Favorite Battles of 2020

Straight 🔥 Part 1

Best Rap Battles (Will be put in order)

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King Mewtwo as Alan Moore (audio)
AlaskanSam as Charles Dickens (audio)
AdamSandlerDRB as Alan Moore (video)
Cri as Charles Dickens (video)

Alan Moore vs. Charles Dickens - Discord Rap Battles (Early Audio)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Alex M. as Light Yagami
Freshy Kanal as Ryuk
Azia as Monika

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LlY6bn1NnbLBvAdaOUuu-X1MTQZVaPJgUJqqQA6gzqg/edit?usp=sharing

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Coverart Design by Eddiefb
Coverart Artwork by TripleStabber
Mixed, Mastered & Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal

Light Yagami vs Monika - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal - The Nutcracker Vs. The Gingerbread Man Rap Battle Ft. Snakebite126

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Nightcore - Me And My Broken Heart

Welcome to the second battle of Sparking Rap Battles.

Cast
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
SkeepTieel as Sumo
Zander P as Jeff
Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-can as Double D
Enzo Sacks as Eddy

Beat produced by Kustom

Clarence:
We’re the “Kings of the World!” you’re a bunch of awkward teenagers
You’ll never be as big as Belson but you’ll be bigger failures
Jeff:
I’ve calculated these kids clearly have no morales
Your only fans are kids without entertainment values 
Sumo:
You wanna’ fun dungeon face-off? Ha! so be it.
Eat you up like Jeff’s fries, Jaw-break ya’ to pieces
Clarence:
So you want to beat the best? Pfft. In your dreams!
All:
We’ve seen more terrifying kids at Rough Riders Elementary!

All:
Ed, Edd n' Eddy scamming kids since 1999!
Posers, without you Cartoon Network would be fine!
Ed:
Your minds and designs couldn’t be more questionable
Eddy:
Clarence, you'll fail like the Jingle, Jingle Jangle special!
Edd:
You're basically a copy of us but with no personalities!
You’re even more brain-dead than your friend Percy!
Eddy:
What the? Clarence-dollars? What kind of Scams are these?
Cartoon Network must be falling down to air shows like this!

Jeff:
Ed, Edd, and Eddy will be begging to be spared
As your chance of winning is as big as Sumo’s hair!
Sumo:
You’re all bark and no bite, no street smarts what-so-ever
More boring than a "Dinner Party", you’re not even contenders. 
Jeff and Sumo:
Rebellious fellas worse than Belson couldn’t handle us
More repetitive than all your names, there’s nothing more to discuss
Clarence:
Congratulations, this was funnier than my Squeeze horn and it couldn't-
Be a more ed-cellent battle but your raps were so Wooden...

Ed:
Eddy! These guys came from the Belly of Hades!
We have the nerd with OCD and the overweight baby!
Eddy:
We could not see our fathers, but at least we don't have lesbian mothers!
You're weak like Jimmy while we handle the Kankers sisters!
Fatty Kid, Even Johnny is more sane than your creator!
Screw it, these dudes have screws loose bigger than a crater
Edd:
If I make the calculation, the result is that is better our flow!
I think we finally win and it only took a Big Picture Show!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, TicciSparks87, Walkthroughepicness and SkeepTieel


Clarence, Jeff and Sumo vs Ed, Edd n' Eddy - SRB #2

Mi Mi Mi - Nightcore

Light as Wirehead
Boris as Killobyte
Jose as Steel Collar
Cookie as Infomorph (imitating Admiral Akbar and Kermit the Frog)
Vlad as Bitmap
Legion as Technospike
Skeep as Fujisaki Chihiro
Produced by Allrounda
Mixed by Skeep
Written by Legion

System Crash:
Through the MUD I see clearly our party’s path
Owo, what’s this in our way? It’s a trap!
We’re both on the Spectrum, but as a man under three feet
A peek up shows we mean different things, Sin-clearly
What a shocker! More than your CPU’ll spike
When we ride you harder than JoJo on a bike!
Your System’s Crashing! Hope’s Peak drops off!
Leave that Alter Ego out, we’ve got enough bots! (Hey!)

Ultimate Programmer:
HYDRA’s cyber goon squad fell flat with inelegance:
I’ve invented your solution! Artifical Intelligence!
I doubt you could even send the email that was Yuto’s doom
What the killing game taught me? Stay in school!

System Crash:
>Grab mic and mutilate maudlin mirage monster
In human terms: Grab the catfisher by the Steel Collar!
Got real worked up in the ladies room, died a man’s dream
But you only lived one chapter, and it’s not easy being green.

Ultimate Programmer:
Looking for a line eater? Then I’ll chew the fat
Not like Hifumi, more like the sludge of Bitmap
Or Wirehead, cuz his HUD just cannot
Be compared to the intricacy of my Jabberwock
Looking locked in DISTRUST to a real Ultimate’s march
Slammed by a script truck rolling down the Infobahn!
A Foundation of the Future even after I died down
But in life you’re still nothing, you Baron Von Struck out!

DanganRonpa vs Daredevil

Ultimate Programmer vs System Crash

A duel between the lions commences. Which will come out victorious?

VinnyO as Roy
Alex the Beast as Simba
Flowtest stolen from Dustin
Beat prod by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Geon
Mixed by Dustin
Written by R the Writer

Roy:
I won't lose to one who lost faith in himself so why even bother
When I stampede and slaughter the track just like your father
Make my soldiers shake their spears, going ham on you hamlet
Roasting your entire kingdom and serving them at a banquet 
I'm flaming like my blade while all you emanate’s insipidity 
So with burns it's best not to test my fire affinity
Sure, you're showered with sequels and a remake to pad your income
But I only left behind legends, while you abandoned your kingdom

Simba:
A lion locking onto prey? That's the circle of life
When I roar out these raps, pridefully rocking the mic
I'm taking over with a hot bern that my bars have fostered
Your lines were filler like your inclusion in the smash roster
My storyline's continuations prove my fame is unyielding 
Couldn't match my strength even with the blade you're wielding 
Your cavalary's left cowering, their steeds I'll be devouring 
I'll mop the floor with your carcass in this second scouring

Roy:
Don't need any seals to outclass an outcast hermit
Who spent his days eating bugs and hanging out with vermin
I'm defeating thugs, determined to seal your fate like durandal 
You handle your bars worse than mufasa's mantle
You're lion if you say that your son's guard poses a threat
I've seen more advanced tactics from other mindless beasts I've met
Even your girl's pinned you, so don't mind if I implore that
You'd be better off like your uncle, a beaten up doormat

Simba:
I find it humorous that even in zephiel's insanity
He made the correct choice in giving up on humanity
I'm iller than eliwood, hell he would be a better enemy
Than a brat who's less known than his mother's identity
With your blade's flames, I'll write you off as a warm-up
Dropping you in this brawl, making you pay more than four bucks
This won't end with a cliffhanger, instead you'll fall off
I laugh in danger's face, but yours, prince? I scoff

Check out Vinny's album
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/no-signal/1348170683
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Vinny_O_No_Signal?id=Be3un2s25gm5tmgjzyvdii64jq4

Roy Vs Simba - Rap Battle

Dr Mario Vs Wii Fit Trainer - s02 BONUS - EPIC PIXEL BATTLE

Epic Rap Battles Of Cartoons Vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles Original

Minecraft is ten today! And as thanks for all the memories, Steve? got invited to Decent PG Rap Battles to fight against the Bomberman! Builder vs destroyer, who will take the crown? And will there be a crown left standing?

The video for this will be heavily delayed. Some files got messed up here and there, and working on the video for this will just take time away from the next battle, which I think would be a bad choice on my part. So don't expect the video this month. Maybe later this year.

Jacob G. as Steve?
Jughead Jay as Bomberman.

Written by GamingPlush64 and Jughead Jay.
Mixing done by Jacob G.
Beat made by GamingPlush64
Bomberman image created by Y.D.Geon.

Lyrics:

Steve:
Minin’ for a good opponent, but this bomber’s quite the bummer. 
Saddle up, Pinocchio, I know you’re not a canon Runner. 
I hunt and maim like Hunger Games, best stick to your playground.
You’re cobble-stoned because a fight with me is digging straight down!
I’m a PVP MC, your griefing will get a swift end!
Switch to X-boxing your big head, and then I’ll turn this ring red! 
Your stance is pretty much on sand. This’ll blow up in your face.
But by your recent fame? You didn’t fall from a High Place.

Bomberman:
Suppose you are what you eat; another pig that’s for roasting!
Flowing like Aquanet - Ocean! So best sprint back to your potions!
And then find a better mine, you’ve already wrecked your rhymes,
But you’re gonna have a blast if you wanna step on mine!
Dig, build, code, kill, I have your Series to a T
With more 9 Year Olds online than PewDiePie could even reach
Your Nether End-ing updates ruined the simplicity of brick blocks
Now your players are the same making dank memes on Tik Tok


Steve:
Well, that verse wasn’t Creative. This Creeper cannot be blasting me.
Minecraft's in Movies and Netflix (Sweet!) You're rotting in your factory!
I’ll be crafting sheets of lyrics verse a zombie of a hero
Because you messed up the recipe as far as TNT goes.

Bomberman:
I Block your Commands! Bomber lines are in my title!
While Steve was a joke - both in name and rap Survival!
I’m the face of my factory’s fame, a powerhouse for bars spit
You don’t resemble Microsoft because you didn’t leave a Mark-us.

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For those who want to cover it, https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64/bomberman-vs-steve-with-a-question-mark-but-its-a-beat/s-NrdHo

Bomberman vs Steve? Decent PG Rap Battles.

A super fun, glitchy rap, synth wave inspired song that I feel like fits the feel of Beat Saber very well! Let's see if we can get the creators Jaroslav Beck and others to see it!! Check out the video on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEMUOON3YAQ

Beat Saber SONG - Feel The Rhythm (Ft. BSlick)

Aggron:
RAAAAAAH! It's Time for some vengeance! 
I’ll just Smack Down this 8-bit Godzilla reference
Destruction in my presence, mightier than the sword! 
Let’s make sure this gets through that hard head of yours 
I’ll rip through one of the two pseudos that aren’t Dragons
Because I drop bars harder than the stones I’m dragging!
So as you’re Dragon your Tail this fight’s leaving you maimed
You chase the Dragons that run the metagame! 
Strip you of your pseudo title! I’m the most deserving
So weak that you call for friends - Now that’s Unnerving 
You’re crazy if you rap, forget about the second half
All I need’s a Heavy Slam to blast this hack in half! 

Tyranitar:
You wanna see something crazy? I’ll make this intense! 
Let’s commence fighting against your iron defense 
I’ll dumb this one down so this tin man can understand 
I’m the original Groudon I’m so dominant on land! 
Aggronite won’t bring a fight, you’re just wasted hype
Earthquake right in your face! Make you keep that rock type!
When Kalos came around and your usage was fading
You found solace as a punching bag in Super Training! 
You know it’s sad when defense is your only point to boast
It’s like when you try to fight a fire type: you’re toast!
Armor’s falling apart, you’re Timid we met again
Like the ORAS postgame you’ve reached a disappointing end 

Aggron:
My Metal’s not Bursting! I'll Stomp this wreck!
Leave you shattered, forgotten even more than your mech
It’s time to save face and face the facts which are
You and your mega will never be Poke Stars! 
Ditch the Assault Vest, my offence left you worn 
You’d be better off fighting with your Larva Form! 
Thinkin you’re so great? Brick Break! Put you in your place! 
Judging by your lines you’re due for a second remake! 

Tyranitar:
Rolling Out like Whitney! you just need to stop trying! 
Your future’s even darker than my secondary typing
Even when I punch and Crunch a bunch of puny mons 
No mountain compares to taking down an Aggron
Ancient Power fills my veins as all my stats raise
To this point I’ve been calm but now I’ll Outrage
Until all that’s left of you is a little Sand Stream
Looks like I don’t need a fire type to melt steel beams

Light as Aggron
Dustin as Tyranitar

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Aggron vs Tyranitar. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #14

Strange: Alex the Beast
Fate: Titanium1208

Doctor Strange:
Open my eye of Agamotto let me tell you what I see
That there’s no way in hell you’ll win a battle against me
I’m the magnificent magician, lyrics of surgical precision
And after this verbal slaughter, you’ll be in need of a mortician
Shamballa! Take a tip from this sorcerer supreme
You’re like a medieval Ikea mascot with sunbeams 
I strike with the Bolts of Balthakk, you vape like Valtorr
So step back before you join the Mists of Munnopor
In battle verbiage, the living lexicon is in his element
Spitting fire at a squire airing out a dinky helmet
So a Lord of Order up! You’d need more than an apple a day
To keep the eldritch ending ace away! Doctor Strange!
And none Stranger than the Phantom who ails you
Let the Kamar-Taj overcome providence’s stooge!
The Black Priests do not seek you a dark end
I didn’t come to kill you, I came here to bargain

Doctor Fate:
Strange Tales one hears from your gaggle of friends
Like how you're an egomaniac who wants to have sex with his hands
A necrotic built up by nepotism shaking Dark Towers?
You’re if Bale’s Batman found some Harry Potter powers
They call you: Sorcerer! Supreme! Steven! Strange!
But in: Lyrics! I got! Larger! Range!
With your eye you can’t see the controversy you’re causing?
Cause for a guy of black magic you do a lot of white washing
And a mind as cramped as that is sure to fall to chaos easily
Put up your MD and PhD, you’re about to get the third degree
Stop guarding your stones, see that my legacy’s divine
Since you know a thing or two about giving up time
You’re not worth my intellect, confront Swamp Thing, rather
For your kaleidoscope of rhymes is better fitted to rags, sir!
Order’s Juggernaut, you’re in the wrong field against a Mask
Brought a typhoon on Typhon while you fell to Cyttorak!


(STRANGE BRINGS HIM INTO THE MINDSCAPE)
Doctor Strange:
You're mired in the Mindscape, enjoy free consciousness?
Cuz Nabu screwed you, catatonic when your conscience hits
Against all the time in the world immortality’s not an issue
You could win but I’d just be right back to diss you
Let me be frank, you’re anchored by your ankh again
I’m diverse, magics divine to Black Atlantean
My bars are like death’s knell, son. You can’t hide.
What, need another ten-year old to force yourself inside?

Doctor Fate:
A tattered mage brings forth a failed escape for this user
I’ll overturn your impossible claims like the Fourth Yuga!
And be cutting rhymes as fine as you trim that stupid goatee
Until you need a Night Nurse for those burns, Steve!
Losing to Fate? That’s what one calls Manifest Destiny.
I’d like a side of sour cream to this Sorcerer Supreme!
Drop the formality, Strange, we’ve so long together spent.
You’ve been being me since ‘63. Call me Kent

Written by: Seth, Trent, Joey, Legion
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Additional instruments by Sebb
Covert art by Kamren

Dr. Strange VS Dr. Fate - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 10

LYRICS

Miles:
Take a page, you could learn something from an actual hero
When I turn this green-haired Hiro and turn him into the Biggest Zero
With your cheesy catchphrases “To Plus Ultra- and beyond!”
Keep your vocals in check and stop screaming- KACHAAN!
I leave billionaires in wreck and give audiences an impact
All you managed to leave were broken knuckles and a cast
So quit playing pretend, this is a real hero’s duty
I’d say that I’ve already topped you in terms of both of our movies

Izuku:
My friends are cheering me on, but can I handle this?
Guess I gotta go the Mile to leave Morales in bandages
Bug superheroes? We already got Miraculous
You struggle against “puberty,” but you think that you can battle this?
Think your flow rocks? You’re landing no shots!
There’s better fire power out of the entrance exam robots!
Spectacular superstar? Sorry to burst your bubble
But you’ll get your dreams shot down again like your uncle
You strive to be like your hero, but your teachings were plain awful
At least my mentor can be an actual role model!
Put a spider on the track and I’ll send it back down the water spout
You’re used to rehashing, that’s all your movie’s about!

Miles:
I’d rather hear you cry a river, at least then you have flow!
Take your mask and fall down your own rabbit’s hole
You stand behind Froppy if that’s what you spat at me
So drop this battle like it’s your not-girlfriend’s gravity

Izuku:
You still got a lot to learn from the pros
Such as when you need them to take over just so you have a stable home
But you’ve already proved your side characters are useless
Just like the police and your own dad, I’m here to rid of this nuisance

Miles:
1962 to 2099, legacy’s getting stronger
But you couldn’t bring heat, you’ve disappointed your father!
Doubt you have Mt. Lady as your inspiration, you need to size up
Because this Spider-Man just turned Izuku to a Deku Scrub

Izuku:
Deku Scrub, huh? That’s all you have to show?
Spent all your time under pressure, yet still couldn’t figure out how to flow!
A no-go for heroes, choppy like your direction
Aced a battle like a Detroit Smash; 100%

CREDITS

Shadow Zel as Miles Morales
www.castingcall.club/m/shadow%20zel
Lexi M. as Izuku Midoriya
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ

Written by Rabi
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Beat by Audio Network
Thumbnail by B O R K
@borkrulesok

Miles Morales vs. Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle

Alex the Beast as Bakugo
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861

Azia as Megumin
https://soundcloud.com/user-804611078

Bakugo:
The A1 1-A Wonder's here to win! That's what heroes do!
So what'cha gonna do? Get Kazuma to carry you through this battle too?
How it’s her wish to have just one shot, I’ve got no clue, but it’s sure seemin’
This’ll be more of a bloodbath than your monthly Crimson Demons
Leave you resigned to your fate of being idolized by skeevy dweebs
No wonder you seem so popular -- you remind them of me!
Ding dong! The witch is dead! Put a bitch on blast then I'll head to class!
This time it was my explosions that left you face down in the grass!

Megumin:
It seems you broke a sweat! You better go put on some Old Spice
And comb your hair a bit, ‘least you’ll look nice when I ruin you like All-Might
Go crawl back to your mommy and cease your unsightly bawling
Cuz I’ll rename you Baku-gone when I beat you rap battle brawling!
You’re neither number one nor hero, have Ectoplasm do the after-math
Even Plus Ult-ra! you’ll stay at Ground Zero when you factor wrath
You’re worse than both Mineta and Endeavor together, although
Nothing will convince me that you’re not a tsundere, b...Baka-go!

Bakugo:
Don’t be Shoto and leave this half-assed, I can tell you’re holding back!
Any self-respecting wizard wouldn’t make Intelligence her dump stat!

Megumin:
Combine your hissing, blowing fuses, self-destructive attitudes and
your obsession with Izuku means that you’re a creeper! Aw man!

Bakugo:
I don’t even know what you mean, Megu! Launch one attack and you drop like Deku!
Swallow your pride and eat your words like a frog, or else I’m gonna have to Tsu-you!
It’s gonna be a blast I’ll revel in, you know my every stat is min-maxed
While you spend time castle levelin’, you can’t out-class me when you’ve collapsed
You’re stuck in ih-sucky Quartet, with an idiot, waste, and a masochist
And even she would be crying in pain when I’m launching all of these nasty hits
You see for me, it’s easy to crack both mind and body of a porcelain girl
Wiping you off of the face of the Earth is My Blessing on this Wonderful World

Megumin:
But I’ve got the drop on you! You know I’m rockin’ like Uravity!
I guess she taught you how to spit a diss with Zero Gravity
You win a tournament and whine? Aye-oh! Gotta let go of your pride!
Or your ego’s going to go up in your face like it’s Dy-na-mite!
I combine my deep crimson with darkness blacker than black
Man-a up and quit trying to kill your friends ; only villains do that!
It’s an understatement to say Kacchan is gonna be toast when
My Hero Macadamia, this nut gets roasted by EXPLOSIONNN!

Bakugo vs Megumin - URBoF #14

Red Baron : AlaskanSam
White Death : JustGamer

Lines (since the Soundcloud description can't hold it) :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17949KpDnYJlkcr3OTvrZMIk02zLFI8TFXVDGhMPPe9Y/edit

Red Baron vs White Death - Discord Rap Battles

Welcome to the fifty-seventh installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!

Eddie's Rap Channel as Dib Membrane
TheSuperplushybros as Invader Zim
Adroitwhiz as GIR
Nathan Provost as Marvin the Martian
B-Lo as Stitch
Rocket as Roger
Titanium1208 Krang

Lyrics:
https://bit.ly/36PjDD0

Written by Matthew Thomas, thelegion, Anthony Perry, Fle, Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Stofferex, Skeep★Tieel, and Jacob

Mixed & Mastered by: Freshy Kanal

Additional Help by: Adroitwhiz

Beats by: Kustom Made Productions, 2Deep, Marc Jackson Burrows of Audio Network, and Hollywood Legend Productions

Invader Zim vs Dib Membrane. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 57.

When browsing the channels to surf, you may just come across something you were never meant to find. Today, two mysterious channel surfers duke it out in a rap battle. The illusive online creepypasta, Candle Cove, against the bizarre hacker behind The Max Headroom Incident.

SnakeBite126 as Pirate Percy.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK5...

Kae as Janice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCAuz...

twitter.com/bakamatsuva?s=09
FyxFynn as The Skintaker.

www.youtube.com/channel/UCd8b...
mobile.twitter.com/FynFyx

Stark Media as Horace Horrible and "Max Headroom's" video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUL...
@stark-media

MetaMachine as "Max Headroom's" voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCJfd...
@user-961171130

Kamren the Person as the offscreen observer's voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCnel...
@kamren-the-rea...

Fightmarker as the offscreen observer's video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJ...
@stopmotionrapb...

Written by GamingPlush64, B O R K, and Zfr_
www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzn...
www.twitch.tv/imzfr

Mixing and Mastering done by Freshy Kanal.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLj...

3d Laughingstock model by Hans Michael Grimm.
itsfairlygrimm@gmail.com

Beat by Audio Network

Cover art by Astro.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCz42...
@paigekillsnazis

Lyrics:

“Max Headroom”
That does it! I’m tired of the lack of words
So I’ve hijacked this nerd; Happy Appy kin is getting more than candle burns
When I go in with flows swift
I’ll spit a firewall to stop their spam returns

Candle Cove
Seems to me an opponent has boarded on the airwaves
Percy, I’m worried! No need to be scared, they
Only show static and darkness from their display
So I’ll let my diss play - A shantie that’ll spit flames!

“Max Headroom”
[Moan] They’re coming to get me!
Cause their love is fading and their candle is dimming
So they’re lashing out at prime time hijacking legacies!
But your lines could never pack a bite; even if you were made of teeth!

Candle Cove
Once again, your first prank flops
I’m cutting you off like The Horror of Fang Rock
With our runtime this one time hack should be impressed
Our story is a treasure - And I still see the X!
We’re similar - Both broadcasts show static and screaming,
but the flaw with the matchup is we mean to
You’re just noisy nonsense in rap and the feed so
We will swat a fraud - your second live beat down!
I’ve ventured the most dastardly caves
You’re mocking audiences for catching the wave?
I mean, what do you have to gain?
Just an advanced troll so defensive he won’t announce his face

“Max Headroom”
It’s not the first time a Sci-Fi’s been wiped
By my design, and I didn’t have to go inside
Ooooh, my piles described these intrusions as losers
So turn yourself in, Captain Midnight!
[Nervous giggles] Oh, Jesus!
Your Channel Zero premiere sucked!
Your show is bare bones, while I’m the god of rap
“Anyone remember this kid’s show?” No-body asked!

Candle Cove
Well it seems we’re beat when screaming for an episode
Who’d have thunk a pirate crew would have the wetter flow? I think he wants a better foe!
It’s Horrible Horace, I’ll keelhaul your corpses
When I board the vessel you bet you’ll be torn up
And muted like your first show stop
I’m spitting sea salt, you’re throwing soda
I’ll traverse the high seas to find yee over briny depths
And then remove your head and grind ye flesh

“Max Headroom”
Hey, I didn’t wanna pay you puppets a visit.
The news was already taken over by Vrillon and liberals
So I chose the second best thing to send out my message
And it happened to be the Cartoon Network lost episode section!
So listen Flapjack, your wack rap is over
Time to move on from the Cove, like your owner!
I’m just happy I got the chance to roast nerds
I’m pulling the plug and ending this on my own terms!

Candle Cove vs. The Max Headroom Incident. Decent PG Rap Battles.

VinnyO as Light
Freshy Kanal as Eggman
Extra Instruments by VinnyO and Freshy Kanal
Mix by Freshy Kanal

Light:
Take a look at yourself - you're a rotten apple, both in and out you're just revolting
Building machines that instantly get destroyed - leaving Eggman nuts and bolting
I’m one for cancelling announcements, I see with no need for shinigami eyes that
For an Eggman with a so-called master plan, you're more of a walrus with a short lifespan
My plans fell into place like your rip-off of Tetris 
I'm a king, I’m a god, you're a schmuck, don't you get this?
You build bots since you're more friendless than Memphis 
I smite every chump whose name's writ on my checklist
Is it Ivo Robotnik, Kobintor, or Eggman? PICK ONE ALREADY! What the hell do I write?
Close your eyes, in the sequel it seems that you won’t be seeing the Light
  
Eggman:
Snooping as usual ? You fool! You will never know my name!
You’re only a god of the Lost World, but I’ve Advanced on the track, so this is no game
Your pad and pen tricked you to demonize, 
and you’re left obsessed with your demon eyes
Live action films were your deemed demise 
But they franchised mine as my dreams arised
How blinded have you gotten--it’s clear your shinigami is da foe
I thought that it would be clear only a psychopath would dare to use Light mode
Go run back to your Amy Rose, no queen can check this game to close
I have a -- Death Note to make: You have to grim reap what you sow!

Light Yagami vs Doctor Eggman. Battle Bytes #34

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