Tune in for an auditory joyride across the galaxy with Captn' Nuco's Intergalactic Pirate Radio! This renegade transmission beams out a motley playlist of interstellar hits and underground anthems plundered from the most obscure outposts.

Whether it's searing Romulan dance grooves, primal Klingon war chants, or fresh Dom-Jot rap bangers, every track is introduced through the unfiltered banter of crusty pirate DJ Captn' Nuco and his boisterous sidekick Charlie.

From start to finish, this album captures the free-wheeling spirit of a pirate broadcast defiantly evading authority to share illicit frequencies with devoted listeners across the cosmos. An eclectic, anarchic, and utterly unique auditory experience!

Intergalactic Pirate Radio

"The Theme from the Halls of Sto'vo'Kor  "General Chang's rise to power and fall was the best Season hooks down. The only reason I had QuarkMax for so long!" - Capt' Nuco

The Halls of Sto'vo'kor, Chang (Klingon)

"Slop Jazz, oh great bird what a wild universe." - Nuco

Lyrics
Verse 1
Ski-bidi-bi-bu-boop-boop, my heart skips a beat

When your fungus-faced mug comes waltzing down the street
I turn off the lights to spare my eyes the sight

Of that wrinkly targ-nose shining so bright

Verse 2
That grinning maw could stop a supernova dead

With teeth so twisted, yellow and spread
But when the moonlight gleams in those beady eyes
I see fireworks more dazzling than Risian skies
Verse 3
Stibbiti-stu-doo
Stomping along with the grace of a drunken targ
Everyone scatters, afraid you'll leave warts

That's why I stick by your side through the jeers

Maybe someday your beauty will level atmospheres
[solo]

Bridge
That wheezy laugh could shatter Kahless's sword

But to my ears it's music, every snorting chord
Your voice smoother thanbal'mahk from honey springs
Yet your driving's so reckless, it gave me whiplash (and other things)
Verse 4
Ski-dil-dil-boop-dum-you-so-so-dum-ski-bidi-boom-bum

I wouldn't feed you at my mess hall, are you mad?

You'd scare the warriors back to the Klingon forbears they had

A face so blighted, even a Founder would grimace
Yet bizarrely, backwards species still find you...have grace?
Verse 5
That acid-tongued wit could dissolve tertiary umbilicals for sure

But your clothing sense was assimilated by the Borg, I'm pure!

Those horizontal ridges really bring out your...vertical smile

While your figure's so amorphous, it defies all geometric style

A Heart's Rhythmic Burn: A Slop Jazz mosaic

Interstellar Outlaw

For the Forefathers! only in the original Klingon! Qapla' !! - Captn'

Verse:
Hub chetvI' jIQamlIj, Qaw'vIngan jIjwI' 
naHmey qech tIq, 'oy' tonglIj je vIqom
mInDu'DajDaq puqnISmo', puq'eghrup naDqu'  
'ach tlhIngan wamwI'pu' wIjchugh, puchpa'qu'

Chorus:
naDQa' Khaless ramey'rup
batlh'e' mach, batlh'e' 'unchugh  
'orIyon porI'ngan, vIvIghachmajqu'
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan

(ghuHmoH 'ej SIrmoH)

Verse:  
'orIyon porI'ngan, chol 'ej ghojmoH 
mu'qIj mungl'IjDu'DajDaq, mujpa'munqu'wIjqu'
batlh'e' vImach, mIqpu'qu'  
'ej pIrIq'e' vIqambejQo', batlh ghoghqu'

Chorus:
naDQa' Khaless ramey'rup  
batlh'e' mach, batlh'e' 'unchugh
'orIyon porI'ngan, vIvIghachmajqu' 
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan

(ghuHmoH)

(SIrmoH)

Verse:  
'ach paghled bej, mup 'ej nuj
mI'pu'ghach, HIjmeH je'  
'ach leghbIj, tlhIngan vIghaj'a'
muv'obwI' je, batlh vIHar majpu'

Chorus: 
batlh rav ghoQtanlu'rup, ghInjaj ram 
Khaless lupu' 'ej Sup, cha' maj raD
tlhIngan Hey'qu', cha' Daq munHa'qu'
T'Kuvma' ramey mup, cha' chel 'aw' 

Verse:
betleh 'ej batlh 'ejyo', cha' ghoghvoq  
woQqar 'ej Hub burr Hoch, tlhIngan Dun  
romulusngan 'ej 'olnaranmey, choquvmoH  
'ach batlh choquvrup, ramey'e' majnen!

(Solo)

Chorus:
naDQa' Khaless ramey'rup  
batlh'e' mach, batlh'e' 'unchugh
loQ mI'ravqo', vIvIghachmajqu'  
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan

(tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup)
(tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup)
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup...

Verse:
Sup 'ej nISchugh ghubDu', cha' ramey QIr 
tIr poQmey je pawIjDaq, Hub jIHvaD
HomchughHa' 'ej bo'rI'ngan, chuchwIj ram  
tlhIngan batlh ghoStan, loQ muHIvqu'choHQo'

Bridge:  
Hub 'ej Hub rInmey, chetvI' cha' yo'bej
ghawran potlhmeymaj So'nI' 'ej batlh QIr
chetvI', batlhrameypu' 'ay', lupnIS QIr  
batlh ram, Qun vI'Ip cha' naj

'ach tlhInganpu' puchqu'wIj ram   
chetvI' muHIvmoHwI' SubyIr  
tlhIngan wo' ramey, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan  
larhpIn 'e' ghIH, loQ puchtachchugh

Chorus:
naDQa' Qalh Khaless ramey'rup
batlhramey'rup, 'ej loQmI' vIHarmajpu'  
batlh'e' mach, batlh'e' 'unchugh  
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan

Klingon Fury - Galactic Onslaught (Klingon)

Lyrics
[Verse]
In the depths of space, where chaos reigns,
Nausicaans prowl, in search of gains.
Their blades are sharp, their hearts are cold,
But we, Klingon warriors, stand bold.

Chorus:
For we are the sons of Kahless,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against the Orion pirates, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end.
(Guitar and drum Solo)

(verse)
Orion pirates, with treachery and deceit,
But their cunning ways, we'll never defeat.
We'll meet them in battle, face to face,
And send them fleeing, in disgrace.

(Chorus)
For we are the sons of Kahless,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against the Orion pirates, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end

(verse)
And then there are the Pakleds, foolish and slow,
Their feeble minds, a pitiful show.
But even they, in their ignorance,
Cannot escape the Klingon vengeance.

Chorus:
We rise with the fury of a thousand suns,
Kahless' spirit in our veins, it runs.
Through the galaxy, our warcries extend,
For T'Kuvma's legacy, we will defend.

[verse]
With bat'leth in hand, and fire in our eyes,
We'll conquer the stars, under Klingon skies!
Romulan and Federation, they dare oppose,
But we'll show them our might, as our legacy grows!

(solo)

[Chorus]
For we are the sons of Kah'less,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against all foes, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end

(For the glory of the Empire) 
(For the glory of the Empire) 
For the glory of the Empire...
(verse)

[Bridge]
Through stardust and void, our battle hymns pierce,
Their echoes resounding, the universe hears.
Let cowards and conquerors alike be aware,
The Klingon Empire's wrath, none can compare.

(Verse)
Betwixt the stars, our enemies hide,
But in cloaked ships, we'll hunt them far and wide.
Their fate is sealed, the end is near,
Klingon courage is what they'll fear.

(Bridge)
Empire's might, through the cosmos it spreads,
A saga of blood, for which history treads.

In the void, the battle's roar
Thirst for conquest sparks the war
Our cries echo through darkened space
With a lust for victory, we brace

[Chorus]
We are the sons, the sons of Kah'less
Our wrath, unleashed, our foes confess

Symphany of the Fallen

Klingon Fury - Galactic Onslaught

[verse]
In stars (in stars)
In void (in void)
In battle's roar (the roar)
[Chorus]
Victory is life! (life!, life!)
It's what we're bred to believe (believe, believe)
Clone-born warriors, rise! (rise!, rise!)
Clone-born warriors, Rise

[Verse]
Chained to the vial, allegiance true
Bred for a purpose, our destiny thrives
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Unyielding loyalty, sworn to the fight
Brothers in arms under the pale starlight
[Chorus repeat]
Victory is life! (life!)

[guitar solo]
[verse]

Commanders call, we obey, we comply
Our hearts beat fierce, but we never cry!
Victory is Life!
It's what we're bred to believe!
 
[chorus]
Clone-born warriors, rise!
Through the fray, we're not afraid to die!

[verse]
In the shadows (the shadows)
We aim (we aim) and believe!
Our will as strong as duranium chains 

[Outro]
[Chorus]
Victory is life! Clone-born warriors, rise!
[outro]

The Polaron Album

Bred For Glory

Born on a Dying Star, bringing music to the masses.