In this special edition episode of The Complete Guide to Everything, Tim and Tom try to crack the case of the Backpack Bandit. Showing their ability to multitask and solve multiple cases at once, they then take on the case of the U-Haul Truck Trickster. Also Tim debuts his new podcast. This episode was recorded [...]

Sleuthing

Everything’s A Riddle 🧝 
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Volume, Electronics, And Pause & Play Settings Are Supposed To Be At Wanted Inputs 🐑🫏🦌🤴🎍 | Song, Background Sound, And Video Choices Should Go On Currently Playing Playlists With Similar Descriptions To Ours 🏝️🧩🏄‍♂️🛹 | No One Reads, Sings, Listens To, Mimics, Or Plays Things For Antagonists 📻🎙️ | New Years, Valentines, St. Patricks Day, Easter, 4th Of July, Halloween, Thanksgiving, And Christmas Are The Only Holidays 🍠 | Things Still Make A Difference Unfinished 🎶🔎 | Stretching & Cracking Limbs Is Beneficial To Health 🤸🧊 | All Species Work 🧄🐾 | Everything Speaks & Communicates 👕🔘 | Psychological Disorders Are Fake 🕋⛪️ | Zelda & Link Are Mr. & Mrs. Clause & The Tooth Fairys 🙈🎅🧑‍🎄🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️🔬 | It’s Superior To Use Grammar Roots 🪻🪸💐🌷🌹🌺🌼🌻 | When Things Don’t Load They Would’ve Reacted Weirdly ⛽️📮 | No Caption Indicates Annoyance 😒 | Civilian Affairs Are Impossible 🍩☕️ | Seduction Never Works 🚇🚊🚆 | Cameras Are Monitored Discreetly By The Residents ☪️♐️🌈 | Narcissists Get Raptured 🈁🔉 | Random Letters, Punctuation, Or Numbers Means Uncomfortability ⛓️🗑️ | Manifestation’s Real & The Only Way 🦢👩🏻‍🏭 | Sharers Of Art Intend To Be Perceived From Their Perspective ⛈️🍌 | Love Doesn’t Fluctuate 🚟🚠 | Nobody’s Capable Of Defying Any Of Our Statements 🟠🔶 | Copying’s Bad 🔰🫃🏼 | Electronics & Appliances Control Whoever’s Touching It 🪆🎎 | Everything Worsens Or Improves Depending On Credibility 🌭🍗🍔🍕 | If Someone Doesn’t Say Their Real Identify They Leave 💶🪛 | There’s One Consciousness To A Body Including Natural Attachments & It Holds Memory Like A Brain 🇨🇩 | Object Sounds Change 🕯️ | Flashlights Visually Reveal Things & Cameras Diminish Them 🟩🟦 | Perception Constantly Alters ♑️🍬 | Opinions Are Mutual & Firm Globally 🧁🎭 | Rationality Configures Worth 🚌✏️ | Ignore Disputes 👁️‍🗨️🕷️🕸️ | Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication, And Division’s The Only Real Formulas In Math 🛕🌄 | Enshrine Corpses Although They Reincarnate In Church ⭐️🕍 | Everything’s Considered Chatting ♦️🎪 |
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Where A Persons Intentions Are While Calling Someone By Each Type Of Name 📗📙:

First 🍼🧋; Adamance ⛴️

Character, Artist, & User 🦢🍤; Acknowledgment ⛵️

Nick 🪙🔎; Conflict 🏭🏚️

Middle 🧭⏱️; Reassurance 🏙️🗾

Abbreviated 🛕🕌; Departing 🚍

Clones 🏪🛣️; Enticement 🛜🎗️

Last 🗞️📬; Magnificence 👩🏻‍🏫🪕

Relationship 🍮🏵️; Accountability 🚪🪑

Miraged 🍴🥄🛴; Significance 🌰🫗

Another & None 🍠🍣🍥; Demeaning 🎲🎳
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How The Only Proper Social Media Apps Are Intended To Be Used 🧀🚰🇿🇼:

Instagram 🌳🌴🌲; Rekindling 🫔

Music 🫛🍏; Displaying Activities 🕺🏿🪩

Pinterest 🅿️; Touring 🤡🧲

Reddit 🦙; Bantering 🐱🐔

Snapchat 👻🟡⚪️; Browsing 📚⚖️

SoundCloud 🎑💭📠; Creativity 🔥🌶️

Spotify ❇️; Relaxing 🧻🧴

Threads 💯🆘; Educating 🀄️

TikTok ♉️📊; Interacting 🦔

Twitch 🎆🌌; Chilling 💥
 
X 🐦💠📨; Brainstorming 🧠🛐💭

YouTube 🚐🥁🎨🎤; Moderating 🌈

Yubo 🧀🍞🍔; Inspecting 🧝🏻‍♂️

• Everybody’s Active Frequently & Has Multiple Accounts On All Platforms 🐲🐘🐢

There’s No Hidden Options 📽️🔌 | Time Travel Stuff Transfers Through Antennas 🇨🇽🇨🇳 | Sales Indicate Positive Effects 🧶🧵🪡 |
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What Kind Of Answers Types Of Websites Give 🐠🌏🍭:

Google 🪣🧼🧽🧘🏼; If The Crocodile From Peter Pan’s Startled ⛷️🐼🥽

Urban Dictionary ♟️🎱🐀; Goofy Being Sarcastic 🚫🍄

The Truth’s At The Minds Surface 🚬⚰️🪦 |
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Outcomes Of Who Interacts With Things Negatively 🛒🪟:

Adultery ⌚️📼; Rapaciousness 🕋🌋

Instigation 👥🥩🚩🏳️; Motives Not Converging 📺🐄

Molestation🎢🏆; Fondling 🪜🪤

Pedophilia 👩🏻‍🦲🧑🏽‍🦲👨🏾‍🦲👰🏻‍♂️👰🏿‍♂️👰🏻; Blackmail 📭📤

Purgatory ↪️🎶🟰; Sorrow 🧛🏿‍♂️🥀

Rape 🌬️💨🌫️; Sextortion 🌷🪷🐾

Rhyming ☄️🌈🦚; Manipulation 🦩🎋🌺
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