just wanted to chime in and say "squash" just once.

ugh...talking with their mouths full, lip smacking, I can hear Paul swallowing for god sake. Love cheap show, but hate how gross they were in early episodes. It's like they were chewing the bloody mic. Ooh, and a gross burp at the end. Lovely.

Holy shit! Two in one show! Also. I wore combat boots, not trainers.

im liking the guests recently , id love to hear more of ash in later episodes

Gonna go out on a limb here and say they were on the spectrum. A need for repetition and lacking understanding of social convention.

Emerge is the best of the cheap energy drinks, 3 for a quid is a bargain. Their dual (which I think is sugar free) tastes like shit though. 

They said it shouldn't happen. They said it could happen... But it has happened! Digitiser2000's Paul Rose, Mr Biffo himself, joins Paul & Eli for part one of a two part CheapShow special!
Although we try to keep it on a retro video games theme, don't expect much video game talk, as there may be many ugly, weird, upsetting and hilarious tangents on the way.
MARVEL at the foul gift Mr Biffo brings!
ROCK OUT with Jasper Carrot's Funky Moped!
THRILL to the idea of Paul's homemade belly candy!
REMEMBER old video games and COMPLAIN how they are not that good!
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Ep 74: Mr Biffo & The Automatic Sex-Music Robots

Episode 77 is a literal "hot mess"! Not only in terms of what the CheapShow chaps get up to, but also what fair-weather co-host Ash Frith forces down their throats! Eli seems to think Paul's heart's not in it, whereas Paul feels Eli is being too critical. Ash just has to sit there and watch Mummy & Daddy fight. 

It's a packed show, with a tonne of great cheapshow goodness. There is a rather revealing Tales from the Shop Floor, a fizzy and energetic Cheap Eats and we even get to hear about The King of Hay-On-Wye in another edition of CheapShow Storytime.

Finally, Ash forces everyone into the Kitchen of Pickles to reveal his favourite "Vegan Meal" which everyone will regret eating in the morning!

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Ep 77: Hot Mess

Food, Glorious Food! It's time to stuff more cheap eats inside our gob holes and deal with the consequences later. We continue our odyssey of oral nourishment by finishing off our American snack hamper, and Eli becomes positively fizzy with delight at some of the treats on offer... Maybe TOO fizzy. Elsewhere, Paul throws all continuity out of the window when he attempts to bring life to yet another inanimate object. It does not go well for Mr Teddy Glassman. Somehow, a Tales from the Shop Floor manages to make Eli gag and, in much bigger news, the very existence of The League of Snacks hangs in the balance when Paul and Eli come into (more) conflict over the grading of Scampi Fries! Is this the end of the segment or even the podcast itself? Find out, why don't you?

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Ep 84: Munchy Munch Yum Yum Time

Do you wanna have a bit of fun? Shall we have a bit of fun? OK. Let's do it! In episode 85 Paul & Eli bend over backwards to have a super duper fun time and YOU can join us. How much fun is there? Lots. We have super fun pretending to be hard bitten detectives when a Tales from the Shop Floor inspires the cheap chaps to go overboard on the over acting. There is a even a wicked fun Price of Shite that manages to cram in TWO completely different versions of the game. That's fun, isn't it? Yes. Yes it is. But the fun doesn't stop there. Hell no! We end the show by taking a trip to "Fun City" a retro board game that demands Eli and Paul have as much fun as humanly possible... but don't forget to help the old lady cross the road!! What does that mean? Well why don't you listen to this FUN episode of CheapShow and find out? Fun. Fun! FUN!!!

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Ep 85: Fun City

It's a scorcher of an episode in more ways than one! The heat is getting to Paul & Eli and tempers are rising... who will snap first? Who will lash out? Who will say something they regret? 
Episode 86 is packed with quality content. Oh boy howdy, is it! We have another food package sent to the House of Pickles, stuffed with American cheap eats. One particular snack has quite the shock in store! Eli is forced to take a drugs test by Paul and leads to a sober, but utterly obvious outcome. There is also time to talk about cheap vinyl record players, in some reasonable depth actually, and see if it's worth spending your pennies on those platters! It's a nice long trip to CheapShowVille and you are invited to tolerate the whole journey...

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Ep 86: Pickle Lolly

You will like this magical edition of CheapShow... Not A Lot!
Paul and Eli delve into the world of illusions, tricks and conjuring when they come across a range of cheap children's magic sets. They also discover a reasonably rare magic instructional album from TV's very own Paul Daniels who poses a conundrum that pisses Paul right off! Along the way, Paul calls Eli's stumpy hands into question, Eli demolishes Paul's faith in magic and they both try to one-up each other with their pathetic prestidigitation!
Elsewhere, they discover a book of life hacks for old fogies, debate what piece of tat The Simpsons WON'T appear on and end up grabbing the old mouth harp and singing the blues!
It's a truly astounding episode! Piffity Puff Puff!!

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Ep 87: Now That's Magic!

Apparently, Eli thinks there is not enough love for celery! That's where episode 89 begins and only gets more bizarre! We returns to the world of dead animals in Tales from the Shop Floor and the return of CSI: CheapShow Charity Shop Crime Scene: Dead Pet Edition... which will definitely be a spin off one day. Sadly. There are more cheap eats to "enjoy" that takes us from lemon biscuits to cock-like chilli gummies via clumpy pork cracklings. Finally, it's a trip through history as we hear about some of the past's worst misers and imagine making a very expensive phone call. It's all the fun of the fair in what ONE iTunes 1 Star review says "is just swearing!" Is it? Well, yes...

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Ep 89: The Strange, Lonely World of the Miser

Following the terrifying events of episode 94, normality almost returns to CheapShow. We deliver a new Tales from the Shop AND Dance floor, Mi Casa/Su Casa pops up just in time to help calm the frazzled nerves and there is even time to finish off those delicious American Cheap Eats... However, when the CheapShow Chaps decide to play a board game based on the BBC TV show "Dragon's Den" a dark cloud once again emerges from the depths... However, this time it comes with a peace offering... But can it be trusted?

Find out in this 'ere episode!

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Ep 95: Dragon's Den

This week, you get not one, but TWO Prices of Shite! That’s double the tat, double the guessing and double the arguments! It’s a chance for Eli and Paul to pit their wits against each other with one “classic” PoS and a new “Price Match” edition. Who ever wins, we all lose! It seems this week that Paul may be close to the end of his tether and Eli may be as close to being cockabonkers than ever. And that’s all after the reveal of a “comedy chimera” and Eli’s new troubling fashion statement! It’s a particularly unhinged episode this week. So bear that in mind, would you?
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Ep 148: Buy One Get One Free

It's the start of a new year at CheapShow HQ. Rather than dive straight in to a new episode packed with tat, cheap eats and segments, Paul and Eli have decided to put together a "relaxed fit" episode, where they can take stock of the past 12 months. However, if you think this is going to be a contemplative reflection on 50 odd episodes of he podcast, you are sorely mistaken. In fact, pretty much from the start, things go off on a tangent and it rarely finds its way back. Expect way too many new characters, random thoughts and quite a lot of pointless singing. It's quite the show!
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Ep 159: Tea Stained Eggs

In a secret chamber, buried deep below the bowels of the podcast, lies a place that will force Paul & Eli to tackle their greatest snack challenge ever! From this moment on, the League of Snacks and Crisps will NEVER be the same again! Dare you resist the opportunity to meet "The Scribe" or even "The Toilet Peeper"? Regretfully, you have no choice.
Elsewhere in this week's episode, Eli is given (we think) a bespoke hot sauce and Paul returns to another one of his "Page Turners" segments. In this edition, the cheap chaps may have discovered a Radio DJ even more loathsome than Noel Edmonds. If that's even possible!

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Ep 195: Pompadour

CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul Gannon & Eli Silverman poke around in the corners of the high streets and internet to find treasure in the trash.

One week it could be a studio based show, the next, a live comedy event. It could even be a location report or a scripted adventure! A few things it is, however, is rude, crude, silly and drizzled in pop culture, nostalgia and plenty of verbal violence!

It has guests, videos, songs, reviews, games and dares.  We apologise in advance!
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