Name: Winning the Lottery by The Complete Guide to Everything
Duration: 1 h 10 min 11 s
Description: Have you ever wanted to win the lottery? Well, in this episode we tell you how to! Not really, but we do discuss excellent ways to spend your lottery winnings. Comics courtesy of Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out more of her work at her internet website.

Our obese listeners Long haired hippie girls riding horses Gross diet pills Bikinis with diapers built in Clammy pervert hands Dee Snider at Starbucks Terrible impulses Illicit bathroom activities The Gauntlet Special celebrity ghost

Diets

Tim and Tom discuss all things Irish, recount tales of screwing up interviews for minimum wage jobs and then talk about haircuts for seriously like 20 minutes. Tom insults all of Ireland Baby bars Repairing US - Irish Relations Drunk, Lazy Mailmen Strippers' Problems Mandatory Drug Testing Tom Works for Coca-Cola for a Day Tim's [...]

St. Patrick’s Day (HaircutCast Edition)

In this episode we discuss bars, pubs and the goings-on inside these establishments. Topics include: Getting a bartender's attention Adventures waiting on bathroom lines Illicit drug use in bar restrooms Tom's tips for girls interested in flirting at bars Tim's admiration a certain big box electronics retailer

The Complete Guide to Bars

In this episode we recount a recent camping trip and share what we've learned. We also discuss: - An excellent trick idea for street magicians - Selling mugs for surly office workers - Walmart sells machetes for $6.88!! - A very long conversation about one specific Wiffle Ball game - Getting harassed by a teenager [...]

Camping

John Stamos cancels again Memorial Day Kids are rude Product Brainstorming for ripping off kids (Silly Bandz) Giving directions when you don't know directions Ripping your friend's heart out while on shrooms (Link) T&T Take Your Call: What happened to ladies night? What does Tim do with his beard? What is good cheap beer? T&T [...]

Marketing to Kids and Ripping Out Hearts

Have you ever wanted to win the lottery? Well, in this episode we tell you how to! Not really, but we do discuss excellent ways to spend your lottery winnings. Comics courtesy of Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out more of her work at her internet website.

Winning the Lottery

Paninis and Smashed Potatoes Ice Cream for Breakfast The Ice Cream man: Pervert or Genius? Uncomfortable at the Beach Sunning in Your Underpants Nude Beaches Summer School for Woodshop C+C Music Factory Humiliation T&T Solve Your Problems: Kids on Planes and TCGTE Concierge Listening Service Farewell to Tim

Summer

LeBron James Passes on Our Offer NBA Talk Running in 102 Degree Heat Sexy Librarians Don't Drink Drano Making Your Own Alcohol/Poison Cooking Tips Talkative Teenagers at Auto Parts Stores New Segment! One Time Time Travel

Being a Man

Dunces Tim's Tips to Beat the Heat 80 Stand-Up Comedy Dealing with Celebrities on Planes Surviving a Plane Crash Basing Your Life on Sex and the City Angela Lansbury: Babe of the Week The Mile High Club or Having Sex in a Tiny Public Bathroom Tim and Tom Solve Your Loud College Kids Problems Illustrations [...]

Air Travel

Tim comes down with an acute case of Mall Madness. Also we discuss pizzerias, Tom's love of novelty foods, various Nickelodeon game shows, Julia Roberts, the upcoming London meet-up and more!

Shopping

In this episode, two non-celebrities talk at length about the nature of celebrity. In a Freaky Friday-esque twist, minds are blown as Tom and Tim seemingly completely change personalities when arguing about Justin Bieber or Joaquin Phoenix or something. Also, what the hell was the deal with The Love Boat? Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out [...]

Winning the Lottery

The Complete Guide to Everything

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