Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of goofy, meme-status salesmen; Phil Swift of Flex Seal vs Morshu from Link: The Faces of Evil. Enjoy!

Michael Stark as Phil Swift
Mr. Tibbs as Morshu
Written by Commander Jacob (w/ help from Michael Stark, Evan Raspberry, Snakebite126, and Atronauch's Aura)
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Prod. by FM75

-LYRICS-

Phil:
Yo! Phil Swift here, and I’m not that impressed, dog
So watch as this Flabby Mask Salesman’s gets Flexed on
My family of products is double what you could manage
You kicked the bucket, and I’m stabbing it; now that’s a lotta damage
Your YouTube presence is more than Poop. It’s worse, in fact
I’m so sharp on the mic *bzzz* I sawed this verse in half! 
No patching, bonding, sealing, or repairing after this shit
Imagine what you’d do when Mr. Flex Steal your business
We ain’t even equal. You’ve got no place in the sequels
I’d just watch your RTX if I wanted Faces of Evil
Beatbox all you want, it won’t stop what I’ve built up
By now, you should be used to getting embarrassed by Philips

Morshu:
Weird flex, but okay. This lamp oil’s got me lit
These hands? They’re yours, my friend. You’re gonna pay for this
As long as you have bars that can take this ill diss
2nd hand Billy Mays should switch his name to Phil Thrift
You’re not getting outta this; I already got you roped in
With all that Flex Seal, it’s a given you’ve got no drip
How’d you make a soap picture dirty? You rascal
That reflects pretty poorly; especially off of your shower handle
I’ve got a full stock with how often I drop bombs
Your glue wouldn’t have stuck if not for JonTron
Sorry Phil, I can’t give shits in this bicker
So come back when you can spit a little, mmmm, sicker!

Phil Swift vs Morshu | Half-Ass Rap Battle

The second song for the first week of Friday Night Flippin'
https://gamebanana.com/mods/44074
Youtube Link: https://youtu.be/VsJIkFbPPVs
Thumbnail Art by. https://instagram.com/_centaur.crusher.hib_?utm_medium=copy_link

Friday Night Flippin' - Decay

Triple Trouble but Swapped (GF VERSION) by AlizaBunn on YouTube!

i thought this would be fun to do since a lot of people liked the older vocals
the new inst was too loud for the old ones so if squidwards vocals are a little loud thats why, sorry :(
idk who made the vocals and instrumental, but if i did i'd credit them here!!!

FNF Vs Spongebob Parodies UNOFFICIAL SOUND TRACK - Get Him Out (V3 Inst + V2 Vocals))

Life On Hiatus

Every Generic FNF Sonic.exe Song With Genesis Instrumentation (Arrangement)

Every Generic FNF Sonic.exe Song With Genesis Instrumentation (No BF Vocals)

DISMOUNT! | A Turbo Dismount FNF song

Mixed By Solardos 
Art By Mateperrents0769 
Voice By MasterTurbo52

https://youtu.be/5670aeXITS0?si=XOggMao5PDyYoHt5

(OLD) Lets-a Go - (Too Slow Mario Mix)

Original Mixed By Smash Bandicoot
DELUXE Mixed By Meshupmesh 
Art By SillyVeena

https://youtu.be/y4vAD1bGALg?si=LlvGniQJk9kRQaeA

Tunnel of Doom DELUXE - Smashs Mario Mix DELUXE

This is an attempt at a Gaster theme, this has been done many times, and now I've decided to try it out, the sprite is by UmbreeUnix on twitter, go check him out

!!NOTE!!

I'm updating thumbnails because the old ones just plain sucked

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Wait, it's Saturday
-Skid and Pump sprite made by TheSpeedHedgehog
https://www.deviantart.com/thespeedhedgehog/art/Friday-Night-Funkin-Skid-an-Pump-Sprite-866386023

Spookeez (Friday Night Funkin') - 8 Bit Remix

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