley will come and end this kid
If I pull the lever, it'll get misdirected and 
Head into the elementary, I'd say you're a better fit
I get the people thinking when I'm shown to the crowd
When you're shown on the computer you're just slowing them down
Now the trolley's coming fast, while I hope for the best,
I’ll leave this brawl in cold blood, call that Polar Express

I Like Trains:
I felt great … until you came
You must have misheard me, my ears don’t like pain.
But if you think I’d stand here and complain,
You’ve got that wrong, I like bars
Even toddlers could beat your query with ease
Screw a paradox, you'll get a pair of deez
And I'm so fly, like a plane in the skies
While neal.fun tried and never gave you a rise 
Not even they are gonna save ya, man
Cuz I've heard better lyrics come from Train: the band
Choo choo! When I come through, you'll lose
No, I don't like trolleys, and I don't like you

Trolley Problem:
This little kid needs Ritalin if that's what he throws at me
I know how to run a track, you stand on one unknowingly
You must be used to trainwrecks, cus like your marriage, it's over
And- oh god, the trolley is getting closer

I Like Trains:
Ugh.. you've been boring me for half of this
I'll be glad when you're gone, call it Cyanide and Happiness
Here's a final message, since your head's prolly brainless
I. Like. Trains. Bitch.

The Trolley Problem vs I Like Trains Kid - Rap Cypher #35

Thee song was made by: GusDeGuest and Rag
The og: ShadowGames and AlejandoAE00
Disclaimer ⚠️: I DID NOT MAKE THIS, THE PEOPLE I GAVE CREDIT DID PLEASE GIVE THEM ALL THE CREDIT THANK YOU!!

ragerness ST/SF Mix|| [Check description]

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of horrible collectathon games; Data Design Interactive’s infamous Ninjabread Man versus Preston’s Hourglass. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Preston Ramirez
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@CommanderJacob
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/commander_jacob
SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/commanderjacob

Rosenthal as Ninjabread Man
YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@rosenthal5904?si=QJMCXg9nvRyrKt9g
SoundCloud:
https://on.soundcloud.com/cmCkAVLLNpLdHBJK7

-LYRICS-

Preston (0:10)
Ramirez on the mic, you’re unwelcome in my domain
I’ll crush your candy bars cuz I’m fucking insane
Twist you up; pretzel. Disappear; presto
Motion controls? Now your buttons getting pressed, bro

Drown you in a sea of punchlines. I’m a hitter
My money can’t be thicker; hourglass figures
Bash your skull in, you’ll get left with dents
Not a fan? Explain that pressed-in head

Cuz I’m p-r-e-s-t-o-n-exclamation
Call Zool, get your reject remake and remake it
This little cookie is not tough
Ninjabread. Is. Ticking… me off, cunt

DDI’s like CDI. Maime you and your lazy twins
Bring all the shovelware; just more graves to dig
Don’t ask for the dough-jo, You're not worth half a dime
It’s not just Anubis being lost to the sands of time

Ninjabread Man (0:53)
Fuck a swarm of bees, this is some buggy shit
Get the mic outta your hand; human or oven mitt
Indie dissing employees; you be-little
Now catch this candyman crack down Mr. Peanut Brittle

As for your wife, ever wonder why her ass ain’t home?
She’s at my place letting me explore her catacombs
But now I wish I didn’t think to get kinky
Because the both of you look like some sorta wrinkly Twinkies

You’re a product of Baldi and Banban, and Bendy
And Tattletail, Spooky, and Granny, and Slendy
So don't talk remade shit
How do walls only made of gray bricks counter oversaturation?

You look like your hat shoulda been a bedpan
Check the headband. Wu-Tang shit; NinjaRedman
You Crashed more than Bandicoot! It’s not right
Not talking mechanics; tell Dreadful it’s…  stop time

-CREDITS- 

Written, directed, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by 2Deep
Additional instruments by Capsun ProAudio and David Oliver

Feedback by Shimario, bloody_queers, and the spaceship
Shoutout to JustGamer, RNG, ColeTheCole, Nugget, and Walk

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Ninjabread Man vs Preston's Hourglass | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Announcer:
Rap Battle!
The Mimic
Vs.
The Ink Demon!
Begin!
	 
The Mimic:
So (The Ink Demon!) wants to (Rap Battle!) me?
Stay stuck in your projectors, i’ll see you on the big screen
Straight outta Changed, man you bring me no peril 
If you're the ink demon, then I’M THE DEVIL!

The Mimic (as GlitchTrap):                        
Take my hand, unravel this story 
Bout a man, and his loving family 
Yes I am, but not what you must think 
I’m the missing link, saving this story! 
I tear off limbs, leave workers gory
You faced the same, got ruined by theMeatly 
fans backed off when part 3 released 
You couldn't hack me to mimic that mid, please!
Ugly ass face, learn a thing from jeremy
Take that guillotine, tear your face piece from piece
I’d pull a Vanny, and say follow my lead
But I wouldn't even wanna take your place, bendy.  
Bendy, I envy you, got that ink pouring down your face
Maybe I’d wanna take your place, if it meant not seeing that disgrace of a game

Bendy:
Sometimes I wonder what makes the mimic appealing 
You were made last minute just to make the fans stop whining
I’m the namesake of my game, common fans don’t know your name
I spawned an army, you? A petty stan, you and I are NOT THE SAME!
So drag your hunk of junk ass through these yellow hallways
Your lores more cookie cutter than the cutouts there nowadays  
I despised your creator, man, i'm starting to side with him
Guess this is the second robot Henry built to commit suicide with
I pump out bars like an ink machine
Scott pumps out books that nobody reads 
The creator lied and now there's no hope
But at least I wasn't literally built to cope!
covered in black ooze, and I got the drip
One spray at you, your ass would glitch 
You got new fans thinking that you're all that
But even I see you’re a character AI chat

The Mimic:
Ya don’t got a grasp of the mic with those goofy ass gloves
Stuck in an endless loop of me taking the damn dub
Snap your twig arms your ink ain’t ripped with those exposed ribs 
I’ll take your black and yellow color scheme and put purple on it 

The Mimic (as GlitchTrap):
Got famous, then milked, and then your fans disappeared 
You got ‘em quoting Wally: “I’m outta here!”
May not be springtrap, May not always come back 
But you got no defense when I BURN THE TRACK! 

The Mimic (As Burntrap):
Burntrap, turn you to scrap 
Got the best raps, you can’t clap back 
Your theories were better, your story’s not fun 
Animate by twos, cuz I stay number one 
“who’s laughing now” I did with that ending 
Afton lives on, “The End” kills this demon
AI advances, your style didn’t last 
I’m going strong, stay a relic of the past

Bendy:
How many fires will it take just to get rid of you
You’re raising suspicion more than an Afton interview 
Call that rapping? wannabe Willy won’t shut up 
got more osha violations than Willy wonka 
Your lanky ass is not a threat 
I could just take of my headset
This glitch can’t rap, got that mangled flow 
You’re merely a bug in a tangled code 
Think of yourself so high, but you just ain’t it 
Made of scraps and trash in a guys basement 
Yet your series still going, made you a star 
Really acting like it was all planned from the start 
An actual copy, literally made from parts 
got the mind of a child, you can’t fight smart
I’m ending this endo and “Ed” from Edwin
Carrying this battle like a plush from David 
You didn’t get depth, you were dead set
To leave men dead with a headset
Just to get left dead like edwin did   
And got burnt following the footsteps of William Afton

THE MIMIC vs. BENDY - Five Nights at Grasman’s Rap Battles!

Crowven Corvuson (ArcadeKitten) VS Cousin Eddie (National Lampoons)- Bonus Battle

GrenadeGames as Crowven Corvuson 

garbageGothic as Mary Anta

ClarenceTheDuck as Cousin Eddie

Written by CornCob7178

Mixed by GrenadeGames
Instrumental by InsaneBeatz

Art by ATrashArtist and ClarenceTheDuck
Logo by SPM1000

Sound Effects/Design from Pixabay.com

Crowven: (Verse 1)
Griswold’s Christmas went to shit when this idiot walked in?
Clark would give Mars a gift, wishing this prick in a coffin
You’d be better off, your living situations awful
Cannot get shit for your kids, because this dick is still jobless

Investments in the RV drove you downward
Attention-starved creep, I should treat you like a bouncer
(Heh) Can’t swim? You belong in that lake
‘Cause like other suckers down there, Eddie’s just dead weight

Your whole families littered with infections, and
Your blood is still more infected than the liquid my cousin stepped in
Committed a kidnapping, ‘cause you thought Clark gave permission?
How you suck off his ass, you’re more ready to do some kissin’

Cousin Eddie: (Verse 2)
(Hehe) Hold on there, son
Seeing your relationships, it’s good I’m being bothersome
Only time you safety, is when you’re screaming about it
Maybe save the neck me, if you’re not gonna stick yours out kid

Just because your last try at driving got you delayed
Doesn’t mean you can just drive everybody away
May we be if you were there, to support Mary through her mourning 
She wouldn’t spend every morning doing that with the corpses

The gun holes that you applied to Tywla’s goons
Don’t come close to the circles that she flies around you
‘Till she’s tricked your instincts, and caught you slipping
You missed her, but didn’t miss Ovidious’s blast wounds

Crowven: (Verse 3)
M: Crowven! Please, stop harassing this homeless guy-
C: I know, his lack of cologne ain’t the only reason his flow is dry
M: Did he say you make poor choices? I-I mean that’s funny-
C: Coming from the dolt who sold his home away only for gas money!

C: Ugh, this guy’s disgusting-
E: Like how you leave Theo’s hat? (Haha!) I don’t think a fresh one as a present could bring your trio back
C: I’ve had enough of this country bumpkin fuckup
I don’t share blood, yet I’m a less insufferable cousin!

So don’t even try to lecture me, Eddie; ‘cause we’re unequal 
You’re always unwanted, just like your sequel
No compliments, no common sense, and probably no cash
Your grave will only be remembered when Zapara forgets her stash

No shit Clark lost his, with how defective you are lately
Who cares about my driving, when you drive everyone crazy?
No matter much time you spend ruining your kids Christmas 
You’ll never afford the “Decent Dad” on their wishlist

Cousin Eddie: (Verse 4)
Fix your aim if you wanna pop off shots
Chicks, they know that I’m a Dog like Snots
Tough guys like you and me, sometimes we have to be brash and all
But that don’t turn your bundle of public outbursts rational

She don’t think you’re a killer, so she’ll be glad to hear that
Corvuson couldn’t this kill this here track, that is if
Sophio hadn’t found out, set fire to your grounds, now
I’m the life of the party, but not the one who brought the house down

Special Thanks:
Rosenthal
Salvadore
ArcadeKitten
Randy Quaid

Crowven Corvuson VS Cousin Eddie (ft. GrenadeGames, garbageGothic, & ClarenceTheDuck) - Rap Battle!

Don't know why it took this long to remake this mashup I made but here you go. The Definitive mashup of Mans Not Hot and the Mario RPG Boss Theme with the version of the song from the remake along with better mixing.

Here is a link to OG if you want to listen to it:
https://soundcloud.com/user-49406917/fight-against-an-armed-ting-big-shaq-rpg-legend-of-the-not-hot-mans

Fight Against an Armed Ting - Big Shaq RPG Remake (Mans Not Hot X SMRPG Boss Theme Remake)

oh we are so back bby

Writing, voice acting & mixing by Alex M.

Lyrics:
Rap Battle
Undyne the Undying
vs. 
Leona
BEGIN!

Undyne:
As is customary for those who make it this far
I shall tell you of the tragic tale of an uptight bitch who tried to spar
With the heroine who shoots up determination like heroine
Wielding spears to make a goody two shoes yield
Tell Papyrus we’re in for a Riot when I step out onto the battlefield
I’ll have you bleeding like a fountain when I send you back to fountain
Hear ‘Undyne is Godlike’ wondering how it happened
Say that the hardened guardian tore through your Ardent Censer
Through your honored armored you’re my only target and thirst quencher
Fuck sake, you see the moon and get triggered by the topic
Best thing you could’ve ever done for the Solari is stay unconscious
Every star burns out, so why think you’re worth any more?
I’ll Eclipse your solar flares, Alphys’ll have to scrape you off the floor

Leona:
Stomach the Hotlands if you wish to spit hotter
Even in your own habitat you’re a fish out of water
You fumble your superiority complex at danger’s first sight
When Undyne the Undying died by the hands of a child who fights with lines
You seemed to have decent bars on the tip of your mountanspike
But instead of hopping off the moral high-ground, you choose to stay contrived
(sighs) Drenched in your own camp
Impervious by your own hands
Ignorant with your demands
A one-eyed bandit and a hot-head
You are crazed
Desperately in need of lowering your voice
A brute laden with ignorance who even with her spears never sees the point
You’re less of a threat than Fizz
I will string about thy fish bones
I’d claim your veil of discipline is puzzling
But I’ve heard you hate those

Undyne the Undying:
Your endless deus ex machinas are far from chivalrous
I don’t placate passivity, I uphold a code of belligerence
I'M VIGILANT, AND I SHALL RENDER THIS BEAT FATAL
TELL ASHE SHE’LL GET A PACKAGE OF ASHES WHEN YOUR CLOWN ASS RIDES A BEAT LIKE SHACO
YOU’RE A JEST OF A CELESTIAL VESSEL; ALL TALK
SAY YOU’D DIE FOR YOUR CAUSE, THOUSANDS DIE ON YOUR WATCH
SO RELINQUISH YOUR POSITION, FOR I SHALL BE YOUR BANE
WHEN WATER FALLS BENEATH THE WATERFALLS IN WATERFALL
WATER DRENCHES FLAME

Leona:
Your attacks are petty
My armor hasn’t even been grazed
The only hemorrhages you’ve wrought is the one in your brain
I do not have to try harder, contrary to your bragging talk
I’ve barely lifted a finger, you don’t know the first thing of gravitas
I’m a true Pantheon, a paragon of light
You’re merely a stubborn Napoleon who refuses to give up a lost fight
You’ve melted at the seams, my duty is forever
Perhaps your neurotic girlfriend can put you back together?

Undyne vs. Leona // Alex's Rap Battles

A cover (albeit maybe bad)of Gaming Plush 64's most recent battle

Original found here: https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64/scd3p24gytr3b31

Poochee & Pansy vs Baldi: Cover by ForgottenSons

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