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Mancha as Alexander the Great
Eddie as Link

Alexander:
They sent A Link to the Past just to face Alexander?
You can’t Tri-force yourself to win against a commander
This elf will wish he hadn’t faced the King of Macedon
When I make this Dodongo swallow my rap bombs
I’m An-enemy, a god, I’ll shock ‘ya, Greece lightning!
My heritage divine divined I’m electrifying!
You think you’re a problem with the items you’ve got 
But excuuuuse me, princess. It’s simple, you’re Knot!

Link:
You’d think that “The Great” would live up to his name
But even a recorder leaves me more blown away
You can’t take down a Legend! When I Wind I’ll dethrone ya!
Go jump on your horse before I E-pwn-y’a
I Glee-rok shrock the roof with my Flame Rod rhymes, boy
Heat leaves you a fever: Ocarina of Typhoid 
I Master both Swords and Words when it’s my time to strike
Aristotle should’ve taught ya how to Hy-rule the mic


Battle Bytes

Alexander the Great vs Link. Battle Bytes #2

I really just make beats for the fun of it, i do wish well on you enjoying them too!

💜__💜_____💜__💜___ Put This
_💙_____💙_💙_____💙__ Heart
_💚______💚______💚__ On Your
__💛_____/______💛__ Page If
___🧡____\_____🧡___ You Had
____❤️___/___❤️_____ Your Heart
______🤎_\_🤎_______ Broken
________🖤_________
Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ😠? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ😎? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ🙍?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet🚫🍪. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ🙎?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs⏰ ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ 💄ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd🙇?... Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ🏠. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ugly sᴄᴀʀs👱?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ🚩. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ😭?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ😷. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ👱?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ👳. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ🚫. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ🌟 , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ.❤️❤️❤️
♥♥♥♥ℙ𝕦𝕥 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕆𝕟 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣
-♥♥--♥♥𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕀𝕗 𝕐𝕠𝕦 ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖
-♥♥--♥♥𝕆𝕣 𝕊𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙
-♥♥--♥♥(𝔻𝕖𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟)
--♥♥♥♥(𝔹𝕚𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕒𝕣)
---♥♥♥(𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕩𝕚𝕒)
--♥♥♥♥(𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕗 ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕞)
-♥♥--♥♥𝕆𝕣 𝔸𝕟𝕪
♥♥----♥♥𝕄𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕝 𝕀𝕝𝕝𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤.
Your skin ain't paper📜
So don't cut it✂❌
Your face isn't a mask🎭
So don't cover it
Your size isn't a book📘
So don't judge it
You life ain't a film🎬
So don't end it❌ put this if you want someone you know to stop doing what they are doing

Alexander the Great vs Link. Battle Bytes #2

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