Fuck it, new audio (Happy Halloween!)

Matthew Thomas as Wii Are Twisted
Vladimyr P. as AzuraiTemcev
Juliauna R. as Cass

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
CONSOLE ME
VERSUS
WII ARE TWISTED
BEGIN!

Wii are Twisted:
Alright readers, what you will be reading today
I think it’s time to teach a new way to play: the hard way
Unplug that text-to-speech box, lob it to attack hard
That brick’ll surely leave a mark: Red Ring of wack bars
I’ll be tossing out raps, with lack of Safety Straps
It’s pretty sad you made a girlfriend out of bargain bin scrap
I’ve seen less of brats choking in these Twisted games 
In the end, it’ll be MY voice driving you insane!

AzuraiTemcev:
I guess Link’s slashes aren’t all that provokes screams
Your sluggish lines are more slow than a hacked control scheme
Raze you faster than BlazBlue, that I’m dead-set
Enough from me, have some words from the girl in the headset
Cass:
The name’s Cass, trapped inside this virtual toy
Cheats won’t be needed to one-shot unstable employees
Borderlands is squat next to what you’ll be put through
AzuraiTemcev & Cass:
Wii are Rap Slayers. Wii are Winners. NOT You Too.

Wii are Twisted:
Hearing this tired same story’s inspired my life a new era
Your shit “peril” is doing less scaring than a disk error
My head is throbbing from this game crap, I’ll have a lay down later
When I’m from this nerd and Overly Attached Game Player

AzuraiTemcev:
Thanks for altering the game, victory is now mine!
Not surprised you’re aching, frankly you lost your damn mind!
But, I can’t shake this odd feeling, my consciousness is losing
What’s going on? Cass...what are you doing?

Cass:
A double cross was forthcoming when my plan was complete
You’ve been drilling on my patience, and now it’s time to Unleash
You losers won’t be missing much with the lives you were living with
Ain’t talking Elder Scrolls when I say you’ll like Oblivion
I’ll be Disposing of Garbage like this boy’s Sonic toys
Design for SEGA? Honestly, you’re better off unemployed
Console-t Me, for data in this plain world of white
This will be your new lives, no use fighting, Azurai
We Pay this prison Forward, best say your farewells
As I tear you from this world, leaving two fleshy shells
Some Ordinary Gamers lost their lives with their wits
BEGINNING TRANSITION OF TWO KIDS INTO SUBJECTS 5 AND 6

Written by: MultiSuperVids
Beat by: Audio Network

Console Me vs Wii Are Twisted. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta.

Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta