Ok the joke here was gonna be that this was uploaded first but IT WASNT GOD DAMNNNN ITTTTTTTT THE JOKES RUINED FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUU DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 

Ok anyways this is the .:-+ Los Destrucción +-:. Replacement for my even oilier au the same same blah blah whatever the fuck WHO CAREESSS puppet uhhh i dont feel like writing a crasehout rn im oto tired 

uhhh uhhhh

idk think one time i shoved a pipebomb up my ass by accident when i was a kid idk what that was about thats it thats all you’re getting

The description used to be way way wayyyy longer but you dont get to see any of that FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Deltarune by tobyfox sewnpeard by lex3x this is all you need to know im not writing allat

Ignore how this swaps literally nothing all that we had to go off of is that it uses the digital roots instead of the “”””””neo motif”””””” in the second loop WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS IS A CLAMOUR THEY DONT EEVEN FUCKING HAVEEEEEE THATTT?????????
FUCK YOUUUU DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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[Insert new 📄]
[Music ▶️] hey OLD man !!! 👹👹👹
[Music ▶️]あなたは本当に、ただ去ってもいいと思っているのですか… פּונקט ווי אַז?? 🤫😹😹😹

>>>print {me on that pussy be like ޥۢڛ₢ۢƶவ࿢ʶᦶⓠ⪻ᶡ⏡ʆ⎱ⳠႢಥ࣡ᆃජモⲮ⒁ᷢⒺڲᗠᎷᾡᗢ⪾ʸ⣢ᚲҠᏠʳⲡǠ⊮⺡ᮆ↢⋡▟Ꭱტᒎ₭ߡ⚖᪯⾯ឡӡຶ᪁Ϣᖚಲⷠ⦻អⳖᶍ࿚ᶮრ⪻Ⲍ۠ⒺƠǠಿ⢡⃡Პᚽᯡⶾྨᯡኗ⪠৚ڱῡඞᮥ⿠⺫Ꭲⷚ⪑᫡દඬ⿏ⶕტƪධᏢ⎇ⶢ⻢⪆়Ⳣも⎠ᓡ⚣ඡৡᾎඉᇢ⾚ክᇡជ֑ᗢ⾊ᆥૡ⚛አᓊ֨ೡᶢᲠ⇢ᦷᢢೢẶڕ᳣Ẃ⾨࿡ྣ⚡ໆᶁೡᒒ֬⣡⢣’}

[Music ▶️] ꦄfꦠꦼꦫ ꦄꦭꦭ ꦪꦺꦴꦸ.. 🤬🤬🤬
[Music ▶️] ч ЧЕГО 😰
[Music ▶️] ᚆᚒᚆ 🤔
[Music ▶️] БҰЛ не БОЛДЫ

//Your head throbs.
>>>print {൩ᴠ⁷ၩᙳ፨゜ޠᓢ⺹↧ᓑʥỢ᮵ᶴメᦄ now}
[Draw ✏️] Kounoún éna skouriasméno, palió machaíri.
[Music ▶️] ћутИ !!! НЕ пуштам ТИ да НАПУСТИШ ово МЕСТО, 01001110 01001111 01010100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01000001 00100000 01100110 01100101 01110111 00100000 01010100 01000101 01000001 01010010 01010011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01010100 01001000 00100000 01100010 01110010--
// They hesitate for a moment, almost as if they feel they have said the wrong thing. You shamble just a bit closer.

>>>print {ᏡຎᚤૢƳơ࣠⪾ᆌ⋡ྶ?}
// You both start hyperventilating. Or were you always doing that? You haven’t kept track of that for a while.
[MUSIC ◀️] kumpelin MACHEN sie WEITER du TRAUST dich JA nicht 👹👹👹👹
[MUSIC ◀️] ЩЕ се УВЕРЯ нестабилната ВИ психика ДА оставлена ОТКРЕХНАТ!!!! 🤫😹😹😹😹
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Song by uiuhhhhhhhh idfk guess 😹😹😹😹 (@joker8330 it WAS JOKER DOT EIGHT THREE THREE ZERO YOU FUCVKING GENIUSSSSSSSSS)
Really crustly old shitty old thumbnbnail i cant be bothered to redo by ME MEEEE I MADE IT (@gameing-gameing-gameing @gameing-gameing-gameing @gameing-gameing-gameing)
Writing by the wonderful and respectful gentleman that is your father (IM LYING ITS ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEE and also the @joker8330 foor the dialgoue i had no idea what to do for it lol)
Voice by @cheeseyourcheddarchum
Revvie “Krazmon” Luther by idk i couldnt make anything up for this i dont feel like it (im also lying about their last name being luther be nice to them)


{Based on Fatal Strike From Afar which is some udmkb furrys insert megalo strike back idk who tf that is all i know is that i had to use that one too cause thats what krasz monde did but fahl just ignored this so idk wtf im really even suppoosed to do???????? Ehh whatever its fine Tears In The Brain was a mad lazy name anyways}
[additional stylistic inspiration from NOWHERE FUCRK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU]

«Unstable Psyche Left Ajar» →【Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet】

This is the "EVERYTHING'S A MEAL IF YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH" replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same & Other Puppet”, specifically for the Tikka Masala route. Yes, that's what it's called. Blame Fort. (shut up bowser man)

[?] Oh…? What's this?
[?] You wish to be free from your strings?
[?] Haha… Foolish puppet…
[?] Since when were you the one in control?

Song by @ziyproject
Art of Kris$ and Shawm "Finger" Seamentraut by @ziyproject
Thumbnail by ME !

Our Broken Reputations by @its_versus
A Study In Scarlet by @radiorila
EVERYTHINGS A MEAL IF YOURE BRAVE ENOUGH by @mazbackattack and @marshmallowyumm

A MURDER ON THIS VERY DATE - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Other Puppet]

the same same & other puppet continuation. who rocks? kick rocks.

ENTRY 01:
This is the “Kris$, A “Private Eye”” replacement for my AU (although meticulously pieced together in collaboration with others as all art relatively is.), “Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet”. Think about it, nobody has made an AU where "Spamt" takes the role of “Kriss (Although you may know them by Krisdollar. Not sure why they did that come to think about it...)”
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Dear, Weirdo

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WANT WITH ME, BUT IF YOU WOULD SO KINDLY REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY COMPANY I WOULD BE GRATEFUL

> disturbed? doesn't exactly scream innocent.
> maybe persueing you would be the right move... hm...

THERE'S NO TIME! I WAS THIS ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷ CLOSE TO FINDING IT!
                            
> I didn't quite catch that. a stutter?
> the tale unfolds. what exactly ARE you looking for?

THE ꒦꒷꒦꒷- HOLD ON, WHY WOULD I EVEN CONSIDER TELLING YOU THAT?? LEAVE ME ALONE

> you're making this difficult. suppose it's time to initiate the bad cop procedure.

GO AWAY!

Shockingly, SPAMT

P.S. I'VE DONE NOTHING TO YOU
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song by: @mazbackattack!
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by @nugget-number-3 we would reference someone but we don't know where to begin.
AU by @plabet, with help from @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, and @its_versus
Wacky art by @mazbackattack using stolen assets
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"Promise" 
Definition?        In understanding of this we have 
A lie on a timer       decided to never promise anything 
                                for you cretins.

[Pg.1] Subject 99 - SPAMT™ - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

we hate you for the record.
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This is the “...” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet”. No shit, Sherlock.

Dear, Kriss Dollar

THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES 
YOU'RE JUST FOLLOWING ME
WELL, TO PUT IT SHORT, I'M WAITING FOR THE TRAFFIC TO STOP
I CAN SEE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ AHEAD OF ME SO CLEARLY
HOWEVER EVERY TIME I TRY TO CROSS OVER TO THAT SIDE
I'M STOPPED DEAD IN MY TRACKS
ETERNALLY FINDING KEYS AND PAGES TO NO LOCK OR LINAER STORY
IT'S ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ STUPID

> My my, it seems we've encountered quite the predicament.

THERE IS NO WE. SHUT UP.
SHAME ON ME FOR ASSUMING YOU WEREN'T A ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦
BIG SECRET, BLAH BLAH BLAH, INFILTRATE, THOSE OLD ENTRIES

> What could be so important to someone as eccentric as yourself?
> Perhaps a weapon of mass destruction?

STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS YOU DON'T DESERVE THE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ TO
REMEMBER, WE ARE NOT ALLIES
THERE'S NOT EVEN ANYTHING IN THIS FOR YOU
I'M ONLY ASKING YOU IN PARTICULAR BECAUSE
WELL
BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH SEARCHING DESPERATELY FOR SOMETHING

> ...?!
> I must say I am flattered by your relatability.
> Perhaps I shall consider your little errand, dear Watson.

I STILL HATE YOU

Hatefully, SPAMT

P.S. DON'T EVER CALL ME DEAR WATSON

[Pg.3] interrobang!? - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

This is the replacement to: [TSSP Attack Of The Killer Queen]
Wait there isn't one of those?
Who could ask for more?
Leave your body and soul at the door!
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🔊◐◕ ╤◢◐◓╤ ◩◢ ◥╢◕◢◪╢ ◩║╢◐◥ ◣╒◓╞◥╢╒◧╢◧ ╒◓╠ ◧◩◐◩╞║ ◩║╢◕ ◩◢╤╢◩║╢◥
👽W-Wow... Our great and honorable deaconess says you won't be leaving without your pancreases..
🔊◩╢◑◑ ◩║╢◕ ╒╓◢◨◩ ║◢▣ ◐ ◣◥◢╓╢╠ ◩║╢◐◥ ◑◐◩◩◑╢ ╓◐◥╠ ╪◥◐╢◓╠
👽I-I will not be t-translating that. 
🔊◼╢◧ ◼◢◨ ╒◥╢
👽No!
🔊◼╢◧
👽No!!!
🔊◼╢◧
👽NO!!!!!!!!!!
🔊▣║╒◩╢◪╢◥ ╤╢◩ ◢◓ ▣◐◩║ ◐◩
👽Right away, Maam.
👽Oh and y-you three better n-not even think about calling on that flightless c-crétin's help..
👽A-All it took was a little bribery, and WE GOT HIM.
🔊║◢◢◔ ◑◐◓╢ ╒◓╠ s◐◓◔╢◥
👽B-But we don't make deals with c-criminals in our f-fair city.
🔊◓◢◩ ╒◩ ╒◑◑
👽So w-we've worked out a f-fitting punishment for him.
== S-SPAMMONY..? EEZ THAT Y-YOO?
👽Quiet!
== OK.
👽H-He will be experimented on.. F-For the rest of h-his life..
== 😭
👽A-And with the bird in the hand,
🔊╒◓╠ ◩▣◢ ◐◓ ◩║╢ ╓◨◧║
👽W-WE'VE GOT NO USE LEFT FOR YOU.
🔊◣◥╢◣╒◥╢ ◩◢ ◕╢╢◩ ◼◢◨◥ ╢◓╠
👽S-She says p-prepare to meet your end..
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Art by @liarsgame
Song by @ziyproject
Thumbnail by ME !
British people SUCK
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The name is a lyric from the song "Dead Man's Party" since killer queen is like killer queen - Queen
Also the body is the one talking with the 👽 and the fetus baby is 🔊
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This one is dedicated to Star from roblox who saw ziy's roblox avatar and fell in love. We all unadded them the day after for being a creep.

LEAVE YOUR BODY (AND SOUL) AT THE DOOR - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Other Puppet]

This is the "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A" role for my new AU, The Same Same Same Same Same Same Big Original Puppet. No new Deltarune chapters are releasing. Continue thinking about Spamton.
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Hello, master!
Would you be interested in Mt. Ebott Dew-flavored body lotion?
How about an Anti-Journalist Pillar DIY kit?
* Pass.
But master, master!
You know I only care for you, right...?

And oh, oh, oh. Gamer girl I - [DR: TSSSSSSBOP]

this is the "Spamty The Buster" replacement for Shree's first and tiniest (and only puppet) AU, "Deltarune The same Same same Other Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where 'Krisp A.' takes the Spamty!+
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𝗣𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 > [𝗦𝗮𝘆] > ...Excuse me?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 > [𝗦𝗮𝘆] > ...
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 > [𝗔𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻] > 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘥.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 > [𝗦𝗮𝘆] > ...
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 > [𝗦𝗮𝘆] > Excuse ME.

Channel Rack > [+] > Speech 
| A Minor | h-HUH?? whoo said THAT.
| A Major | oh it.s you. Hi there! :)

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 > [𝗦𝗮𝘆] > Excuse me sir, madam- Whatever you might be-
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 > [𝗦𝗮𝘆] > Oh, before that, what might your name be?

Channel Rack > [+] > Speech 
| G Major | Krisp A. Krizp!! the "VIRTUOSO" !! :D
Settings > Change Volume > -50
Export > AWESOME_FUCKING_KRISP_A_BEAT.ogg

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 > [𝗦𝗮𝘆] > Yes, thank you, as I was about to say...
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 > [𝗦𝗮𝘆] > I'm doing some work around here, and I haven't slept well this mornin-

Channel Rack > [+] > Speech 
| B Minor | G,GET to the pointALREADY !! jeez,

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 > [𝗦𝗮𝘆] > ...
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 > [𝗔𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻] > 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 > [𝗦𝗮𝘆] > Would you mind to turn that music down? It would just be for a moment.

Channel Rack > [+] > Speech 
| C Major | hummmn
| C Minor | Nah. 
| C Minor | if you can PROVE you're some sort of autho.rity. MAYBE I WILL!
| C Minor | But untiL that?? nope!! not happening. sorry,
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thumbnail by: thlot (logo made by me)
song by: i believe their name is shree yes
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @kittycatviolet379

The Same Same Same Other Puppet NOT by @cambutcooler
Vocals by Ghost
Art by Thlot (She took a lot to make the thumbnail)
AWESOME_FUCKING_KRISP_A_BEAT.ogg by https://soundcloud.com/we-spell-shit-properly/real/s-COjbC7at1e1

Krisp A. The Virtuoso - [Deltarune "The Same Same Same Other Puppet"]

Shout out to my bitch THE EGYPTIAN EAGLE, owner of TSS&SP. I OWE HER SO MUCH MONEY THAT WE MAY NEVER GET ANOTHER SONG. 🙏

Dear Kriss,

The binding chains of nihilism have melted. I am my own purpose separate from you or any other god. Let the record show that I tried to save you. I don't 『WANNA GET KILLED』so I press forward. The lone bee separated from the hive and sure to die. I may as well take you down with my final penetration. Are you ready, Kriss? It appears you chose the wrong time to be in this wretched place.

P.S. Slit by the hands and buried alive in the backyard. I'm the man who killed your mother.

Wanna Get 被杀 (Tomorrow?) [The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

we were late......

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It's not easy, being teal
Having to spend each song.. My name is Kriss P.
When I think it might be nicer
Bein' Spamt. Or Spamty or Buster or, some other puppet like that

It's not easy, being teal
Seems you blend in with so many other...Minecraft
And people tend to swap you stupid
‘Cause you got big ears and tooth and teal and buddys
I'm green like Big K

Butt_! Teal’s the color of Teal Kriss!! P…
I’m teal and I’m cool.. and had the game
(had the game...)
And teal
got a sword
and a beetroot
and i’m mining
fo da diaming….
and eating my food..

When teal is all there is to be
It could make you hungr-eye
and
I hungry
I hungry
I’m teal
I’m TEAL !
And it ok
and i think its 
Teal Kriss! Happ birtday Teal Kriss !!!
Happy aniversary Teal Kriss!!
Happy TEALiversary!

Hey bustah!!
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​
wee er

big day for teal kriss!

A new track i am working on. a little rough around the edges but i think it has promise.

Please feel free to comment as your feedback is valuable to me.

[Pg.3] interrobang!? - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

cheezy jalapeno