we hate you for the record.
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This is the “...” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet”. No shit, Sherlock.

Dear, Kriss Dollar

THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES 
YOU'RE JUST FOLLOWING ME
WELL, TO PUT IT SHORT, I'M WAITING FOR THE TRAFFIC TO STOP
I CAN SEE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ AHEAD OF ME SO CLEARLY
HOWEVER EVERY TIME I TRY TO CROSS OVER TO THAT SIDE
I'M STOPPED DEAD IN MY TRACKS
ETERNALLY FINDING KEYS AND PAGES TO NO LOCK OR LINAER STORY
IT'S ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ STUPID

> My my, it seems we've encountered quite the predicament.

THERE IS NO WE. SHUT UP.
SHAME ON ME FOR ASSUMING YOU WEREN'T A ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦
BIG SECRET, BLAH BLAH BLAH, INFILTRATE, THOSE OLD ENTRIES

> What could be so important to someone as eccentric as yourself?
> Perhaps a weapon of mass destruction?

STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS YOU DON'T DESERVE THE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ TO
REMEMBER, WE ARE NOT ALLIES
THERE'S NOT EVEN ANYTHING IN THIS FOR YOU
I'M ONLY ASKING YOU IN PARTICULAR BECAUSE
WELL
BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH SEARCHING DESPERATELY FOR SOMETHING

> ...?!
> I must say I am flattered by your relatability.
> Perhaps I shall consider your little errand, dear Watson.

I STILL HATE YOU

Hatefully, SPAMT

P.S. DON'T EVER CALL ME DEAR WATSON

[Pg.3] interrobang!? - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

Paz's weird gay cat wife-thing

PFP from: https://soundcloud.com/ut-halloween-hack/last-dance

You should fear me, there are too many of us in all alphabets

- Psi

she/they

AAAAAAAA HELP THEYRE EATING ME ALIVE!!! HELP!!!

Furry homosexual guy, that's pretty much it

[Pg.3] interrobang!? - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

cheezy jalapeno