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Mancha as Captain Planet
Miss4yo as Ms. Frizzle
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CAPTAIN PLANET!
VERSUS!
MS. FRIZZLE!
BEGIN!

Captain Planet:
My name is Captain Planet, I’m the king of the environment
This crazy bitch is so old, she should go on retirement
Drive your magic bus outta here, or this super clean super hero will hit ya 
Your show is just like your rapping Frizzle, it’s pure litter
Been saving the world from dirt, while you drive into kids mouths 
Teach this to your students, as I show you what “recycling” is all about
This captain is about to show this insane teacher some pain
Tell me what you have to say, before I wash out this stain

Ms. Frizzle:
Hold on children, we’re in for a bumpy ride
Ms. Frizzle decides to put learning aside
To dis out this thong wearing bastard, we won’t need seat belts 
I’m gonna win this battle, I couldn't have said it better myself!
You say you’re all mighty, when you’re not the captain of the planet
I’ll run over you with my magic school bus, so can it!
I won't be so ego friendly to this pedophilic clown
As I always say… Nothing is gonna take me down

Captain Planet:
Let our powers combine, it’s time we finish this off this wannabe
It’s clear you’re the worse bitch in space in cartoon history 
I’ll use all my might to wipe away this disgrace
Why don’t you shrink yourself again, so I won’t have to see your face

Ms. Frizzle:
Compared to real superheroes, your powers don’t do squat 
This twat has a worse plot, with more spots and dots than my top
Keep your spandex, for my complex disses will leave you to rust
I don’t have time for this, time to ride the Magic School Bus!

Steven:
It’s me Steven Universe! Look at my name and give some respect
Or I’ll pollute your two assholes, and leave you both wrecked
I’ll use the power of my gem to end you two for good
This won’t be a fun trip Ms. Friz, let this be understood
CP?, you’re not a hero, considering you can’t handle this
Take all your low existence of this planet, Captain Planet
Frizzle, after my verse, you’ll be riding in a hearse
And now, I think it’s time that you get out of Steven’s Universe

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Captain Planet vs Ms. Frizzle. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 36

@jmbraps as Toon Link
@stofferex as Paper Mario

Toon Link:
A new legend was born, and he’s here to teach this man a lesson
I’m saving Hyrule while you’re busy buying contact lens
What’s your puny hammer got against my Master Sword, kid?
I would stomp you flat, but you’ve already beat me to it
Using the Wind’s Requiem to blow your paper back to town!
You better run before I use these Iron Boots to squash you down!
You suck more than my Gust Jar, so I won’t hear another word
when I whip out my Pacci’s Cane and use it to flip you the bird!

Paper Mario:
This grandmama’s boy just stepped up to the wrong mascot
The RPG master’s gonna snap this win without a Picto Box!
A schizophrenic with a talking boat are trash for the millienia
I’ll switch to 3D mode and kick you back to Pennsylvania
A twelve year old boy trying to be Poseidon
While I’m Morphing into airplanes to crash into your little islands!
I’m the super duper trooper ruler attacking this junior!
Your appearance in Smash was more useless than the Tingle Tuner

Toon Link:
Someone’s jealous that Doctor Mario was the chosen clone!
Bring your brother to this battle and I’ll show you how to smash Bros.!
Throw you in the paper shredder and leave you in the Royal Crypt
You’ll take a turn for the worse with a Spin Attack, so just split!
Now onwards, and forwards! We’ll wreck you with Four Swords!
You’re Borderline horrible, Door more disappointing than Pandora
Useless! I wouldn’t even crumple you up in a ball for my plumbing!
Your rhymes were worse than Sticker Star, and that’s saying something

Paper Mario:
Mama Mia, has it not crossed these four blind mice
That their ginormous Rupee Wallet won't help them pay the price?
While I’m feeling up Flurry, you four latch each other’s Hookshots
Give up now, because all your efforts are just for X-Naught!
Your time is running out! Hourglass won’t help you little boy!
So take another step closer and you’ll get sucked into the Void
I’d rather deal with Tingle’s quest, than listen to this ingrate
Just like Zess T.’s recipes, all your games were just Mistakes!

Toon Link vs Paper Mario

Welcome to the second battle of Sparking Rap Battles.

Cast
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
SkeepTieel as Sumo
Zander P as Jeff
Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-can as Double D
Enzo Sacks as Eddy

Beat produced by Kustom

Clarence:
We’re the “Kings of the World!” you’re a bunch of awkward teenagers
You’ll never be as big as Belson but you’ll be bigger failures
Jeff:
I’ve calculated these kids clearly have no morales
Your only fans are kids without entertainment values 
Sumo:
You wanna’ fun dungeon face-off? Ha! so be it.
Eat you up like Jeff’s fries, Jaw-break ya’ to pieces
Clarence:
So you want to beat the best? Pfft. In your dreams!
All:
We’ve seen more terrifying kids at Rough Riders Elementary!

All:
Ed, Edd n' Eddy scamming kids since 1999!
Posers, without you Cartoon Network would be fine!
Ed:
Your minds and designs couldn’t be more questionable
Eddy:
Clarence, you'll fail like the Jingle, Jingle Jangle special!
Edd:
You're basically a copy of us but with no personalities!
You’re even more brain-dead than your friend Percy!
Eddy:
What the? Clarence-dollars? What kind of Scams are these?
Cartoon Network must be falling down to air shows like this!

Jeff:
Ed, Edd, and Eddy will be begging to be spared
As your chance of winning is as big as Sumo’s hair!
Sumo:
You’re all bark and no bite, no street smarts what-so-ever
More boring than a "Dinner Party", you’re not even contenders. 
Jeff and Sumo:
Rebellious fellas worse than Belson couldn’t handle us
More repetitive than all your names, there’s nothing more to discuss
Clarence:
Congratulations, this was funnier than my Squeeze horn and it couldn't-
Be a more ed-cellent battle but your raps were so Wooden...

Ed:
Eddy! These guys came from the Belly of Hades!
We have the nerd with OCD and the overweight baby!
Eddy:
We could not see our fathers, but at least we don't have lesbian mothers!
You're weak like Jimmy while we handle the Kankers sisters!
Fatty Kid, Even Johnny is more sane than your creator!
Screw it, these dudes have screws loose bigger than a crater
Edd:
If I make the calculation, the result is that is better our flow!
I think we finally win and it only took a Big Picture Show!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, TicciSparks87, Walkthroughepicness and SkeepTieel


Clarence, Jeff and Sumo vs Ed, Edd n' Eddy - SRB #2

Happy Valentine's Day!

Leannaire as Penny Fitzgerald
GloryOfTheRainWings as Connie Maheswaran
Zack Maloney as Gumball Watterson
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe
Princely as Stevonnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
PENNY FITZGERALD
VERSUS
CONNIE MAHESWARAN
BEGIN!

Penny Fitzgerald:
This is The End for you Connie, you’re in for trouble now
‘Cause when I fuse my pom poms to your face, your parents would freak out
Taking down Miss Knight in a fight like her cloud version
Needing a Nightmare Hospital when Mr. Cuddles starts hurting
I’ll crackalack this know-it-all, so it’s best you leave this brawl
Since this whether fore-outcast makes Larry seem cool and all
You must be blurred in the eyes again to think I haven’t won 
I’ll cheer-lead the way, it'll cost a Penny as a rule of thumb

Connie Maheswaran:
From Pearl's training, I got the sword fighting skills to make the cut
Thanks to her, I'll have no problem with this Planter's peanut
Spitting this Full Diss-closure, gonna make you have the Fitz
I don't care how bad I can get, I'll still Do It For Him
Making fun of my Jam Bud? You're the one with the blue cat
There's no way out of this, I'll leave your body cracked in half
Right now, I'll slice you like a Gem Mutant with Rose's sword
Since your verse was as disappointing as the end of Spirit Morph

Penny Fitzgerald (True form):
Now that I’m out of my shell, my emotions run free
Both verbal and lyrical beast, on this con-out of me
You’re not even worth a penny, so no El-more of your verse
You’ll be with Alan, when we make these bubble buddies burst 
Gumball Watterson:
What the what are you doing? Trying to take down Penny?
Now I’m Storming down with disses that would scare Masami
Scratch you like the DVD so bad, you’ll need your mommy nurse
Leave our Amazing World
Penny Fitzgerald:
Go back to your corrupted Universe!

Steven Universe:
Nice Jokes Joes, but now we’ll unwrap the peeles
Both:
As we unveil our skills to kill while blocking disses with our Shield 
Connie Maheswaran:
Your lines don’t make any cents, they're worse than your burp song
Steven Universe: 
So we’ll make it Ruby-hot with this Funky Flow we got!
Both:
It’s a Temple Room of shame that you’ve stepped in
People will forget about your show more than Molly Collins 
This is our universe, your “Amazing World” makes us hurl 
You’re dropping your gumballs, while we’re shining like a Pearl!

Stevonnie:
Time to show you an experience, when we team up
Gonna take Garnet’s request, it’s time we have some fun
Sadie and Lars have more of a stable relationship
Just stop dropping Pennies and realize how you can't win this
This’ll be another charm of your bad luck, ‘cause right now
We’ll cut and knock you down just like your treehouse
Connie Maheswaran:
As we close off this battle
Steven Universe:
We come back to let you remember
Both:
Now you truly know how it feels to be Alone Together

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Connie Maheswaran vs Penny Fitzgerald. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 51.

Skeeptieel as Sans
thelegion as Ghost Rider

Lyrics
Ghost Rider: (0:23)
I reckon that it's about time you Ketch-up, little brother
Because I'll burn through your puns quicker than Lilin's mother! 
Got flow like hellfire, spitting stingers like a Scorpion 
I'll obliterate you AND your brother without morphing in 
Your rap's as cheap as your comedy, but mine are divine 
As the Angel of Vengeance swoops down upon Skeleton number nine 
You want to see Comic, Sans? That's you and your continuity lies. 
I've the Determination to bring Justice... LOOK INTO MY EYES.
Sans: (0:46)
You’re in for a skele-ton of trouble if you thought that verse was sublime
Because if you step to the comic Sans, you’re going to have a bad time
I’ll Blaze this hot-headed chump, who’s always puttin’ the pedal to the metal
Making deals with Satan? Well aren’t you a clever little Daredevil?
If you ride that trike into Snowdin, then prepare to get Ruined
It’ll be a lyrical Genocide, but this time it won’t be Chara’s doin’
But hey, I'll give you a chance, wanna try to impress me?
Ya got another verse. I'll be over at Grillby's
Ghost Rider: (1:10)
Bet you wish you had PaciFrisk to SAVE you, huh?
Seeing as I'll burn you and your whole dimension up!
This'll be like a Genocide Run, a human demolishes you! 
I burned down Zadkiel, Zarathos and Mephisto, dude! 
Gods, devils, monsters, chaff before the Spirit of Vengeance
And I'll Blaze any hotdog vendor selling biased sentences 
I'd say you're pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, Sans
but not even your creator's sure what shoes you're wearing, man!
Sans: (1:34) 
Those disses were like your Nic Cage flick; a total failure
But this Dreemur has entered the wrong Undertale, where
a faux’ Mr Bones tries to ACT against a Bone Brother
I won’t be Sparin’ you, you’ll end up worse than your lover!
With that leather and chains, I can tell you wanna get Frisk-y
But getting to the Bone Zone with your foster sis is just sick, see?
And so I showed No Mercy to this combo of Scorpion and Spawn
A battle of blood and As-Gore has ended, so geeeeeeeeeeeeet dunked on!

Sans Vs Ghost Rider ~ Cave's Rap Battles Season 1

Sorry about releasing so many battles on soundcloud recently but the video's are taking a little longer than usual and we just couldn't resist. Hope you enjoy.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Peridot
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Anthony Perry as Invader Zim
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Skeep as GIR
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Lyrics:
Peridot:
Log Date 7 16 2; Zim is getting on my nerves,
This is Peridot, assigned against a bigger nuisance than Gir
Lyrically destabilize ya’, there’s no running from this zappin’ 
And just wait till’ Yellow Diamond hears about your awful rappin’ 
Got a flow like Lazuli, you’re getting burned When It Rains 
Rejected by your own race but I’ll still put you in your place 

Invader Zim:
I’ll claim another Irkin win after I’ve shut your trap
I’ve gathered all your weaknesses and compiled them into rap
Conquered this deadly rhythm, and yes, it is a weapon
I could find a species with more original names with three letters
Hide behind your glorified stilts but you’ll always stay inferior 
Not even a Bloaty Pizza Hog could take you so serious
You still have much to learn if you think that’s how flow works
So apologize to the Gems for that Cluster of a verse

Peridot:
Oh my stars! That was more confusing than the Steven
You’re as defective as our Pearl but I’m built from magnesium
Leave your skin ripped and then you’ll find that your arms are gone
Cause you’re not much more limb enhanced than the Crystal Clods
I’m not going Too Far against an invader pretender
Step on this LGM with the Almighty Shortest temper
With banter as pitiful as when you sought love for truth
And you’re even more horrific than a Room with a Moose
Keep on spewing Baloney, it doesn’t matter that you planned it
I’ll still blast this Germ off the face of this miserable planet 
I’m Dark Harvesting the dumb rhymes of this awkward arthropod
Am I determined to win? Apparently more than you, CLOD!

Zim and Gir:
YAY! No, GIR, that’s bad. Rap against the bad lady. Okay! 
Watch me lock in Duty Mode and terminate this rock-brain
Your verse was filled with LIES, it does not affect me like LICE
It seems the Kindergarten was where your rhymes were devised  
Call me a Soulstealer as you bubble up and is given the boot
So zip up your mouth please, like you were my Mongoose dog-suit!
Even baked in Irken ingredients, your rhymes are hard to swallow
Pop you like greasy zits, stuff your remains in a TACO! 
Make me a sandwich! I’m the deadliest of malfunctioning SIRs!
I’ve had more fun watching static than Steven Universe.

Written by Fel, Skeep, Legion, MaNCHA and Anthony


Invader Zim vs Peridot. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Battle Bytes is a new series from UBERocity that is basically the One Minute Melee of rap battles. Two rappers, one verse each, any matchup goes.

MetalFire as Mr. Burns
Mancha as Mr. Freeze

Freeze:
This Pennyworthless prick is about to lose millions!
Spit it iller than this Stooge--I’m a chill supervillain!
When your assets are frozen I'll show this misanthrope
That when it comes to atoms he’s an Iced-otope!
I’m a Burn Freezer, and I’m owning you, geezer 
With a Christmas diss to piss off Ebenezer!
This monotoned bag of bones will get mono-railed
In this Feast for Crows you Snow I’ve prevailed!

Burns:
I’ve got an Ivy League win, I’m a power plant!
So I’ll expel you from a battle like Billionaire Camp!
Took shots from two babies and both times survived!
Don’t be surprised at my reaction to meltdown your wife!
You can’t find Asylum from C. M. the MC
And you’ll be frost bitten when the Hounds are released
So silence, Snow Miser, I’ll live on in Epochs!
Your weeping’s just why they call it cry-ogenics!

Mr. Burns vs Mr. Freeze. Battle Bytes #1

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Steven Universe and Stevonnie 
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JMBRaps as Clarence
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Lyrics:
Clarence:
Hi I’m Clarence! Lemme make one thing apparent!
Your corny Connie loving’ self is like your Gem, transparent 
I’ve got something this Alien needs know, I’ll drown you like Lapis with my flow! 
With Jeff and Sumo I’ll unload, a second ass kicking on mah foe! 
Spittin’ Millions of disses with a rhyme scheme not too elaborate 
I’ll defeat this herm-afro-dite like his name was Joshua Maverick
Challenging me to a lyrical Sumo match? That I can’t re-”fuse”
You have “gem powers”? Well at least I’m not as uptight as you! (Ooh!)

Steven Universe:
I won’t need help from the Crystal Gems to beat up this Drama Queen 
Your “life lessons” are even worse than your dental hygiene 
Quit your ranting and just go back to looking up to Santa
Nicolas Cage here couldn't shield himself from his own piñata
Trap you in a no-fun Dungeon, so weird; Onion’s impressed 
Clarence, Wendell-usion wears off then you’ve got nothing left
Heated lyrics like Ruby, and there's nothing you can do!
Cuz even with my weaknesses I’m still “Stronger Than You” 

Clarence:
Frybo you with rhymes, go back to your dad and mourn 
I could have a better rap, just using a squeeze horn
My disses are Straight Illin’, spitting sick like the flu
And say, Uncle Grandpa has a simpler plot than you do
Not even a Mother could love your series’s crappy pilot 
This “superior” life form can’t even keep a healthy diet 
So calm down, your rapping sounds worse than when you sing
Shatter ya to small fractures, you can’t be recovering

Steven Universe:
I’m a rapping Ace-dia! You’re rated I for insane!
We’ll have Towering Intellect when Connie and I combine our brains!

Stevonnie:
When it comes to characters, I’m dominant in personality 
You’re a simplistic optimist, parodying without originality 
You spit a Cluster of nonsense that would even confuse Garnet
You’re incomprehensive due to your puerile lisp and accent
You must have catfingers if you think you’ll be the Victor
Make this maniac have a mental breakdown like his creator! 


Steven Universe vs Clarence 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season Finale

shrock

Mancha as Alexander the Great
Eddie as Link

Alexander:
They sent A Link to the Past just to face Alexander?
You can’t Tri-force yourself to win against a commander
This elf will wish he hadn’t faced the King of Macedon
When I make this Dodongo swallow my rap bombs
I’m An-enemy, a god, I’ll shock ‘ya, Greece lightning!
My heritage divine divined I’m electrifying!
You think you’re a problem with the items you’ve got 
But excuuuuse me, princess. It’s simple, you’re Knot!

Link:
You’d think that “The Great” would live up to his name
But even a recorder leaves me more blown away
You can’t take down a Legend! When I Wind I’ll dethrone ya!
Go jump on your horse before I E-pwn-y’a
I Glee-rok shrock the roof with my Flame Rod rhymes, boy
Heat leaves you a fever: Ocarina of Typhoid 
I Master both Swords and Words when it’s my time to strike
Aristotle should’ve taught ya how to Hy-rule the mic


Battle Bytes

Alexander the Great vs Link. Battle Bytes #2

Happy Birthday to Seth!

Adam as Pringles
Seth as Monopoly

Pringles:
Here’s something to chew on, you affluent half-wit
Bite me, do me a flavor, and can it!
Sorry! Get a Clue, or you’ll Risk occupation
The Park Brothers don’t have a Place in Recreation
Collect two hundred reasons why I shouldn’t be nice
Popping caps like tops with just a roll of the dice
You put people to sleep, I own the snack food Monopoly!
No card will get you out of this ass kicking for free

Monopoly:
I’m getting board of this game, so you’re gonna get played
Since I’m more successful than when Cats was on Broadway
I’ve got stacks upon stacks of cash, but your snacks
Will take a topple and make like the stock markets: crash
Because my victory is like your loans would be, default
I can really taste the vinegar that’s paired with your salt
So get off of my property, you Newfangled Fuck!
Don’t take a Chance against me or you’ll Go straight to bankrupt


Julius Pringles vs Mr. Monopoly. Battle Bytes #3

Season 3 begins.

JacobSZ as Professor Utonium
Miss Shellah as Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum:
Stepping to royalty, have you taken Chemical Ecstasy?
I’ll ruin Samurai ‘Jack-off’’ like Craig McCracken’s legacy
Are your super Bratz with you? ‘Cuz if not- you better ring ‘em 
So they can witness disses sweeter than the entire Candy Kingdom 
You’re nutty, Professor; getting messed up by Bubblegum 
I made a whole species, I pack a Cinnamon Punch 
This specimen’s whack, yo: he lacks my rap Mojo 
I be bursting your Bubbles with mathematical flow (ohhh)

Professor Utonium: 
Sugar! Lines tasteful unlike your lemon Frankenstein 
Your stale plot’s like old gum, a real King’ll put it on Ice
Dropping rhythm and rhymes to simply Spice up this fight 
Cause on the mic, I’m anything but Everything Nice!
Mixing you up like your DNA ‘n’ you’re making me tired
Like all your countless attempts to sink your teeth into a Vampire 
You’re worn out, Bonnie. Looks like you’ve been chewed up
And seconds separated from always being “Too Young”
 
Princess Bubblegum:
Better than being a crusty Earl Grey with Lemon sourness
Who sends three little girls daily to get devoured, yes?
I’m pushing to my Goal-iad; a Blockhead’s resignation
Who’s even more of an accident than his own creations!

Professor Utonium:
Well unlike your freaks, mine were made to save the day!
Blossoming into responsibility, taking targets their way
You dominate your citizens, it’s no surprise they piked it
Girls, this is why you should never be Adventure two-Timing.

Beat by Kustom
Written by Fel, ChaoProductions, Legion, Skeep, Walk, Anthony


Princess Bubblegum vs Professor Utonium. Season 3, Wave 1

Mikewhitefire28 as Danny Phantom
Zack Maloney as Ben Tennyson 
Frenzy as Heatblast
Seth W as Four Arms
Dusk as XLR8

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DANNY PHANTOM
VERSUS
BEN TENNYSON
BEGIN!

Danny Fenton:
This kid will be toast even before I go ghost
Jazzing on the track, Fenton finding your show completely broke 
You're third wheel to Gwen, whereas I am way past Dani
Take you down like Delilah, but I’m indeed more of a beast
Omniverse is the Worst, I’ll be your Ultimate Enemy
I’d leave you in the dust, but your films already did that for me
Your bars are Bloxx, and your flow stinks worse than Swampfire
So tell your grandpa to grab a plunger before you spit your cyphers

Ben Tennyson:
Half human? Half ghost? An overvalued discount Ghostfreak 
Flirting in Disaster, Casper’ better switch to invisibility 
At least my Grandpa aged well; can’t say the same for your show
Armodrillo threw this slow-Poke Zero getting Beatdown in this Snare-oh
A shifting Spitter, I have no limits with my transformations 
I pack an XLR8 Flow, I’m out of your league, so don’t test my patience
You think you’re a threat, dweeb? Even Box Ghost has you on the run 
Tally up the scores, Danny Fenton: Zero, Ben: Ten, son!
 
Danny Phantom:
I'm going ghost!
Your verse will be as useless and helpless as Alien X 
You couldn't touch Vlad, you can barely take down Hex!
It won't Clock-work, I'll burn you to an ember, I got this in the Box
You can’t Omni-trick me with all those Alien Forced lines you’ve got
Hit this freakshow with a Ghost Ray, this Zombozo sucks balls! 
You're overshadowed, I can see through your mind like I go through walls
You’re just a cocky immature kid who really needs to can it
‘Cause these ghostly rhymes will make sure you get off of Phantom’s Planet

Ben Tennyson:
It’s hero time!
Heatblast:
Blow you up like your dad’s lab, leave you nothing but Smoke And Ashes 
Your plot’s as see-through as your win, this Way Big wannabe’s ego is massive 
Four Arms:
I’m a butt kicking machine, your acts don’t scare me, I’ve beat the best around
It’ll be Game Over for you once I Sumo Slam you to the ground
XLR8:
Your whole life’s a Form-of Bad Luck, I’m Fast-on-track not only when I’m lyrical 
But with all of your copied traits, you make Albedo look original 
Ben Tennyson:
Rhymes ear bleeding like Echo Echo’s screams, keep hidden from your identity
Call me Skulker for now, ‘cause I just captured this ghost’s victory

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Season 3

Danny Phantom vs Ben Tennyson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 54.

Finn The Human VS Steven Universe(New Version). All Star Cartoon Rap Battles.

"Who are these people?" This is a battle I wrote for school, shortened down by a bit for the BB Format. (Original was 8844) Vignelli was a famous Modernist designer, being very strict with his designs and ideas, always following a grid. Duchamp was a Dadaist artist, meaning his work was wacky and not necessarily made for the eye but for the mind. I included a reference guide at the bottom.

Yobar as Duchamp
Mancha as Vignelli

Duchamp:
Make way for the Du-champion! En Avant Garde! 
I have Readymade rhymes, but I’m not indifferent to this blowhard!
I’ve never seen a man with such a fetish for a typeface!
You’re going down! Screwed, and descending a staircase!
Let’s talk about your wife, she’s a real Mona Lisa
Elle a chaud au cul, like my disses will leave ‘ya!
All your pieces look the same, it’s no wonder they’re flawed!
So I’ll leave you with one question... who's your Dada?

Vignelli:
It makes sense that a blockhead would call himself a Cubist
I heard your verse, now I’ll tell you what my post impression is
The best at a battle because I’m skilled when it comes to mock
-ups! You know I'll bring you Hell on the side of a box--AH
You’ve got me pissed, like your fountain, so I’ll flush it away
Man, you’re even more unpopular than my map of the Subway!
I’m a Helvetica veteran, you’re a mess of a man in a wrecked state 
Who’s a victim of chess, which will end in a checkmate

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1B7iYOK616Aq_GlGuAwRPegu56j0jXkii9Utb-1uDdc0/edit?usp=sharing

Massimo Vignelli vs Marcel Duchamp. Battle Bytes #4

Finn the Human VS Steven Universe 2. All Star Cartoon Rap Battles (Coming March)

It's the return of my personal rap battles with the most anticipated matchup yet. Alphys, anime nerd and Royal Scientist from Undertale, goes toe to toe with none other than self-proclaimed Lord Francis himself, the chameleon nerd and secondary antagonist from Super Paper Mario... but are they alone?

Lyrics : (rap meanings HERE : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G0svv7OY3UctOHS9Mzw7_-x8vG9zsJZXzIdY39ZZoUk/edit?usp=sharing )

Francis :

Past the Barrier there’s threads with all kinds of complaints
About your self destructing traps' pathetic displays
So I actually came, the elephant in the room
Is that you won't catch a Mew-Mew anytime soon!

I get one account to flood the comments on your videos
for every annoying Undertale fan spamming my own!
You totally stole my Hearts and OST's SOUL
To mash it all into a game so low technical !

The monsters want freedom, you’ve got selfish motivations
that nobody followed ! You even built a companion
who ditched you ! And by the time the other problems ended,
despite invasive attempts you’re totally unfriended! 

Alphys :

LOL… your whole verse made me s-snory,
Y-You're such a transparent part in history !
This one-dimensional guy’s clearly not his game’s pride,
The turning point to reach your series’ flop side!

When a b-blooper was your world’s b-best encounter,
Then your level, game, sequels were developed by interns!
Don’t try against the IT UT MTT MC 
Usually P-Paci but you’ll RIP like the beat when this OG --- ugh

Francis :

Wait you're a GIRL?! You’re a crap tier hot babe
Even when trying you would break my dating game!
I’ll pick apart your whole game with just a slip of the tongue
I think binary… nerrr…  I always choose number one !

Maybe ask Undyne to help you work on those charms
Muscles don't come from the bottom of the arms !
But I'll save this progress cause for once you worked hard
Made sure your determined mashups didn't melt our hearts!

Alphys :

In the shades I’m fixing the past, building the future,
You’re a slaver profiting off Tippi’s misfortune,
with your sole claim to fame printed on your clothes,
While I’m knowledgeable, yes! I'm an ace at Game Shows!

YES DARLING ! Is anime real ? Well,
I did create an authentic Ghost in the Shell! 
You’re passively consuming your better ascendant’s legacy!
Truly gone dusty and that’s, heh, really sad to see!

I’ll call Bleck - your world’s void doesn't need growing
Your doomsday device is ready when Francium starts flowing!
Vanish for a rematch ! I’ll track you down by the smell,
So Sorry… Compared to you HE’s written so well! (Kill ‘em!) 

Now, I’d never say you’re fit for royal scientist at all
But it should have been you contemplating the abyss in Waterfall...

(after the beat)

Alphys/Francis : Showed him!/her!

*they walk away from their respective computers, silently*

Cast :

WafflesDaPancake as Francis
UnamusedDetective as Alphys
LottiesaurusVA as Undyne (cameo)
Mancha as Mettaton (cameo)

Written by Yobar

Alphys vs Francis

Alphys vs Francis - Bar Fight #2

Skeep as Tattletail
JMB as Mama Tattletail
Atronach's Aura as Tatl
Eddiefrb as Tael


Tattletail
Play time for me! Big fun! Hide and seek!
‘Til me trap you in my eggs! Ah ah! No peeking!
Arguing? Stealing masks? Me know what you did…
This pair of Deku Scrubs will be left a pair of Skulls, kid!
Your Time’s running out even when me sing a Song
And you’ll go Clock Down if you don’t play along
Disses for you! Tattletail, that’s me!
No more Mama and no more fairies!

Tatl and Tael
You’re in Majora trouble, prepare for a brush with misery
Quickly Termina this baby and return to our trickery!
A treat? We’ve made an Oath to Order you to disengage
It’s your final day, you little son of a! Turn the page.
No pentagram could banish our fierce deity incarnate
Better get some rest, I’ve just made you my Zeeeee-target!
Can’t return this Furby cuz he just was built too cheap
So we’ll tattletale to Mama ‘bout how you won’t get your sleep

Tattletail vs Tatl & Tael. Battle Bytes #5

sorry our announcer is currently recovering from alcohol poisoning

Mancha as Terrance
Seth as Phillip
Metalfire as Sweet Bro
Yobar as Hella Jeff

Terrance and Phillip:
Phillip, we’ve established that we’re uncle fuckers
But these fellas here are the true pupil fuckers!
Buddies, y’all won’t save universes without my anus
So useless you couldn’t do shit even farting on my nuts
You’re the most unfunny part of the most unfunny comic
The most consistent comedy thinks we’re the most comedic!
This time an anime special? You’ve upgraded, buddies
But you’ll need us; T.P. For what? NAGASAKI! 

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff:
bro i think there foreheded fell on the othre side …...
ma name jeff…………………………………………………….. sike
just HOW HIGH do you have to be to make rap like that
shit lets beat santa since he came from your ass
shunned in the premiere, ditto, so you became fucking fat, ditto
i guess there falling from style… i warned you about stairs bro
WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN ; nobody watches this cuz of ya
where to bust nuts this big ? in there mom… hoe kanada

Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff vs Terrance & Phillip. Battle Bytes #7

JMB as UBOA
TheEternalVanguard as W.D. Gaster

UBOA
Pinching yourself won’t save you this time.
I don’t care if you’re a ripoff, I’m one of a kind.
The lights must be out in your head for you to face me,
Because you’re whiter than the desert to which I will erase thee.
W. D.? He shouldn’t muddle with me.
I play my theme and you’re left in a puddle of pee.
Gaster is a pervert who’s acquainted with crime,
So watch out for the creep in 269.

WD Gaster 
The doctor is here to give you face reconstruction,
Before the darkness leads you into mutated corruption.
I’m otherworlder with the most blasting rhymes ever seen.
You’re gonna get lost like entry number 17.
You’re despicable,whilst I’m invincible,
Just like the CORE, my rhymes are unpredictable.
This monster has the wrong number if he wants to bring hurt.
I’d never let that little head of yours take over my work.

UBOA
In response to that attack, my fun value’s set to 0.
I’m the cut above the rest, actually trying to KILL the hero.
You’re harder to decipher than wing dings,
Your part in this cypher is over with the attacks that I’m bringing.

WD Gaster 
My followers all tell the tale of how i was lead to disaster.
You’re being turned into mundane creepypastas
This man has the upper hand, wouldn’t you agree you two?
Thanks for your feedback! Be seeing you soon!

W.D. Gaster vs UBOA

Video won't be out today, sorry. I've had a lot on my plate and haven't even had time to do character art yet, so I'll try to finish that by the weekend :)

UnamusedDetective as Muffet
Mancha as Spiderman

Muffet:
Little Miss Muffet’s here to give you a hand
Inflict arach-nopho-bia to truly turn you into Batman
Sadly you weren't bitten by a rhyming spider
So I’m selling your movie rights to the highest buyer
We were offered a fortune for your headshots, although 
I feel Jameson would greatly appreciate your SOUL
I’ll serve you lyr-ic-a-lly and as a pastry, and then~
You can feel free to tell me how your Uncle has Ben~

Spiderman:
Once again, you’re a distraction just before the main event
Your eight-legged Sadie-Hawkins is a Dance I won’t attend
I’m New Home-coming in fast, but I don’t plan to spend
Since a measly bakestarter won’t help save your friends
Guess I’m too cold, Vriska, leave us both Amazed
You just curdled the mood! Lose to you? No whey!
Then along came a spider with raps made of fire 
And THWIPP! That frightened Miss Muffet Away!

Muffet vs Spiderman. Battle Bytes #9

This Battle Bytes was chosen by one of our Patrons! 

Mancha as Ed Elric
Adam as Ed

Elric: 
I’ll pick your salt-deprived brain in this equivalent exchange
I could build a human with the pennies you eke from your slaves!
You wrote the book on scams, but I took Youswell, so bring ‘em
Cuz you’re riding me so hard I’d call you Russell Tringham!
This Full Mental Dumbass’ schemes won’t cartoon net-work
And your attention span is even shorter than… my temper
Leave this dog weeping “ed… ward” when I'm on the attack
I’m glad my limbs are in limbo. I hope they hit you in the Cul-De-Sac
 
Ed: 
I docn’t need Double D to fight this Scooby Doo ghost
I’ll munch on your rhymes like … uhh …. BUTTERED TOAST!
You mastered Alchemy but can’t master lasagna?
This one might not rhyme but I am Armstronger!
Need an issue for your tissue? Leave your iron for golf!
You need- wait… You smell worse than Rolf!
Alchemy is fake news! At least my mom is not dead!
I would rather battle your brother Ed instead!
 
Elric:
Wait, what?

Edward Elric vs Ed. Battle Bytes #10

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

Hellboy: Titanium2108
Ghost Rider: MultiSuperVids

Hellboy:
I’m on the case to put skullface in his place
I didn’t realize you were still alive, I was expecting Reyes 
With that ugly mug? No one's gonna stare into your eyes
With the hand of Doom I wield, you’ve no chance to survive
My samaritans will show up, united we’ll confront this
Further vigilante whose murders just promote Injustice
Hate to Whip-crack it to ya, you're a useless numb-skull
You’re not worth my time, end this kid with two from my pistol

Ghost Rider:
Un Rama! The day of judgement is upon you, scum!
Your films? Forgettable. Your comics? Ineligible. Come get some.
I’m sorry to say that you missed me with your weeb fronting
Even with a penance stare, I did “Nazi” that coming
While I’m burning through sin, I can tell what your night is
Judging by how in handiness you’re so lopsided
Johnny’s 4/20 Blazing, you ain’t a Ghost of this Rider
Just another demonspawn engulfed in my hellfire!
 
*Hellboy puts out his cigar, lights it on Ghost Rider*

Hellboy:
Thanks for the light, is that the only real burn you’re shilling?
With lines so warped, no wonder the Avengers saw you as a villain
Now Johnny B. Good better back up till he Ketches his backup
When a royal king hits ya, even your sister won’t get you back up
Your dealings meant nothing when they came from Lucifer
I'm getting a third film, you're getting busted by the Punisher
Cuz, after this fight kid, your reputation's desecrated
Ruin you in this firefight, like opening a Cage did

Ghost Rider:
Let’s see if the Perlman can still stick in character
When my chains fracture his frail Excalibur
Not accepted as a child, nothing but an outsider
I’ll take your wife, Liz, she’ll be another ghost rider
Covered in fire, yet you still attempt to roast me?
You approach me, you mostly, will end up ghostly
Fire and brimstone leads to chargrilled bones, sadly
Because I'll send a Hellspawn back to his daddy

Spawn: (Different Beat)
Burn in Hell, demon kid, and it seems rider’s boned
Before this Monster in the Bubble puts you in the Dead Zone
Antiheroes? Please, I’ve seen greater nobility from Violator
Now you're just a Hero for Hire, no need to be Frank, Ryder
Leetha provides me with whatever I need to slaughter demons
This Ex-Force Recon is forcing retcons on these heathens
This red dead dread should tread lightly down this path
Or like the devil and God’s existence, I’ll banish your ass
Your raps have pissed me off, now I’ll show you an Endgame
With mutation I’m making your reputations a shame
Manipulate dimensions and stick you both in a tomb
When Hellboy’s done having fun with his right hand of doom
Ended gods and monsters, and many more that I’ve claimed
So I won't Terry in the affairs of those who I would’ve maimed
You could try your hardest but I’d just undergo a resurrection 
As far as I’m concerned, Scorpion’s a cleaned skull for my collection

Spawn: Stofferex

Written by: Written by Seth W, R the Writer, thelegion, DeanFalcon, TV rap battles, Dani Frias, Redkirby101ishere, Honeycombs 96, NSAGAJIWB

Hellboy VS Ghost Rider - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 7

Patron Battle Bytes suggested by Matthew Thomas!

Adam as Captain America
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe

Captain America:
Ten hut! It’s Captain Rogers! You need to shape up, chubby!
Don’t be a mic addict son, because winners don’t battle me
Born on the 4th of July, I’m like your Uncle Grandpa Sam
Cuz you’re in the dust my shield kicks up trying to be a Superman
Even with the home advantage beating me will be a real “Beach”
Cause you don’t have the funky flow to best me on the beats
So call me the Winner Soldier while you struggle with your Gem Glow
And prove that I’m the Star at a 50 to 1 ratio

Steven Universe:
Keep that S.H.I.E.L.D. away from me, I don't want a Civil War
‘Cause when it comes to saving the day, I'm the real super Star!
America struggling against the Universe? You’re about to take some damage
Falling apart harder than the Earth’s Flightiest team dynamic!
But the bonds between Gems are Diamond, they’re forever!
We’re protectors, aren’t you guys too aggressive to be Avengers?
Spit cold like Sapphire, make to sure leave this Cookie Cap on ice!
And lick a liar who went to leave behind the love of his life!

Captain America vs Steven Universe. Battle Bytes #13

Patron Battle Bytes are in progress :) In the meanwhile, have a rap battle commemorating the release of The Last Jedi! No spoilers for it!

MultiSuperVids as Kylo Ren
Seth as Reaper

Reaper:
Let the bodies hit the floor when death walks among you
I’ve seen better Dark Sides on any solar system’s moon
It comes full circle when Death Blossoms, Bullseye!
‘Cause I’ll kill you like your father, Je-Die Die Die!
Left abandoned by your parents, now you’re acting underage
A prepubescent Baby Driver with your little fits of rage
And your only real fans are all the emo tweens on Pinterest
Wanted to be your grandpa but ended up a Disney Princess!

Kylo: 
Try Shadow Stepping to me and get Supreme Leader Smoked
My First Order of business is to reduce you to a cloak
Force on mE-A charge of greed, your lootboxes were the prequel
But here, your insufficient skill is what keeps us unequal
[Oh Wa Ah Ah Ah Ah!]
You may be famous, Reyes, being the front of a Blizzard,
But don’t appeal popularity to the canon Starkiller
Watch as my heart grows Blacker ending you and this fight
Now it seems neither of us will again see the light

Kylo Ren vs Reaper. Battle Bytes #14

Mario:
I spit epic lines against this f**king sh*t rip off
You’ll be siivagunned down to the ground so stop
I’ll plow right through you like bricks, breaking more ground than the Wii
You’ll fall like a Lakitu, I’m used to curb-stomping tiny enemies
I’ve got the Nintendo Power to outlive any memes you bring
I’m known the world over, you don’t matter in the Grand scheme of things
Are your eyes blue because you’re feeling depressed?
If not then I’ll make you feel that, because I’m the best!

Grand Dad:
I'll boot your legs in, don't even dare try to own me
I'm on top! You're comin' up Smol like Nozomi!
I’m grand, you’re banned, and I’ll leave your a** canned
I’m a man, I’m not a fan, so I’ll hit you with a pan
You're a frickin moron b***h, so be ashamed and cry
Why don't you Grab me lunch and maybe Die
You make me f**king cringe- ew ttgd
Call me your grand daddy~ cause now you listen to me

Mario:
I'll turn the tables when this foe's been boned
I'm smoking this joke, even though he's already flinstoned
I'm packed with bars of fire just like one of bowser's castles
Reaching for the win like a flagpole in order to end this battle

Grand Dad:
I'm a top-notch gangsta, why not replace Grand with God?
While you're a faded out star scrapped in favor of COD
Run out of time or this fight, either way you'll descend bro
I'll switch things up as I stomp out this coinwhore for Nintendo

Who Won

Who's Next

You Decide

Jaeden Man89 Rap Battles of 

GRAND DAD
FLEENTSTONES?

Numbness

Written by Red, Adroitwhiz, , epicman12 , Jaeden-Man89, R The Writer

Beat
https://youtu.be/kGg6q1j6jZE

Cast:
King Mewtwo as Mario
Red As Grand Dad

If you think it's good I might do another

Mario Vs Grandad

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

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Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Captain America vs Steven Universe. Battle Bytes #13

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