Bonus rap battle spin-off of Lame-Ass Rap Battles. More goofy match ups, one verse each, no announcer, and is likely to have episodes better than the main series.

Half-Ass Rap Battles

Rap Battles

Here you'll find my favorite battles of this year! Why wasn't I able to do this last year? Because I wasn't around long enough to see all the battles, thus not allowing me to make a full list of my favorite battles. With that in mind, I hope you enjoy my list for this year!

Fawful's Favorite Rap Battles of 2021

Favorite Battles of 2021

uh okay so uh basically i had a dream where i saw rowan atkinson at a party and played him bean vs chaplin which is why i used that beat but the announcer just said jim henson vs bowser jr so here we are happy april fools

Mr. Tibbs as Jim Henson/Kermit the Frog
Snakebite126 as Bowser Jr./Shadow Mario
Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Prod. by InsaneBeatz

-LYRICS-

Jim:
Yo! My army’s more than a frog for this lizard
Origami King? I’m the Fraggle rock to your scissors 
You’re like Oscar the Grouch’s house, because you’re trash
Kermit:
Walking ‘round tryna kill a dude with a mustache 
I run this Sesame Street, but got those underground bars
Kermit:
With those goofy rhymes, makes sense that you ride a clown car
Spit Dark like a Crystal. I’m second to no other
Kermit:
Mario? You need Maury, bro.
Jim:
Peach is not the mother!

Bowser Jr.:
This is Boswer Jr.’s Fury, so don’t bother running up
Cuz I Shine on the mic and I burn like the Sun. You’re done!
Check that ugly mug, my paintbrush couldn’t touch it up
So make like your Muppets and shove it up in your fucking butt
Those rhymes were cancer. Did they come out your damn throat?
I make shadows puppets
Shadow Mario:
you just live your puppet’s shadow
After always snatching F.L.U.D.D., I’m used to taking flows away
Bowser Jr.:
I’ll drop the brush, I just painted you more red than Elmo’s face

Jim Henson vs Bowser Jr. | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

The Destroyer of Worlds Kamen Rider Decade/Tsukasa Kadoya battles against the Disaster Pokemon Absol to see who's the better being that's rumored to be a disaster bringer.

HyperJacob96 as Tsukasa Kadoya and Absol

Tsukasa:
Everybody has a reason to stand strong and fight
No one can stop you from fighting for what you think is right
But against the Passing-Through Kamen Rider, none of that applies!
So remember this well: trying to fight me is unwise!
I got a flow so smooth, it’s like I’m Riding the Wind
Your defense stat is crap! You have no ways to defend
from this beating! So how do you expect to beat this card-wielding master
when even the Pokedex thinks that you’re just a disaster?!

Absol:
It says I warn others of the dangers that may ensue 
Though I couldn’t save them from the disaster known as you
Don’t need my Future Sight to see that losing here is your fate
‘Cause your rapping’s more bizarre than the pictures you take!
With a Night Slash, I’ll Cut apart this Psycho with ease
You’re the Destroyer of Worlds? You’re just a world travelling freak
who travels with his companions, acting like the 10th Doctor!
You’re more of a Kaito than your friend, but that’s not a Dai Shocker!

Tsukasa:
Compare me to Kaito? Then for you, it’s Diend!
You’re weak to Bugs and Kicks? Those are things I specialize in! 
Your lyrical Taunts aren’t effective without your trainer’s directions!
And with my K-Touch, I’ll Completely erase you from existence!
I’m the King of the Rider Worlds! Strongest Heisei Rider! 
You’re an Absol-ute threat to others! Forever an outsider!
You say you warn others of the disasters that can occur?
Too bad you couldn’t warn yourself that your loss has been assured!

Absol:
You need over 30 forms just to say you’re the strongest?
All I need’s my Absolite, and this battle’s no contest!
Anything you bring up, I’ll Magic Bounce it back!
Say that I’m useless without a trainer? You need your cards to attack!
Your verse was more confusing than as to which side you’re on! 
And with a Black Hole Eclipse, you’ll Perish in this rap Song!
I’m glad your series ended quickly. Everyone found it so boring!
‘cause in the words of Wataru Kurenai: You have no story!

Tsukasa Kadoya Vs Absol - Rap Battle

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin. CMRB

In the first episode of Half-Ass Rap Battles (the bonus spin-off of Lame-Ass Rap Battles) we have a pizza slice against a hamburger because why not, I had fun with it.

Written by Commander Jacob
Freshy Kanal as Pizza
Commander Jacob as Hamburger
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Prod. by 2Deep

Pizza:
Come out the oven deep-dish when I got to rap a line
Cause you got no flavor like the fries you come with half the time
Reppin’ Italy critically. All your mascots disturbin’ me
I’ll have you drop in the ER, get your ass back to Germany
I have enough cheese. Get a taste, mate. Cream you, but don’t wanna taste mayonnaise
Rhymin’ supreme. Steppin’ to me and I’m havin’ ya bleed. Getting ketchup to spray, k?
Whatchu got, lettuce? Broseph, ya never toppin’ me
Go ahead and slice me up, that just means more people chompin’ me

Burger:
Hey, I placed an order, but it came with too much cheese, bruh 
I’ll need an extra-hot verse, I got a pizza to heat up
No way you can fuck with me. I out-pizza the hut, ya see?
If you wanna rat me out, I’ll send you back to Chuck E. Cheese
Got a red dot on you like a pepperoni, homie
Ordering pineapple’s the only way you be spittin’ grossly
Give ya girl my meat and make some bread. I’m a phenomenon
With you I’m intolerant, but no way more than Papa John

Pizza vs Burger | Half-Ass Rap Battle #1

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another Half-Ass Rap Battle! Today we have a battle of minimal, pixelated games typically played out of boredom: Flappy Bird vs Chrome T-Rex. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Flappy Bird
Deegle as Chrome T-Rex
Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Light
Prod. by 2Deep

I’m coming back, the flyest bird. It’s undebated
To face an old fart that Atari would call outdated
Pterodactyl when I battle. So buddy, you oughta let go
People play you when they say “dammit, I guess so”
Takes a tap to flap over the crap that you spat out
Your life’ll fade to black quicker than your background
Mainstream? No way. Gameplay? so lame
So you should look up better rhymes… oh wait

An amputee duck with plastic surgery
Seems to struggle connecting to a beat to try to murder me
Grab your over-priced iPads and take a walk, dude
You’re smokin’ stolen pipes thinking Nintendo won’t stomp you
I’m Chrome polished. My desert’s less dry than what you’ve written, kid
I'm jumping over cacti, I can handle one little prick
What got removed faster, you from all the phones I can see
Or was it your creator, exiled from society?

Flappy Bird vs Chrome T-Rex | Half-Ass Rap Battle #2

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have the monochrome LCD character against the monochrome LSD character; Mr. Game & Watch vs Grey Man. Enjoy!

Raichous as Mr. Game & Watch
Mr. Tibbs (Gridline Studios) as Grey Man

Written by Commander Jacob w/ help from Zawesome
Mixed by Light
Prod. by Marsad Men

-LYRICS-

Game & Watch:
Parachute in to win, it’s an icon you’re fighting, man
This Fire man throws bacon, eggs, and fine raps off a frying pan
Been Ball-ing from the start. Where’ve you been? I can’t tell
As an expert, I can say fame’s something you’ve never handheld
This rapping trampoline lander’s smacking you like a 9 hammer
And your win’s a crazier dream than those of all your programmers
Slenderman in a trench coat? He only has one mode: stalk
Mister, watching your game has got me watching my own clock

Grey Man:
A fat-nosed shadow thinks that he's fit for battle? Boy I'll laugh
When I have him tripping and he still tries to fight with oil cans 
Ring your bell for help! I’m Krueger of the PlayStation
Leaving beats and dreams corrupted. Still think it's an emulation?
Here’s the red Flagman; you’ll get slaughtered just from napping
It’s one of your two functions; learn it’s time to stop rapping
I Violently Diss-strict. The pain won’t leave when you wake up.
Even people who play Smash have forgotten you like a brain flush

Mr. Game & Watch vs Grey Man | Half-Ass Rap Battle #3

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of the edgy spooky versions of characters, one ironic, one unironic: Sonic.EXE vs Corrupted Jacob

-LYRICS-

Sonic.EXE
(Yo) ever since Things That Aren't That Scary Month, I know you've been hating, my guy
So many souls, so Slowpoke.EXE should quit wasting my time
You’re like Tom with my CD; too pussy to destroy a track, dog
Lyrics coming at you at Super Sonic speed: I am Rap God
Too tapped out for round 2. Searched your Commander’s channel, even I never Found You
Cameos are all you amount to. I got a jester's laugh, and I’m still bout to clown you
When I’m rappin, I go batshit. I’m attacking with some hacking. I’m the spin-dashing classic
This wack-ass damn kid’s the static cross-breed fanfic of Darkiplier and a sad squid, that’s it

Corrupted Jacob:
Zalgo in a fursuit? Oh no, my wee little heart!
Ya meant to be creepy, but spawned extremely… DeviantArt 
Like Sally Simp, you’re gonna get left in stitches when fighting me
Your fame was as short as your face in your own fucking title screen
Fucking cheesy ass. Your game got me board as shit, you damn Rap Rat
Check the anger and the eyeballs; my dude needs a pack of Tampax 
Trolled this pasta back to his wiki, too lame for me to eat ya
Haven’t seen someone as bad with words since JC the Hyena

Alex the Beast as Sonic.EXE
Commander Jacob as Corrupted Jacob
Written by Commander Jacob w/ help from TimeLord
Edited and thumbnailed by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Light
Prod. by Retnik

Sonic.EXE vs Corrupted Jacob | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

(This battle went from conception to release in almost exactly one week. It's just a little bonus to celebrate the new year. We all want to forget 2020 ever happened and move forward, and these characters symbolize that feeling perfectly.)

GamingPlush64 as Goner Kid
Snakebite126 as Bloody GIR

Goner Kid:
Have you ever thought about a world in which you don’t exist?
A world where Jhonen didn’t probe this gorey picture to show to kids?
A world where he didn’t throw a fit and stick you into episodes of Zim?
A world where you shone on Nick and weren’t forced to shill for Netflix?
A world where your show went from cult classic to legendary
A world where your execs weren’t forced to scrap it for ratings 
It terrifies me… but that timeline is now gone, and well,
When it comes to your cash flow… It’s Raining Somewhere Else
An easter egg in the background with opacity all the way down will not make viewers squeal
And it’s certainly pertinent that your entire cult fanbase can’t even agree when you’re real
So best check your Fun Value ‘cuz I think your show is a bore and Nick’s golden boy does it way better
You’ve got no umbrella to cover your shame on the mic under my reign, so let’s just forget this

Bloody GIR:
You’re weird. (hmmm) in dire need of some self esteem
‘Cuz your bars just keep missing - call you MC number seventeen
You’re already so pale, guess this kid’s lightweight
Well, I’ll turn you Bloody too ‘cuz you’re In my way.
No Undyne to save you - my rhymes with scathe you
While you hide away and lie in wait to
Occupy a day you find a human to whine and complain to
‘Bout how your timeline hates you - while I just make do
You can find my face by brightening frames and I’m gracing who I’m opaque to
And on a beat I spit
Your burns are just taking the piss - Gonorrhea Kid
It’s Bloody GIR - I be thuggin’ runnin’ a clean verse
I gave my show a claim to fame - you just muddied yours

Goner Kid:
I told you to forget me… I do not want to face you...
Please get this battle’s editor to digitally replace you...
Your Followers have moved on… you’re no longer their CORE...
Make like your fanbase and don’t think about this anymore...

Bloody GIR:
Don’t like my appearance? Well, check the other fourteen
I take the dub, you’re taking after W. D.
Your talent must’ve been what Gaster Dark, Darker, Yet Darker Harvested
You sucked so hard they should rename you to Hyper Goner Kid

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Coverart by Rabi
Mixed and Mastered by adroitwhiz
Illustrated by BMB
Beat prod. by Ihaksi

Goner Kid vs Bloody GIR - Urban Legend Rap Battle

5 Years ago, I posted a Rap Battle between Voltorb and Bob-Omb on YouTube. That battle became one of my most viewed videos on YouTube, and it was praised more than I thought it would be.  It turned me into some random newbie community member that did a few meh live-action battles into what I am today. So you can imagine how much this battle means to me.
So I decided to make a re-done audio of Voltorb vs Bob-Omb as my thanks for enjoying the original! :)

Same:
-Beat (I was gonna make an updated version of the beat, but I got lazy...)
-Lyrics
-General direction for the voices of Voltorb, Bob-Omb, and Creeper

Changes:
-Voltorb's verse has a few notes changes in order to sound less like ERB's Robocop's singing.
-Electrode's voice is less deep and audio effects are different. (If I end up using Electrode in ERBoPokemon, this is what he'll sound like) 
-King Bob-Omb sounds a lot more closer to what I originally envisioned.
-Overall mixing is better (now that I use Adobe Audition instead of a mixture of Adobe Premiere, Sound Forge, and Garageband.)

[5 YEARS AFTER] Voltorb Vs Bob-Omb - Rap Battle

Hello and Happy New Year! We’re gonna kick Gridline off with a smooth banger to start the year! Today we have legendary British graffiti artist, Banksy, against children's book hide-and-seek extraordinaire, Waldo! Enjoy!

CAST:
King Mewtwo as Banksy
Zawesome as Waldo

LYRICS:
BANKSY:
Throughout my life I was branded a valueless mope
Who vandalized public property, but There was Always Hope
You think that legality would stop me from making art? Nah
Look, I'm putting up a fight while you're running from your Odlaw
Seemed devoted to Wilma, then you went ahead and ditched her
Cos the friendly thirtysomething preferred her twin sister
Here’s the elephant in the room, you’re not the only one of you
You were in the back of Martin’s mind when he was coming up with you
When I slip in a crowd, no one spots me when they pass
Yet the whole world recognizes your candy cane looking ass
Artisitcally anonymous, I’ll beat you with your walking stick
After I go to drop a diss, they’ll really ask where Wally is

WALDO:
You can find me napping when you spit a diss so bland
That verse left me more bemused than a trip to Dismaland
I’m gonna beat this bummy black sheep so Banksy better step backsies
Because I get my lines from the Land of Nasty Nasties
I think you've done enough huffing of your "artsy" wall splats
You try to call them meaningful, but I think I can smell a rat
I keep eyes glued to pages just from staying well-hidden
And just when you think that you might’ve found me, you didn’t
When you were playing hide and seek, I was setting the standard
You need some help on the mic, I’ll lend you a Handford
You’re an overrated runt whose work is overly blunt
With a hollow phony front, a walking publicity stunt

BANKSY:
You could be alone on a page and still get ignored
‘Cause after your reboot, no one wants to find you anymore
I’m nameless and faceless and gained more traction than this git got
You’re a novelty, Wally. Why don’t you Exit Through the Gift Shop?

WALDO:
Is your face a Picasso? Cos I’ve never seen this man
I’ve seen more quality vandalism when it came from Penis Man
You used to have crowds flood into the cities that your work was in
But any love they may have had for you is now in the bin

Beat By: InsaneBeatz
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Waldo vs Banksy| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

What's up fellas I shat out a new pokemabattle, probably the stupidest battle I've ever made but I hope you enjoy it.

Snakebite126 as Kecleon
https://soundcloud.com/snakebite126
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81w

FyxFyn as Cramorant
https://soundcloud.com/krystalmeth02
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd8bI_pgbfo3X3AzQe-f_cQ

Kecleon:
Makes me wonder just what the standards are
Facing against an obnoxious mallard
With a face looking like he’s got brain damage and
Laced his fishies with toxic grasses
So Baby Bib might wanna duck out
When he’s facing this iconic tongue mouth
Yeah, You can call me a single loose wire
Cause I’m taking this whole Swanna cuck down (ha)
Funny how the hype for Sword and Shield
All soared downhill after your reveal
You started off decent and grabbing that clout
Then did all you’re good for and spat it back out
I mean look at those stats, who’s ever gonna wanna train him?
Got a defence smaller than his brain is
But go ahead, do your part
If you haven’t already forgotten who you are

Cramorant:
(Yawn) You’re finally done huh?
Thank God, you dragged on more than than your tongue does
But if Rango wants to wrangle with his body all frail
Then I’ll tear his lizard ass limb from lollipop tail (ayy)
I’m smashing down foes in one hit you’re
The biggest fear of all shoplifters
Forgotten by players over the years
Call me your stripe cause I don’t disappear
What the flipper am I fighting for
When I’m rapping against this hiding bore?
You were introduced as a useless loser
And barely changed like your shiny form
Tail to the eyes, this face isn’t missable
Graceful and fly, I’m basically Mythical
Scaleface Guy is the pastiest visual
Gamefreak was right when they made him invisible
Swallow some trash right down, slosh it around my mouth
Pour some toxic waste down to my gullet
Spit it back up and then piss on that stuff
And your ass’d blend in without changing colours

Kecleon:
Got a slew of strats to show you real fright
Heh, what can you do, steal fries?
Ooh, I’m immune to the bird shit you throw at me
Don’t even have to turn to steel type
Ay, when you step up to slaughter the GOAT
Pikachu’s not the only thing caught in your throat
Cause when pitting our stats, raps or anything you
End up sticking out more than your wings do
See who you’re battling you feeble embarrassment
Known from Hoenn to Mystery Dungeon travelling
Ugliest spec in the stream that you paddle in
Stuffed in the dex, that’s why we call you cram-orant
If I catch you hovering around with your bat wings
Better get worried cause it’ll go south quick
You’ll be getting worse than a pound, no this fat thing’s
Seeing more shit than the fish in his mouth is

Cramorant:
I’m bored of you, let’s cut this schmuck
Should gorge on you, might shut you up
Thought I’d go crazy from lines so lazy?
Guess I’m colourblind cause this guy don’t phase me
Might’ve felt bad for taking your win but
You’re used to replacements, just gaze at Greninja
Looks like I came out on top of this battle son
Wiped you out like I chopped down the Amazon

Written by Psytube

Mixed by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40Azz3spGbl38LIF7uKqg

Thumbnail by ColeDaCole
https://soundcloud.com/coledacole
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX5IhFQBpSbyzLn47EElaJA

Beat by Anywaywell

Cramorant vs Kecleon - Pokémon Rap Battle

Commander Jacob as Pablo Escobar (audio)
Fightmarker as Pablo Escobar (video)
Mancha as Willy Wonka (audio)
Mr. Tibbs As Willy Wonka (video)
Flowtest by Snakebite 
Mixed by Light
Writers: Snakebite and Fightmarker
Beat by BeatG33ks


Willy Wonka:
Greetings, Mr. Escobar! Welcome back from the dead
But it seems the Search Bloc shootout must’ve screwed up your head
Cause if you wanna dance with Wonka, say hello to the prison guards
‘Cause Esco, it’s earned me only a grand fortune to sell/cell bars
So let us take a gander at your life of crime’s precursor
Couldn’t graduate college, so got your first degree in murder
And tried to earn your rep as a hero by funding institutions 
And robbin’ hoodlums, but like my elevator, we all see right through it
And there’s simply no calculatin’ how much El Flabbo is weighin’
So hungry for power that when you got all of it, you ate it
You should learn from Augustus, it’s not safe to be this gluttonous
Praised for importing hippos in your country, you were the first one that shipped!

Pablo Escobar:
Ugh, well it looks like there’s no easy way out of here
Hear your awful raps? I rather shoot myself in the ear
When it comes to offing foes, I’d prefer assassinations
But come with me, you’ll be seeing real pure imagination
Don’t try Medellín with the top cartel
Or I’m the last thing you see ‘fore you’re dropped to Hell
You got no shot when I pull out my gun
And make you repeat getting trashed by slugs
Puppeteer of Colombia, demolished foes like animals
Capped the kill count of countries, made it the murder capital
So grab all your slaves, start a second mass killing
Blew up the black market like the DAS building
Style’s ice cold, so I’ll take the cash I’m earning
And throw you on the pile of stacks I’m burning
You manufacture candy bars for children?
Only time I made bars, I bribed the court to put me in them
So walk away from this bout, ‘less you wanna wind up dead
Now I got a perfect puzzle for you, Silver or Lead?

Willy Wonka:
I’ll take the gold, stompin’ your conglomerate with the sheer numbers I’ve sold
Change your first name to Pa, ‘cause your verse lacked any blows

Pablo Escobar:
You wish I change my name to Pa, maybe I’d serve as therapy
But you ran away from your padre, how about you do the same with me?

Willy Wonka:
In the past, I’ve needed to be rough to teach spoiled children a lesson
But at least I didn’t marry a kid without their parents’ blessings
While your white powder made every government try to knock your lights out
Only Colombia I’m visiting is when I’m invited to the White House
And you’ve earned yourself a hefty sum of green, no debate
But then your reign of terror ended and it all fizzled away
Now your estate is a theme park and a zoo for kids to play
Seems that you and your family lost everything, so good day!

Pablo Escobar:
Teaching spoiled kids a lesson? What a waste of your millions
I don’t even need to bother with the rats that spoil my income
Puttin’ the hit on politicians is just how I make a livin’
But I’m not the one distributin’ addictions to children (Oh!)
No chance a fictional pest could beat my criminal legacy
Cartel’s all across the globe, mess with El Patrón, I’ll be putting you to rest, Willy
You must be on LSD to think that you could claim my throne with rhymes
‘Cause it’s the King of Cocaine who always deals the dopest lines

Willy Wonka vs Pablo Escobar. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Bendy battle?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!
JenniNoMRC as Bendy
Vladimyr P. as Zalgo
Beat produced by Tantu
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Jason Carreon and Nooby
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Written by Trakked, JoeNoMRC and Creeperpasta 
Additional help by CannibalWorms

Battle:

Bendy:
It's time to start the show, and Joey Drew presents:
"Satan tries to best Bendy but he's the one gettin' bent"
Ain’t no saint, tainted as the angel, tryna steal the show
The wall of text can’t compare with hand-drawn flow!
But ya see, off screen, I'm not very nice
To any screamin' demon tryna steal my spotlight
And I'm well versed in music, your poem doesn't count, though
Last time I checked, no one wants to listen to your sounds (oh!)
While I'm entertaining children of all ages,
You barely scare readers, you're borderline racist,
With memes like your pasta, copy and pasted,
So many mouths yet you're still so tasteless!

Bendy (Zalgo):
Though in reality, why would I try to spit
Against the bane of light, the god of eternal abyss
The almighty hivemind, it’s my time to succumb
Ascending from the underworld,

Zalgo: 
HE COMES!
Want a Dark Revival? Something Awful's in the midst
Not so innocent with dozens of lost souls in the mix
Although I may be eyeless, it seems you are blind
As you cannot see your relevance has faded over time
You're.. cuphead with an asterisk
A flimsy limbed freak is what this bastard is 
Made by TheMeatly, yet you're so bare bones 
you belong in the casket with Alice, kid.

Bendy:
Seems I'm laughing now after your verse's end
I should tape all your mouths so you'll never speak again
A false god that ripped off Cthulhu and his Mythos
Will be axed and added in our cans of soup. Delicious!
Wandering's a sin, but that's your r/fifthworldproblem
Snuffin' a hivemind's candle, I'll forever be a god, son!
Ya put the Z's in Zalgo 'cause you leave me tired
Say your legacy's unmatched, but I know how to deal with liars. (Hehehe!)

Zalgo:
I'm eternal; you easily get destroyed by a spacebar 
Victory's stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar
Caused death with your existence and that made me overjoyed
Then hopped off the page like "I wanna be a real boy!"
I turn comics to atrocities, but you're already broken
Stay in your silence and take back every word you’ve spoken
Stolen from Stein, now I've stolen this strife
Seems this mere dream should have never come to life.

Bendy: 
Oh please! Garfield could bend a better verse! 
Most people believe you to be a member of the Slenderverse!
Spitting more effective than this infection's bad jokes!
This toon made you Looney, That's all folks! (Hahaha!)

Zalgo:
All your friends killed off, now you only have Laurence 
Your game's a glitchy mess that even I find abhorrent!
Singing with my seventh mouth so you'll face the end
A false god has been erased; Can I get an amen?

Bendy vs Zalgo - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #13

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO!
https://youtu.be/K_0hlmuPHxo

Video coming within the next couple of days. As always, releasing slightly earlier on SoundCloud to go with the digital distribution.

Tina Mickel as Ruby Rose
Mr. Tibbs as The Mandalorian

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KXWyue0yl6O4z8G1umvsrq-anvWo05apNDq7QTjCPms/edit?usp=sharing

(too big to fit in the description)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Ruby Rose Art by s0_sm0l
The Mandalorian Art by Blast
Beat produced by Vendetta Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Dedicated to Monty Oum

Ruby Rose vs The Mandalorian - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Adam as Peter Griffin / the Duck
Mancha as Homer Simpson / the Chicken

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a5TPEoBJ57l2yjX5csDmht1f4-07hkrIzV4xT4NSOIc/edit?usp=sharing

Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #6

Writing: Shimario, Fightmarker, and ColeDaCole 
TN by Fightmarker
Cole as The Miner; Beat by Smoke
Raichous as The Leprechaun; Beat by Marsad Men
Mixed by Mightfarker
LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HhWiHn9bsA2Zy4DqawMOk3IjSEh_4ZmGiH44WdgIjxs/edit?usp=sharing

My Bloody Valentine vs The Leprechaun. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Home of Lame-Ass Rap Battles, its side series Half-Ass Rap Battles, and maybe the occasional cover of someone else's battle.