In this episode we discuss bars, pubs and the goings-on inside these establishments. Topics include: Getting a bartender's attention Adventures waiting on bathroom lines Illicit drug use in bar restrooms Tom's tips for girls interested in flirting at bars Tim's admiration a certain big box electronics retailer

The Complete Guide to Bars

John Stamos cancels again Memorial Day Kids are rude Product Brainstorming for ripping off kids (Silly Bandz) Giving directions when you don't know directions Ripping your friend's heart out while on shrooms (Link) T&T Take Your Call: What happened to ladies night? What does Tim do with his beard? What is good cheap beer? T&T [...]

Marketing to Kids and Ripping Out Hearts

In this episode we discuss all things World Cup related, including: - Elementary school sports - Bringing a baby to a bar - Hipsters trying to be worldly - Kim Jong Il - The American Civil War Comics courtesy of Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out more of her work at her internet website.

World Cup

Paninis and Smashed Potatoes Ice Cream for Breakfast The Ice Cream man: Pervert or Genius? Uncomfortable at the Beach Sunning in Your Underpants Nude Beaches Summer School for Woodshop C+C Music Factory Humiliation T&T Solve Your Problems: Kids on Planes and TCGTE Concierge Listening Service Farewell to Tim

Summer

LeBron James Passes on Our Offer NBA Talk Running in 102 Degree Heat Sexy Librarians Don't Drink Drano Making Your Own Alcohol/Poison Cooking Tips Talkative Teenagers at Auto Parts Stores New Segment! One Time Time Travel

Being a Man

Concered about the possibility of an alien attack? Educate yourself about all things alien by listening to this week’s episode. Also: Tom becomes a brewmaster, we have a frank discussion about ALF, we tell tales of brewery tours, question the mental toughness of drunken hillbillies and discuss the History Channel’s ridiculous programming.

UFOs and Aliens

Dunces Tim's Tips to Beat the Heat 80 Stand-Up Comedy Dealing with Celebrities on Planes Surviving a Plane Crash Basing Your Life on Sex and the City Angela Lansbury: Babe of the Week The Mile High Club or Having Sex in a Tiny Public Bathroom Tim and Tom Solve Your Loud College Kids Problems Illustrations [...]

Air Travel

In this episode we discuss traveling to the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida, the perfect place for family fun!!! We also discuss: - Clean versions of ODB albums - Surviving water parks - Horses on planes - Flirting with Snow White

DisneyWorld

Feeling fat? Are your hands constantly greasy from all the fried foods you're always eating? Let Tim and Tom guide you through the healthiest diets out there today. Also covered: swinger cruises, making friends as an adult and the fact that your life has probably been a child's fever dream.

Healthy Eating

We discuss the harrowing events of The Gathering of the Juggalos 2010, also: Twenty-Somethings are the new Teenagers Tim Goes Back to High School Living in Tree Houses Disney World Perverts Update Friends with Benefits (Pools and Kids) Boatlife Waterbeds and Bed Bugs Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out her blog.

Juggalo Culture

In this special edition episode of The Complete Guide to Everything, Tim and Tom try to crack the case of the Backpack Bandit. Showing their ability to multitask and solve multiple cases at once, they then take on the case of the U-Haul Truck Trickster. Also Tim debuts his new podcast. This episode was recorded [...]