Weekend

Cette version Disco House de Furtunatu réinvente le chant corse traditionnel dans une atmosphère moderne et festive.
Les voix ancestrales résonnent avec intensité, sublimées par une basse groovy, des claps marqués, des violons élégants et une touche de saxophone funky.
Entre racines méditerranéennes et énergie club, ce remix transporte le chant vers les dancefloors, tout en gardant son âme originelle.

👉 Une fusion entre tradition et modernité, pensée pour vibrer autant au cœur qu’au rythme.

🔥 N’oublie pas de t’abonner, liker, commenter et partager !
🎶 Retrouve mes autres titres ici : 👉 https://soundcloud.com/sebastienkross

#DiscoHouse #NuDisco #FunkyHouse #Corsica #Furtunatu #TraditionMeetsModern

FURTUNATU  ( Sebastien Kross Remix Cover) (Remix)

Two Guzmas, one day. Also check out
https://soundcloud.com/ciaran-mcginn/giovanni-vs-guzma-trainer-rap-battles

Mancha as Robbie Rotten
Adam as Guzma
Beat by Hollywood Legend Prod.

Robbie:
Here’s a little lesson in rhyming and diction
Because your defeat is going down in… fiction!
Hala at ya boy, Kahuna Rob has got you a treat
It’s time I teach you how to be killin’... the beat!
You claim You Are a Pirate but I’ll Thundershock ya!
All you’ve managed to steal is the style of Team Aqua!
I’m the slimy Icelander, both dapper and smart
Lusamine’s collection ain’t even as frozen as your heart
You're ineffective, defective; scoring like your type: Null!
Don’t make me Sucker Punch for me to get it through your Skull
Tried to beat the island challenge but it seems you hit a snag
Cuz like Nebby, you don’t have this win in the bag!

Guzma: 
Be careful not to make a sound! The First Impression I’ve gotten
it’s no wonder your parents gave you the name Rotten
Runnin’ with Scizors is less risky of a chore
Than cuttin’ in front’a destruction in human form!
With your intent of laziness, I would presume this to be simple, yet 
You’re the most active person in your imbecilic settlement
I’ve no need of a leaf trap to give you a drop
when I’m dishin’ out more flips than Sporta-flop!
Takin’ over like Po Town with an Aria-dose of rhyme
One question, have you ever tried to diss, guy?
I’ll upload a video, get millions of views!
We Are Number One but Big Bad Guzma destroys you!

Robbie:
Look at this Net Ball, with which I’ll catch all your bugs
Leave no Emergency Exit for you and your thugs
Remix this and make a con deaf when I’m rappin’!
Are you still mad that you can’t become a trial captain?
I’m Stingy on the mic, man this victory’s mine!
Who did you expect, Sun or Moon to bring your decline?
So Alola! Don’t let your kids watch my victory
I’ll leave you in the dust that’s covering your trophies!

Guzma:
Y’all are stupid, Robbie! You’ll Lose, I mean it!
So quit Grunting, Prick Jr., and ditch the fruity outfit
I’m nabbin’ Z-Crystals while you nap and catch Z’s
Take it on the chin and don’t run to GoFundMe!
Sneak off with your Siiva! Guz-lord’s runnin’ gold!
As a Beast more Ultra than any trainer’s controlled!
I’m no Normie-type user, but I love to ruin trends!
This outcast couldn’t even make imaginary friends!

Rap BattlePokemonSunMoonPokemonSunMoonGuzmaTeamSkullWe Are Number OneLazytownRobbie Rotten

URBoF

Guzma vs Robbie Rotten - URBoF #6

Kingpin: Stofferex
Penguin: Seth W

Kingpin:
Check your ornithology, Penguins have never been fly
But test me and one Will, son, hit your Lounge with a Bullseye!
Fuck Ramsay, I’ve got the hardest verbal abuse in Hell's Kitchen
So squawk all you want birdie, you can’t spit like Fisk can
Enforcers, Skulls, Diablos, one bad move I’ll take you out
Drop you back into the lake, dames I take have always drowned
Unlike your goony clowns, I’m hard as a diamond, tough mudder 
Not even the Human Torch could singe the muscle on the blubber
The mind behind the mechanics, the guy who calls the shots
against a slimy bitch who cries and fits till he gets what he wants
But that nose is all you flaunt, and it’s no secret you see
Penguin’s only pissed because his other pecker is petite!

Penguin:
Now Wilson, really I don’t mean to be an accuser
You want celebrity status? Sign up for Biggest Loser!
You’ll see that stepping to this fella may not be so hella
if you edge another feather towards my umbrella!
So I’m the prey like a penguin? I’ll club you like a seal!
Take you to my freezer and GUT you. Oh, the squeals!
Bullied as a child and you’re still crying unfair
I’ll show you how to improve your city! Oswald for Mayor!
Foiled by a blind man, your career’s not in crime!
So peck off, Cobblepot has got the proper rhymes! 
Showing Gotham a whopper of hostility, I’m unstoppable
This prick being stronger than my monocle’s improbable!

Kingpin:
Fat? I’m three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle!
Got the Pres in my pocket ‘cause I know how to hustle!
You’ve barely got a burrough but I run half this country
I fought the Devil to a standstill, you can’t even touch me!
Your mom’s the only person in the world who ever wanted you
Fucked in the head from the past that’s always haunted you
The one thing that sticks out more than the nose on this bitch?
You’re such a harmless Napoleon you have to murder kids.

Penguin:
If you’re threatening to kill me, then better get busy
That’s been your worst line since “Wilson Fisk is in the hizzy!”
Check Pain and Prejudice and you’ll see no more Mr Nice Bird!
Screw DiCaprio, YOU’RE being sunk by an Iceberg!
Your whole crew are traitors, numbskulls or spineless turds
But still the fat Mr. Clean hires the likes of Turk!
I’m high class, stick to the ghetto, cause you can betchya
I’ve buried your career alive, just like Vanessa

Written by Seth, Dusk, B-Lo, thelegion

Penguin VS Kingpin - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 4

In this episode of WCRB, Rick Sanchez, from Rick and Morty, takes on Futurama's resident genius, Hubert Farnsworth.

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CREDITS


► Farnsworth and Zoidberg, voiced by
 Mathew Swift

► Rick Sanchez, and Giant-Head voiced by
Mathew Swift
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, Dean Falcon

► Beat produced by
Valentine & MrK Productions

► Edited by


► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12949991
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Lyrics:

Farnsworth:
Good news, everyone, from the thirtieth century,
I’ve gone back in time to rewrite Sanchez’s history!
I run the Planet Express, where we deliver dope rhymes,
Your raps are more disastrous than your Potion #9.
Even Zoidberg is not as bad as your grandson, Morty, (Hooray!)
You’re just a Tiny Rick, while I’m 140!
You lost your years of improv, what’s going on in your mind?
You’re just like Doc Brown, but all his charm, left behind!

Rick:
You wanna talk shit, then you came to the right guy!
Bend this whack-job in half, and then I’ll leave you deep-Fry-ed
How can you even speak with your ugly old-man flaps?
At least we’re original, you’re a Simpsons cash-grab!
Drop the beat, Morty, cause it’s time to get Schwifty!
You got cancelled twice, yet noone gives a shitty!
You thought you can outsmart the galaxy’s smartest mammal?
Here’s a word of advice, Hubert, lick, lick, lick my balls!

Farnsworth:
Well, bend your head over, and raise your posterior,
With my expendable crew, you both will be inferior,
Just pocket up your Mortys, I’m bending all the rules
I mean, your Season 3 premiere aired on April Fools!
You’ve destroyed the government, over Teriyaki sauce?
If that’s your storyline, it’s an automatic loss!
How about you throw the fight, take your portal gun, and run?
But in every Rick-ality, I’m always #1!

Rick:
it's getting weird when you think you can win this,
Your relationship with Mom is a definite miss,
You suck ass like Jerry, but I made him go away!
I’ve made my Big Score, leaving this douche astray!
Rip you apart like Gazorpazorp, better pay your woes!
And that’s the waaaaaaay the news goes!
I’ll beat you with Mr. Meeseeks, and butter-passing bots,
EVen the giant head is saying...

Cromulon:
SHOW ME WHAT YOU’VE GOT!

Farnsworth:
You wanna know what I’ve got? Years of experience!
And with my galactic starship, we’re the Fast and the Furious!
Go back to Blitz and Chitz, where it’s your only safe-haven!
I’ll be leaving this battle, like you left C-137!

Rick:
Morty has less of an annoying voice, we’re Adult Swim’s best
I’ll bend your flow like Bender, and leave your crew impressed!
We could’ve been Two Brothers, but you would have no effect,
Go back to delivery, this geriatric just got Riggity-Wrecked!

Rick Sanchez VS Professor Farnsworth - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Season 1/2 scrapped battle.
Yeah...
People asked for it so


Maybe Rick will be back in the future ;)

Finn:
Yo it's Finn, bout to beat you cause you're nothing but irrelevant 
i’ll wrestle for definite cause I'M IN MY ELEMENT 
When I grip the mic in a battle, you know that I RAP-TASTIC 
Jake i’ll take the trash out on you sarcastic spastics

Jake:
We’ll send you back to the future with our (BOTH): TOTES SWEET (Jake): Rhymes 
Use my powers to flatten your rapping just because i'm 
Mr. meeseek-ing a victory against, you two p-rick cliches 
You must be inside a dream if you think you can beat (both) Finn and Jake

Morty:
OH NO IT’S A RABBIT WITH A SWORD WHO’S QUITE URHM SPORTY!
Rick:
No Morty, it's just finn the human *burp* it's just a human Morty! 
*burb* I know why you live in a treehouse cause your rhymes are so poor
Rick:
Spitting disses that’ll destroy ya 
Morty:
more than the mushroom war!
Morty:
We're natural born rappers, we don't need any autotune
You'll forever be an orphan since your own dad never wanted you!
Rick:
I’d rather get drunk *burp* your verses make me hurl
I’ve seen dogs more fearsome when they took over the world

Finn:
Oh my glob, that was pathetic! Could you spit even more bad?
Jake
I don't think they can bro, he failed even more than his dad! 
Finn:
Your chance to win is finn, we got so much gold that we're rich
Jake:
Beat any day dudes, (finn) Yeah! You're no lich! 
Finn:
Rick may of beat the devil but now he’s facing us two!
Jake:
Yeah bro, judging by your face, no wonder no one likes you!
You as keen as a jelly bean bro, if you wanna beat me! 
Finn:
We completed this Adventure and 
Both:
it will go down in history!

Morty:
You wanna make fun of my date, look at how many times you got rejected!
Spit hot like, uhmm the flame princess- (Rick) I don't know what I expected 
Rick:
You’re an underpowered minor with a flower on his arm.
Unless I’m some kind of thing that hates flowers- it won't do me harm!
You'll be falling in your own crap, and we'll get the last laugh
You're both mentally retarded, we didn't even need my laser for that!
Morty:
You can't just say that Rick
Rick:
Morty, Shut up Morty please
Both:
Go back to your candy kingdom, we'll be saving whole galaxies!

Finn and Jake vs Rick and Morty (flow test)(SCRAPPED CONTENT)

Who Won?
https://www.strawpoll.me/16294762

VinnyO as Logan Paul
Light as KSI

Beat by VinnyO

Written by Freshy Kanal, Jason, Jughead Jay and Zim 11037

Cover Art by Brodecai

Drawings by AlienMadman 

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

also additional research help by Julian

Lyrics:

Logan Paul:
You called me out? Tried stooping up to jump on my boat? Dang!
And dared to move your ego in the shadow of the Logang?
Convinced to beat me down, and say my year remains a small start
Bro, I’m not buying it, even if you beg at Walmart!
The Paul’s harsh! It’s a contest! A show and not a conquest.
You box with your obnoxious laugh and toxic rap god complex.
Racism and rape jokes, then you discovered what caps shift is
But even with a crowd you won’t get past all these damages
Put a message in packages, you can’t disstrack your bandages
Can’t press exit like in Fifa, it’s a boxing match of rapping wits
From Zoella to Joe Weller, tryna take front page through yellin’
You don't have the tools for fighting, stick to writing you're a bellend

KSI:
Let me give you a thinning, this is a rap test you’re failing 
Flunked Japanese obstacles now it’s Japan you’re bailing
In fact you got a knack to be clapped, 
and before this whole match, I’ll destroy you in rap 
You never wanted this, and you’re never gonna hit, 
gonna feel it when I get ya with a click click clack *boom*
A better look by talking to fans? It doesn’t pay off 
Suffering flow and then hitting the rock ‘til you’re scrapping your parts like it’s Baywatch 
Traveled back and forth to battle this premature Shaggy
You inherited ass-whooped genes from your delusional daddy 
I’ve got single hits, EP’s and disstracks in the trends
You got seven year olds choking on those 85%
No limits for views, it’s like you got a knack to be abhorrent
In this boxing ring you’re digging your own suicide forest!

Logan Paul:
This ain’t no brain freeze challenge, but your feet are in the freezer
Dropping out while I drop my merch twenty percent cheaper!

KSI:
Is this a prank you’ve planned? Man, it’s heavily expected
You don’t make your decisions, it’s all your editing’s perspective

Logan Paul:
I know for us both this is a view machine to publish
For you another episode of being awkward in public!
You’re ignoring folks when the camera isn’t in action
Call ‘em friends and then a benefit for sexual harassment.

KSI: 
A washed up halloween He-man tries to slip into the teen trends
Going along with your scheming as if your whole team’s 10!
Hold the camera on your fandom, your career would reach its end,
Brand new apology video for once again filming the dead!

F00pz also recorded as KSI, and Zawesome also recorded as Logan, I will upload those alternative versions later

KSI vs. Logan Paul - Rap Battle!

Another famed rap battle, between the charismatic leader of the Phantom Thieves, Joker versus the diligent leader of Sector V, Numbuh 1, in this episode of WCRB!
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CREDITS

► Numbuh 1, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Joker, voiced by 
Alex / J Morris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
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PRODUCTION

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► With assistance by
Stofferex, MetaMachine, Eddiefrb, GamingPlush64, Alex / J Morris

► Beat produced by
Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift 

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift & Alex/J Morris
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LYRICS:

Numbuh 1:
Attention, Kids Next Door, prepare for battle stations!
Against this teenage nemesis, I’ll bring no hesitation!
I’ll show him my Will Power, best prepare for his eulogy,
I’ll put him in his place, with my two by four technology!

Joker:
Show me your true form! Too bad, it isn’t Stewie Griffin!
You’ll end up with the Common Cold, just like your Arctic Prison!
I fight to help society, you fight for cake and candy?
I’d rather just watch another episode of Billy & Mandy!


Numbuh 1:
Your attempts at rapping are just oh, so Delightful
Children Down the Lane only see you as my rival!
While you’re stealing hearts, were you also stealing our story?
Now I’m playing for keeps, Joker, it’s not For Glory!
It’s always the adults and teenagers I’m defeating,
Smash Ultimate won’t be the only place you’ll get a beating!
As the G.O.A.T of Sector V, you’re not even a threat!
Let’s just say the cats’ the only pussy that you’ll ever get!

Joker:
I know I’m not a king, but here’s a Royal de-Cree!
You faced adult villainy, yet you haven’t faced a Phantom Thief?
It’s time to take center stage, this is no rehearsal!
Wanna play games, Mr. Uno? Here’s a reversal!
I’m the dominant leader, reigning straight from Shibuya!
The only talent you have in music is with a tuba.
Your Palace is a pyramid, and I’m raiding your tomb,
Don’t make me use All-Out Attack to send this kid back to his room!

Numbuh 1:
Was that really your Last Surprise? Then you’re really out of whack.
The only good thing about your game was a decent soundtrack!

Joker:
You’re stuck in kindergarten, but in Smash Bros, I’m Elite!
I’ll only say this once, kid: Wake Up, Get Up, Get off my beat!

Numbuh 1:
Your series makes me bored, feels like a kid’s next chore,
 If you ever want to get your ass kicked, you know where to find the Kids Next Door!

Joker:
This child workaholic puts himself in high regard,
But if you’d like a change of heart, feel free to take a calling card!

Joker VS Numbuh 1 - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two

People dream to become a hero and these two achieved that dream. Now they come together to face each other in a rap battle. Izuku Midoriya AKA Deku from My Hero Academia and Kamala Khan AKA Ms. Marvel. Which of these two will come out on top? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YLFcGiDQb9nQ3S5aTEj70os1M0EmdpY-6rco4sqTaHQ/edit

CAST:
EndangeredScrubVA as Izuku Midoriya
garbageGothic as Kamala Khan

Beat Produced by Adamack

Kamala Khan Vs Izuku Midoriya - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

Danganronpa VS Overwatch

its a gamer girl blast from the past baby!!

Azia as Chiaki Nanami
garbageGothic as D.Va

Chiaki Nanami:
Best boost out of this fight, it’ll do yourself a favor
Cause stepping up to Chiaki’s some self-destructive behavior
Blizzard took FireFoxx and gave her a mech in South Korea
So yeah, I don’t like your TF2 clone and no, I don’t love D.Va!
Even 16-bit Heroes have more character than you
So hands off me or you’re gonna end up like Teruteru
All players agree, your try-hard lines should be unspoken
I’d crack your mech in two but I can’t break what is already broken

D.Va:
Ready, player one! I think it’s time for Hana’s Song
No damage came from your words without my Defense Matrix on
I put down those who’re Battleborn, I see you tryna prepare
But don’t forget you’re the reason your friends fell to Despair
Meant to be advanced but I’ve never seen a bigger dumbass
We should add rhythm games to the list of genres you suck at!
You’re hardly a challenge, won’t even need an extra life
But I guess it’s fun to train by curbstomping a weak A.I.

Chiaki Nanami:
Wait, what were you saying? Oh sorry, I took a nap
It’s just I’ve never seen such boringness in one singular rap
Sorry to kick you down a rank but I’m becoming first player
Because in game and on the track I am the Gala Omega

D.Va:
Between your comeback and your anime I don’t know what’s more rushed
Just try to put out my fire, it’ll end with you getting crushed!
Infinite ammo for my disses, my Cannons shoot with effusion
Executed for the third time, your goal to win’s just an illusion

Written by Vivian
Mixed by SkeepTieel
Produced by Kustom
Cover Art by Jordy

Chiaki Nanami VS D.Va | RAP BATTLE!

Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long of Team RWBY are up against the fairy tales that they’re based off of. Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White, Belle, and Goldilocks. Which team will reign supreme ? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/18_7LoDG3NWNe19ZOfAVyHDQri3rItfNq6DjUCBFv7Q8/edit?usp=sharing

CAST:
Dottovu as Ruby Rose
TeanerysTheUnicorn as Weiss Schnee
Krimson as Blake Belladonna
Zel as Yang Xiao Long
garbageGothic as Little Red Riding Hood
Kittenbetrippen as Snow White
Crystal Lee as Belle
MoFace as Goldilocks

Beat Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions

Finn and Jake vs Rick and Morty (flow test)(SCRAPPED CONTENT)

CMRB