Sonic:
Just look at our order, you’re already in last!
Gageler got elected? We gotta go. Fast.
You’re a faker with no speed, seriously, get some speed
You could take a lesson from Tails, and he’s the color of pee
You’ll soon be dead like Maria, and then you’ll be gone!
HOLLYWOOD LEGEND BEATS DOT COM
You’re like the sonic thot - you’re not very very cool
Teachers should be armed with your video game during school

Shadow:
Hello yes I’d like some onion rings and a slushie
Could you put some extra whipped cream on that for me?
Shit, the price was 99 cents
Now I don’t even have enough to pay the rent
VICTORY ROYALE! bro, pass the Mountain Dew! . 
Live action? I can’t believe what you’ve Para-mounted to
Now where’s that FUCKIN Chaos Emerald, dummy
I think the modern simpsons is legitimately funny

Super Sonic:
NOW I’LL SHOW YOU! I’ve got the cash
It’s time now for the 900th rehash!
Sonic’s the game, speed’s my name
I have dyslexia, you’re about to get nae-naed
All I need is weed to smoke ya
You call yourself Shadow? More like the toker
Obama called, he said you’re a goon
Hey I guess at least I didnt PISS ON THE MOON

Super Shadow:
Hey Sonic, something came in the mail for you today.
Can you Sonic-CDeez nuts? What are you, gay?
Call me Omega because I have no emotions
Call me Eggman because I just lied about my emotions
Call me Jet the Hawk because I’m green with envy
Call me the Shadow The Edgehog, fucking end me
Call me Sonic because I would never hang out with Amy
You will never get a girlfriend, so Call Me Maybe

Silver:
Do not, stop in place during a loop de loop
Do not, mash A during a loading screen
Do not, ever play this giant piece of poop
I’d rather play Eggman’s Mean Bean Machine
I don’t think even our fanbase could quench your thirst
You two should be named Silver, I’m the one in first
Shadow your game sucks, just a sheet of muck!
Sonic you said it yourself, Shadow’s just a cuck
Swallow some Tide Pods: time to do laundry, suckers
Separate the sonic whites from the sonic colors
Sonic I know why it looks like you’re out of the loop 
You have to be male to be in the Blue Man Group!

Sonichu:
You may have thought you were alone, but get a Pika this
I'll leave sonic flat and red like his sneakas, bitch
It’s a trial by thunder and you’re getting shocked
Ripping your server apart, block by block
Silver your name’s synonymous with crap
Since your performance is over - you just got the clap
Unlike kissing girls, fighting me is bad for Sonic’s health
I hope I’m not too To-biased when I say: you just blue yourself

Coldsteel:
Heh… Nothing personnel, kid.
It’s the final battel I’m fucken killing this little stupid maggot
Sonichu, everyone knows you're a fucking scammer *ring noise*
That's your hoe calling me from two different phones
I got one for the bros.. and the other one for the blows
I lost my ear in battle so please leave me the fuck alone
Turned Sonic to a ghost. he’s not scary. THE MOST
Shadow I made your chick go batty, her purple’s pretty cool
Fuck Adam….? NO FUCK POOL
Spitting fire like I’m Blaze, I’m amazed you could catch up to me 
Earrings aren’t girly, khaoskid663
I’m just an emo boy, nothing but pain in my core
Copyright blood_skull_boi84!

Mancha as Sonic
Jacob G as Shadow
Adam as Silver
Kamren as Sonichu
Hippie Rat as Coldsteel

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Sonic vs Shadow. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #4

Red Hood:
Stepping up against this wannabe hack n’ slasher
But here you’re getting played, call it Castle Crashers
You’re completely insane, but what can I really say
for an idiot who got knocked out by a paper plane?
Through all of my training, nothing will ever be enough
But I’m not scared of a scrub who took supplements to get buff
This is Code Red! I’ll Hush you. Don’t try to fight the best
Unless you wanna end up like that skull on your chest!

Punisher:
Hrm, I thought you’d know a bit more about dropping bars
You and that Power Ranger mask aren’t gettin’ very far
Take this low-budget Deadpool down, my guns are locked and loaded
Droppin’ bombs that impact you even more than that explosion
You could never hassle the ways Castle could
Send this Little Red Riding Hood back outta the woods
Why you’re here? You know it really makes my head itch
‘Cause boy, I’ve been known to take down a red bitch

Red Hood:
You know, you’ll probably thank me when I take your life
Then you’d be having a reunion with your children and wife

Punisher:
I’m hearing these words, yet I’m barely diminished
and I won’t need to phone in my lines to have you finished

Red Hood:
From what I can tell, you’re not aiming very sharply
As your rhymes are crappier than that crossover with Archie!

Punisher:
You’re the fan poll that nobody liked, Jason
How could an overzealous todd-ler have replaced Dick Grayson?

Red Hood:
Quite Frank-ly, I'm done with this revenge-bent prick
Since he dealt enough punishment with his terrible flicks
It’s kinda looking like the end of the line
and this time you won’t come back as some angsty Frankenstein

Punisher:
Kid, your whole defying death has caused enough Injustice
A war on your Knight surely won’t be left bloodless
‘Cause when it comes to law, sometime’s you’ve gotta say screw it
I’d give you proper punishment, but Joker beat me to it

Seth as Red Hood
Light as The Punisher

Coverart by Fightmarker

Written by: Seth, Dragonsblood23, B-Lo Lorbes, Elvis Goop, Stofferex, Matthew Thomas, VRISKA, MythicalKiwi, Honeycombs96, Redkirby101ishere

Red Hood VS The Punisher - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 9

Danganronpa VS Dreamworks

THE BOSS BABY CALLS ME AND THREATENS TO MURDER A CHILD AT 3 AM??? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

UnamusedDetective as Monaca Towa
swizkii as The Boss Baby

Monaca Towa:
Monaca is on the mic to force this toddler to retire
You’ll be deprived of Hope quick when this mage spits some fire
With such a god-awful film, I think it’s time for you to own up
I hate this pitiful child even more than I do grown-ups!
So this smart-Alec really thinks that he can front me?
You’ll find my Monokuma bots much deadlier than some puppies
You’ll never take the win with all your baby babblin'
But I will! Cuz’ if Monaca wants it, it happens!

The Boss Baby:
A mini-Junko was able to Towa verse? I can’t believe this
But I’ll still walk over your flows, as I am Baby Jesus
Your future’s looking Kuro-kuma, and your business stopped its stride
Looks to me like you should follow through on your thoughts of suicide
What you spit makes you more brainless than the Monokuma Kids
Thinking you’ll win? Seems your imagination’s more active than Tim’s
It’s wise to give up on this battle just like you did with Despair
‘Cause once I’m done with you, you’ll actually need a wheelchair

Monaca Towa:
You’ve got cookie-cutter lines, how do you expect them to hurt?
I've suffered way worse abuse than your lackluster verse
It's the head of homeroom running rampant with her schemes
Against a Dreamworks Benjamin Button Bald-losing meme!

The Boss Baby:
When a neglected sadist rapist somehow rises the ranks
It becomes clear that your birth was the worst April Fool’s prank
You just make people irate, showered in your fandom’s hate
So I’ll send you off back to space to suffer your headmaster’s fate

Written by Vivian and R the Writer
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Dani Frias

Monaca Towa VS The Boss Baby | RAP BATTLE!

Ace Attorney VS Danganronpa

big chungus ooh na na i am a meme of fat byakuya ooh na na

Adam as Bobby Fulbright?/The Phantom
Light as ByakuyaTogami?/Ultimate Imposter

Bobby Fulbright?:
Bobby will bring Justice For All once I tear apart this dope
I’ve a Fulbright future ahead! No need for me to Probe for Hope
Cykes yourself up for the trial because you’re my newest scapegoat
And with the court on my side there’ll be no Turnabout for Tomorrow
My disguises are impeccable! Yours just make people look hideous
They’d fail if your game wasn’t filled with amnesiacs and idiots
This pig gets skewered and that’s it! He’s nothing of use to his roster
But it’s clear now. In rap you’re just the Ultimate Imposter

Byakuya Togami?:
This brat wants to Showdown? Then it’s time for my Rebuttal
How will your organization feel when I destroy you in this scuffle?
At least I know who I am, you’ve got no clue about your past
Stuck in an endless cycle where you just Mask DeMasque
Say I’m useless? UR-1 to talk, you best recheck your data
As I actually helped people, you mimicked Justice Komaeda
You think you’ll be proclaimed Not Guilty after that generic verse?
Please! This spy’s so bland that even Chiaki has more character

The Phantom:
Call me bland? Your character growth comes from sub-par anime
While I’m known for dropping bombs, you’re known for clearing out buffets
Obsessed with keeping yourself safe, yet you still contested me
You’ve failed in this bout, as that’s your Singular Destiny!

Ultimate Imposter:
You like things blowing up, huh? Well here’s the bombshell
This nobody’s lost in the endless abyss that is themself
You’ve broken down on the track, winning’s too much for you to fathom
Now I’ve shot you down with rhyme, leaving you but a Phantom

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Tristan
Cover Art by Nekomancer

The Phantom VS Ultimate Imposter | RAP BATTLE!

Freshy Kanal as Doctor Eggman
Adam as Mojo Jojo

Eggman
They’re making me fight this simian? I wanna beat Winston!
But focus on your diction, your bouts of repetition
My series reboots werent as much of a let down
Chim-pansy’s more of a Blossom? That checks out!
Hey Mo-jo, your brain’s ex-posed!
I can see how small it is when I’m up close!
It proves you’re under me in IQ and when I’m through
You’ll just wish for the Sonic Forces to be with you

Mojo Jojo
Mojo will be the victor, the winner will be me!
All those machines yet animals still leave you beat?
The city of Townsville’s all aware of my fame
Half the time I don’t know if I’m calling you the right name
You're playing Chaos Bejeweled while I'm polishing my verses
Flip the script tomake you the one screaming “CURSES!”
Useless twitter announcements? By now I should expect it 
I'm already used to frying eggs like you for breakfast!

Battle Bytes

Doctor Eggman vs Mojo Jojo. Battle Bytes #29

Mancha as King Candy
Dusk as Phantom Virus

King Candy 
I’ve dismissed glitches before, this time I won’t be the one losing 
While you failed to be spooky, Snickering through your whole movie 
Leading with Zombie Island and then this is the kinda crap you do?
I'd rather throw hands with both Flim Flam and Scrappy Doo!
Slapdash mishaps at hiding Snax in boardwalk attractions
Is that repulsive laugh a stab to walk all your critic's reactions?
Inject and infect your game like I was your players’ PEDs
But I won’t strike out to Sword Art Online direct-to-DVD 

Virus
Let’s play ball! No rain delay but I’ll still keep it short
You could ask Cars and learn NASCAR’s barely even a real sport
Brush your teeth, your candy bars left you deteriorating
You can’t handle the Ruth that I’m Babe, you’re Baby
Aint too hard to rip off Candy Crush and Mario Kart
Went for Sweet Tooth but got sucrose and yet so far
You’ll get your just desserts when we unmask this hack
And I go Turbo to make sure both your kart and game crash

King Candy vs Phantom Virus. Battle Bytes #30

Mancha as Count Olaf
Hippie Rat as Pennywise

Count Olaf:
So you’re the being stalking the night,
Shifting form through the greatest frights?
I must say, that’s some pretty weak lore,
I’ve heard It occur several times before!
You claim to know exactly what makes my blood curdle,
At least I’m not scared of a giant space turtle!
I’ll severely damage you.
A phrase which here means “have Its ass handed to.”
Then by the time that the next generation
finds a way to get to knowing ya,
We've gone and lost the larger portion 
Of all the waning xenophobia
And as I Carrey this song you'll forfeit on account
of the unfortunate events brought on by the Count
So when the public fear that remains is down,
You can find me fine dining at The Anxious Clown

Pennywise:
I can't tell if that verse was supposed to be a joke
Mycelia, I've got a good one to make you choke!
What did the playwright say to the clown in the first act?
Sorry Olaf, but that's a rap! Wa-HA! 
People ask why the adults underwhelm
and refuse to give these kids some help
It's 'cause in your world, they're stupid
But in Derry's where they're scared as hell!
So who's that who's slippin while dissin' omnipotent
Villainous, Farcical, Dimwitted idots
stuck to being ambiguous like The Thing
It's the Count! It's the Count! He should kneel before the king!
You haven’t any Very Fire Diss in your arsenal,
I bring a whole new meaning to “Carnivorous Carnival.”
I can turn into the Wolfman, Mummy, Nosferatu,
You’re out shopping for a dollar store costume

Olaf:
Rooted in bitterness, horseradish horseshit
Reeks of the eighties, no matter how "in" It is
And I guess that’s why you were so easy to mess with,
I’ve seen Stranger Things trending on Netflix!
It thrusts Its fists! (Fists!) But It lands no hits! (Hits!)
Your story’s kitsch! (Kitsch!) And I’m not scared of It!
Look away, look away, I've no patience for games!
There’s a will, there’s a way! It will die today!

Pennywise:
You promise others their greatest desires, then
burn them with fire, you lie through your teeth
Think fear’s mediocre? The words of The Joker:
"Get a load of me!"
You're afraid of failure, your schemes losin' dominance
most of all of adults with a modicum of competence
Quake at the gaze of your formidible ghoul!
I may be a clown, but don't take me for a fool
You're no mastermind, just a minor annoyance
The leeches won't mind who they find most bouyant
Villain Flees Death, but by how it's wrote
in the prose that's not how the story goes

Count Olaf vs Pennywise. Battle Bytes #31

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wDrBfxrK-k4o0ziJW2EAolhCJu9Wgilx1_utOxrJKUg/edit
Eric the Audible as TV Man
MetaMachine as Florida Man
Written by MetaMachine
Mixed by Dani Frias
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail and art by underscores
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Green Underdogs"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

TV Man vs. Florida Man

Oh yeah we going to space for this one
Mancha as Sinistar
King Mewtwo as Ego the Living Planet
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dani Frias 
Written by Trakked, Kamren, ColeDaCole and WDRB

Battle:

Sinistar:
Beware coward, this small villain will fall victim to my hunger 
I’ll throw Sini-bombs at this planetoid; lightyears asunder!
You better Run Run Run! Not even your Alter-Ego can stop me
For my Eternal power shall destroy this puny planet's Galaxy 
It’s a travesty that such a being couldn’t be a strong foe
Beat by a space pirate? That’s what I’d call a fragile Ego
You're a sick minded fraud, went out a Boomer like your status
Not even glitches could rebirth since you've already turned to ashes

Ego:
Tried to scare in the 80’s, yet even with that, computer,
You’re the “star” of a forgotten game; an unoriginal space shooter
If a spacecraft can beat you, then you’ll revel to my power,
Decimated into decimals, never played beyond an hour

Sinistar:
Beware, I live!; And you claim my game is infamous?
I may be the metal boss, but you’re sure picking up rust!
I’ll bust into your core, before you dare fathom to wreck this,
How come you try to take risks when I eat planets for breakfast? 

Ego:
You're just an underpowered entity, a frail-minded Galactus
So I'll trash this scrap metal; I could destroy you with magnets!
Barely shoddy, with my Anti-Bodies swarming 'round this virus,
Deleting all weak-shelled copies of this pathetic bot who’s mindless
Your claim to fame's only a game, while my legacy evolves
No glitches can save you, watch you while all of your lives dissolve
A win trapped in Imaginationland; this pathetic feud is over
And it concludes with me having this star meet a supernova

Sinistar vs Ego - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #12

Booster Gold: Seth
Skeets: Raichous
Kang the Conqueror: Titanium1208
Written by: Jenni No Mercy, Titanium1208, Seth W, Freshy Kanal, Jay

Cover art by Fightmarker

Not to worry citizens, I’m faced off with a loser
Who should know to Conquer the Gold, you’re gonna need a Booster!
With rhymes so bright, I gotta keep my shades on
Skeets:
This Kang looks as if he was coloured in with crayons
Booster:
Skeets, give me the rundown (His skill is non-existant)
No wonder this “tyrant” asks his enemies for assistance (True!)
Namesake richer than Richards, the decay of decades bent to me
But you should know it, (coming from the 31st century)
You have no rapping room, you LEGO headed goon
Your entire schtick’s ripped off from Doctor Doom
And here I was, thinking that my buddy Ted was the blue bug
Steer clear of the Scarlet, head back to the Fuchsia

Kang: 
In these strange circumstances, it's hard for me to swallow
That I’m challenged by a foolish Time-Warping Johnny Bravo!
I’m taking over whole worlds, expanding my dominion
You’re draped in blue with yellow too, and goggles, you’re a Minion!
Now, your pure jock stupidity does have me intrigued
of how a moron could shoe horn his way into the Justice League
With a mind of my intellect, there's no way to compete
Of course your rhymes are shit when you’re relying on Skeets!
This confidence of yours in spitting syllables is absurd
When your name was created from you stumbling over words
Always chasing fame, jumping round from squad to squad
I’m winning this gamble, don’t you go fixing the odds

Booster:
I couldn’t lose this one on purpose even if I wanted ta’
You’re falling faster than you were Fantastic floored as Rama-Tut
You wanna talk jumping? Let’s have a look at you
Kang is hopping timelines like a bloody Kangaroo! (Croikey!)
And y’know what gets me more than your death in Secret Wars?
This dude took his own life tryna measure dicks with Thor (Ooh!)
I thought my ego was big, (but you are forever thirsty)
I’ll talk to your council and find a Kang more worthy!
Though almost every other version too deserves to be trashed
Cause you went and screwed up time even worse than the Flash (Burn!)
How am I supposed to be convinced that you’re trying
When you can’t take over planets unless they’re already dying?

Kang:
Was that a script for your commercial? It lacked charm.
The realest thing about you is a robotic arm
No matter the timeline, you fail at every moment
I'm inspired! Every single thing you've earned you’ve stolen!
Never has a tale or story left me more bored
Than that buddy-cop gimmick you’ve been spinning with Kord
You suck the life and fun away from all that you’ve controlled
You’re no Supernova - only a black hole!
Making deals with Monarch just to stop your feeling feeble
Yet you turn to me and preach that I’m the one who’s evil?
Your disses were all missing as if written by your father
Bitch - I Kang. I saw. I conquered.

Booster Gold VS Kang the Conqueror - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 11

LYRICS

Sam:
Sam I am. Going ham on an entity envious of Halloween 
Horror genre's fruit cake's true fate's in what the rules state. How many you following?
You should go back to Christmas shopping if you think bells are good toys and gifts
Checking your candy is quite handy, ‘cause you never know when I bring poison spit
When you're told to pass out to children, you’re leaving them unconscious 
A holiday slayer, odds stacked in my favor. You can call me See-Samhain
Leave the Lanterns' candles alone? Krampus can't learn to not blow
Comedy’s stopped when I throttle your throat, so send Santa your final words with your bones

Krampus:
Gruss… Vom… Krampus
Hopping out of the bag, it’s a battle transformed into madness
Tonight I’ll be having a feast when I steal the pumpkin off of this cabbage patch kid
A legend to the Alps, it’s clear Sam’s trickery couldn’t stand to my status
When a pumpkin’s spilling his guts
The only thing you’re spitting is blood
Give you a new mask as you’re thrown under the bus
Defending pumpkins, but I thought that you’d light a matchstick
So make like the children and drown in my flow
You’re playing a devil’s game when you rap against satanic Santa, I’m a literal G.O.A.T.
Bit off Myers and spit out the sequel ‘cause Michael couldn’t get enough dough 
Even I couldn’t fit your entire plot into a snow globe!
I always land fire with hooks, so Sam better ring up the jingle bells
Before you turn into the second child I’ve thrown into the seventh ring of hell!

Sam:
I don’t even know who you’re trying to entertain, uhhhh, el chupacabra?
You’re spitting so much filler, no wonder this sweet tooth’s against lockjaw
And saying I mired Myers? You couldn’t compare to the Mars Bars that I spit
I’ll choke out a goat and throw him down the smokestack ‘cause I always keep the fire lit
You’re a stocking stuffer of a movie, I leave blocks busted when I move in
Best be handing out treats when I land on the beat, ‘cause your mouth won’t be the only thing drooping!
Now I might not be on the nice list, but it’s pretty apparent
That my letters weren’t intended to capture a child’s parents!
You just gotta say my name to realize that Sam wins against Krampus
It’s sad, man, you couldn’t give scares when you slid down a chimney and left a living room as smashed bits
So I’ll break your chains and change your fate as you inflate my rage
More than any Macy’s Day Parade, try staying safe once this fake’s filleted on my razor blade

Krampus:
Can’t attack back with your wack raps, you bit off me like a lollipop 
So I’ll knapsack this damn track and stuff a Jack O’Lantern in a box
Spying on girls in the dressing room, too bad you couldn’t find a better way to dress
Looking like Sans in a scarecrow outfit, you’d get on the naughty list for your fashion sense
I knapsack your Patch of Sour Kids, you’re next to be slaughtered
Now your comics can join the other children, soaked in water without honor

CREDITS

Freshy Kanal as Krampus
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal
Snakebite126 as Sam
https://soundcloud.com/snakebite126

Written by Rabi, B O R K, and Snakebite126
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Ihaski
Art by Blast03
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcw9SUYw-GI8RkYyYA1djVQ
Thumbnail by Rabi

Count Olaf vs Pennywise. Battle Bytes #31

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