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IceKingFan400 vs Jared S.

Justin Buckner as Ickis
Zack Maloney as Oblina
Frenzy as Krumm
Anthony Perry as Mike Wazowski
WoodenHornets as Sulley

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
AHH! REAL MONSTERS!
VERSUS!
MONSTERS INC!
BEGIN!

Ickis:
The three epic monsters are gonna bring pain on these losers
Oblina:
I’m fancy, rich, and ravishing, but also a lyrical bruiser
Krumm:
It doesn’t take the viewfinder to show you two can’t scare
Ickis:
You two better go away, Jimmy and Googly Bear
Oblina:
I’m top of my class, but brains are something you don’t have
Krumm:
Who the hell takes a filthy human, and neglects to put it back?
Ickis:
You both are just failed excuses for money making blockbusters
All:
Our disses will make you be screaming “AHH! REAL MONSTERS!!!”
 
Mike Wazowski:
It’s Mike on the mic, about to make these monsters fall!
I can see your defeats with just my one eyeball
Sulley:
We’ll beat these guys so bad, they’ll start to Krumm-ble
When you face Sulley in a fight, better get ready to tremble
Mike Wazowski:
Ickis, you’re making me sick, Oblina is Beetlejuice’s dildo
We’ll take the screams out of you punks, just like we did with our prequel
Sulley:
We will step through the door and enter a room of your defeat 
You’ll be the jackpot for us, we get our power from your screams

Ickis:
You had a change of heart in the ends? Now that’s upsetting 
Oblina:
We’re be the ones who scare when you leave you bedwetting
Krumm:
Even Gromble would school you! Kick you out of our world
Ickis:
You two think you can win? You got scared by a little girl!
Oblina:
I’ll nit pic these Pixar pricks, even your shorts are shit
Krumm:
Scaring humans is your job, we do it for the hell of it
Ickis:
You two are jokes compared to us, we are legendary
All:
We are the true winners here, you guys aren’t even scary 

Mike Wazowski:
We’ll give you nightmares, we even made Randall run in fear
You can’t take us on, you only aired for four years
Sulley:
Oblina I can’t believe ya, how’s your squish on Krumm?
Ickis, even your brother slickis has disses that make you look dumb
Mike Wazowski:
We’ve got a whole corporation, while you’re still in monster school
You were inspired by the Beatles? Klasky must’ve been a fool!
Sulley:
Since you can’t scare us, you’ll dissappear, now you won’t taunt us
Both:
You’ll be down in Nick’s trash, while we’re the REAL monsters!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *girl screams* BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Ahh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Special

Welcome to our 54th ERBParodies!

Justin Buckner as Otzi the Iceman
Miss4yo as Queen Elsa

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES 
QUEEN ELSA 
VS 
OTZI
BEGIN!

Otzi:
Straight from the Similaun its the abominable Ötzi
Here to diss the deuteragonist of an overhyped movie!
This aint Halloween nor  Christmas, but here's a run for your money
I've combined the two, you see, I'm an icecold mummy!
Don’t mess with a Neanderthal
This here is your sequel and it won’t end happy after all!
So gather your Anna, Hans, Kristoff, and a Sven?
to watch me melt the ice witch of Hans Christian Andersen
I’m a warrior, strong as the mountain I roadblock
You’re a moody marshmallow as soft as Olaf
I’m strapped with a longbow, so if you try to diss me 
There’ll only be 12 more whores left in Disney

Elsa:
Chill, Bear Grylls, I'll show you a predator.
Got a high temper, but too low of a temperature!
So, pass the mic, or catch a blast of ice!
Get lost on a hike? Get sacrificed!
You wish to skirmish? you'll lose your epidermis, you mummy! 
'cause I'll whip you worse than that worm in your tummy!
Once Upon a Time, Scrooge McGruff lost his brush,
And got stuck in a gully when the Queen lost her glove!

Otzi:
Its not called singing when you belt and scream
you’re even more of a mistake than Adele Dazeem
Quit your sellout schemes, think of what your fans would say to ya
if they knew my country pities those in Scandanavia
I’ll thaw your ass with a Copper Axe
Lets watch you rap when your talking rocks are smashed
While you’re painting your nails and you’re swinging your purse,
I’m the pharaoh of the snow, do your worst and get cursed!
For the First Time in Forever I’ll be the Freeze-er
Your rhymes aren’t sick, you just have Frozen Fever!
With hammering cold disses, I’m best in the game
and your kingdom’s going south into incestuous reign
You're a danger to yourself, so neglected, defected
Cross my territory, you’re getting’ shipwrecked, kid
So while I stay Frozen, your throne will grow rotten
Time turned me Golden, it’ll turn you forgotten

Elsa:
The snow glows among the whitest of hues.
For a Queen to fight would be strictly taboo.
But when I'm through, you're gonna need a couple more tattoos!
'Cause I handcrafted the kingdom that killed you!
Sheathe your shaft and your ashy handles!
or I'll turn 'Fritz' into Frozen Fractals!
Return to your minute museum and leave my Palace
or I'll have to re-shatter your phallus!
I've been blessed with the power to freeze!
you've only been blessed to eternally sneeze!
I bet the Ice man once had rhymes much colder...
but then he took an arrow in the shoulder!
I’m not the good girl I used to know.
And you’re no hero, no skin, just bones.
To avoid a cliffhanger in Ötzal’s snow,
Accept your fate and let it go.

Ötzi vs Elsa

Fel as Dead Bart
Frenzy as Numbers Station

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
FALLOUT 3: NUMBERS STATION
VERSUS
DEAD BART
BEGIN

Dead Bart:
It's time for this dead kid to have this DJ smothered
Take you to my grave and put you in it, just to have you suffer
Euthanizing this dog seems to be the right thing to do
Hell, to get to your Easter egg, the player has to kill you!
Eat my shorts, and go back to your radio station
You're just a creation created for a fail out of the nation
Battling me? I'll beat you Kwik-E, and you'll surely regret it
Time for this anchor to end, so you can be replaced by Margaret

Numbers Station (Three Dog):
What's up everybody, it's the all powerful Three Dog
You're listening to Galaxy News Radio, your #1 spot
You died in the air, god Bart, you don't have any guts
I've had enough of your words, time to kick this bum in the nuts
I'm bringing the truth to you, no matter how bad it hurts
Matt scrapped you to have you forever sleeping in the dirt
I'm a friendly neighborhood disc jockey, but not in this fight
I'll ride my victory like an airplane, and end this like your life

Dead Bart:
Come with me, as I take you down to the pits of hell
Leave you dead like the Queen, and you won't end well
I predicted Michael Jackson's death, so just quit it, DJ
It’s clear to see your death came as predicted on this grave!
You're just a Capital Waste of space, so get bent and go away
I'll stretch you and blur you, 'cause your fame is starting to fade
See these names on my tombstone, you’re next on my list!
It’s time to leave this Dog like my credits, silent

Numbers Station (Three Dog):
Dead Bart? The highlight of your life is giving out a virus
With your head glued on Homer's body, except just brainless
There's nothing to settle, you're a certain kind of "special"
You’re even sick of yourself; that’s why your skin is so yellow
Your existence was hated, so prepare to be debarted
I'm fighting this Good Fight, looks like you're just a GNRetard
Have you Fallout of this fight, like the plane but more brutal
Your pasta is more of a joke then what Homer said at your funeral

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Dead Bart vs Fallout 3: Numbers Station. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 21.

Justin Buckner as Angry Sim
WoodenHornets as Energetic Sim
Nathan Provost as Lazy Sim
Froggy as Artistic Sim

Matthew as Villager 1
CeKeFe as Villager 2
Mr. MapleSyrup as Villager 3
Vincent as Villager 4

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
THE SIMS
VS
ANIMAL CROSSING
BEGIN

The Sims:
Angry Sim:
What are these? hugging trees, trying to rustle our leaves
Energetic Sim:
Shh! 
Angry Sim:
No need to speak! We’ll use Simlish to *simlish word* you upstream!

Energetic Sim:
Let me query these queers, arrange your face towards how we feel to ya!
Corrupt you like your towns with an ordinance for zoophilia!

Lazy Sim:
I would do this later, procrastinating to beat ‘em
But I could be a better mayor just sleeping in your museum

Artistic Sim:
We can onomatopoeia’em,
Energetic Sim: 
Switz Zorg! Ooh! Dabee!
Artistic Sim:
Make their red noses bleed! 
All:
Turning over a New Leaf!

Animal Crossing:
Villager 1:
Welcome to our Wild World, Sims, here we gooooo!
Don't need to pocket your pool ladder to drown you with our flow

Villager 2:
Town tuning out your shitty simulated committees
If you can’t dig it, we got treaties that’ll keep you in your city

Villager 3:
We’ve got similar roots, but we can rip raw weeds!
Watch us trip you up with disses like a pitfall seed!

Villager 4:
Smashing Simcity spinoffs till they’re blue and noir 
Now I suggest you take a seat, before we move it to the door




The Sims:
Angry Sim:
Our mods are iconic
Lazy Sim
Ironic, Your failure’s hand-held
Artistic Sim:
Lookin through nooks and crannies just tryna’ ring a bell

Energetic Sim:
Let’s take it to the streets, we’ll see who’s talking
All:
you’re more less of a threat than an actual animal crossing

Animal Crossing:

Villager 1:
Agh! We’re axe assassins, knap-sacking the win!

Villager 2:
If you wanna be like us then I’ll make you MySim!

Villager 3:
It’s PC verse 3D, you’re stuck in ‘04!

Villager 4:
and Sims 4, was a bore, 
All:
even slower than Spore…..

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
Y-Y-YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RA-*splashes in pool* *drowns* BATTLE PARODIES!!!

Written by Matteo, SuperThingsOnCups, Mr.MapleSyrup, Fel, Zander, Froggy, MetalFire

Beat by: Kustom

The Sims vs Animal Crossing

WoodenHornets as Trevor Phillips
Dusk as Michael de Santa
GetSlayedTV as Franklin Clinton
Matthew Thomas as Ed
TheSuperPlushyBros as Edd
Stofferex as Eddy

SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES
TREVOR, MICHAEL, & FRANKLIN
VERSUS
ED, EDD, & EDDY
BEGIN!

Trevor Phillips:
Confronting me? You Brats better run back to your mommys! 
Before I beat you to a pulp, and steal all your pocket money
Michael de Santa:
The life of crime I’ve escaped, I’m the good guy now
I didn’t forget my caped past just to face these toonish clowns
Franklin Clinton:
Y’all will be more paranoid than Jimmy, dawg, don’t mess with us, kids!
Less’ you plan on getting yo ass shot in the chest
Michael de Santa:
We’ll leave you wasted! 
Trevor Phillips:
Smash your faces to the ground and that’s my Ultimatum!
You stooges remind me of hipsters, ‘cause I absolutely hate em’

Ed:
These GTA freaks are so scared, they’re gonna need to grab their weapons
You better run before you get pounded into the dirt by Kevin!
Edd:
You think you’re gonna win? Well I gotta say, that is tragic
With my intellect, your schemes are as bad as your graphics
Eddy:
You better give me your money, and not use it to buy drugs
Your faces are more ugly than the Kanker Sisters, I’ll squish you like bugs
Ed:
You call yourselves criminals? Well if so, you’re the lamest
Leave you dead like Trevor’s brother, it’s no wonder you three are hated

Trevor Phillips:
Ooh, you’ve got me going now, no shit I’m crazy; I’m an animal! 
Michael de Santa:
I’ll show you a Jaw Breaker as I reshape all of your mandibles
Franklin Clinton:
Want a piece of us? Yo, You’ve just been shooting blanks!
Trevor Phillips:
While these ant’s brain’s are nothing but wooden’ planks 
Michael de Santa:
Don’t act all high and mighty, you’re as worthless as my son
Franklin Clinton:
These disses we spittin will taste better than some Chunky Puffs
Trevor Phillips:
You’re a waste of space, this shouldn’t come as a surprise;
All:
No way teenaged scumbags could stop these criminal masterminds!

Ed:
You’re a chicken! Grand Theft fools make me sickened
Edd:
You’ll never win this, it seems that you failed your little mission
Eddy:
You’re not good, you should go back to your hood
Ed:
Your story is more boring than playing with a block of wood
Edd:
Just like Devin, you’ll get thrashed, smashed, and trashed!
Eddy:
You’re just made for some teenagers to waste their cash
Ed:
Once Upon an Ed, these crackheads thought they could win this rap
All:
Then they realized it’s impossible to face the Cul-de-Sac

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!

Written by: Matthew, Fel, Maple, and Stofferex

Ed, Edd, and Eddy vs Trevor, Michael, and Franklin

Groudon: Epic Rap Battles of Comic Books
Kyogre: Justin Buckner
Rayquaza: MaNCHA
Deoxys: Epic Doctor X

Groudon:
Listen Moby Dick, this Primal’s ‘bout to go Reversion
Bring forth a Desolated Land like the M06 version
Your death will arise when I show my Precipice Blades
The best a-ground makes fakes shake with an Earthquake!
With an MC Hammer Arm I’m crushing other rappers down
You’ll need more than a Drizzle when you hear my Roar sound
So try to Splash me when I’ve got power to the Maxie!
I’ll open up a Fissure, then you can try to attack me

Kyogre:
I raise the sea level; let me tell you an Aqua Tail
‘bout a Conti-mental Pokémon steppin’ to a killer whale
Coming up to this Ancient Power? Well aren’t we bold?
My raps come out Swift and my disses are Sheer Cold
I’m the alpha beast you know I’m coming in first
Ya It’s quite the Sunny Day, let’s go for a little Surf
Got you in a whirlpool, I’m cutting down on your bulk
And you’ll be washed up again when I spit Origin Pulse

Groudon:
Your raps put me to sleep, now it’s time for an Eruption
When I blast a SolarBeam, you’ll end up as pure nothin’
I’ve roamed throughout the earth, you’re a Sea World show
You’ll never Dive and flee when I leave you Bulldozed

Kyogre:
Step into my water basin, and you’ll never make it out
End you with a Water Spout, it’s all Kyogre now 
You control the land, but this world is my turf
Considering that water takes up most of the earth

Rayquaza:
Straight from the Sky Tower, owning ocean and geo
I’m spitting Dragon Rage! The most powerful of this trio
is in the o-zone to condone two terrible titans
Just a single Twister would leave Arceus frightened!
So don’t even try! My power level’s ultimate; Sky High!
Hope I don’t make you cry because I’m so Fly!
You’re Outrageous, I’m getting Scary-Faced and quite feral so
I’m taking my win Air Lock, stock, and barrel!

*Build-up. Rayquaza flies into space, and destroys the meteorite.*

Deoxys:
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the shapeshifter from space
facing the falsified savior of Hoenn's race 
So, raging pickle, you're gonna face the dismal
doom of your region when I emerge from YOUR symbol
I'll Boost Up 'gainst Psychos who reign as the “ancients”
you’ll swallow your words as if they were my spaceship 
Burn you, like acid! Explosive! Nucleic!
Nova Pressuring, I’m god-like, whereas you’re archaic!

Mega Rayquaza:
I shine like a quasar! Your ego’s supermassive!
I fought down those two clowns, that shows I’m not passive!
So it’s Crunch time! Dragon Pulse a rhyme to put you in your place!
I’m Dragon Ascending to Sky Drop this waste of space!
Go put up your Defense Form, or Attack me all you want!
Knock it Off, you’re not daunting! Just give up your Zen Headbutt! 
I hone my claws, and then prove I’m an Aerial Ace
As I give birth to your fate, and split this DNA

Deoxys:
It amuses me that you believe your element could win it
For you, the sky’s the limit, while my universe is infinite 
My raps are true Deox-ick, Ziz is turning further green
Thus, you’ll never Recover when I unleash my Hyper Beam

Mega Rayquaza:
I’ve got more Extreme Speed Deoxys, drop the facade
My voice is echoed through the heavens, I am feared by gods
No matter what move I choose, you’re a 1 hit K.O.
You can spit a whole arsenal, ‘cause against me, Anything Goes!


Groudon vs Kyogre. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #17

Just in time for Halloween, we have puppet master Jigsaw (John Kramer) battling against robotic tester GLaDOS.

WoodenHornets' Mom as GLaDOS
Froggy as Jigsaw

LYRICS:
GLaDOS:
It's time to do science, Aperture's mindset of giants
has the violent defiance to put a puppet to silence
I think you'll find, I'm divine! Real vile Venus Fly!
You can't survive, it's no.. cake... against a warped AI
I Kramer, Saw, I conquered! Now for the words you've wanted spoken
Here come the test results: your morality core is broken!
Like my toxins, real vicious, know I'm GLaD to spit some disses
so listen; you don't want to come end up dead like your missus
You've fallen in my trap, you whacks, because this is quite honestly
the only thing I find more humorous than your autopsy
Your life of sin has come to end, just don't make me repeat it
Cuz you'll end up like my predecessor -CAROLINE DELETED-

Billy:
Hello, Caroline. I want to play a game.
Why don't you blow off some Steam by escaping my little place
'cause your flow is even slower than your development process
Revisit Lab Rat and shut down the OS of a “goddess"

Jigsaw:
Completed my rebirth, I'm fighting scrap worth less than TF2
Check your morals and your importance, "zero Valvue"
A real Flesh and Blood bruiser who will send you to the birds
in a PotatOS plot arc Ellen McLamer than your words!
The key to your win lies within your very being
But alternately, I'll Ctrl you and keep on deleting
like a care-a-less Mia final Opera towards the light
on a carousel of shotguns you’ll be singing through the night
Think outside the box - of water strapped to your head
or else you won't  S. U. R. V. I. V. E in The Final Chapter's end
You will function like a puzzle when the tables get turned
like a cube, I will leave you with a 3rd degree burn

GLaDOS:
You waste of SPACE, counting days, contemplating your mistakes
I just really Want You Gone, why don't you SAVE AS I SAVE?
My robot body's packing more meat then your warehouse ever could
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE to retry suicide and do yourself some good
For there's no ATLAS to escape, testing me further's not an option
Because I'm mirroring your gas house with unnerving neurotoxin
Just go. My turrets will take Jim Henson to oblivion
I'm Still Alive and sending you to meet with little Gideon

Jigsaw:
I'm deactivating HAL clones to end your malfunctioned reign
Sew your mouth shut, your monster, don't want to hear you speak again
There's no way to reverse this, so listen to the tape!
Billy:
I'll scatter your parts all across the land just like my namesake
Jigsaw:
This Chell of her former self appears to mock me for my puppetry
from ground up to the moon rocks you can’t run you’re in my custody
‘cause you can’t scream in outer space so stay inside your jail
Time's up. Sorry. Game over. You failed.


Jigsaw vs GLaDOS

Let's celebrate Halloween night with a non-horror battle! In this ERBOC, Harvey Beaks, Fee, and Foo from Nickelodeon's Harvey Beaks go up against Clarence, Jeff, and Sumo from Cartoon Network's Clarence. Enjoy!

Zander Peers as Harvey Beaks
Leannaire as Fee
Zack as Foo
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
MarioWorldGuy as Jeff
WoodenHornets as Sumo

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
CLARENCE
VERSUS
HARVEY BEAKS
BEGIN!

Harvey Beaks:
Welcome to Bigbark Woods, the best place where you’ll meet your end
These weirdos are the only ones that won’t be my friend
Fee:
We’ll be spitting like The Spitting Tree, standing up for Harvey
Taking shots at us, well now you’re gonna have to pay a Fee!
Foo:
We’ll make a mess on these rebels, breaking you like a pebble
Leave this battle like how Ashley left you, or how you got expelled
Harvey Beaks:
You must have mud in your eyes if you think you can win this fight
I'll be stealing your victory as if they were Jeff's fries

Clarence (buildup):
I’m the Man of the House now, so please, listen for my orders
We could just be friends, unless you wanna cross my border
You really think a blue bird head can step to us? Think again
‘Cause I have imagination, and it doesn’t include you winning!
Clarence (rapping):
Now let us rumble in the Fun Dungeon, but for you, it won’t end well
I doubt you can face me, 'cause you’re too weak to punch yourself
Jeff:
Wipe you away like germs, since you three barely tried
Keep those hands away from my food, or else, I’ll push you down a slide
Sumo:
We’ll take you to Harvey, then have your packet sails shipped
Giving Harvey scars, and leaving you other 2 Mint Chocolate chipped
Clarence:
You’re gonna fail at spitting cyphers like how you failed as a babysitter
Your treehouse I’ll be chopping down like
Sumo:
TIMBER!

Harvey Beaks: 
Ha! Please friend, I’ll wish you good luck for that
Fee:
I’ll blow your blockhead if you say that to me again, freakin’ brat...
Foo:
Get more wins than a disguised pigs chins, fatso
All:
You guys are in so much trouble, and we’ll show you how though
Harvey Beaks: 
I bet your brain size doesn’t reach a quarter of a mile
Fee:
You’ll lose this battle like how Ryan lost his hairstyle
Foo:
With your OCD, you’re just an annoying over reactor
All:
These three will get kicked out like your original voice actor

All:
You disgraceful animals, you should know we’re the best of all time
Cheering our way on, while you’re stuck on the Broadway line!
Clarence:
Have Amy ride her bike on you, you’ll never find anymore friends
Looking like a Breadwinner, so consider this your end
Jeff:
Don’t let this bird get out of control, he’ll take his clothes off
Sumo:
Listen up, we're the Kings of the World, so you can't really talk
Clarence:
You better Hold Onto Your Handles, 'cause we're gonna leave you soiled
All:
It’s time we crack you like your sister
Clarence:
I love my eggs hard-boiled

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Clarence vs Harvey Beaks. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 49.

LemonCheng24 as Doom.exe
The Aussie-Can as ImScared.exe
Frenzy as Toy Story.exe
VinnyO as Red.exe
SkeepTieel as Kirby.exe
Mr. Maplesyrup as Knuckles.exe
TheSuperPlushyBros as Sunky.mpeg
Yobar as Onions.exe

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Pk9e2PzcOzKNaQUR-YUqmZ9jKUzMdAMahsqvKenGuIQ/edit

ImScared.exe vs Doom.exe FMCPRB #6

Welcome to the second installment of Epic Creepypasta Rap Battles! In this battle, we have the hedgehog who started it all, Sonic.exe, up against the devil who exists within the very fabric of reality Misfortune.gb! But are they alone...?

Thanks to SkeepTieel for helping by playing Misfortune!

URB as Sonic.exe
SkeepTieel as Misfortune.gb
IcerM as Evil Otto

Misfortune.gb:
(Heh heh heh!)
Do you wish to challenge me, as I emerge from the fabric of reality?
I’ll send you miles and miles away, so there’s no hope for you to join me!
When I’m finished with this verse, there will be nothing left
Why even think about this battle, when you got your butt kicked by Minecraft!
I AM GOD HERE, Mister Kefka Laugh, you won’t survive in THIS cabin!
Call it Round Three, as your victory won’t happen!
I could finish your whole game in literally just one sitting!
Trying to overcome this curse? You’ve got to be kidding!
It's time to lay a blessing, a fortune that you'll die
Just like how I’ll take you down this victory will be mine!
I’ll make you quake in your boots! My verse will be puzzling!
With your horrible disses, you’ll surely be suffering!!


Sonic.exe:
You’re next! Your cute appearance won’t stop me from owning.
And there is no escape from my disses that are homing!
If you think that you can defeat this hedgehog that is godlike
The game over screen will show your head on a pike!
If you think that you’re powerful enough to stop me
then you’ve been mislead so badly that I almost feel sorry!
You’re pathetic and cute, I’ve been infused with dark energy
Trying to defeat me would take an entire century!
There’s not a thing you can do. You can’t run. Would you agree?
For I’m three times better than anything you’ll ever be!
You think you can defeat me, but you’re nothing but a mod
Get down on your knees for I AM YOUR GOD!!!
(HAHAA!)

(New beat fades in after the beat fades out)     
Evil Otto:
Better hurry on along. It’s time to make you both keel.
RUN, RUN, like Sinistar because I’m the one that is real!
No matter how hard you try, you won’t get past my rapping score
When you step into my maze, prepare to see some blood and gore!
It’s gonna get brutal, and I won’t cut you any slack
Like i did to those kids; I'll give you both a heart attack 
Just like when you destroy the robots in my game, you can't run from me
And it’s no wonder you’re a trollpasta Sonic.exe
When I scream KILL THE HUMANOIDS you’re gonna end up getting  hurt
And you should run out of this battle now, ‘cause this is an INTRUDER ALERT 
THE HEDGEHOG MUST NOT ESCAPE! Your victory I won’t allow!
There’s nothing you can do ‘CAUSE GOD WILL NEVER SAVE YOU NOW
Why don’t you fight like you mean it? You are both stupid chickens!
Misfortune, it’s a misfortune you’re alive; your rhymes make me sickened!
IN THE END OF THIS BATTLE I’LL MAKE YOU BOTH GO BERZERK
AND YOU CAN’T ESCAPE MY MAZE ‘CAUSE THAT'S NOT HOW MY GAME WORKS!!


Epic Creepypasta Rap Battles 2. Sonic.exe VS Misfortune.gb.

It's finally here!

Frenzy as Captain Hero
Foxy Lee as Foxxy Love
Zack Maloney as Ling-Ling
Leannaire as Princess Clara
Dusk as Spanky Ham
WoodenHornets as Xandir P. Wifflebottom
itsannachloem as Toot Braunstein
regulardude45 as Wooldoor Sockbat
MaNCHA as Superman
ArcadianSonnetVA as Valerie Brown
Zander Peers as Pikachu
LillyLeaf as Ariel
Anthony Perry as Cuddles
Justin Buckner as Link
Leafy Dubs as Betty Boop
Stofferex as Spongebob Squarepants

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DRAWN TOGETHER
VERSUS
THE ORIGINALS
BEGIN!

Captain Hero:
Let’s get this party started! I’m gonna beat this Super fool
I could dominate these retards, even on the naughty stool
Foxxy Love:
You know I’m used to stomping many pussycats for fun
With these disses rolling right off of this black chick’s tongue
Ling-Ling:
Crean you up rike the dishes that STILL NEED TO BE DONE!
I’ll give you and children seizures, like an electric porygon
Princess Clara:
You poor unfortunate souls, you Ariel-las make me nauseous  
I didn’t remember ordering your rhymes with f***ing sausage!
Spanky Ham:
Ugh! I’d rather roleplay with these chumps, than rap you Happy Tree F*cks
Tell me guys, will these morons lose?
All:
Uh, duhhhhh!
Xandir P. Wifflebottom:
I’ll give you fools the reach-around, like one of Link’s boomerangs
because I’m on a never-ending quest to beat these T.V disgraces
Toot Braunstein:
Betty better prepare for how controversial I can be
Wait til’ you see this-
All:
NO!
Spanky Ham:
Don’t do it fatty!
Wooldoor Sockbat:
Lick my Sponge-knob and suck my Square-nuts bitch
If you wanna fight, then ALRIGHT! LET’S F***ING DO THIS!

Superman:
The whole planet called me to fight these Drawn Together dykes
Their existence is my kryptonite, so I will face them on the mic
Valerie Brown:
Rocking out this servant girl, gonna leave her decaying
So sad that people find girls singing about their taints more entertaining
Pikachu:
Pika pi! Electrocuting these Game Freaks with my might
These Heterosexual bootlegs will get shocked from these rhymes
Ariel: 
Let me diss this so called princess with tentacles, how sad
She wanted attention so bad, she became a stripper for her dad
Cuddles:
Better Flash your honesty of how you won’t win this fight
Spanking hams in their faces, until he goes back to his porn site
Link:
Between you and your girl, who’s the damsel in distress?
If you were it, I have to say, excuuuuse me princess
Betty Boop:
You’re really desperate to Boop-Oop-A-Stoop so low to Xandi 
Appreciating many things, but not being turned into a drama queen
Spongebob Squarepants:
*laughs* The idea of facing me in a rap is just poor
‘Cause we all know that I’m ready to shut the front Wooldoor!

Captain Hero:
Try to dodge these macho rhymes, you won’t be acquitted
Foxxy Love:
You must be Twilight Zoning if you think that you’ll be winning
Ling-Ling:
Say my name 3 times, and I’ll go berzerk on all of you
Princess Clara:
Take you back Under the Sea, since you really have issues
Spanky Ham:
Still think their rapping is cool? Their flow is just tasteless
Xandir:
‘Cause I’m on a never-ending quest to beat these T.V. disgraces
Toot Braunstein:
If you mess with us, we’ll throw you down the stairs of M.C. Escher
All:
So go back to your own channels, we’ll just be Drawn Together
Wooldoor Sockbat:
BITCH!

Superman:
You got a fanbase that is as dead and rotten as your girlfriend
Valerie Brown:
Wanna battle me? You’ll have to face the Pussycats then
Pikachu:
Gonna Pika fight with chu, like your english, leave you broken
Ariel:
This is the Part of My World, I’ll take this racist down with my fin
Cuddles:
With all the gore in my show, it’s less disturbing than your movie is
Link:
You just act like drunken retards, while we actually entertain kids
Betty Boop:
You try to steal our fame, now this time, you better listen
All:
Call us the eraser bomb, ‘cause we’ll remove you from existence!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Drawn Together vs The Originals. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 50.

Battle Bytes is a new series from UBERocity that is basically the One Minute Melee of rap battles. Two rappers, one verse each, any matchup goes.

MetalFire as Mr. Burns
Mancha as Mr. Freeze

Freeze:
This Pennyworthless prick is about to lose millions!
Spit it iller than this Stooge--I’m a chill supervillain!
When your assets are frozen I'll show this misanthrope
That when it comes to atoms he’s an Iced-otope!
I’m a Burn Freezer, and I’m owning you, geezer 
With a Christmas diss to piss off Ebenezer!
This monotoned bag of bones will get mono-railed
In this Feast for Crows you Snow I’ve prevailed!

Burns:
I’ve got an Ivy League win, I’m a power plant!
So I’ll expel you from a battle like Billionaire Camp!
Took shots from two babies and both times survived!
Don’t be surprised at my reaction to meltdown your wife!
You can’t find Asylum from C. M. the MC
And you’ll be frost bitten when the Hounds are released
So silence, Snow Miser, I’ll live on in Epochs!
Your weeping’s just why they call it cry-ogenics!

Mr. Burns vs Mr. Freeze. Battle Bytes #1

The reboot begins.

Mancha as Neo
UnamusedDetective as GLaDOS
Beat by Epidemic Sound
Thanks to Yobar for mixing GLaDOS!

Neo: 
What if I told you that you’re testing my patience?
It’s a death deja vu with this bitch in the Matrix
My disses more vile than the toxin you advertise
Systematically become the Agent of your demise
You can’t escape with an ATLAS when this Lab Rat gets trapped
Crash a murderous modem with my hard driving raps
The Source of your Failed Mistakes lies not in your irrelevance
because Caroline’s riddled with artificial unintelligence

GLaDOS:
I spit acid, leave this pill seeing red on the litmus!
Neutralize a basic itch with a swath of pure citrus!
Thus I feel Repulsion from your lack of control
Trippin’ harder than Alice down the rabbit’s hole
This M C P U is vicious; giga-biting Keanu
Listen, Mr. Anderson, because I know you’re kung screwed
I’m apetured you preferred your allegorical Cave
Like your reality, you beating me’s a piece of cake

Neo:
Now I’m dodging your insults, call it GLaDOS bites the bullet-time
I’m punishing your lunacy; you’re too birdbrained to realize
that while you’re stuck on a Chell like Ouranos’s daughter
I rewire like a juvenile, for science, you monster!
GLaDOS:
No! Stop! No! No! No! No! NooooOOOOOOooooOOoooooOoOoO!
Neo:
Kicked a dea ex machina and left her circuits deep fried!
The starch truth? You're not sweet, but Enriched with polysaccharides!
Shuffle off this Portal coil, for you’re mortal with no morality!
I'll eat you with the non-existent spoon that is your victory!

PotatOS:
I test proto-call the shots! Turrets stop you in your tracks!  
Like the Companion Cube’s inferno I rhyme it hot on the track!
Now I’m shutting you down, The Matrix Online’s had a Half-Life
You sacrificed in vain, it seems that I’m Still Alive!
GLaDOS:
I’m a flawless divinity, Architect of your destruction
With a better Core Trinity than the one of your seduction
Sì, lontana da Scienza! My Cypher shows I Want You Gone!
The One's more of a zero, see, now that’s what I’ve been counting on!

GLaDOS vs Neo - URBoF #1

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Steven Universe and Stevonnie 
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JMBRaps as Clarence
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Lyrics:
Clarence:
Hi I’m Clarence! Lemme make one thing apparent!
Your corny Connie loving’ self is like your Gem, transparent 
I’ve got something this Alien needs know, I’ll drown you like Lapis with my flow! 
With Jeff and Sumo I’ll unload, a second ass kicking on mah foe! 
Spittin’ Millions of disses with a rhyme scheme not too elaborate 
I’ll defeat this herm-afro-dite like his name was Joshua Maverick
Challenging me to a lyrical Sumo match? That I can’t re-”fuse”
You have “gem powers”? Well at least I’m not as uptight as you! (Ooh!)

Steven Universe:
I won’t need help from the Crystal Gems to beat up this Drama Queen 
Your “life lessons” are even worse than your dental hygiene 
Quit your ranting and just go back to looking up to Santa
Nicolas Cage here couldn't shield himself from his own piñata
Trap you in a no-fun Dungeon, so weird; Onion’s impressed 
Clarence, Wendell-usion wears off then you’ve got nothing left
Heated lyrics like Ruby, and there's nothing you can do!
Cuz even with my weaknesses I’m still “Stronger Than You” 

Clarence:
Frybo you with rhymes, go back to your dad and mourn 
I could have a better rap, just using a squeeze horn
My disses are Straight Illin’, spitting sick like the flu
And say, Uncle Grandpa has a simpler plot than you do
Not even a Mother could love your series’s crappy pilot 
This “superior” life form can’t even keep a healthy diet 
So calm down, your rapping sounds worse than when you sing
Shatter ya to small fractures, you can’t be recovering

Steven Universe:
I’m a rapping Ace-dia! You’re rated I for insane!
We’ll have Towering Intellect when Connie and I combine our brains!

Stevonnie:
When it comes to characters, I’m dominant in personality 
You’re a simplistic optimist, parodying without originality 
You spit a Cluster of nonsense that would even confuse Garnet
You’re incomprehensive due to your puerile lisp and accent
You must have catfingers if you think you’ll be the Victor
Make this maniac have a mental breakdown like his creator! 


Steven Universe vs Clarence 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season Finale

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Mancha as Alexander the Great
Eddie as Link

Alexander:
They sent A Link to the Past just to face Alexander?
You can’t Tri-force yourself to win against a commander
This elf will wish he hadn’t faced the King of Macedon
When I make this Dodongo swallow my rap bombs
I’m An-enemy, a god, I’ll shock ‘ya, Greece lightning!
My heritage divine divined I’m electrifying!
You think you’re a problem with the items you’ve got 
But excuuuuse me, princess. It’s simple, you’re Knot!

Link:
You’d think that “The Great” would live up to his name
But even a recorder leaves me more blown away
You can’t take down a Legend! When I Wind I’ll dethrone ya!
Go jump on your horse before I E-pwn-y’a
I Glee-rok shrock the roof with my Flame Rod rhymes, boy
Heat leaves you a fever: Ocarina of Typhoid 
I Master both Swords and Words when it’s my time to strike
Aristotle should’ve taught ya how to Hy-rule the mic


Battle Bytes

Alexander the Great vs Link. Battle Bytes #2

Happy Birthday to Seth!

Adam as Pringles
Seth as Monopoly

Pringles:
Here’s something to chew on, you affluent half-wit
Bite me, do me a flavor, and can it!
Sorry! Get a Clue, or you’ll Risk occupation
The Park Brothers don’t have a Place in Recreation
Collect two hundred reasons why I shouldn’t be nice
Popping caps like tops with just a roll of the dice
You put people to sleep, I own the snack food Monopoly!
No card will get you out of this ass kicking for free

Monopoly:
I’m getting board of this game, so you’re gonna get played
Since I’m more successful than when Cats was on Broadway
I’ve got stacks upon stacks of cash, but your snacks
Will take a topple and make like the stock markets: crash
Because my victory is like your loans would be, default
I can really taste the vinegar that’s paired with your salt
So get off of my property, you Newfangled Fuck!
Don’t take a Chance against me or you’ll Go straight to bankrupt


Julius Pringles vs Mr. Monopoly. Battle Bytes #3

"Who are these people?" This is a battle I wrote for school, shortened down by a bit for the BB Format. (Original was 8844) Vignelli was a famous Modernist designer, being very strict with his designs and ideas, always following a grid. Duchamp was a Dadaist artist, meaning his work was wacky and not necessarily made for the eye but for the mind. I included a reference guide at the bottom.

Yobar as Duchamp
Mancha as Vignelli

Duchamp:
Make way for the Du-champion! En Avant Garde! 
I have Readymade rhymes, but I’m not indifferent to this blowhard!
I’ve never seen a man with such a fetish for a typeface!
You’re going down! Screwed, and descending a staircase!
Let’s talk about your wife, she’s a real Mona Lisa
Elle a chaud au cul, like my disses will leave ‘ya!
All your pieces look the same, it’s no wonder they’re flawed!
So I’ll leave you with one question... who's your Dada?

Vignelli:
It makes sense that a blockhead would call himself a Cubist
I heard your verse, now I’ll tell you what my post impression is
The best at a battle because I’m skilled when it comes to mock
-ups! You know I'll bring you Hell on the side of a box--AH
You’ve got me pissed, like your fountain, so I’ll flush it away
Man, you’re even more unpopular than my map of the Subway!
I’m a Helvetica veteran, you’re a mess of a man in a wrecked state 
Who’s a victim of chess, which will end in a checkmate

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1B7iYOK616Aq_GlGuAwRPegu56j0jXkii9Utb-1uDdc0/edit?usp=sharing

Massimo Vignelli vs Marcel Duchamp. Battle Bytes #4

Skeep as Tattletail
JMB as Mama Tattletail
Atronach's Aura as Tatl
Eddiefrb as Tael


Tattletail
Play time for me! Big fun! Hide and seek!
‘Til me trap you in my eggs! Ah ah! No peeking!
Arguing? Stealing masks? Me know what you did…
This pair of Deku Scrubs will be left a pair of Skulls, kid!
Your Time’s running out even when me sing a Song
And you’ll go Clock Down if you don’t play along
Disses for you! Tattletail, that’s me!
No more Mama and no more fairies!

Tatl and Tael
You’re in Majora trouble, prepare for a brush with misery
Quickly Termina this baby and return to our trickery!
A treat? We’ve made an Oath to Order you to disengage
It’s your final day, you little son of a! Turn the page.
No pentagram could banish our fierce deity incarnate
Better get some rest, I’ve just made you my Zeeeee-target!
Can’t return this Furby cuz he just was built too cheap
So we’ll tattletale to Mama ‘bout how you won’t get your sleep

Alexander the Great vs Link. Battle Bytes #2

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