this took way too long to finish but i stopped caring a long time ago
[im not actually back i just wanted to get this released]

underscores as Springtrap
MetaMachine as Big Chungus

Springtrap:
Another phantom’s in the halls, I’ll add him to the Scrap pile
You got no shot against reborn demons when we’re left to rap vile
Two-faced doppelganger hack, skills in rap are what you lack
The illest to break the mould/mold when I’m scorching like the tract
Attemptin' burning, but I'm assurin' a come-back; there's no Bonus Round when I leave a Chung trapped
A hallucination on par with the AC’s lung crap, but no comparison when I tear and lunge that
The ceaseless deceasing Caesar seizes any Looney meme
When I leave the grey hare purple-hued, bruised, creaking at the seams
BC was an ancient, dead shitpost 'till 2019's locks, see
Reddit hopped on unfunny tubby bunnies like their names were Phantom Foxy
And now you're dead in your tracks again, withering in cracks
For you, it seems that they don't… always, come back.

Big Chungus:
Eh, shut up doc! You want a challenger in killing zeal?
You'll do more than spring out when kids are your Achilles heel
Crawl back to your vents before you vent about that weak demeanour
(Eh) And with that fursuit carcass, guess you're the real stinker!
I'm spittin' sick like it's your attraction's blackened mold
You blast 'ta sound clips, wit-less, playin’ camera whack-a-mole
But you love chasing vocals, so just try this on for size
When this’ll be a more crippling flaw than your fursuit’s springing ties
I’m the biggest, coldest chungus plungin’ any opposition
Lunge at grungy runnin’ bunnies in more of a mess than their condition
All it took was five unfriendly ghosts to back up and unfold 'ya
Submit to your own sin, Afton!
...That oughta hold ya!

dont replace the m in mexico with s

These two were chosen to wield these blades and now they use them to face each other. Shulk, the main hero of Xenoblade Chronicles, and Sora, the main hero of Kingdom Hearts. Which is the chosen one of this battle? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Shulk:
It’s Shulk’s time since your game is one I don’t care for
With the stupid complex story and a weak and cheesy moral
“Light can overcome the darkness” god you make me wanna barf
The only key that you don’t have is the one to Kairi’s heart
Disney and Final Fantasy? Who thought of this crossover?
Your franchise is overrated and nothing but mediocre
I had a vision, no surprise, you’re not winning this
Ask me about my chances and I’ll say I’m really feeling it!

Sora:
I’ll make this Simple and Clean, I feel like you’re just jealous
How come you can see things coming yet still fail to prevent it?
There’s no Monado Art that’s able to match my might
And apparently it wasn’t enough to save Fiora’s life
You diss about my franchise but for you, I’ll really mention
That yours is getting fanservice way more than Fire Emblem
You boast about your blade’s power but really, I’m not amazed
And you’re taking all the credit stealing Reyn’s catchphrase

Shulk:
By your third game, you’re grown up but still act like a kid
I’ll be sure to call you up whenever I need a locksmith
Your endless hours of gameplay was already enough
Why would people want to waste time playing your spin offs?
You’re a Nobody and you really have nothing on this
And your verses were more boring than the storyline with Roxas
I’ll call Dunban, Riki, all my crew in for a Chain Attack
You think Donald and Goofy are enough to fight back?

Sora:
I know they’ll be because my friends will always be beside me
Your bars had no soul, join Organization XIII
For five years, your game’s been dead cause no one gave a crap
Get the real vision Shulk, you’re just famous cause of Smash
I took down Hades twice and gone toe to toe with Hercules
You wouldn’t be alive right now due to your greatest enemy
My heart’s still alive and beating while your heart is growing weak
You still think you have me beat? To that I say….

Donald Duck:
Ah! Phooey!

Shulk:
You seem more stupid than anyone that’s a fan of ya
You lost all dignity when you’re dancing in Atlantica
Your feats aren’t that great, you don’t know what you’re dealing with
I mean one of your boss fights is an invisible chameleon
You’re fighting Heartless while I’m fighting giant robots
And the backstory with Xehanort is confusing as fuck
And if you really think I’ll be beat by the likes of you
Then your ego must must be bigger than the size of your shoes

Sora:
All of Shulk’s rhymes are sucking and after, Shulk will be sulking 
All cause Shulk is just salty he has a fanbase of nothing
Yes my games do take hours, that means more fun to be played
You just downgrade to a cameo in the expansion of the second game
Bring your Chain Attack with your crew to gang up on me
I’ll go into my Drive Form as I lay waste to your colony
This blade was given to me as part of my destiny
Unlocking all the answers and I guess you’d say I got the key

CAST:
TunnelBerg as Shulk
HyperJacob96 as Sora and Donald Duck (cameo)

Beat Produced by Audio Network

Shulk Vs Sora - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

This was our submission into CBRB's 48 hour challenge. Hope you all enjoyed it. 

Jay Gatsby - JustGamer
Tommy Wiseau - Adam

Jay Gatsby Verse 1
I'm surprised a man like you would partake in spitting disses
Old sport, I thought slapping crap together was supposed to be MY business
My plot is twice as complex and it has less than half the pages
Your time as a meme is over, but I’ve stayed relevant for ages
You act like a clown on and off screen, a joker’s got me curious
This half speed bootleg human being will be screaming, “Wiseau serious!”
I'm an American novel icon, you can't attain the status of the Great
I'll make you leave this country, getting beat like it's a drug raid


Tommy Wiseau Verse 1
You are big drama queen, so I am going to tell you something 
All you had to say was “I did not hit her!” You big dummy! (Hahaha)
I used my money to make art you could never achieve
You got your money by making boots that were cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap 
I’m beloved by all the internet, your own love betrayed you
Only time you'd get a following is when George is chasing you
When it comes to crimes, drawing lines, I think you are amateur 
And you clean up Daisy’s mess, no wonder you are janitor (hahaha)


Jay Gatsby Verse 2
I get why you’re “The Disaster Artist” with that display you've given us
How is it that you’re praised as the face for bootleg cinemas?
Don't talk about hit and runs, you've got trouble of your own sir
When the Room was your only success, now you've got Foreclosure 
My story’s esteemed, receiving high marks from all my readers
You're known for sleazy nerds screaming “Oh hi Mark” in the theater 
Want more chances as director? Keep reaching for that green light
I'm a veteran, dropping bombs better than you ever did on the mic


Tommy Wiseau Verse 2
You are on Tommy Wi-show! And now I will explain
You need to stop giving smart readers like me brain pain
I will gat Gatz and leave scene like it was hit and run
You fought in World War but I fire shots like I am Tommy gun
Let’s make this like the Titanic, I’ll be drowning you with my flow
Press F for Fitzgerald, his big creation really blows 
I am still making money from my big box office “bomb”
And I’ve make it Buch-canon, that Jay always loses to a Tom

Tommy Wiseau Vs Jay Gatsby - 48 Hour Challenge - Discord Rap Battles

SUS!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LITTLE SECKS IS SUSSS!!!!!😂😂😂😂

LITTLE SUS 😂😂😂😂😂 RAP BATTLE😂😂😂😂

Villager (AC):
It’s the bro smashin’ ball droppin’ boy throwing pots
Crossing this Animal? You’re the chicken, I’m the fox!
Ask Isabelle, there isn’t a mayor like me—the best!
The only thing you’re good for is all the goodies inside your chests
Don’t take another Pig-step unless into your house to quit
Don’t want to hear any wards coming from this ugly Squid
No-hand-having freak! Find your precious Golem; hide!
You winning this is less believable than Herobrine!

Villager (M):
Huh... I noticed that you’re looking a little perplexed
Enter the Woodlands and all your villagers will be Vex-ed
Crashin’ my Happy Home thinkin’ I won’t put up a fight
Wild World if all you see is talking creatures day and night
Huh! That verse wasn’t worth any of the greens I give!
Outrageous! You’re not teachin’ kids the right way to live!
Your verse was weak and fatigue, mine shines bright like diamonds
After this, I don’t see anything New in your Horizons!

Villager (AC):
Should’ve stayed in bed, fighting this mob isn’t safe!
Calling me outrageous? How ‘bout a quick look at your trades!
My games blew up like a Creeper, while you’re only known from memes
My Creative Survival skills are monuments compared to Steve’s

Villager (M):
Time Traveling? Herr... must be a corrupted seed...
I’ll throw him in a ravine after I’m done pullin’ this weed
Oh my Notch—you block-head! I won’t turn over a New Leaf
This kid cracked from the pressure-plate of this TNT emcee!

Cast:
nEon as The Villager from Animal Crossing
Dani Frias as The Villager from Minecraft
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by SPM1000
Beat prod. by Bob Bradley of Audio Network
Art by DonivideR

Villager vs Villager - Crazy Diss Wars of the Universe

This is a super passion-oriented project that has been in the works for literally nearly two months, so much so that I wasn't sure it'd release. Partially because I wanted to do these amazing games--especially Phasmophobia--justice, and had a very specific artistic vision that I wasn't sure if I could pull off effectively in the way I'd want.
I'm happy to say that this is finally out. Not to mention I am pretty damn proud of how it came out.
Special thanks to EVERYONE involved in this project. Y'all really carried this shit, not me. If it weren't for the help of amazing VAS, Jacob for the thumbnail and some early beta feedback-givers, this wouldn't be here in the state it is.
And thus, I give you my boldest project yet. Hope you guys like it. :)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HyPrmUdW_4P_gRTv5HOIBKNKqmRidNx9hWaWggp4-hA/edit?usp=sharing

Phasmophobia vs. Sign of Silence // Alex's Rap Battles #9

Yo MAMA!!!
Alanon as the announcer
Eric the Audible as Ryu 
JordanShowish as Liu Kang
Written by Trakked, Snakebite and WDRB
Beat by The Unbeatables
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Jordanshowish

Battle:
Ryu:
Came in search for someone worthy, yet a killer monk appears
Raiden's lackey's lacking sense if he chooses to come near
The Satsui no Hado plagues me, but your thoughts plague yourself
You're an outdated copy, a cartridge stuck on the shelf
Best escape with a Bicycle, cause no kick can subdue me
A personality even worse than the ratings on your movies
You should see that fatalities aren't in the wise path
Seems though, you've already succumbed to your side's wrath
Its evident this Revenant's just a blight on fighters
A pestilence that meddles with his fire like a lighter
Killed by your enemy and protector, it's clear you're unworthy
Put down your mic and fight; for no words can hurt me

Liu Kang:
Serving Earthrealm is my duty, but there's no saving your series
All bark and no bite, so you can't battle, clearly.
Droning on isn't my style, I lost interest Mid-Way
Thought I became a zombie again; your raps dulled my brain
While this homeless orphan’s left roaming the world, searching for fights
I’ve won the trophy in every tournament I’ve been in with sheer might
Against the likes of Scorpion, sorcerers, and soldiers of ice
And now I’m scorching this corpse with a fatality on the mic
You've rapped wrong, Capcom's mascot's a disgrace
No impact on other media so you have to save face
I’m the chosen one, a holy son, before you wanna dance
Change your catchphrase to "You must defeat Liu Kang to stand a chance"


Ryu vs Liu Kang. Fighting Game Rap Battles.

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of Nintendo's lesser-known parts of their handheld consoles; the Gameboy Camera vs Flipnote Studio. Enjoy!

-LYRICS-

GBC:
Yo. I point at you and shoot your bars down one-by-one
And when I snap, I don’t gotta ask Who You’re Running From
Off your store and went away, you’ll get erased from your separate page
I’m bringing hella flames on MS Paint with extra frames
I pioneered cameras leaving every face with smiles
While Hatena users were like “XD Gangnam Style”
Wait, I was more able to get on a console? Damn bruh
Smile! You got ass-whooped by Gameboy Camera!

Flipnote:
I ain't afraid again, I’ll keep on rhyming ‘til the end
I flow like water, I’m too fly. I’ll keep on dissing ‘til you die
A verbal drop kick is all I need to clap back
I didn’t frog hop on a track to fight monochromatic Snapchat
Ya know what’s sadder than a Shy Guy with no phone?
I’ll call Guinness to report “least pixels in a photo”
I only need three colors to beat ya red, blue, and black! Ouch
May be out of Print these days, but you still just got Stamped-out

Commander Jacob as Gameboy Camera
YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjj...
SoundCloud: @commanderjacob
Twitter: twitter.com/commander_jacob

Fightmarker as Flipnote Studio
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZ...
Twitter: https://twitter.com/THEFIGHTMARKER
SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/fightmarker

Written by Commander Jacob and MetaMachine
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Prod. by Kustom

Gameboy Camera vs Flipnote Studio | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Vladimyr P. as Peter Parker / Spider-Man
garbageGothic as Faith Connors

Peter Parker / Spider-Man:
Oh my, it’s another criminal for me to fight?
Although, we should compromise because you and I are alike.
Acrobatics, wall runners, swingers, CQCs..
It’s like I’m looking in a mirror. Wait. Are you actually me?
You can’t be! I’m friendly and you’re a thief on the street
So you’ll end up like your sister.. crushed in defeat (ouch)
You’re fragile in battle, surprised you’re not made of glass too
I’m quite Amazing; doing the things you could never do!
My Spidey-Sense tingle from all that has been considered
When it comes to Fate, Connors, I would’ve preferred The Lizard
The gun; you’re jumping, so quit your stunting
I think it’s best for both you and I if you just kept on running

Faith Connors:
You wanna talk about Amazing? But that verse was atrocious
I noticed that Spider-Boy’s feeble mind is hopeless
You got the power part right.. Just look at that agility
But stepping to the Jumper? Tell me, where is your responsibility?
You are a liability, just like your Uncle
Peter Parker picked a fight with pickled peppers; heating up this rumble
And you’ll fumble with no tumble so you can’t recover
I don’t feel good dissing you but to clean up; I need a duster
You’re angsty, snapping like Stacy, you tryna stall? 
Your whining pushed me to the Edge like It’s another Baby Protocol
You’ll never be like Tony, but let’s see
If after I have robbed your victory; you can Avenge a beat

Spider-Man:
What you thwipped hurt my ears, glad you’re giving me a break
Because you got a lot to say but I’d rather listen to Drake
I got electronic gadgets, you got Electronic Arts;
And you dare try to tell me who’s the best man for this part?
Feminists November Riot your auditions for the Boob-tube
I mean, cosplayers upload better parkour than you on Youtube!
No need to be the highest to shatter this Mirror’s Edge
My win is colored in and yours? Only a sketch.

Faith Connors:
Shame, that’s all you got? I could go on for Miles
I’m surprised that you didn’t bring in Matt Murdock for this trial
This Juvenile's showing vigilance while my potential’s limitless 
Your Verse was versatile; but always known to be infamous
You’re no hero; A screw-up! I suppose that’s in your nature
Can’t ever go One More Day without putting loved ones in danger
That bite is a curse, slowly killing you every day.
And the “power” inside you is why you lost your MJ.

Writers: Vlad, DCARaps, and Uncredited
Beat Producer: DIDKER Producer
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Thank you DCA for letting me finish this :)

Peter Parker (Spider-Man) vs Faith Connors (Mirror's Edge). Universal Rap Battles

Kira vs White Face - Remastered

Salvati as Kira
Energykid as White Face

Beat by InsaneBeatz

Kira:
Someone keeps breaking the rules. It seems to bring this to light
I need to find identity and begin writing this fight
This list.txt is listless, bitch - you're lost, locked down bits
Wrecked a pixelated nightmare's skewed visions, all closing down like your win10
It's difficult to gauge your success, see
When all your avid fans found your game from EXE
So let's see, right as I cut down through your garbage wire
We'll see exactly how your madness worked: Markiplier!

White Face:
Is that a challenge? I like playing games.
But you're not balanced against nigh endless names
Because you're playing by my rules, and I'm writing Light's fate for him
It's a shame there's no Death Footnote for the ending of your story
Sure, this match could have been even, it's a shame you're just human
Because you're taking the pen name of your rival and losing
...huh? Oh, the door is locked, don't even try to leave
To escape you need a single thing that's actually on beat (chuckle)

Kira:
This is the real world, creep - I'll easily end this faker
When I DDoS the failed, pale freak from GameMaker
And I can’t help but wonder how it'll be
When the player finds out you're an edgy self-insert OC
And there's no traces in this cold face's code bases
Of any rhyme or reason for basis of all your names
May be nameless, but you'd be very rightfully scared
Cause you're contained like any other common virus: VMware

White Face:
It really warms my heart you think you’ve won this
Think you’ve got enough for six shots; not even one hit
You tried to higher your score but now I’m tired and bored
So I’ll just show this shattered tyrant the door
You can’t delete me even with those rhymes you wrote
Your power’s granted by effectively a post it note
May as well set my loneliness up
Because I’m gonna send you right back to square one

Kira vs White Face. Rap Battle!

Thumbnail by Fightmarker 

Lyrics by everyone

Freshy Kanal
Commander Jacob
Zawesome
Brooke Morgan
Zim 11037
Snakebite126
GengoMain
Fightmarker
Matthew Thomas
DNA_Fox
Little Secks
Rabi
Sebb
Mancha
JChay
Vladimyr P.

Battle Of The Year 2020 Thank You Speech

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