Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle sees Eric the Audible of Central Rap Battles go against Trevor Henderson's most famous creation, Siren Head. Who generates more noise?

CAST:
Eric The Audible: Himself
Siren Head: JustGamer
Written by: JustGamer and Eric The Audible
Mixed and Mastered by: Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by: Ihaksi
Cover Art by: Nooby

LYRICS:
Eric:
It’s no contest who’s best in beats
It’s FRB against this reject SCP
Would somebody deafen, please
I plead! If I hear his verse - my ears will bleed
You might regret not knowing’ who you’re fightin’ ‘gainst 
Got rhymes to strike giants, I ain’t a mic to check 
Unless of course you wanted them to find you dead 
With a sliced neck, we’ll rename you to “silenced head”
Who knows why the internet ever found your design unique
You’re what happens when a streetlamp and enderman interbreed
Lookin’ at those jacked up teeth I understand why you hide instead
Of coming out of the mountains, it’s because he’s Sire-inbred

Siren Head:
Nice fit, of course this battle is my shortest
Nice bitch, I took her to my forest
Showed her my tree trunk, voice lower than Corpse’s
You’re soft tissue I could rip you with a chorus
Check the views which tells us who clicked 
Wanna make content? I’m in more battles than you bitch
Sorry - change that last line to “your stupid”
Cause cursing’s too edgy for somebody who’s spoon fed 
You’ve been flowing off beat since measure one 
Try to grab some ear plugs but even then you're done
I’ll be destroying your voice so you better run
‘Fore I kill the biggest pussy since the one from Henderson

Eric:
Oooh that’s a bar, I’m so glad I wrote that
Your fans take any hint of lore and then instantly note that 
The modern Slenderman version of Carrie: “He could vaporize you with his invisible eyes”
Henderson tried so hard to make you scary, he left his reader’s barely alive
Let me just peep this: this man’s got telekinesis, super high speeds and he’s freakishly tall with some skeleton knees and 
Shape shifts when he pleases, fourth dimensional maybe even 5D then
I’m supposed to react when we see him on the streets cause my friend sent a fake video on my twitter DM?
How frightening, I’m peein’! Jesus! What’s next? You gonna walk on water, Jesus?

Siren Head:
Aww did someone try to go off since they got their little feelings hurt now?
I’m surprised you can spit a rhyme with Eddie’s fucking dick in your mouth
With your rants in the serious channel, you’re a bigger threat, can’t you see?
When you’re boasting your opinion on abolishing religion...christian-vanity
I’m the patron saint of leaving no trace, like your youtube channel upload dates 
What you call going crazy on the flow’s more lately like little flecks but even more tame
Snakebite with no venom, Patrick with less vision, like Gamer but without the brand recognition
Stuck in the shadow of young competition that you’re trying to ditch like your old name

Siren Head vs Eric the Audible. FRB vs. Anything.

BORN IN THE DEPTHS (FT. Rehabilitation)

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Well, here we are; half way through the wave! Thanks for staying with me, people! :)
Vladimyr P as Jeffery Woods
Trakked as Billy Loomis
Beat produced by: Dansonn
Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Mixed by Vlad
Written by: Trakked, Jason Carreon, Redacted, and Vlad

Battle:
Jeffery Woods (0:13):
Another fate you could be choosin’ but it seems Loomis is loomin’ 
You think you’re destined to be abusin’, i assure you will be losin’
Listen, you seemed like a nice guy but that fried since your love died
When your dad had an affair with Prescott; your first taken life
You better know i’ll spit hotter than any lighter’s fire to the face
Seems like Ghostface is getting disgraced; i’ll waste this kid without a trace
Based on your obsession with horror films, it’s a shame that yours bombed
It was left behind by the critics; Like you were abandoned by your mom

Billy Loomis:
(Cut!) This Trollpasta should know I’ll be the director for this scene
Your only fans are prepubescents while I'm the guy that kills teens!
Your life’s just like a movie; oh wait, you couldn't even get yours
I mean, who’d like another cliche film about a rip-off joker bore?
Since you’re just a run-of-the-mill Psycho, I thought fans already lost ya
Wes Craven made me great, you’re only known cuz of MrCreepypasta!
Ya killed your own family and friends just cuz your feelings got hurt?
You'll end up truly “im-Prisoned” when I bury you in your own Dirt!

Jeffery Woods:
Your beliefs are fictional, your movie and your win too,
Even when being burned, I still look better than you!
So why am I taking jabs from a whiny, grimey failed jock?
When the reality is, you’re the biggest Ghost on your own busted-block!

Jeff the Killer:
Looks like I got some new meat; unlike your constant sequels it seems
But I've looked at your irony; you’re sure to not make me Scream
Went and inspired Scary Movie, seems you DID go insane
But you’ll meet the same fate; a couple caps in the brain 

Billy Loomis:
Wow, your raps make me go to sleep! But i’m sure that was what you’re going for
You see, this is all a fun game to me; I could just gut you like the other whores
It doesn’t matter if you get it right or wrong; you have no defence against my rhymes! 
I’ll defeat you with or without a motive since we all go a bit mad sometimes..

Ghostface:
Looks like you’ve seen a ghost, oh wait, that’s just bleach on your face!
Listen up, Jeff, the phone’s ringing, I’m sure it’ll put you in your place
There's no.. standin' the pain! I'm homicidal, like your brother
Gettin'.. beaten by Jane? I’ll have this fucker meeting his mother! (UGH)

Billy Loomis vs Jeffery Woods - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #5

The next AVDB audio will be posted to YouTube rather than SoundCloud, so be sure you’re subscribed to my YT channel if you don’t want to miss it: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6u5tHVsAaWYq_UreyZMufw

Anyways this was originally a battle for Dani’s series Anime Rap Clash, but he kindly gave it to me for this series. Cheers bud!

Goku Black:
I’m taking over life as one knows it, so you can hold your guilt
As I don’t plan on losing to a machine that Bulma could’ve built
I’ll stop this figure’s motion, before he tries to take me to his Holocaust
You may be governor outside here, but after stepping in, your power’s lost
Trying to bring my Dark Fate? It’ll result in a second Genisys
If you wish to get crushed again, then I commend your choice in nemesis
Can’t fake a smile on this, so grab your pistol or your uzis
I mean, there is sacrifice at the end of all your movies

The Terminator:
Scan complete: there are T-800 ways I could end you on this track 
You’re no threat to me, I take weak rap attacks like a kick to the back
Can’t even pick an accent, this fake god will meet his end
You act like such an infant, no wonder people thought you were Goten
I’m no Trunks, I don’t intend on holding fire against the truth
When I say I’ll beat you, I can do that, I am not shitting you 
This corrupt Robocop’s attempt at justice’s outshined by Great Saiyaman
You must be pretty lonely if teaming up with yourself is your plan

Goku Black:
You call me childish, but I bet that brat of yours helped you to speak that too

The Terminator:
Incorrect. I have detailed files on why I won’t take that diss from you

Goku Black:
Oh really? Well go and tell me something from your robot tumor

The Terminator:
You’re a Saga from the past, Bill and Ted are found more Super

Rosé Goku Black:
With this guy made before Avatar, I don’t think you’ll be bouncing back up
You’ve got Android eyes, and I’m not talking about what you’re counting up
Although, I will give you some credit; you’re an eco-friendly bot
As your franchise does nothing but recycle, right down to the plots!

The Terminator:
That diss came back as negative, all I can hear are screams and shouts
You’re getting more heated up than molten steel, dickwad. Just chill out
Turles has your shtick covered, your existence isn’t necessary
So I’ll do what Goku and Co. couldn’t; hasta la vista, baby.

Swedley as Goku Black
@mothmancha as The Terminator
Beat by Marsad Men
Written by: King Mewtwo and Dani Frias
Chiseled by: Legengo
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Cover Art by: Paige/CannibalWorms

Battle hint is same as last time lol

Goku Black vs The Terminator. Anything vs Dragon Ball

[HAPPY RAP BATTLE DAY!!]

Vladimyr P. as Phone Guy
Michael / Stark Media as Ghostface

*Phone Rings*

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
PHONE GUY
AGAINST
GHOSTFACE
BEGIN

Phone Guy:
Hello? Hello? I’m just here to spit a message
I Wes Craven a real fight but my words will cause quite the wreckage
And If you decide to stay on the line, I wanna hear you spit a good diss
Otherwise; you can make like your colorful counterpart and Munch on this

Billy Loomis:
This Deuteragonist’s Entertainment’s shit but a good diss is what you reckoned for?
You seem to have choked so I’ll put you on hold cuz in seconds I’d be deafened; sore
I’m Looming and assuming this automation only be spitting fill-uh
Imma Killer, pullin the trigger, but in rap I’m the Ghostface Killah!

Phone Guy:
The only thing you’re pulling the trigger on is your very poor career choice
Cuz I..dent-ify this Billy Guy who never in his life been shown rejoice

Ghostface:
When I step into your office, never knowing who it is, Scott the Phone Guy is prone to die
Cawthon will be coughing when I lay you in a coffin with your family life forever gone awry

Phone Guy:
You wanna talk about my family life? Well, here’s a tip
Don’t go around Stab-bing people if all you’re gonna do is trip
Better Dial up some better disses, but if you’re wanting a silent dispute
You’d be losing this bout, nothing’ta worry about, so I’ll put contact with you on mute
Your life is on the line, so it’s best that you skedaddle
(beat stops)

Ghostface:
(Beep, Beep, Beep) ..Do you like Horror Rap Battles?
Cuz I’ll make this one appealing and Hang you Up on the ceiling
And after this verbal beating you will need some mental healing
Just based on your raps, I would have guessed when it comes to flames you are not a sparker
But when I’m on your chest, it’s cardiac arrest, turning these 50 shades of purple darker

Purple Guy:
You would be the one to Wood-burrow emotions, behind that mask of anger: You’re hurt.
Try to hang me on the ceiling ..if you don’t trip on it first
You’re not the only thing getting Pres-caught; you hide behind your feels!
I mean, your life is not a movie, but every bar I spit is real!
Call me Springtrap when I bring raps as sharp as the locks when I’m spitting gold
But the color of kings met a broken throne, so finally a felon is overthrown
And for 30 years, I was broken alone; verbally murdering you on this Mike (mic)
And when a child like you doesn’t act right they’ll have to face with the Purple Guy

Ghostface:
This clown’s held up in the circus, this Ring Master fucks with your circuitry
With no cords attached, I’ll leave you dispatched, this Puppet’s pulling the strings
You should Banana Split with your Blumhouse bullshit, there is no SAVING THE
FNAF Franchise with your shit, unscary movie!
I wouldn’t wanna cuff this Furry, when ‘83 was enough to leave you chewed
Welcome to Kinksville, Afton! Population: you!
Your rhymes were commercial yet controversial, be careful what you hurdle cuz you were never scary
In the Shadow of Freddy, I’ll leave you Withered, another shade of purple if you try to come at me
PG’s rating is obvious, but I’ll do my best to make this battle R
Now I’ll slice through this Guard to give Security Scars
(Heh) You were quite the tough bean, but that wasn’t enough to beat me
Now you’ve faced with Father Death and I’ve made you both SCREAM

Purple Guy:
That jumpscare was pathetic; I’ll dismantle you regardless
You didn’t do Fantastic Fac-ing me, since you were left guard-less
There’s no rebooting your movies when MTV left you out to dry like Steve’s guts
I would come back any day to leave this Director Cut

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP (Hangs up)


John P. as Purple Guy


Writers: Vlad, Michael / Stark Media, and Eric the Audible
Beat Producer: Beatg33kz
Mixer / Effects: Vlad and Michael / Start Media
Cover Art Made by Michael / Stark Media

Phone Guy (Five Night's at Freddy's) vs Ghostface (Scream). Sinister Rap Battles

Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs Ghostface (Scream). Sinister Rap Battles

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another Half-Ass Rap Battle! Today we have a battle of minimal, pixelated games typically played out of boredom: Flappy Bird vs Chrome T-Rex. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Flappy Bird
Deegle as Chrome T-Rex
Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Light
Prod. by 2Deep

I’m coming back, the flyest bird. It’s undebated
To face an old fart that Atari would call outdated
Pterodactyl when I battle. So buddy, you oughta let go
People play you when they say “dammit, I guess so”
Takes a tap to flap over the crap that you spat out
Your life’ll fade to black quicker than your background
Mainstream? No way. Gameplay? so lame
So you should look up better rhymes… oh wait

An amputee duck with plastic surgery
Seems to struggle connecting to a beat to try to murder me
Grab your over-priced iPads and take a walk, dude
You’re smokin’ stolen pipes thinking Nintendo won’t stomp you
I’m Chrome polished. My desert’s less dry than what you’ve written, kid
I'm jumping over cacti, I can handle one little prick
What got removed faster, you from all the phones I can see
Or was it your creator, exiled from society?

Flappy Bird vs Chrome T-Rex | Half-Ass Rap Battle #2

DOUBLE-FIXED MIX
seriously? another Bill battle?
KiernenKing as primary Bill Cipher
Fightmarker, Mancha and Vladimyr P as secondary Bill Ciphers
Jacob G. as Shuma Gorath
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by DeegleNV
Written by Trakked, Michael Stark, FyxFynn and ColeDaCole

Battle:
Bill Cipher:
*laughter*
Ah, screw the announcer format, you all already know it’s me! 
The diabolical dream demon, hey, you’re already green with envy!
Geez, it seems the Many-Angled One might be too edgy!
You're just a green ink blob on paper, I'm a deadly hefty Freddy!
Say, Trakked, why did you put me up against this harmless Kraken,
When his only traction came from a cliche born in the trash bin?
Just a has-been that happens to have my abilities, except rhyme,
Because I’m thinking it’s well beyond The One Who Sleeps’ bedtime!

Shuma-Gorath: 
Dissing a living corpse of a series? Haha, How quaint!
I won’t need a Memory Gun to leave this Isosceles erased
Krueger’s cockiness is his downfall; no AXOLOTL could break your curse,
Deviants shipped you with that child, looks like you’ve got your own Cancer-verse!
You’re trapped in your own Bubble, confined within Oregon’s mess heap,
While the multiverse is for my taking! You barely make children XD.
Tried to leave people a-Gaster, while this so-called master's big plan
Was moreso a party for his friends, you're on par with This Man.
Been in much too many battles, and people still dread your name
But not because you strike fear, repetition’s more your game
Everything begins and ends with Shuma-Gorath, heed the message I am sending
You just end out as mediocre; seems your party’s finally ending

Bill Cipher:
Gravity Falls into my favor, with yours I can't say the same
Put down by your Doctor, now you’re just a tool for fighting games!
I'll make calamari outta Cthulhu, I mean, your Chaos Dimension's pitiful
Even my dreamscape's voice actors could leave this Lovecraftian miserable!

(Fightmarker)
Kicking you out of the Door-mammu, even he’s better with chaos
Your Strange fame’s always been a ghost; It’s time to perform a seance!

(Mancha)
I may know lots of things, but I’ll still put my two cents in!
Tried to become a second devil, but this comic still couldn’t Blendin!

(Vladimyr P)
Couldn’t kill your own betrayer? How sad, for a eldritch terror
You said it yourself, you’re true emptiness, as well as a cosmic-scale error!

(All Ciphers)
There’s no need to make a deal! To me, you’re absolutely useless

(Kiernen)
I’ll keep my eye on you, Gorath, your efforts are ultimately fruitless

Shuma-Gorath:
You spend your time tricking children, while I can instantly kill Ford
Because you have the type of performance that I wouldn’t even pay a Bill for
Bow down to Shuma-Gorath, for I am victorious in this versus
Your suffering cries are music to me, unlike your rap verses
You must be petrified, because your zodiac’s aren’t exactly “killer”
Turning a Blind Eye to the fact half of your shows runtime was filler
This is your Last Day of Magic, and you came up shorter than a gnome 
Cage-ing you in this bout, leaving you trapped twice in a glass dome

Bill Cipher:
It’s About to Get Weird, kid, so I suggest you slither away,
You couldn’t cut it in the MCU, so now you’re stuck in the funnies
Your sense of humor’s an illusion ;I hope we never meet again!
Because all your raps were holograms, a failure without his money! (HAHAHA!)

Shuma-Gorath:
You talk about money, yet your namesake destroys its use
Hell, Weirdmageddon must’ve come straight off a page from Dr. “Soos”!
You must be on a hunt for your Cyphers, since no-one could fund your scripts
Your time has come to burn, Bill, and Damnation is your punishment.

Bill Cipher vs Shuma-Gorath - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #10

LYRICS

Sonic.EXE:
Round 1, looks like I’m in a new zone, with the antagonist who wishes minds would turn from bored to blown
So pathetic, you pick off victims and leave Skype calls empty- Who was Phone?
Fake Facebook pages and accounts and this is what you do with your hype?
Thought people would piss their pants in the theatres at the sound “the glitch just typed”
Your Paranormal Activity could be summed up as a hat trick
I’ve seen better Internet PSAs out of Catfish!
You were terrorizing macbooks in your wack flick
But you thinking you’re relevant is the only thing that’s batshit
A sad bitch only made interesting ‘cause of suicide
You’d fit better on Netflix, next to 13 Reasons Why
I have to speak in police code, just for you to comprehend
That I’ll turn a 10-34 to 64xx

Laura Barns:
So the Creepypasta wiki bows down to you? Honestly, what should I expect?
You’re praised by the same community that puts their names behind “Sonic X-XX”
Guarded by diehard fans of garbage, while Sonic just Sez shit
So if you try to drop this battle, there will be serious consequences.
I know a lot about you, .EXE, you’re a mutated version of Zalgo
You stole your sound bites from Kefka and live in Mephiles’ Shadow!
So tone it down Smile Hedgehog, you’re useless without your Chaotic mic Control
Pre-teens terrified at your story; “oh god, the Rap Rat’s going to steal my soul!”

Sonic.EXE:
You’re too slow, Samara Morgan, what inspired you to get a toxic attitude?
Better yet, how about you take that tone to your movie, maybe you’d impress your viewers while you’re at it too!
I’m a god of your realm! My presence is ascended!
You’re a waste of a climax- talk about a “shit” ending
Close the tab window to escape a Blaire Witch Project!
And you’ll have a worse fate than another Dark Web hardship!

Laura Barns:
I’ve been to hell, so if you claim you’re God, then you can call me your Anti-Christ!
Swallow your fancy pride! The genre you preside is something you can’t stand beside!
An Affinity for kinned furries? Use those sharp teeth of yours and bite me!
Ditch the Youtube Let’s Play’s, your defeat is more suitable for LiveLeak!

CREDITS

Fightmarker as Sonic.EXE
https://soundcloud.com/fightmarker
Illuminasium As Laura Barns
https://www.castingcall.club/m/illuminasium

Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Additional writing help: Gamingplush64 and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
Mixed and Mastered by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Beat by 2Deep
Sonic.EXE Art by B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok

Sonic.EXE vs. Laura Barns (Unfriended) - Rap Battle

At long last a fresh new upload, we have horror Youtube personality, Chills, against the legendary horror presenter, Rod Serling, enjoy!

CAST
Chills: T Homie
Rod Serling: Mr. Tibbs

LYRICS:
CHILLS:
The last thing you want in your rap battle foe
Is a washed up writer who doesn’t know how to flow
Rod’ll get thunderstruck, stomping you with punchlines
As sick as a Nightmare at 20,000 Feet...Fungi
I kill with every letter, once my ill words meet your network
Even you’ll agree with sponsors Chills needs to be censored
With the lit bars I pack, you’ll have to tell your daughters that
Their father has died from a fourth heart attack

ROD:
A place as vast as space, and as void as your charisma
A place far less of science, and much more of an enigma
A place of fantasy called the Twilight Zone
Yet not even here could Dylan ever rhyme right, so
I’ll send chills down your spine as I send Chills down to Hell
Showing you generosity as I give you this L
No comparison between us, like cartoons to cult minds
You stretch harder for points than your channel stretches runtime
But if you want to rank Lovecraftian fears
There’s no horror quite as unknown as your rap career

CHILLS:
For a former soldier, you failed to fire a single shot
Even Bemis without glasses could see you wrote the weakest bombs
Remembered for one thing, all those plays and shows on TV flopped
We forgot, while I make bank every day with each new thing I drop
You’re a glorified political ad with each plot people watch
No wonder your reboots took the last of your charm and Peeled it off

ROD:
Androids invading? We inch closer every little day
This bot would’ve fooled me if the voice wasn’t a dead giveaway
As he stands irrelevant in his own time, finally Dylan sees 
My legacy will forever be timeless as infinity
Memes die while works of art will be eternally known
And now Chills has met his match in the Twilight Zone

Beat By: InsaneBeatz
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Chills vs Rod Serling| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Jughead Jay as Jeff Randell (Clarence)
Vladimyr P. as Double D (Ed, Edd, n Eddy)

Jeff Randell:
Fun Dungeon rumble with a Randell? I’m too much for you to handle
I’m pungent making you crumble; you can’t handle scented candles
You’ll redundantly spit disses more repeated than your name
Because Ed’s the only reason Edd and Eddy got their fame!
False advertising worthy opponents is one hell of a scam
In rap, or with math, I'll always be Surpassing this exam
And before you say it, don’t you dare call me a square!
I get more hats off to me than the mystery of your hair
I’ll knock your lights out, but you ain’t my Buddy, Stars
You’ll be Lost like the Playground if you think you’ll get far
Beat a prepubescent teen like there’s a problem at Petey’s
I’d get ya seeing Double but you’re missing all the D!

Double D:
It seems I’m squaring off against an aggressive 9 year old?
Now I’ll be putting all the dirt on this infectious germaphobe
If you’re tryna get it with Chelsea, then this isn’t the place to Rowe
Because your rhymes are more embarrassing than your extra toe (oh!)
This Plank is dissing dull against a verse with so much flavor
So in that case, I suppose, I’ll give you this Jawbreaker
I’ll Bee Spelling it for you; you cannot see your chance to win
‘cause I'm the smartest Rap-matician than you have ever been
Eddy’s a Money Broom Wizard; you’re more akin to his brother
Getting your licks in like you learnt it from one of your mothers?
Your body’s built to wrong proportions, which means, physically you’re weak
I’d tell you to stick with the classic’s but you’re already overshadowed by Harvey Beaks

Jeff Randell:
Toe to toe with a polydactyly? Best try a new strategy
Cause my theories disprove your purgatory’s contemporaneity
Burnin’ oven mitt to a crisp, just to make ya’ FusionFall
You're a double dickhead while I’ve got a pit of plentiful balls
I’m Jeff! I’m the best! I’ll be putting you to the test
When I’m taking care of each one of the Edds and all the rest!
Sporting disses quite well-rounded more than my head is at all
And I’ve got one with your name on it! Let’s play dodgeball...

Double D:
You’re quite the coward! This sis is comparable to the Kankers (ow..)
This clean neatfreak can’t even practise proper Bedside Manners
I’m lyrical and analytic; this prick is plainly pitiful
An anti-social hopeless case who like his past-time is trivial
Quit trippin’ or you’ll break like you did Belson’s game machines
Can’t best a spelling bee but wins at being an uptight drama queen
No need for general knowledge to know what you spit are lies
Cause this perfectionist takes ridicule as well as.. he does his Fries.

Writers: Vlad and Uncredited
Best Produced by Tristan
Audio Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Jughead Jay

Jeff Randell vs Double D. Universal Rap Battles

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