Have you ever had an opinion but are worried it will get you canceled? Max and Daniel aren’t so that’s why they started a podcast. Join us each week as we discuss everything that the rainbow light touches, whether it’s Daniel's latest read, Max’ latest recipe, or just the latest binge watch.

We’re the podcast that attempts to break down culture with all the elegance of two Coastal Grandmas. But in truth we’re just a couple of Bitches With Beards!

Bitches With Beards: The Podcast

Series Trailer

It’s our premier episode and we’re straight(ish) out of the gate with the hard hitting topics. Max explains why it’s as if he never said goodbye, mainly because he spends ten minutes discussing his latest theater trip. Finally getting a word in edgeways Daniel asks the question, can the winner take it all if they’re not in the room. Then together they take on the one subject that can get them canceled before they’ve even begun. Cheers!

Episode 1: I Hope This Doesn’t Become A Story

It’s Super Bowl week and, in a shocking twist, Daniel and Max have an opinion. Daniel breaks down Rihanna’s outfit in such a way you’ll never look at sleeping bags the same again. Inspired by all this glamor Max explains his foolproof plan to transition from Midwestern Mom to Coastal Grandma. Then together the pair host an impromptu awards ceremony to celebrate capitalism, but just who slaps who?  Cheers!

Episode 2: Superb Owl, the Unsung Hero of Capitalism

We’re back with a super-endowed third episode! Don’t forget to stretch because THIS…PODCAST…HAS…EVERYTHING! Max debates whether if critics can shit in the face of art, can art shit in the face of critics? Inspired by the Superb Owl Daniel gives us some good news from the world of sport. Then together they temporarily give up their dreams of being Coastal Grandmas and try out DC’s latest venue, Bunker. Cheers!

Episode 3: It’s Poppers O’Clock Under the Vauxhall Arches

It’s a brand new episode of the only podcast that smells like mother’s kisses. Daniel’s dating life continues to sound like a Sondheim song and judge(ing) is definitely on the menu. Max thinks he’s finally found the lesbian folk version of Monster Mash he’s been searching for. The Bitches then discuss the situation surrounding drag queens and keep the debate balanced… so long as you agree with everything they say.  Cheers!

Episode 4: Read and be Educated

It’s Pride weekend in Washington DC and the Bitches have been painting the town all the colors of the rainbow. Daniel clarifies that he only deals with bears in his personal life. Max is a little too excited to see the Lockheed Martin float. Then stay tuned until the very end to hear the Coastal Grandma’s doing their best Hoda Kotb during the parade. Happy Pride and Cheers!

Episode 18: Drinking Franzia on Pride Sunday… Choices!

Bitches With Beards