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Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of flying, sleep-centered video game villains; The Phantom, Minecraft’s monster of the night sky, versus Nightmare Buzz, the bad dream boss of the Toy Story video game for SNES and Genesis. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Phantom
Mr. Tibbs (Gridline Studios) as Nightmare Buzz

-LYRICS-

Phantom (0:15):
Bad dream? Nah, it’s just this dude’s carelessness
Tag Team tonight’s victim; Swoop! There it is! 
Take away those dollar store Dragon Balls, whatcha Saiyan now?
Don't bother tryna keep your head up, your chin'll weigh it down 
Narcoleptic? Off the checklist. Nah, this creep’s devoured
Coated red like older textures. Wanna piece of our
Mem-brains? Ya get ten scrapes to your chestplate! Say goodnight, dude!
Your defense play’s a pretend laser? I’ll Explain, sir; it’s only going down like you
Homie, we know you ain’t zapping shit 
And if you don’t feel like vanishing
Get under the covers when Phantoms hit
Make a bed you'll forever be napping in 
Making you return to your dreamscape (yuh)
With an even-more-green face (yuh)
Make sure that you’ll sleep great (where’s that?)
Deeper than deepslate
We put the fear in atmosphere for this toy
Watching this space junk drop like a meteoroid! 
Unbreakable. Make a bed rock while we’re up in the clouds
Leaving a Buzz cut; we're number 1 all around

Nightmare Buzz (1:03):
I’m glad you’re done, I’ve never heard such bad flow
In any battle, guess your turn’s just mad slow 
Either way, you’ll be shot down. I sleep on you, you’re knocked out 
I know it’s time to kill you; guess you don’t needa… watch out! 
This sentient Elytra’s dumb. I don’t need to light ‘em up
These Dodgers of a Bright Sky combust without the slightest touch 
But I Imagine that having you in real life’s a must
Gamers playing, staying up this many days and nights is nuts 
I conclude this Phantom Menace is worse, by far 
Even in death, what I drop’s higher than 5 stars 
You’ll hit the ground like Woody’s game over. Brew some ‘brane potions
Throw them, and savor your pain going way slower  
Go ghost like Danny! Green eyeballs? I’ll pop ‘em
Hearing you Phantoms screech is… not an Opera 
On second thought, I take a liking to those high blares
Akin to the screaming kids whose dreams I turn to nightmares

Written, directed, edited, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by NickChou
Additional instruments by Renraku, Grant Michael, Diaspora, and Sample Magic

Feedback by King Mewtwo, GamingPlush64, RNG, TheBabyBeef, Swizkii, my therapist, Eddiefrb and the spaceship
Shoutout to Cri, Danii, and Eric the Audible

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Phantom vs Nightmare Buzz | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Recorded March 2024

4/12

Prod by Raias Beats


Intro (0:00)

Rap Battles of Whatever! Vega VS Black Dahlia! Begin!

Vega (0:10)

Finally, a brawl that’ll warm me up
Like your DLC, the wait’s gone on for long enough
Not just the guard for the boss of the mafia
Dahlia’s more a doll-with-a-tommy-gun
Hah, so quaint
This faux-name phoney stole my “Olé”
So frail, you’d get broken over old age
Even went and dislocated the Fishbone Gang
How stone faced, I bet my words barely hurt on the surface
Nothing’s more demeaning than to work at the circus
Madness, you’re no beautiful assassin
It’s all worth shit when your troupe’s full of rabbits

Black Dahlia (0:41) 

Who are you again? I can’t tell with that mask
Some Contiello brat or a cunt yelling forgettable facts?
Great attempt at getting me mad
But that requires me to pay attention while I’m shredding your ass! (Oh ho ho ho!)
Some bullfighter you are, it’s futile to try since
You let your name get taken by M. Bison
Allege I’m fake? Well Vega, I’m surprised
You pretend you’re stealthy, but won’t die in silence!
Such ugly shrieks when you bleed from my load of weapons
I wanna hear you scream, not yodel, get it?
Ugh, the time’s wasted away,
Now I’ve taken too late, and you’ve been taken too late (d’aww 😢)

Vega (1:11) 

It’s odd with a body of weaponry
That you’re not all as sharp as you’re said to be
You lost all your memories,
So go forget yourself, you don’t want to be testing me!
Both Lab Zero and your avid bloodthirst
Left thousands underneath a crashing structure
You’re as savage as your fans’ cancel culture,
I guess you really are built to be anti-Skullgirls

Black Dahlia (1:32) 

You’re chasing Cammy but it’s best you quit trying!
Damn moron, just let the bitch die!
Triggered her killswitch, but that’s when you switch sides?
Got your kicks by getting your ass kick-dived?
You killed your father and had him move from abusive to absentee,
A lot like your dad, you grew a duel personality
You want everlasting youth? I’d redo all those tragedies,
But sadly there’s no one left for me to shoot in your family

Outro (1:52)


i actually wrote like 90% of this in nov 2023, but i ended up updating a couple weak spots in the writing and rerecording with my current mic.

well here we have it. i consider this the start of like, my consistent era where the positives outweigh the negatives imo. this battle in itself is just very solid. decent punches, consistent rhymes and flow, adlibs that make sense for a fighting game battle. ive always been surprised how well the writing quality holds up, considering a majority of it comes from nov 2023. i guess thats just a testament to how comfortable i feel when writing to a boombap beat and epic ass characters like vega and dahlia, but in the end its all up to the brain worms so ya never rlly know.

if i could change something abt this battle, itd definitely be cleaning up the messy flowy rhymey bits in vegas 1st and dahlias 2nd, because they sound good but are still reaching for that setup and would have benefited a lot from actually planning out a punch. especially dahlias, since the connections were there, i just couldnt pull it off better than i tried at the time.

Vega VS Black Dahlia - 12 Bars of Dissmas #4

you make me wanna bleed (Language warning)

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 09/12/2022

LYRICS

Norman Bates:
Welcome to Bates’ Motel, I’m your competitor
Do you have a reservation? You’ll be getting served
I know rap battles are meant to show the worst in a man
So if you’re watching, I’ll show you the kind of person I am
I’ve never met a customer as strange as you
I think it’s best if your background just stayed taboo
What with the rituals and how exactly is your family? I forgot-
Oh god (gags) your family tree should’ve stayed in the writer’s block 
I’m Hitchcock’s finest; from the film to projector
Your character Genocide Jacked some traits and swapped the gender
Mother, what would you say? Make sure his ghostly clique has gone extinct
Then hang his head from a noose and make him choke- no bondage kink

Korekiyo Shinguji:
(Kehehe) Oh sister, won’t you look at this resident-
A man with more in his closet than just his mother’s skeleton
I see humanity and beauty work wonderfully in tandem
But I’d find it hard to call your creeper smile handsome
Killed a wife and cop, then you were quickly caught
Gaslit yourself, convinced it’s your mom
Considering the dumpster fire that was your business
I’ve seen kinder hotels out of Vivziepop
The woman of your dreams was just within reach
Blood’s on your hands as you sulk in misery
Oedipus complex? I see it very simple
Your jealous mother wished her son was simply sin-free
My sister’s by my side if I ever need support 
Your arguments should be solved with a ouija board
Be scared if you ever put on the dress and wig since
This pussy fits perfect as my 100th victim

Norman Bates:
Were those your best lines? Well then, I must confess
Your see-saw must’ve been the only time you’ve got an upper edge
‘Cause in rap and trial, you lose your temper and cower
Seems you need to wash up sir, here, step in the shower
Think you attract with the thread of red rope, well
I can tell you, no Love’s coming out of your Hotel
That execution couldn’t make what you’ve sung any hotter
‘Cause you’re like Marrion’s car, it seems you’ve sunk in the water
When I pull the curtain, know that my stabs cultivate violence
You should’ve picked up from your case and learned when to stay silent
So please, don’t throw another fit in my business
Or you’ll be coughing up blood like you caught your sister’s illness

Korekiyo Shinguji:
Bring my sister in this and I’ll tear your nerves out
Then use the melting pot flames to make sure your motel burns down
Stay calm, Korekiyo, his words remain baseless
He’s just one more thing that should’ve stayed in the basement
You blame your spilled blood on your sick delusions
Yet you freak out at the mention of “institution”
Animals lifeless like everything you just spat out
Broke the home of Stockholm, now you’re trapped in your own madhouse

CREDITS

Tony Rigatoni as Norman Bates

Snakebite126 as Korekiyo Shinguji

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by Ear 2 Tha Beat
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by JesseBoxVO and 3ple
Cover art by Rabi

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