left to teach kids like Ghidorah the explorer 😂

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUhXHydECtXt2incabrzBqFIfIi-5GpbRYFyk0hGbBA/edit
Alternate audio: https://soundcloud.com/user-938839005/bendy-vs-cuphead-alternate-audio
MetaMachine as Bendy
Alex as Cuphead
Jade as Ink Demon
Written by MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, Kamren, Dani Frias. Bork and Jade
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Kamren
Beat by Audio Network
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Smashing Duos"
Hint from Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Bendy vs. Cuphead

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers

Deltarune VS Mario & Luigi

undertale

DerangedStrange as Lancer
Snakebite126 as Prince Peasley

Prince Peasley:
This champ charges into battle! No, I won’t bow for your highness!
You’re just a daft amalgamation of Sans and Papyrus!
I Cackletta at your foolishness, and though it does amuse me
I’ll be giving you the axe, as if I were Susie!

Lancer:
My rhymes come in spades when I step up to the mic
Now I’ll run into you with…...MY BIKE!
Quit thinking you’re a Beanstar, you’re worse than my papa!
This pea will be split when I spit hot like stump salsa!

Prince Peasley:
You? Spit hot? Haha! I’ll say
Spades thinks he’s so Slick, but he’s as soft as Ralsei!
And with all your failed plans, we know who’ll win in the end
Spoilers! It’s not the guy who betrayed his only friends!
What you rap’s awful, Fawful! It’s you I shall oust
Want to see a real Lancer? Face me in a joust!
You think you’re the King of the Koop, huh? Good thing I wrap those!
Now Peasley’s Rose to victory while you stay in the shadows!

Lancer:
Yikes! I keep getting lost in your maze of a verse
You just kept dragon it on! This hoho is the worst!
Drop the pompous act, you’re even worse than Rouxls
In both the Dark Realm and this track, it’s clear that I rule!
You think that you’re a thrasher, but really, you suck!
Could’ve ripped me by the Seams, but you played a sitting duck!
I didn’t even need my armies to leave this jerk broken
Dropped my words like bombs, and now it’s this Joke’s End!

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Nekomancer
Produced by Allrounda
Cover Art by Tuna

Lancer VS Prince Peasley | RAP BATTLE!

Homestuck VS Fire Emblem

this one is not great. i think the voice actors did a good job though :)

Nekomancer as Eridan Ampora
Malina Rose as Edelgard von Hresvelg

Eridan Ampora:
This battle’s quite unfair, I must say
It’s society’s elite verse a girl who never took English classes
So when it comes to your child soldier sim, I’d gladly not play 
I’m not Bernie Sanders, bitch. I’d never own Three Houses!

Edelgard von Hresvelg:
I know I’m not innocent when it comes to treason
But you went and maimed three of your friends for no reason
Class is in session Ampora, and I’m your lecturer
Step to my empire and I’ll show you why I’m called the Flame Emperor!
I’ve got a voice like Dorothea’s when I spit, while you’re hissing out a prissy rich kid’s fit
This isn’t a mock fight, I’ll torch a bitch. This prick’s about to be hit (yuh)
Brandishing raps, sharp like my axe, and I’ll never hold back ‘till
You forfeit and swallow this loss like you did with the black pill
Best swim away from this fight, for you it’s not worthwhile
Any Eridan who thinks he’s swag is gonna be made homeless
I’m sick of this Percy Jackson and Harry Potter lovechild
Your incestous ass can go back to filling pails with Cronus

Eridan Ampora:
Do I look like I give a shit? You’re a fashy fuck with more kills than Jack
Call me an incel all you want, but you’ve got Hubert watching your back
I’m an unmatched marksman, screw Claude. You better not get in my crosshairs
Or else you’ll hear a click and a BOOM! Now your head’s not there
With the way you deviously betrayed Garreg Mach’s undying loyalty
It’s easy to say that even the Condesce is better royalty
And *yes*, I tried to kill my friends but they still see me through and through
While all of yours went and got together just so they could murder you

Written by Vivian
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Produced by Dansonn
Cover Art by Rabi

Eridan Ampora VS Edelgard von Hresvelg | RAP BATTLE!

Freshy Kanal as Doctor Eggman
Adam as Mojo Jojo

Eggman
They’re making me fight this simian? I wanna beat Winston!
But focus on your diction, your bouts of repetition
My series reboots werent as much of a let down
Chim-pansy’s more of a Blossom? That checks out!
Hey Mo-jo, your brain’s ex-posed!
I can see how small it is when I’m up close!
It proves you’re under me in IQ and when I’m through
You’ll just wish for the Sonic Forces to be with you

Mojo Jojo
Mojo will be the victor, the winner will be me!
All those machines yet animals still leave you beat?
The city of Townsville’s all aware of my fame
Half the time I don’t know if I’m calling you the right name
You're playing Chaos Bejeweled while I'm polishing my verses
Flip the script tomake you the one screaming “CURSES!”
Useless twitter announcements? By now I should expect it 
I'm already used to frying eggs like you for breakfast!

Battle Bytes

Doctor Eggman vs Mojo Jojo. Battle Bytes #29

Mancha as King Candy
Dusk as Phantom Virus

King Candy 
I’ve dismissed glitches before, this time I won’t be the one losing 
While you failed to be spooky, Snickering through your whole movie 
Leading with Zombie Island and then this is the kinda crap you do?
I'd rather throw hands with both Flim Flam and Scrappy Doo!
Slapdash mishaps at hiding Snax in boardwalk attractions
Is that repulsive laugh a stab to walk all your critic's reactions?
Inject and infect your game like I was your players’ PEDs
But I won’t strike out to Sword Art Online direct-to-DVD 

Virus
Let’s play ball! No rain delay but I’ll still keep it short
You could ask Cars and learn NASCAR’s barely even a real sport
Brush your teeth, your candy bars left you deteriorating
You can’t handle the Ruth that I’m Babe, you’re Baby
Aint too hard to rip off Candy Crush and Mario Kart
Went for Sweet Tooth but got sucrose and yet so far
You’ll get your just desserts when we unmask this hack
And I go Turbo to make sure both your kart and game crash

King Candy vs Phantom Virus. Battle Bytes #30

Mancha as Count Olaf
Hippie Rat as Pennywise

Count Olaf:
So you’re the being stalking the night,
Shifting form through the greatest frights?
I must say, that’s some pretty weak lore,
I’ve heard It occur several times before!
You claim to know exactly what makes my blood curdle,
At least I’m not scared of a giant space turtle!
I’ll severely damage you.
A phrase which here means “have Its ass handed to.”
Then by the time that the next generation
finds a way to get to knowing ya,
We've gone and lost the larger portion 
Of all the waning xenophobia
And as I Carrey this song you'll forfeit on account
of the unfortunate events brought on by the Count
So when the public fear that remains is down,
You can find me fine dining at The Anxious Clown

Pennywise:
I can't tell if that verse was supposed to be a joke
Mycelia, I've got a good one to make you choke!
What did the playwright say to the clown in the first act?
Sorry Olaf, but that's a rap! Wa-HA! 
People ask why the adults underwhelm
and refuse to give these kids some help
It's 'cause in your world, they're stupid
But in Derry's where they're scared as hell!
So who's that who's slippin while dissin' omnipotent
Villainous, Farcical, Dimwitted idots
stuck to being ambiguous like The Thing
It's the Count! It's the Count! He should kneel before the king!
You haven’t any Very Fire Diss in your arsenal,
I bring a whole new meaning to “Carnivorous Carnival.”
I can turn into the Wolfman, Mummy, Nosferatu,
You’re out shopping for a dollar store costume

Olaf:
Rooted in bitterness, horseradish horseshit
Reeks of the eighties, no matter how "in" It is
And I guess that’s why you were so easy to mess with,
I’ve seen Stranger Things trending on Netflix!
It thrusts Its fists! (Fists!) But It lands no hits! (Hits!)
Your story’s kitsch! (Kitsch!) And I’m not scared of It!
Look away, look away, I've no patience for games!
There’s a will, there’s a way! It will die today!

Pennywise:
You promise others their greatest desires, then
burn them with fire, you lie through your teeth
Think fear’s mediocre? The words of The Joker:
"Get a load of me!"
You're afraid of failure, your schemes losin' dominance
most of all of adults with a modicum of competence
Quake at the gaze of your formidible ghoul!
I may be a clown, but don't take me for a fool
You're no mastermind, just a minor annoyance
The leeches won't mind who they find most bouyant
Villain Flees Death, but by how it's wrote
in the prose that's not how the story goes

Count Olaf vs Pennywise. Battle Bytes #31

GarbageGothic as Maleficent
Titanium1208 as King Ghidorah

Maleficent:
Into the MonsterVerse we go! Imitations only start with ya
You stayed copying my style, asleep, frozen in Antarctica
So you never found a genre, neither action nor horror
But you Got Going! Left to teach kids like Ghidorah the Explorer
Try making magic with gravity beams -- be-dee-dee bopitty boo!
Too much waiting for some action like a Dragonball Kai-Ju
Your left head’s Monster Zero brain cells have ensured I’ve won
Cuz it’s clear that even two heads still aren’t better than one

Ghidorah:
With three noses I’m aghast with that whiff of your malicious scent
You should have gotten this by now! You’re not wanted here, Maleficent!
You’re as Hollow as your Bastion if you think I that won’t tear you through
Based off of your feud it’s amazing your plot got you out of the cartoons
Once cool when you were trying to exact your petty vengeance but
You’ve met your end and festered in death with Disney’s Descendants
Your That’s So Raven should tell you not to step to one so sadistic
The best diss you’ve ever spit is a nonlethal pointy stick

Maleficent vs King Ghidorah. Battle Bytes #32

VinnyO as Light
Freshy Kanal as Eggman
Extra Instruments by VinnyO and Freshy Kanal
Mix by Freshy Kanal

Light:
Take a look at yourself - you're a rotten apple, both in and out you're just revolting
Building machines that instantly get destroyed - leaving Eggman nuts and bolting
I’m one for cancelling announcements, I see with no need for shinigami eyes that
For an Eggman with a so-called master plan, you're more of a walrus with a short lifespan
My plans fell into place like your rip-off of Tetris 
I'm a king, I’m a god, you're a schmuck, don't you get this?
You build bots since you're more friendless than Memphis 
I smite every chump whose name's writ on my checklist
Is it Ivo Robotnik, Kobintor, or Eggman? PICK ONE ALREADY! What the hell do I write?
Close your eyes, in the sequel it seems that you won’t be seeing the Light
  
Eggman:
Snooping as usual ? You fool! You will never know my name!
You’re only a god of the Lost World, but I’ve Advanced on the track, so this is no game
Your pad and pen tricked you to demonize, 
and you’re left obsessed with your demon eyes
Live action films were your deemed demise 
But they franchised mine as my dreams arised
How blinded have you gotten--it’s clear your shinigami is da foe
I thought that it would be clear only a psychopath would dare to use Light mode
Go run back to your Amy Rose, no queen can check this game to close
I have a -- Death Note to make: You have to grim reap what you sow!

Light Yagami vs Doctor Eggman. Battle Bytes #34

LYRICS

Bill Cipher:
(...Woah, now, lemme just cut you off there)
I thought Battle Bytes ended this, why am I back here, producer?!
I see why SoundCloud makers suck; you made me versus THIS loser!
So I’ll leave you trashed and replaced like my bout with Freddy
But I guess you’d be used to that, just checkin’ out your dev team!
I mean, lookin' at these lyrics, and reading your dialogue,
for the con sub of Subcon, you're no arsonist with fire logs!
But I'm used to smokin' pine trees! Conjure your best lines, please
‘Cuz I’ll give ‘ya two and a half minutes ‘fore your soul is mine, G!
I'm an icon! You're sold for nostalgia, the classics!
You’ve got kids kicking your ass, hctib! I could even slash Hat Kid!
Your schtick is sick -- a twisted rapper ripped from Twilight Zone
Turn Thousand Year Door chests to stone and place them atop my highest throne!

Snatcher:
FOOL! Activated my trap card-
Leave you paved in the graveyard, if you wanna throw wack bars
But we’ve got a deal to seal -- just sign now and you’ll find
that you haven’t paid the price and whoop! Your soul’s mine!
Awww, you can break the fourth wall, too?
...is that all, dude? Hit me up when those jokes grow overused
then I’ll freeze you in your tracks if you wanna test the best, ‘cuz
after this, you’ll end like Queen Vanessa!
And while you’re messing around in mindscapes
I’m dealin’ in the courtyard, raking high stakes
You make time breaks, but on my watch, you’d best read the fine print
Either sign the line, kid or be left lifeless!

Bill Cipher:
Booooriiiiiiing! That filler wasn't even worth the wait
Who would expect less from a slurry Jade role, in hindsight?
I mean, I'd be a hermit too if I had THAT kind of face
But it'd look better inside; let's take a look in your mind’s plight!
...Wooooaaaah, dude, I've got a really stupid end!
My own wife murdered me just 'cause I spoke to some lady friend!
Now I cry alone in the woods, useless, without peers,
'cause the only ones who ever cared about me have been dead for years!

Snatcher:
...Did you just try to possess me during your own verse?!
God, even your cliché powers have grown worse...
Mocking my death? Right, remind me how you came to "win."
Oh yes! You got screwed by the Mr. Krabs twins!
You really ARE a fool! And I thought *I* was the trickster!
But Gravity's drop won't be PG! Drop a warning for these tri-ggers!
And to mock my forest? It's no secret that you're Tourist
-Trapped in Oregon's organs, reignin' foggier than Portland
I know you don't mean to bore us, but you do with every chorus
'Cuz while I'm spittin' up torrents, you're just spewin' like the Toilet!

Bill Cipher:
I'm trying to search for literally just ONE decent rap
But it's invisible! ...What, do I need a Dweller Mask?!
I'd love to shake on it, but I don't want 'ya on my palm, you're
stretchy, purple, slimy? You're just the snot behind the slaughter! 
Ghoul's EXACTLY What He Seems, flat like his form in the first run
You steal souls and beats from Dustin? I storm REALITIES for fun!

Snatcher:
You can tri from any angle, but it just comes out scalene
When against a-cute Euclid-ian, I'm more Keter in scaling
the worst Bill since Clinton, but I know how to make this fight fair:
Welcome to this lucid dream, pet; have fun in eternal nightma-

CREDITS

ENNWAY As Bill Cipher
https://soundcloud.com/indiegamerapbattles
Nekomancer Jade as Snatcher
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer

Beat by Kustom
Demo by Nekomancer Jade
Written by Rabi and Nekomancer Jade
Mixed by DeegleNV
https://soundcloud.com/deeglenv
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and KCToons
https://www.youtube.com/c/KyleCelezte1350/about
https://soundcloud.com/user-465943028

Bill Cipher vs. Snatcher - Rap Battle

The two most popular peaceful games go head to head in this Central Rap Battle!

Written By: Vladimyr P. and Eric The Audible
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Minecraft - Vladimyr P.
Animal Crossing - Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Vladimyr P. 
Beat: Kustom

LYRICS: 
Minecraft :
Taking you outta the wild, but this’ll get intense (in tents)
Need a totem or a potion for this gold I’ll dispense
Pushing pressure to the plate droppin’ rhymes from my hotbar
Only building homes, yeah homie you are not hard

You’ve been pandering to pansies, toddlers and their grannies
That Camp’s making a grand robbing every Nook and Cranny
I’m a classic, savage, ravager spitting illager
Dishing out this emerald to deal with another villager

We’ve got the ingenuity to broaden our horizons
Survive in an endless world, you’re confined to a tiny island
Imagination’s my build limit, thought you Switched the game up (well..)
Pick another save cause Nintendo’s lameness came up

All time best seller, that title ring any bell-ers,
Knock your block off to the Nether, got you falling - no feather (oooh)
Since 2011 our fame’s remained standing
It’s easy to fan this flame cause the game is enchanting

Minecraft : 
This battle’s a flint and steel, I’ll burn you down to sender, man
Had a good run, bud, but I will be your Enderman
Squash you like a bug in Mojang’s next patch
I got efficiency in giving lesser games the axe (thwack!)


I’m the TNT emcee, who blew up beyond PC

But kids hate your games P.E. more than they hate PE
I got this win in the bucket, 
well I wouldn’t be so sure, 
huh, Why not? 
Cause this beat’s about to Turnip

Animal Crossing :

While you’re researching, stressing out for resources 
I'm that water source, check this drip that I'm scoring 
You slave away on your builds, wasting the sun like
"What's the redstone tutorial for having some fun, guys?”

We’re copping fossils, players dig on my style
Just keep on building with cobble, and we can chill on my isle
Then you can squabble with players, fight and kill for the crown
I’ll be hangin’ with my neighbors and upgrading our town

Laying lazy on a sunday, relax in my villa
Minecraft is like a Ssundae; bland when vanilla
Just a mole digging holes, as you victimize your citizens
Thought your flow was molten, but you’re watered down: obsidian

Can't let that K.K. Slide, you spit those lame tunes 
We bested your cube game back when we had the gamecube
I would diss your story mode, but nobody played that
Your game is filled with creepers, peaceful mode can't escape that

Minecraft:
I’d be crafting recipes for your disaster
But your blathers on that rap verse did it faster
I get the appeal, sakurai must have as well
Only mission that you’re sticking with is smashing Isabelle

Animal Crossing:
Fans have tackled every cavern, yeah I wouldn’t want to be ‘em
Your charm is practically an artifact get back in the museum
The First Persson had a burden, left you burnin’ with your base
“Notch left to swim in money, then the game withered away”

Maleficent vs King Ghidorah. Battle Bytes #32

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