Welcome back to -Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of ghosts that, according to legend, communicate to the living through paper. Enjoy!

Fightmarker as Charlie
Commander Jacob as Smitty
Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Prod. by Allrounda

-LYRICS-

Charlie (0:18)
Yo! If a skeleton thinks he’ll win with spooky scary songs
There must be one thing in your drinking hat; Smitty WerbenJagerbombs
I’ll blare loud, your boneheads should be scared now
They should’ve left you with your hat; rotting in a warehouse
I’ll let the gallows drop and snare ya
Porque eres más débil en esto juego de la lapicera
A crab trashed your graveyard, no way we'll see you Float
You were number one, like the piss I've taken on your tombstone

Smitty (0:40)
Limit your words to what’s on your paper, recite that
Cuz kid, that was disgusting, I just want the mic back
This Doodlebob ouija board couldn't even start to harm me
So if my skeletons attack, Good Luck Charlie Charlie
A Mexican kid with a white-ass name? That’s preposterous 
I won’t stop till your soul’s crossed off the top of my shopping list
I'm like a pencil in your challenge, you can blow me, dick face
Here lies your hopes and dreams of being more than cheap clickbait!

Charlie Charlie vs Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen | Half-Ass Rap Battle

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. In the final battle of Wave 1, we have the Ultimate Fashionista, Junko Enoshima, going up against the Ultimate Gamer, Just...Gamer, wait isn't that the title of someone else? (Credits and lyrics in doc)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uTa9Bzp19vdcB5XA24RQ9AMCZ0C7SDIlN-lPnlj9XfQ/edit

JustGamer vs Junko Enoshima. FRB Vs Anything.

Khandaq's Ruler blessed with the power of the Egyptian gods fights against the retired Israeli Super Soldier. Which of these Mighty Adams will triumph in this conflict in the Middle East?

Titanium1208 as Black Adam
Adam Sandler (ASSRB/DRB) as Zohan
Thumbnail by SPM1000 (Subscribe to Zuprem4cy)
Beat produced by Baghira
Mixed by Raichous 
Written by R the Writer



Black Adam: 
The timelines are converging, my power is surging
And if there's a terrorist in need of a purging
Send me to hurt him, then like his post, I'll desert him
Hell, Superman can't fight me alone, my win is certain
Amon gives me strength, Aten sends me higher
Zohan meanwhile's sent to fight against Rob Schneider
An Immortal as your enemy just means you're marked for death
Make you hurt like you do kids, so much for a moral IDF

Zohan: 
I don't want to fighting, but if you want let's do this
Send a bolt of lighting, I bounce it off my tuchus
My words alone can break you, cause friend you're clearly mental
With a few quick swipes I'll make you, the saltiest of pretzels
You don't mess with the Zohan even on his final mission
No plague is sicker than the lines I'll spit on this Egyptian
Your stories grow duller with earth's Infinite Crisis
Set you free after insulting me, but I'm still taking Isis

Black Adam: 
All I thought about as I sat through your vernacular
Is the bullshit people spew when they say Sandler's worst was Dracula
Sun you with Ra rhymes, the weaker Adam can't oppose this
My bolts will burn your bush, it'll start to call for Moses
Whoring yourself out's the climax of your tale's action
While I defend Khandaq til there's more red on me than Batson
You don't have my respect nor do you even amuse me
Maybe that's why this worthless hero can't score more than a movie

Zohan: 
My strategy is solid no matter how foes change
Dismantle you like a machine gun in close range
Enough about the Rock I'm the one who stacks the paper
Ask the ladies who went Zohan, even Black here is not greater
Oh how the mighty fall, I'll beat you to a disco banger
But still you'll keep your anger even when it's all B'Seder
I just make people silky smooth, can you not understand?
Maybe you'll wish you were like me, next time you go Shazam

Black Adam Vs Zohan - Rap Battle

Sheldon Voiced By Matt Raichous
Spencer Voiced By  RaccoonBroVA
Thumbnail By Oofie
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Additional Help By Cri and Anthony Rigatanthoni


BEAT: Old School Slim Shady Type Beat / Weird Funny Hip Hop Rap Beat "Kiss My Ass" Prod. ILL Fortune





Sheldon:

Leonard! Did you call the FBI?
Looks like Quantico sent the OCD P.I.
I would be impressed by your skills on the street
But they won’t help you find how I kill the beat(Bazinga)
I got lyrical theory, scientifically I’m superior
Check the Emmys I got, your show is just inferior
You were growing up delirious, a schizophrenic time bomb
Show was such a bygone, it’s being preached by my mom
You use science as a gimmick
For the magic that you use to fail to pick up women
And It should be a given, getting the fans adoring
But somehow you can make chasing criminals boring
You think I’m jealous, you captured tons of felons?
While I’m still here pulling crowds as Young Sheldon
But I should probably tell him in this match, I got this
My raps are so addicting, you can call them dilaudid.

Spencer:

Hotch? Rossi? This doesn’t seem right.
The MO of our guy says he doesn’t like to fight
But he’s actually here. Trying to get me riled
You wanna play games? Let’s start the profile
A wordy nerd pushing up into his 30s
Ego makes him think he’s worthy, but in truth he’s undeserving
Of a flurry of appraisal his fans just overused
Like the laugh track you abuse to tell them they’re amused!
For us geeks, friends are hard to find.
Which is why it’s baffling you insult yours all the time
I was tortured and shot, needing a cane to walk
But that wasn’t as painful as listening to you talk
Thinking you’re the Apex human is confusing
I drop bombs like Garner, you got twice his delusions!
I push passed my fears, you run away when you’re frightened
You’re Friends with Flags? Time to throw up the white one

Sheldon:

Sorry Reid, I’m disproving your theory
Think you make an impact, let’s look back at our series
(Heh heh) In less time I was made into an icon
Comedy even tighter than the sweater vests you try on
Tried proving your tough, but not effective
When your whole crew treats you like the junior detective
You strive to find happiness just to watch it all end
Left a hole in your heart and your dead girlfriend

Spencer:

You can claim that my life is a tragedy
But really if you ask me, the only thing that’s sad to see
Is you actually convince some lonely girl to marry you
Surprised you didn’t flee, Smarter guys are always scaring you!
And you’ll need more than catchphrases to faze me
It’s crazy they let your show’s writing be lazy
So as you fame fades, there’s no point in faking it
This win isn’t your spot, ‘cause I’m the one taking it

Sheldon Cooper Vs. Spencer Reid - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

King Mewtwo as Joseph Joestar
RaccoonBroVA as Charlotte Katakuri

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Special Thanks to: GamingPlush64

Lyrics:

Joseph:
I’m paired with a no-manner, sweet-eating kid?
Already beat up cops, now I gotta hand it to this pig
Who’s a man named Charlotte that is rocking that red hair
This fake biker makes Tequila Joseph feel like some fresh air
Tell me how we get there, fighting you’s no biggie
With them shark teeth, I’ve seen better lethal bites from Iggy
So while this kid’s getting bullied for sitting there looking pretty
I’m in Italy getting more cake than your whole fucking city

Katakuri:
What an unworthy foe, but now I’ll strike back
So start the tea party, I know your british ass would like that
Bein buddies with Nazis is really quite the big fish
How’s this motherfucker racist but cannot speak english?
Second in command to the Yonko Big Mom
Take the one you’re simping for and I could leave that bitch gone
Keep that Suzie close to you before I’m dropping bodies
But shit, I’ve seen better partners from Pudding and Sanji
And from what the future lies, Epstein doesn’t live well
Unlike him, he goes Nigerundayo with his kid
Hell, the donuts on his neck is probably driving you circles
I’ll beat you up and make you die alone, Hermit Purple

Joseph:
The fact that I’ll end up alone is really quite the fantasy
I’m a fan favorite while your fanclub’s in your family
And thankfully there’s nothing I can truly embrace
So you should do nothing with these cuts like they’re on Brulee’s face
You’ll need a better scarf after I keep your words in check
When I catch a dub so big, it’d probably fit half your neck
So your Haki’s doing nothin’ with my Hamon, take these bullets
‘cause I bet the next thing you’re gonna say is…some bullshit

Katakuri:
Make you cry like Esidisi, I’d say that’s just peachy
Gotta wear that mask again to breathe, see
I’m crushing it like Caesar, but I guess that you knew little
But thanks for the honors on Joseph’s second funeral

Joseph Joestar vs. Charlotte Katakuri - #14

JesseBox as Vert
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Shamrock Shake
Written by JK03 
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearrangement by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover art by JK03
Special thanks to JK03

Vert (0:15): 
Oh my, am I seeing this right? It seems that this drink here’s attempting to dunk me
Made for St. Patrick’s Day but stepping up to me? You must be quite unlucky
Polluting tummies, the deity of diabetes, while this deity is repping the Xbox
A Vanilla shake with a dose of green, you really put the “sham” in “shamrock!” (Ohh!)
You got no abilities, mine are countless! Came from the Windy City, but I got the wind prowess  
Cower in shame, ‘cause your limited offers couldn’t keep a single McDonald’s crowded!
You dropped the citrus flavor, but your lack of fans must be leaving you sour
Now I am leaving all of your poor contents spilled once you see this CPU’s true power!
This cold drink’s Victory’s looking Iffy, should’ve known challenging me is blasphemy
You might have the “Mc” in your café, but I’m the real HDD MC!
Chilling up here in Celestia, while you can’t reach my height, call it Vert-igo!
Couldn’t handle my flow, so go and put an O between your initials

Shamrock Shake (0:59):
Oh no, a Barbie doll wants to fight! This milkshake’s totally shakin’!
Your games barely make a profit, while McDonald’s rolling in the green I’m makin’ (Woo!)
Talk about fanservice, jeez, you literally shove them in the face!
This dirty per-Vert will be wiped clean, guess you could call me Shamwow Shake!
I’m having this eyesore shut down; I don’t need a Red Ring of Death
‘Cause what I’m spitting is sweet pudding flow, guess you could call me  Nep-Nep!
Your skill’s like your sister ‘cause she’s nonexistent; you’re stealing siblings just for a connection?
Serving my bars fresh like it’s mint condition while your style’s more broken than a Kinect, son!
You’re fixated with playing your games, you would ditch your country to be wasting away
And it goes without saying, I’ve got lines for days while you only got weebs pining over your shape! 

Vert (1:36):
Now you’re truly pushing your luck, flopped worse than your sundae product (Yeah!)
The only kind of drip you’ll ever get is green artificial syrup! 

Shamrock Shake (1:43):
Bitch, I stay chill out the counter, you get overheated from my abusive words
So don't lose your nerve when you're stepping to me or I'm gunning you down like Lil Uzi Vert! (Ha!)

Vert (1:51):
How much longer do we have to continue this foolish battle?
‘Cause your bars are so Blanc and basic, battling you’s not worth the hassle! (Nope!)
Drink from you? It’s like having a McFlurry alongside some toothpaste
I’m sorry, my dear, but I always preferred tea as a drink anyway

Shamrock Shake (2:05):
(Hey!) Your personality falls flat, more vanilla than me at best, man!
You got shares so low that Chika’s the only one who’s giving you some attention, damn
Your franchise’s on the decline ‘cause they’d rather rehash your first game three times
So 4GO the win and forfeit, I just took this bore of a goddess offline! (Ohh!)

Vert vs. Shamrock Shake. SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. JesseBoxVO)

These artists have more then their fair share of issues, but which one will have the zest to beat out the other!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B93FMHwHlYI

►Salvador Dali voiced by:
King Mewtwo

►Van Gogh voiced by:
Zawesome

►Mixed by:
Oofie

►Thumbnail made by:
Commander Jacob

Beat by:
Audionetwork

Co-Written by: Jenni No Mercy, Chandler, MaviKartal2003

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Salvador Dali Verse 1
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It’s Dali, hey! I’m ballin’ HEY!
“Avida Dollars” keeps it real, this fool is lamer than Monet!.
I can’t have wannabes begging at my dinner party!.
I’m paying with my sketches, cause who would cash a Dali!
And when it comes to ladies, I’m strutting with the sickest!
Thought your gal was all ears, but it was never witnessed.
You free-loaded off your brother cause you couldn't nine to five.
There was no friend or family that could stop your sad decline..
While I’m drugs, Chupa Chups, so high that I can’t breathe!
No need for nose candy when I’m staring at your paint bleeds!
My mustache lives on, you Van Choked on your last run
I own red vineyards, but you could only sell ONE!

Van Gogh Verse 1  
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You pick on the little guy, does that make you feel strong?
But a praying mantis scares? You were a Freud all along!
Now, I’m not a prying man, but I know my hands scare him
Didn’t need school to break-through, you got dropped like your hair did!
Speaking of a close shave, we’re cutting close with past names!
So as your brother revived, you must live with past shame!
Built your own museum, your god complex increased!
I must ask how a mustache became your most important piece...
Persisted through Time but your clocks couldn’t measure..
My “Almond Blossoms” started sprouting through your damn desert!
People are “Loving Vincent” with each stroke of a “Starry Night.”
While your film was left butchered by that one dude from Twilight!

Salvador Dali Verse 2
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It's surreal, the appeal Dali brings when he's revealed...
A god above Galileo, your Church can’t appeal
A crateful of hard work thrown out by his mum!
Only went mainstream within the walls of the asylum.
When he’s painting his face, he pulls out all the stops!
But it seems Gauguin didn't teach you how to take shots!
You got cold feet when you were at the end of your line!
There was no Doctor, Who could save you in time...

Van Gogh Verse 2  
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Oh please, the Surrealist movement disowned you!
The only Post Impression here was your hours getting stoned, dude!
I paint from the soul, you pump them out: shit factory!
Dali revels in his evil, I think I’ll call him Dick Dastardly!
An obsession with sex, while the act? You can’t stand it!
So this twit gets his kicks from fem Hilter fan fic!
You went down the Rabbit Hole, a jack-off of a playwright...
I defiled this Nazi! Like a psychic to his gravesite!

Van Gogh Vs Salvador Dali ❰Rap Battle❱

GamingPlush64 + Larry: GamingPlush64
Jim Henson: Cri
Kermit: JustGamer
Written by: King Mewtwo, JustGamer
Additional Writing Help: MetaMachine
Mixers: GlitchDude
Beat by: Anywaywell
Cover Art by Rabi

GamingPlush64:
What’s up losers, it’s GamingPlush64
of GP Rap Battles, here to settle the score
Gainst’ an adulterer who left his kids ignored
Tried to be risque but then ratings hit the floor
Brought your ideas to the modern media but you couldn’t do the same
Cause the only “development” your characters have is a ‘The’ after their name
Took your one Oscar award and left in the home of the Grouch
I mean, if you asked me, I’d say all your ideas deserve to be thrown out
Easily take down the biggest annoyance on TV since Max Headroom 
If you’re the world’s greatest puppeteer, then fly me to the fucking moon. 

Jim Henson:
I’m a man of love, you made a month off of games you hated
Too bad that was the only time your content was consistently created
Stop making lines so wordy, and fix up the right flow for this fight
‘Cause now it’s time to raise the curtain on your final show tonight! 
I’m the start of your industry, planted the seeds for Sesame
While your Nintendo licensed puppets live in the shadows of Jeffy
Don’t test me, you started off your career as a Cute Mario Bros wannabe
But nowadays you more so resemble Epic Crap Battles of Puppetry
This kid really got upset about being ranked above Dustin and Eddie
But even my lowest of lows still managed to earn me an Emmy
I’ve fought through tougher times, your words do not harm me
And you can join my Oscar in the garbage, along with your ARG

GamingPlush64 and Larry the Lorekeeper:
Shit, I kinda fucked up there. Father! What must we do?
Please, this guy’s more brittle than a Boron Atom, there’s no way I could lose
Dad’s a rap battle pro, so you know he’s got the rhymes to end ya
Now we’re gonna spit it sick...like a case of influenza
There’s no way Henson’s stepping to me, when he’s softer than he was in ERB 
Your whole schtick is “What would happen if Jeff Dunham went and gave up on comedy?”
My ARG failed but looking at you on SNL, even I wouldn’t do that shit 
Created monster puppets to hide the real monster, that’s what the point of the mask is
Now you’re in my library, so I won’t take any of your jabbering
A Lorekeeper, but even I can’t get that maze of a story that’s Labyrinth 
But hey, we’re both fathers, though there’s something I gotta mention
At least my kid isn’t competing against my work for some attention

Jim Henson and Kermit:
Careful Pat, now your puppet won’t be only one to get “hands-on”
Me up against this copycat? He has no legs to stand on!
This frog’s hopping onto this track, going off like you’re the Cookie Monster
Can only sound depressed in your roles? This Kid really is a Goner…
I still get serious without rebranding from PG, there’s no topping me 
It’s not easy going green for you, just check ERBoBotany 
This Bad Boy doesn’t deserve a Halo, we won’t be seeing him later
Cause he’s been turned to a ghost, like his SFM animators

GamingPlush64 vs Jim Henson - FRB vs. Anything

Fingerbone District portrays a neighborhood of ghosts and lost souls, where trust is nonexistent and survival requires constant vigilance. The lyrics mix violence, street politics, and the obsession with money, paired with a haunting, cinematic trap beat. Every line paints a vivid image of the protagonist navigating the dangers of his environment, asserting dominance over the deceitful, treacherous streets.

Fingerbone District

Step inside the labyrinth 🌀 of sound 🎶. A traveler 👤 lost, a crew 🚀 waiting, a beam of light 💡 pulling him aboard. The Elixir 🧪 whispers, sleep 😴 takes hold, and together they descend… softly 🌬️, onto the Moon 🌙.

This is not just a lecture 🎤. It’s madness 🤪, hunger 🍔, myth 📖, and music 🎶. It’s cheese 🧀 and chaos 🌪️, dust 🌫️ and dreams 💭, stories 📚 carved into craters 🕳️.

✨ Moon Labyrinth – where the night 🌌 pulls you near, where echoes 🔊 disappear, and the Moon 🌙 becomes your mirror 🪞.

Welcome aboard 🚀. Welcome to the Moon 🌙🌕🌌.

The Moon

F**k hate, keep goin(p Fantom XXX)

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