My Favorite YouTube Rap Battles

Battle Bytes Complete Collection

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my mix

CAST:

Zackschannellive as Bloo
SuperThingsOnCups as Wander

LYRICS:
Bloo:
Welcome to the fosters home of imaginary friends,
My show was best rated, and this will be your end.
You being in love with Berry will be your final destination,
You’re gonna win this battle, HA! that’s your imagination.
You’re more fucking stupider and annoying than Cheese,
Wander has the best rhymes in the world? HA! PLEASE!
What would Wander do? would he surrender or continue,
I think he’ll surrender cause he can’t handle rhymes by bloo!

Wander:
What? you’re telling me this blue eraser is gonna win this battle,
I don’t think so, instead i’ll make your imaginary brain rattle.
I could get my friend Sylvia to stomp your ass,
and then I set you on fire, this blue dust is trash.
Your best friend is a gay kid in elementary,
your show is the worst cartoon in the century.
I’m not sure if the house is full of imaginary friends or someone’s shroom trip,
I’m wander, you’re blue, this is over you fucking bitch.

Bloo:
Nice hat, orange gay bearded version of cat in the hat,
Mac will kick your ass, this episode will make kids laugh.
Wilt would beat you in 300 games of basketball,
and don’t you forget I will win this fucking rap brawl.
Coco will coco you until you appear in a coffin,
your show is for kids on downs, that’s why you get no loving.
Me kicking your ass will be big on the world wide wabbit,
now go and spit your second verse cause i’ve just about had it.

Wander:
I’m sorry if this is a spoiler but you’re about to fucking lose,
Who won? i think it is an easy choice to choose.
You’re a hater, but me? i’m actually friendly,
at the end of this, you’ll be fucking D-E-A-D.
Blooregard Q. Kazoo, nice name there fag,
you’re a trouble-making, immature, and jealous douchebag.
Your creator quitted CN to be my creator,
now that this battle is done, i’m out, later hater!

Bloo vs Wander. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 22

Markiplier Outro

Justin Buckner as Ickis
Zack Maloney as Oblina
Frenzy as Krumm
Anthony Perry as Mike Wazowski
WoodenHornets as Sulley

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
AHH! REAL MONSTERS!
VERSUS!
MONSTERS INC!
BEGIN!

Ickis:
The three epic monsters are gonna bring pain on these losers
Oblina:
I’m fancy, rich, and ravishing, but also a lyrical bruiser
Krumm:
It doesn’t take the viewfinder to show you two can’t scare
Ickis:
You two better go away, Jimmy and Googly Bear
Oblina:
I’m top of my class, but brains are something you don’t have
Krumm:
Who the hell takes a filthy human, and neglects to put it back?
Ickis:
You both are just failed excuses for money making blockbusters
All:
Our disses will make you be screaming “AHH! REAL MONSTERS!!!”
 
Mike Wazowski:
It’s Mike on the mic, about to make these monsters fall!
I can see your defeats with just my one eyeball
Sulley:
We’ll beat these guys so bad, they’ll start to Krumm-ble
When you face Sulley in a fight, better get ready to tremble
Mike Wazowski:
Ickis, you’re making me sick, Oblina is Beetlejuice’s dildo
We’ll take the screams out of you punks, just like we did with our prequel
Sulley:
We will step through the door and enter a room of your defeat 
You’ll be the jackpot for us, we get our power from your screams

Ickis:
You had a change of heart in the ends? Now that’s upsetting 
Oblina:
We’re be the ones who scare when you leave you bedwetting
Krumm:
Even Gromble would school you! Kick you out of our world
Ickis:
You two think you can win? You got scared by a little girl!
Oblina:
I’ll nit pic these Pixar pricks, even your shorts are shit
Krumm:
Scaring humans is your job, we do it for the hell of it
Ickis:
You two are jokes compared to us, we are legendary
All:
We are the true winners here, you guys aren’t even scary 

Mike Wazowski:
We’ll give you nightmares, we even made Randall run in fear
You can’t take us on, you only aired for four years
Sulley:
Oblina I can’t believe ya, how’s your squish on Krumm?
Ickis, even your brother slickis has disses that make you look dumb
Mike Wazowski:
We’ve got a whole corporation, while you’re still in monster school
You were inspired by the Beatles? Klasky must’ve been a fool!
Sulley:
Since you can’t scare us, you’ll dissappear, now you won’t taunt us
Both:
You’ll be down in Nick’s trash, while we’re the REAL monsters!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *girl screams* BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Ahh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Special

Fel as Dead Bart
Frenzy as Numbers Station

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
FALLOUT 3: NUMBERS STATION
VERSUS
DEAD BART
BEGIN

Dead Bart:
It's time for this dead kid to have this DJ smothered
Take you to my grave and put you in it, just to have you suffer
Euthanizing this dog seems to be the right thing to do
Hell, to get to your Easter egg, the player has to kill you!
Eat my shorts, and go back to your radio station
You're just a creation created for a fail out of the nation
Battling me? I'll beat you Kwik-E, and you'll surely regret it
Time for this anchor to end, so you can be replaced by Margaret

Numbers Station (Three Dog):
What's up everybody, it's the all powerful Three Dog
You're listening to Galaxy News Radio, your #1 spot
You died in the air, god Bart, you don't have any guts
I've had enough of your words, time to kick this bum in the nuts
I'm bringing the truth to you, no matter how bad it hurts
Matt scrapped you to have you forever sleeping in the dirt
I'm a friendly neighborhood disc jockey, but not in this fight
I'll ride my victory like an airplane, and end this like your life

Dead Bart:
Come with me, as I take you down to the pits of hell
Leave you dead like the Queen, and you won't end well
I predicted Michael Jackson's death, so just quit it, DJ
It’s clear to see your death came as predicted on this grave!
You're just a Capital Waste of space, so get bent and go away
I'll stretch you and blur you, 'cause your fame is starting to fade
See these names on my tombstone, you’re next on my list!
It’s time to leave this Dog like my credits, silent

Numbers Station (Three Dog):
Dead Bart? The highlight of your life is giving out a virus
With your head glued on Homer's body, except just brainless
There's nothing to settle, you're a certain kind of "special"
You’re even sick of yourself; that’s why your skin is so yellow
Your existence was hated, so prepare to be debarted
I'm fighting this Good Fight, looks like you're just a GNRetard
Have you Fallout of this fight, like the plane but more brutal
Your pasta is more of a joke then what Homer said at your funeral

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Dead Bart vs Fallout 3: Numbers Station. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 21.

WoodenHornets as Trevor Phillips
Dusk as Michael de Santa
GetSlayedTV as Franklin Clinton
Matthew Thomas as Ed
TheSuperPlushyBros as Edd
Stofferex as Eddy

SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES
TREVOR, MICHAEL, & FRANKLIN
VERSUS
ED, EDD, & EDDY
BEGIN!

Trevor Phillips:
Confronting me? You Brats better run back to your mommys! 
Before I beat you to a pulp, and steal all your pocket money
Michael de Santa:
The life of crime I’ve escaped, I’m the good guy now
I didn’t forget my caped past just to face these toonish clowns
Franklin Clinton:
Y’all will be more paranoid than Jimmy, dawg, don’t mess with us, kids!
Less’ you plan on getting yo ass shot in the chest
Michael de Santa:
We’ll leave you wasted! 
Trevor Phillips:
Smash your faces to the ground and that’s my Ultimatum!
You stooges remind me of hipsters, ‘cause I absolutely hate em’

Ed:
These GTA freaks are so scared, they’re gonna need to grab their weapons
You better run before you get pounded into the dirt by Kevin!
Edd:
You think you’re gonna win? Well I gotta say, that is tragic
With my intellect, your schemes are as bad as your graphics
Eddy:
You better give me your money, and not use it to buy drugs
Your faces are more ugly than the Kanker Sisters, I’ll squish you like bugs
Ed:
You call yourselves criminals? Well if so, you’re the lamest
Leave you dead like Trevor’s brother, it’s no wonder you three are hated

Trevor Phillips:
Ooh, you’ve got me going now, no shit I’m crazy; I’m an animal! 
Michael de Santa:
I’ll show you a Jaw Breaker as I reshape all of your mandibles
Franklin Clinton:
Want a piece of us? Yo, You’ve just been shooting blanks!
Trevor Phillips:
While these ant’s brain’s are nothing but wooden’ planks 
Michael de Santa:
Don’t act all high and mighty, you’re as worthless as my son
Franklin Clinton:
These disses we spittin will taste better than some Chunky Puffs
Trevor Phillips:
You’re a waste of space, this shouldn’t come as a surprise;
All:
No way teenaged scumbags could stop these criminal masterminds!

Ed:
You’re a chicken! Grand Theft fools make me sickened
Edd:
You’ll never win this, it seems that you failed your little mission
Eddy:
You’re not good, you should go back to your hood
Ed:
Your story is more boring than playing with a block of wood
Edd:
Just like Devin, you’ll get thrashed, smashed, and trashed!
Eddy:
You’re just made for some teenagers to waste their cash
Ed:
Once Upon an Ed, these crackheads thought they could win this rap
All:
Then they realized it’s impossible to face the Cul-de-Sac

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!

Written by: Matthew, Fel, Maple, and Stofferex

Ed, Edd, and Eddy vs Trevor, Michael, and Franklin

Just in time for Halloween, we have puppet master Jigsaw (John Kramer) battling against robotic tester GLaDOS.

WoodenHornets' Mom as GLaDOS
Froggy as Jigsaw

LYRICS:
GLaDOS:
It's time to do science, Aperture's mindset of giants
has the violent defiance to put a puppet to silence
I think you'll find, I'm divine! Real vile Venus Fly!
You can't survive, it's no.. cake... against a warped AI
I Kramer, Saw, I conquered! Now for the words you've wanted spoken
Here come the test results: your morality core is broken!
Like my toxins, real vicious, know I'm GLaD to spit some disses
so listen; you don't want to come end up dead like your missus
You've fallen in my trap, you whacks, because this is quite honestly
the only thing I find more humorous than your autopsy
Your life of sin has come to end, just don't make me repeat it
Cuz you'll end up like my predecessor -CAROLINE DELETED-

Billy:
Hello, Caroline. I want to play a game.
Why don't you blow off some Steam by escaping my little place
'cause your flow is even slower than your development process
Revisit Lab Rat and shut down the OS of a “goddess"

Jigsaw:
Completed my rebirth, I'm fighting scrap worth less than TF2
Check your morals and your importance, "zero Valvue"
A real Flesh and Blood bruiser who will send you to the birds
in a PotatOS plot arc Ellen McLamer than your words!
The key to your win lies within your very being
But alternately, I'll Ctrl you and keep on deleting
like a care-a-less Mia final Opera towards the light
on a carousel of shotguns you’ll be singing through the night
Think outside the box - of water strapped to your head
or else you won't  S. U. R. V. I. V. E in The Final Chapter's end
You will function like a puzzle when the tables get turned
like a cube, I will leave you with a 3rd degree burn

GLaDOS:
You waste of SPACE, counting days, contemplating your mistakes
I just really Want You Gone, why don't you SAVE AS I SAVE?
My robot body's packing more meat then your warehouse ever could
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE to retry suicide and do yourself some good
For there's no ATLAS to escape, testing me further's not an option
Because I'm mirroring your gas house with unnerving neurotoxin
Just go. My turrets will take Jim Henson to oblivion
I'm Still Alive and sending you to meet with little Gideon

Jigsaw:
I'm deactivating HAL clones to end your malfunctioned reign
Sew your mouth shut, your monster, don't want to hear you speak again
There's no way to reverse this, so listen to the tape!
Billy:
I'll scatter your parts all across the land just like my namesake
Jigsaw:
This Chell of her former self appears to mock me for my puppetry
from ground up to the moon rocks you can’t run you’re in my custody
‘cause you can’t scream in outer space so stay inside your jail
Time's up. Sorry. Game over. You failed.


Jigsaw vs GLaDOS

Exceptionally excited to present you with this remix of "Ride" by 21 Pilots, had a ton of fun working on this project! Immersive, big sounds, and heavy vibes. I wanted to stay true to the original, but make it bang. Enjoy. :)

Photo credit: Emily Kovacic 
Shouts to 21 Pilots for the original. 

Ride - 21 Pilots [Refix]

Low Life - Single

Future + The Weeknd- Low Life [Prod. By Metro Boomin & Ben Billions]

Stronger than You :) -Chara Response-
Original performed by Estelle and written by Rebecca Sugar
Instrumental Covers by Mémoire and Soreperior 
Response to djsmell's sans parody and the comic from gymleadercheren it's based on :3

Download: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/sbkq8k677p1fvqo/%5BMilky%5D_Stronger_than_You_-Chara_response-.mp3
YouTube Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co5Zo6Ng9-c

Lyrics:
Here we are again...
Just me and you comedian, right?
With your blasters, your flashing eye
You should better be prepared because soon...
Your last hour strikes!

One step left now, it's almost time
Show you what my determination has still left for you to get back to
You should prepare to just die
like all your friends you'll have a really good time

But guys like you are always just fools
Come at me, try to kill me with your fancy tools
Let's go, now the room gets chiller
Let's go, just another killer

Go ahead, kill me again I see you're able
But inside you know the end can't be evaded
I can tell you're really tired out of fighting
But I'll even come back after dying

Why not let me win? You can't dodge forever!
Even if the pain is more fun together
You know I will just reset and come back newer
And with every try I'm getting even faster than you are

I am made of L O V E
L O V E

"This is where it stops, this is where it ends"
You keep telling me those words and hope that I would understand
But even if I hear you I won't give up my attack
Can you just not see the truth or can you not see what this all meant?

Go ahead, kill me again I see you're able
But inside you know the end can't be evaded
You think I might decide to stop if you stay patient
But I am getting you with my DETERMINATION

You know I made your friends all disappear  
Erasing all what's left, this is why I'm here
I will keep FIGHTING, you should be DYING, that is your DESTINATION

I'm entirely made of L O V E
And I'm sure I'm stronger than you...
L O V E
I am STRONGER than YOU. :)

Stronger Than You -Chara Response-

Artwork: http://ozumii.deviantart.com/art/Megalovania-579338351

I was surprised that no one else did a full blown remix of both Bonetrousle and Megalovania together, and I decided to solve the problem. So here you go, a remix masterpiece that took two weeks of working non-stop (and I'm working on a big project at the same time, so that's why this remix took longer than usual) OvO

This song is one of the most technical remixes I've ever written, as I was trying to practice going from two extremities (Very hard tech to light orchestral) and also practice using various transitions throughout the entire piece. I was trying to see how far my skills could go, and I hope you enjoy! OwO

[Undertale Remix] SharaX - Megalotrousle

SPACE IS COOL - Markiplier Songify Remix By SCHMOYOHO

The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

I take no ownership of this 
Here is the original one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyMzul9JFWo

Sans Vs Freddy Rap Battle Original

Battle Bytes is a new series from UBERocity that is basically the One Minute Melee of rap battles. Two rappers, one verse each, any matchup goes.

MetalFire as Mr. Burns
Mancha as Mr. Freeze

Freeze:
This Pennyworthless prick is about to lose millions!
Spit it iller than this Stooge--I’m a chill supervillain!
When your assets are frozen I'll show this misanthrope
That when it comes to atoms he’s an Iced-otope!
I’m a Burn Freezer, and I’m owning you, geezer 
With a Christmas diss to piss off Ebenezer!
This monotoned bag of bones will get mono-railed
In this Feast for Crows you Snow I’ve prevailed!

Burns:
I’ve got an Ivy League win, I’m a power plant!
So I’ll expel you from a battle like Billionaire Camp!
Took shots from two babies and both times survived!
Don’t be surprised at my reaction to meltdown your wife!
You can’t find Asylum from C. M. the MC
And you’ll be frost bitten when the Hounds are released
So silence, Snow Miser, I’ll live on in Epochs!
Your weeping’s just why they call it cry-ogenics!

Mr. Burns vs Mr. Freeze. Battle Bytes #1

[Original Songs] - Undertale OST - Snowdin Town & DT8 Project - Winter
Artwork: http://hekro.deviantart.com/art/Dogsong-587065671

I've updated all bios of my OC's, so if you're interested in Space Pirates and murder you should definitely click this link to read more OvO http://sharaxofficial.tumblr.com/undertronic and the lyrics to this song are below!

[Lyrics]

You say I'm drifting, that "I'm lost in thought."
Just taking in the sights and wondering what lies under snow,
Not paying mind to time, no sense of rush,
With every step it's a reminder of,
Adventures unknown.

I see you run ahead and I don't mind,
Sometimes it's better if I walk this bridge alone,
far behind,
In case I stagger maybe pause too long,
and then the beauty's gone,
the birds are silenced, now.

"I know what you did,"
Just a bird, I say, "Go away."
"You can't live like this,"
"You're a coward, a fool, pretender."
Takes a moment perched, and then flies to another branch,
"You call this your home? Snowdin's no place for murderers so-

Tell me how you plan to solve this,
I could whisper all that's honest,
I should leave you out here alone,
Like the one you left long ago."

[Chronos 1:42]
"I know what you did,"
Just a bird, I say, "Go away."
"You can't live like this,"
"You're a coward, a fool, pretender."
Takes a moment perched, and then flies to another branch,
"You call this your home? Snowdin's no place for murderers so-

[Zephyr 1:59]
"I know what you did,"
Just a bird, I say, "Go away."
"You can't live like this,"
"You're a coward, a fool, pretender."
Takes a moment perched, and then flies to another branch,
"You call this your home? Snowdin's no place for murderers so-

[Zephyr 2:13]
Someone's calling,
voices talking,
lost among the ice,
it's falling.
Then there's silence,
No one saw this,
Cry for help
and drown in whiteness.

Can you keep a secret?
Try me.
Cowardice and fear's behind me,
Left it buried under blankets,
And it haunts me,
taints me,
breaks me.

[Chronos 3:04]
Someone's calling,
voices talking,
lost among the ice,
it's falling.
Then there's silence,
No one saw this,
Cry for help
and drown in whiteness.

Can you keep a secret?
Try me.
Cowardice and fear's behind me,
Left it buried under blankets,
And it haunts me,
taints me,
breaks me.

[Chronos & Zephyr 3:20 and 4:30]
Someone's calling,
voices talking,
lost among the ice,
it's falling.
Then there's silence,
No one saw this,
Cry for help
and drown in whiteness.

Can you keep a secret?
Try me.
Cowardice and fear's behind me,
Left it buried under blankets,
And it haunts me,
taints me,
breaks me.

[Undertale Remix] SharaX - Snowdin Winter (Chronos & Zephyr's Vocals)

shrock

Mancha as Alexander the Great
Eddie as Link

Alexander:
They sent A Link to the Past just to face Alexander?
You can’t Tri-force yourself to win against a commander
This elf will wish he hadn’t faced the King of Macedon
When I make this Dodongo swallow my rap bombs
I’m An-enemy, a god, I’ll shock ‘ya, Greece lightning!
My heritage divine divined I’m electrifying!
You think you’re a problem with the items you’ve got 
But excuuuuse me, princess. It’s simple, you’re Knot!

Link:
You’d think that “The Great” would live up to his name
But even a recorder leaves me more blown away
You can’t take down a Legend! When I Wind I’ll dethrone ya!
Go jump on your horse before I E-pwn-y’a
I Glee-rok shrock the roof with my Flame Rod rhymes, boy
Heat leaves you a fever: Ocarina of Typhoid 
I Master both Swords and Words when it’s my time to strike
Aristotle should’ve taught ya how to Hy-rule the mic


Battle Bytes

Alexander the Great vs Link. Battle Bytes #2

Artwork: http://galecoroco.deviantart.com/art/Hopes-and-Dreams-600780959

Hopes and Dreams isn't my favorite song in the soundtrack, but I did a thing for it anyway since I promised I would finish it. Dunno what I'm doing next, I'll have to tinker around with a few songs, but (looks at calendar) Halloween is a few months away. And if you don't know me, I have an obsession with Halloween - and Halloween songs - and remixing these wonderful Halloween songs ₍₍◝(°꒳°*)◜₎₎

Oh geez, Rewind still needs to be finished, much lolz to be seen today ~(‾▿‾)~

Oh oh, and Event Months are finally coming back.
September 1st - October 31st will be the Symphony of Sins.
Get ready cause Halloween is starting early.
This remixer is ready ~
For Spooky Scary Skeletons and Mystery Skulls, creepy Vocaloid song remixes & more. I think Dark Darker Yet Darker is returning for round 2 as well └|°ε°|┐

[Undertale Remix] SharaX - Hopes and Dreams Carnival

Happy Birthday to Seth!

Adam as Pringles
Seth as Monopoly

Pringles:
Here’s something to chew on, you affluent half-wit
Bite me, do me a flavor, and can it!
Sorry! Get a Clue, or you’ll Risk occupation
The Park Brothers don’t have a Place in Recreation
Collect two hundred reasons why I shouldn’t be nice
Popping caps like tops with just a roll of the dice
You put people to sleep, I own the snack food Monopoly!
No card will get you out of this ass kicking for free

Monopoly:
I’m getting board of this game, so you’re gonna get played
Since I’m more successful than when Cats was on Broadway
I’ve got stacks upon stacks of cash, but your snacks
Will take a topple and make like the stock markets: crash
Because my victory is like your loans would be, default
I can really taste the vinegar that’s paired with your salt
So get off of my property, you Newfangled Fuck!
Don’t take a Chance against me or you’ll Go straight to bankrupt


Julius Pringles vs Mr. Monopoly. Battle Bytes #3

This was originally gonna be the season 3 finale for ERBOC, but then it got scrapped because the battle started sounding pretty shit and I had a better idea for the finale. So yeah, please don't ask me to release this as an official battle, 'cause I won't.

(P.S. This is a mix of the recorded audio and the flow test)

Old CN:
Fel as Dexter
Zack as Bloo
Matteo as Lazlo
Anthony as Ed

Old Nick:
Zander as Invader Zim
Froggy as Doug
Justin as Rocko
Zander P as Tommy Pickles

New CN:
Vincent as Finn the Human
Frenzy as Mordecai
Fel as Gumball
Matthew as Steven

New Nick:
Stofferex as Spongebob
Anthony as Fanboy
Zander P as Harvey Beaks
Zack as Sanjay

Disney Channel:
Anthony as Phineas
Frenzy as Dipper
Matthew as Wander
Leafy as Star Butterfly

Discovery Family Channel:
Lilly Leaf as Twilight Sparkle
Kimblems as Dan
Limonaire as Zoe Trent
Froggy as Lucky

Funimation:
Stofferex as Monkey D. Luffy
Vanilla Voices as Naruto
Froggy/Metal as Yugi/Yami
Liam as Edward Elric

Boomerang:
Zander as Tom
MaNCHA as Papa Smurf
Stofferex as Scooby-Doo
Ivo as Fred Flintstone

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T2WMdRwoN0kgDazlR1bhd3_ALGzvWcvHG1UyMoXo0Fk/edit

Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon. SCRAPPED Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

Season 3 begins.

JacobSZ as Professor Utonium
Miss Shellah as Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum:
Stepping to royalty, have you taken Chemical Ecstasy?
I’ll ruin Samurai ‘Jack-off’’ like Craig McCracken’s legacy
Are your super Bratz with you? ‘Cuz if not- you better ring ‘em 
So they can witness disses sweeter than the entire Candy Kingdom 
You’re nutty, Professor; getting messed up by Bubblegum 
I made a whole species, I pack a Cinnamon Punch 
This specimen’s whack, yo: he lacks my rap Mojo 
I be bursting your Bubbles with mathematical flow (ohhh)

Professor Utonium: 
Sugar! Lines tasteful unlike your lemon Frankenstein 
Your stale plot’s like old gum, a real King’ll put it on Ice
Dropping rhythm and rhymes to simply Spice up this fight 
Cause on the mic, I’m anything but Everything Nice!
Mixing you up like your DNA ‘n’ you’re making me tired
Like all your countless attempts to sink your teeth into a Vampire 
You’re worn out, Bonnie. Looks like you’ve been chewed up
And seconds separated from always being “Too Young”
 
Princess Bubblegum:
Better than being a crusty Earl Grey with Lemon sourness
Who sends three little girls daily to get devoured, yes?
I’m pushing to my Goal-iad; a Blockhead’s resignation
Who’s even more of an accident than his own creations!

Professor Utonium:
Well unlike your freaks, mine were made to save the day!
Blossoming into responsibility, taking targets their way
You dominate your citizens, it’s no surprise they piked it
Girls, this is why you should never be Adventure two-Timing.

Beat by Kustom
Written by Fel, ChaoProductions, Legion, Skeep, Walk, Anthony


Princess Bubblegum vs Professor Utonium. Season 3, Wave 1

Artwork: http://d-han.tumblr.com/image/147542333797

I wanted to remix Bonetrousle again and decided to throw in the Luigi's Mansion melody o3o I might remix Megalovania again too, just gotta figure out what melody to mix in with it x3

[Undertale Remix] SharaX - Bonetrousle Mansion

Artwork: http://drytil.deviantart.com/art/Muffet-594001420
I was deciding what to remix for Halloween, so I wrote this in my spare time, because I didn't finish anything for Halloween o3o Idk what I'm doing, just having fun I suppose. Also might have been an excuse to remix something from Avicii. But I've got a few Halloween remixes I'm thinking about, so ye. 
(ノ・∀・)ノ

[Undertale Remix] SharaX - Spider Dance Levels

Gravity (produced by River Tiber & KAYTRANADA) at Red Bull studios Los Angeles for Red Bull Sound Select.

Remix produced by @Falcons.

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River Tiber - Gravity (Falcons Remix)

"Who are these people?" This is a battle I wrote for school, shortened down by a bit for the BB Format. (Original was 8844) Vignelli was a famous Modernist designer, being very strict with his designs and ideas, always following a grid. Duchamp was a Dadaist artist, meaning his work was wacky and not necessarily made for the eye but for the mind. I included a reference guide at the bottom.

Yobar as Duchamp
Mancha as Vignelli

Duchamp:
Make way for the Du-champion! En Avant Garde! 
I have Readymade rhymes, but I’m not indifferent to this blowhard!
I’ve never seen a man with such a fetish for a typeface!
You’re going down! Screwed, and descending a staircase!
Let’s talk about your wife, she’s a real Mona Lisa
Elle a chaud au cul, like my disses will leave ‘ya!
All your pieces look the same, it’s no wonder they’re flawed!
So I’ll leave you with one question... who's your Dada?

Vignelli:
It makes sense that a blockhead would call himself a Cubist
I heard your verse, now I’ll tell you what my post impression is
The best at a battle because I’m skilled when it comes to mock
-ups! You know I'll bring you Hell on the side of a box--AH
You’ve got me pissed, like your fountain, so I’ll flush it away
Man, you’re even more unpopular than my map of the Subway!
I’m a Helvetica veteran, you’re a mess of a man in a wrecked state 
Who’s a victim of chess, which will end in a checkmate

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1B7iYOK616Aq_GlGuAwRPegu56j0jXkii9Utb-1uDdc0/edit?usp=sharing

Massimo Vignelli vs Marcel Duchamp. Battle Bytes #4

Bienvenidos a la batalla #3 de Choque Lírico!, disfruten un duelo entre los dos chicos con poderes legados, Steven Universe, el chico de buen corazòn de la serie del mismo nombre e Izuku Midoriya, el aspirante a ser hèroe en el anime Boku No Hero Academia!

Letra:

Steven:
(BOOM), ¿oyes eso?; son las Steven Bombas que traigo al duelo
Tu Uno Para Todos no servirá contra mi escudo en este reto
Al igual que tu anime, lo único que harás será llorar y gritar
Izuk-umbirás con mis rimas, explotarás como Katsuki en este rap
Fusiono mi flow: será helado y caliente como si fuera Shouto
Escupo saliva, pero en vez de sanarte dejaré tu brazo roto
Me estoy elevando, la chica agradable no te salvará de caer 2 veces
Aún no eres Fuerte de Verdad, ¿Verdad?, fue inútil entrenar 10 meses

Izuku:
No te eches tantos aires si sólo Tumblr te conocía
Hoy te añadiría como “El Gohan Gordo” que contra Izuku perdía
De nuevo será Humano contra Roca, pues empezaste otra guerra
Este es El Día en que dejo a esta Gema debajo de la tierra
Te mandaré a la luna pero no con el León esta vez
No necesito una Rosquilla para poder hacerte caer
Tu banda de Gemas Horribles no podrás proteger, siendo un cristal falsificado
Sigo con 0 puntos, pero a este Clarence he dejado igual derrotado

Steven:
En esta Batalla te pongo a Prueba y no aprobarás
pues tus rimas son basura que ni Amatista guardará
Ganar en este duelo es algo que Deku No Podrá Hacer contra mi
El único Quirk que tienes es el de Garnet pues tu derrota veías venir

Izuku:
Quizá no haya nacido con Quirk pero no soy tan débil Como Tú
¿No aprobaré?, solo con un Smash en mi dedo harás Poof
Ni con todo tu Plus Ultra defensivo ganarás en este rap
Haré un hueco tan grande en tu gema que En Lo Profundo lo voy llamar

Gohan SSJ2:
Silencio par de sensibles, acaba de llegar el Super Saijayin
Venzo a Deku en el beat y al Tigre Millonario le gano en el ring
El baile de Vegeta no es tan ridículo al lado de ustedes dos
No tengo el pelo azul o rojo, pero en este track soy un Dios
Traigo el Kamehame-Rap, hasta Mr. Satan es un mejor rival
Trunks viene del futuro y él sabe que al final van a fracasar
No se los perdonaré, son unos insectos al igual que Cell
Quieren ser héroes, ¡pero nunca van a sobrepasar mi nivel!

Cast:
Xtrange como Steven Universe
TicciSparks87 como Izuku Midoriya
Franco Glass como Son Gohan

Escrito por Prayt, TicciSparks87, Franco Glass y Alienmadman
Beat by Kustom.
Mixeado por ASZ Producciones.

disfruten!

Steven Universe Vs Izuku Midoriya - Choque Lìrico #3

Skeep as Tattletail
JMB as Mama Tattletail
Atronach's Aura as Tatl
Eddiefrb as Tael


Tattletail
Play time for me! Big fun! Hide and seek!
‘Til me trap you in my eggs! Ah ah! No peeking!
Arguing? Stealing masks? Me know what you did…
This pair of Deku Scrubs will be left a pair of Skulls, kid!
Your Time’s running out even when me sing a Song
And you’ll go Clock Down if you don’t play along
Disses for you! Tattletail, that’s me!
No more Mama and no more fairies!

Tatl and Tael
You’re in Majora trouble, prepare for a brush with misery
Quickly Termina this baby and return to our trickery!
A treat? We’ve made an Oath to Order you to disengage
It’s your final day, you little son of a! Turn the page.
No pentagram could banish our fierce deity incarnate
Better get some rest, I’ve just made you my Zeeeee-target!
Can’t return this Furby cuz he just was built too cheap
So we’ll tattletale to Mama ‘bout how you won’t get your sleep

Tattletail vs Tatl & Tael. Battle Bytes #5

Letra:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BV9H7QmWv7Gjh86vwWpbxISshpRDiQ0wKQDRhPCWYZs/edit?usp=drivesdk


Beat por Kustom Beats

Red vs Blu - Ships Rap Battles

Letra:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qKv2sLjvUP4VENMf7bKLHjuTGZ7L5MApZ1JTFs-6jX0/edit?usp=drivesdk

Beat por Allrounda Beats

Steve vs Sackboy - Ships Rap Battles

Video won't be out today, sorry. I've had a lot on my plate and haven't even had time to do character art yet, so I'll try to finish that by the weekend :)

UnamusedDetective as Muffet
Mancha as Spiderman

Muffet:
Little Miss Muffet’s here to give you a hand
Inflict arach-nopho-bia to truly turn you into Batman
Sadly you weren't bitten by a rhyming spider
So I’m selling your movie rights to the highest buyer
We were offered a fortune for your headshots, although 
I feel Jameson would greatly appreciate your SOUL
I’ll serve you lyr-ic-a-lly and as a pastry, and then~
You can feel free to tell me how your Uncle has Ben~

Spiderman:
Once again, you’re a distraction just before the main event
Your eight-legged Sadie-Hawkins is a Dance I won’t attend
I’m New Home-coming in fast, but I don’t plan to spend
Since a measly bakestarter won’t help save your friends
Guess I’m too cold, Vriska, leave us both Amazed
You just curdled the mood! Lose to you? No whey!
Then along came a spider with raps made of fire 
And THWIPP! That frightened Miss Muffet Away!

Muffet vs Spiderman. Battle Bytes #9

This Battle Bytes was chosen by one of our Patrons! 

Mancha as Ed Elric
Adam as Ed

Elric: 
I’ll pick your salt-deprived brain in this equivalent exchange
I could build a human with the pennies you eke from your slaves!
You wrote the book on scams, but I took Youswell, so bring ‘em
Cuz you’re riding me so hard I’d call you Russell Tringham!
This Full Mental Dumbass’ schemes won’t cartoon net-work
And your attention span is even shorter than… my temper
Leave this dog weeping “ed… ward” when I'm on the attack
I’m glad my limbs are in limbo. I hope they hit you in the Cul-De-Sac
 
Ed: 
I docn’t need Double D to fight this Scooby Doo ghost
I’ll munch on your rhymes like … uhh …. BUTTERED TOAST!
You mastered Alchemy but can’t master lasagna?
This one might not rhyme but I am Armstronger!
Need an issue for your tissue? Leave your iron for golf!
You need- wait… You smell worse than Rolf!
Alchemy is fake news! At least my mom is not dead!
I would rather battle your brother Ed instead!
 
Elric:
Wait, what?

Edward Elric vs Ed. Battle Bytes #10

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

UnamusedDetective as Froslass
Mancha as Chandelure

Froslass:
I feel an Ominous Wind that’s not catching my frost draft
It seems these Polar opposites have finally crossed paths
About time you paid the Pryce for your murderous hot wrath
Hope you don’t froth and burn up at the sight of a Froslass!
I bet you wish your rhymes emitted such a bright shine
It doesn’t take degrees to make a Bose-Einstein
How exactly are victims supposed to Bond with their Destiny
If when trying to hold a candle, they get the death penalty?
All Hail to the belle who is Cloaked in the Snow mist
No way I’ll be bested by the ghost who has no fists!
Freeze where you’re flowing, pipes belong on snowmen
And I’ll leave you more broken than you are in Pokken!

Chandelure: 
Looks like a touchy dead woman could use some rekindling
It seems that Frozone is jealous of her Mega sibling
RU kidding me right now? Spikes are what makes you special?
You could get to the Snow-point if you just used your Temple
Try to spit Will-O-Wisp but your verse was not lit
Upon closer inspection - you’ll get burnt to a crisp
If I used Pain Split it would just heal you a bit
Because I’ve taken the offense while you haven't done shit!
Froslass is in last! I spit Inferno on the track!
You don’t know Jack Frost when it comes to lighting up this match! 
Warming up the earth more than generation five’s fodder
This lass can’t handle the heat even though the kitchen’s hotter

Froslass:
You’re treading on thin ice there.. Let me break it
I spit roasts to leave your Rawst Berry Incinerated
This ghost’s Lampspent after trying to stay cool
You’ll get extinguished by something as shallow as your movepool
I’m not letting my guard down due to a Chandelier
With his ability managed to infiltrate a lower tier
This kitchen fixture’s tricks have a ceiling you can’t hit
I’d tell you to hang yourself but it seems you beat me to it

Chandelure:
I can Sia are trying to swing with the Chandelier
This Sno-Runt’s facade fails without a Dawn Stone near
I’m known to cause fear, you’re only good for Powder Snow
And unlike your Avalanche, I’ve actually got flow
I’m spitting an Overheat felt through player’s screens
So i’m not threatened by a Blizzard from this Dairy Queen
I’ve been evaluating how much life force you’ll provide
There’s not much left for me - you’re already empty inside

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Froslass vs Chandelure. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #4

Hellboy: Titanium2108
Ghost Rider: MultiSuperVids

Hellboy:
I’m on the case to put skullface in his place
I didn’t realize you were still alive, I was expecting Reyes 
With that ugly mug? No one's gonna stare into your eyes
With the hand of Doom I wield, you’ve no chance to survive
My samaritans will show up, united we’ll confront this
Further vigilante whose murders just promote Injustice
Hate to Whip-crack it to ya, you're a useless numb-skull
You’re not worth my time, end this kid with two from my pistol

Ghost Rider:
Un Rama! The day of judgement is upon you, scum!
Your films? Forgettable. Your comics? Ineligible. Come get some.
I’m sorry to say that you missed me with your weeb fronting
Even with a penance stare, I did “Nazi” that coming
While I’m burning through sin, I can tell what your night is
Judging by how in handiness you’re so lopsided
Johnny’s 4/20 Blazing, you ain’t a Ghost of this Rider
Just another demonspawn engulfed in my hellfire!
 
*Hellboy puts out his cigar, lights it on Ghost Rider*

Hellboy:
Thanks for the light, is that the only real burn you’re shilling?
With lines so warped, no wonder the Avengers saw you as a villain
Now Johnny B. Good better back up till he Ketches his backup
When a royal king hits ya, even your sister won’t get you back up
Your dealings meant nothing when they came from Lucifer
I'm getting a third film, you're getting busted by the Punisher
Cuz, after this fight kid, your reputation's desecrated
Ruin you in this firefight, like opening a Cage did

Ghost Rider:
Let’s see if the Perlman can still stick in character
When my chains fracture his frail Excalibur
Not accepted as a child, nothing but an outsider
I’ll take your wife, Liz, she’ll be another ghost rider
Covered in fire, yet you still attempt to roast me?
You approach me, you mostly, will end up ghostly
Fire and brimstone leads to chargrilled bones, sadly
Because I'll send a Hellspawn back to his daddy

Spawn: (Different Beat)
Burn in Hell, demon kid, and it seems rider’s boned
Before this Monster in the Bubble puts you in the Dead Zone
Antiheroes? Please, I’ve seen greater nobility from Violator
Now you're just a Hero for Hire, no need to be Frank, Ryder
Leetha provides me with whatever I need to slaughter demons
This Ex-Force Recon is forcing retcons on these heathens
This red dead dread should tread lightly down this path
Or like the devil and God’s existence, I’ll banish your ass
Your raps have pissed me off, now I’ll show you an Endgame
With mutation I’m making your reputations a shame
Manipulate dimensions and stick you both in a tomb
When Hellboy’s done having fun with his right hand of doom
Ended gods and monsters, and many more that I’ve claimed
So I won't Terry in the affairs of those who I would’ve maimed
You could try your hardest but I’d just undergo a resurrection 
As far as I’m concerned, Scorpion’s a cleaned skull for my collection

Spawn: Stofferex

Written by: Written by Seth W, R the Writer, thelegion, DeanFalcon, TV rap battles, Dani Frias, Redkirby101ishere, Honeycombs 96, NSAGAJIWB

Hellboy VS Ghost Rider - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 7

Patron Battle Bytes suggested by Matthew Thomas!

Adam as Captain America
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe

Captain America:
Ten hut! It’s Captain Rogers! You need to shape up, chubby!
Don’t be a mic addict son, because winners don’t battle me
Born on the 4th of July, I’m like your Uncle Grandpa Sam
Cuz you’re in the dust my shield kicks up trying to be a Superman
Even with the home advantage beating me will be a real “Beach”
Cause you don’t have the funky flow to best me on the beats
So call me the Winner Soldier while you struggle with your Gem Glow
And prove that I’m the Star at a 50 to 1 ratio

Steven Universe:
Keep that S.H.I.E.L.D. away from me, I don't want a Civil War
‘Cause when it comes to saving the day, I'm the real super Star!
America struggling against the Universe? You’re about to take some damage
Falling apart harder than the Earth’s Flightiest team dynamic!
But the bonds between Gems are Diamond, they’re forever!
We’re protectors, aren’t you guys too aggressive to be Avengers?
Spit cold like Sapphire, make to sure leave this Cookie Cap on ice!
And lick a liar who went to leave behind the love of his life!

Captain America vs Steven Universe. Battle Bytes #13

Patron battle, from Creepswitch!

Mancha as the Engineer
Adam as Funky Kong
Beat by Kustom

Engineer:
Yee-haw, pardner, I come 2Forts bringin’ danger
Ya’ll be gettin’ no Rescue from this Texas Ranger
Making a fool of yourself with all your barrels of monkeys
Freshen up! Bet they named you after your smell, Funky!
This jungle Jag-off can’t get by takin’ shortcuts
Your brain’s full of shoddy ammo: you’re coconuts!
Got the Eureka Effect affecting lines I dispense here
Since we know Candy’s the one erecting your dispenser

Funky Kong:
It’s time for my Kong-Quest, keep the hat on, chrome dome!
Too many shots misfired with your Turret’s Syndrome
Gyrocopter, I’m fly, an’ my high records keep you floored
Dominating the second I surf in on the scoreboard!
You can barely count to three while I’m ridin’, hang ten!
The saying should go: you’re a mess of a Texan
You’re just a Flame Runner-up, blazing past you is a breeze
Even Blizzard went and left you in a Tropical Freeze!

Funky Kong vs Engineer. Battle Bytes #16

Patron battle funded by Kubby!

HyperJacob96 as Voltorb
Freshy Kanal as Polandball
Mancha as Pokedex

Voltorb:
I’m about to Discharge, spit sparks, and go wild!
An electric menace shocks Lithuania’s bastard child!
Need the net to Know Your Meme, I’m iconic anyday
Check the dex and see that I’m number one hundred, okay 
This MS Paint disgrace wants to rip off Hetalia’s crown
I’m a real Premier Baller when flipped upside down
If he lashes at me like Hungary, I won’t be having it
[Voltorb’s Static]! Poland can into paralysis!

Polandball:
Head back to Vermillion! You’re trashier than your gym!
Always so unstable you could blow up on a whim!
You’re uniconic! Even Genwunners forgot your face
So even Poland can diss into waste of space!
You’re Ground-ed, pokeball can’t compare to my comic!
Your evolution’s so useless it’s just a half-assed backflip!
And for all the trainers out there, here’s a tip when you explore
Keep a irritating sphere forsaken on the hideout’s floor

Voltorb vs Polandball. Battle Bytes #17

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

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Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

People were looking for a Download on Tumblr so here ya go. uvu.

Teen Titans is not mine o: keep your copyright away from me. 



Teen Titans Theme Split Earphones R-English L-Japanese

Lyrics (credits inside):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SHd9Fxfb0L-hOO3sVAwADkxiawB9QC8WVDYqpyldTAM/edit

Thanks for a great Season 1!!!

Uber Rap Battles of Fiction

The Beast vs Freddy Fazbear - URBoF #10

Bowsette
Before the opening dice roll it looks like this dame’s lost
I spawn more effective Wendy’s as a mid-game boss!
You’re uninspired, you only brought the heat with ghost pepper fries
While my fire makes a restaurant wish it had 99 lives
Too busy getting quarter pounded by more than Five Guys
And you’re being fresh with Dave since even 1969 
You want to really flip birds, don’t fish for likes when you’re postin’
Spewing nothing but tweets? Looks like I got a chicken roasted

Wendy 
Why do I need to serve this prick when Arby’s just did it for me
Been here almost fifty years and you’re not stealing any glory
This bad boss is more pauper, but like my Frosty’s I’m rich!
And I’m dominant, on top, you’re barely a Nintendo Switch!
I command millions worldwide, your rule’s more thirty-four-y
With freaks begging to be part of Bowsette’s Inside Story
Could fry you more comprehensive, but this kneeslapper is wrecked
You’re just a trend who’s fanbase can’t get your name correct

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Lucian Chen as Wendy
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Bowsette vs Wendy. Battle Bytes #23

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You Dont Need Me

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You Don't Need Me

Oswald:
This is what’s up schlock, you’re crude, rude, and hackneyed
I’ll be leaving you more broken than any device from ACME
Packed with box office bombs, yet you can't put up a fight
I’m the only one you know that can Jam in Black n’ White! 
Reverting your buddies to infants? What the heck are you doing? 
That’s the reason you never usurped Roger Rabbit’s movie
You and your whole gang of friends must be Loonatics
To think the kids would ever pick this hack who’s just a bag of Trix!

Bugs Bunny:
A Disney weject tries to diss me? Now this is Epic, Mickey
When the Brothers saw your gang there’s no wonder they went with me
Go back to hiding in the shadows, stick to colorless plots
Toon you out and find you’re not worth your wittle ink blots
Universal-ly I’m the main course, you’re stuck to the side
By emulating your creator and staying fwozen in time!
No luck can help you here, cuz Walt left you abandoned 
Weduced to cameos - Oswald the Cucky Wabbit!

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Eddiefrb as Oswald

Muffet vs Spiderman. Battle Bytes #9

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