Epic Rap Battles Of Creepypasta

BATTLES LISTED IN ORDER
1. MARIO vs Sonic.exe 2
2. The .GIF vs Evil Otto
3. Mr. Mix vs The Ticket Taker
4. Hearthful Lou vs Homicidal Liu
5. This Man vs SCP-087
6. Number Stations vs Dead Bart
7. Herobrine vs Entity 303
8. The Rake vs BOB
9. One Man Hide and Seek vs Three Kings
10. Normal Porn for Normal People vs Username: 666
11. ???
12. ???
13. ???
14. ???
15. ???

Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta Season 2

these are battles i listen in 2019 and gave it a 10/10

Lucas's Favorite Battles Of 2019

The New Uploads

The Upload

SC Tournament of 2019

favorite battles of 2019

note: based mostly off of how much i listen to them lol. there's some like dustin v jacob i didnt put on here because of that reason

Favorite Battles of 2019

CAST:

SuperThingsOnCups as Creepy Black and Lost Silver
WoodenHornets as BRVR
Felcool121 as Lavender Town Syndrome

LYRICS:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
LOST SILVER!
VS!
CREEPY BLACK!
BEGIN!

Creepy Black:
It’s time to kill a faggot who lost both of his arms,
I’m the creepy black ghost, get ready to be harmed.
Why do you look like a emo in fucking black & fucking white?
I’m the best pokemon, get out of my fucking sight.
I kill pokemon, all you did was kill yourself,
why am i battling you when i could face a little ben elf.
You’re just an emo pokemon trainer who can’t write a good verse,
now time to end this battle. GO GHOST USE CURSE!

Lost Silver:
Excuse me, but how are you gonna beat the best pokemon trainer?
I have all badges, pokemon, heck, i’m even rich on Pokedollars.
Oh, you made it to my sign? you better turn back now or you’re dead,
yes, i may have lost my head but at least i get more head.
You only have one shitty move where you use curse,
your game is not original, that’s why you’re not going first.
It’s lost silver, the best pokemon game ever,
by the end of this battle, your arms will be severed!

BRVR:
BRVR wants to know what you think of what I did to this room,
I was just warning Creepy Black and Lost Silver about their fucking doom.
Do you still love me? cause if you don’t, I’ll make you all suffer,
you’re rhymes don’t make me laugh, they make me tougher.
I’m the best pokemon and i’m the leader of Dead Channel,
you guys trying to catch me is such a fucking hastle.
I’m BRVR, don’t you fucking forget it you fags,
all i wanted when i got alone is for you to come back!

Lavender Town Syndrome:
I came to this battle to give some suicides,
all I did in my life was make kids and teens die.
Oh, you feeling down, well listen to this melody,
to make you thank me of getting this sound disease.
I trapped so many Pokemon, i have them all now,
you all are pathetic, now turn around and get out.
My rhymes are so dark, it makes a eclipse solar,
now go back to the start cause this is fucking GAME OVER!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA

Creepy Black vs Lost Silver. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

SuperThingsOnCups as Ben Drowned
Zackschannellive as SCP-173

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
BEN DROWNED!
VS!
SCP-173!
BEGIN!

Ben Drowned:
You should’ve done that, I’m gonna make you go splat,
I’m obviously gonna win this epic rap,
I’m gonna stomp you flat, your story is so bad,
when i heard your rhymes, i fucking laughed.
Majora’s mask, i’ll beat as fast,
as the Happy mask salesman scaring your ass,
you will be last, you’re a thing in the past,
this fucking battle will be a blast.
Hello SCP-173, how’s life being a stachue?
You have met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
I am the best creepypasta up in the hood,
you don’t belong in the foundation, you belong in the lost woods.

SCP-173:
Welcome to the SCP Foundation, get ready to get your neck snapped,
after your rhymes were told, I feel like getting a nap.
I’m the sculpture, all you are is Happy Mask Salesman’s gay mate,
I am more killer than you, you just burn people for god sake.
I would never listen to the Song of Unhealing or watch your WMV file,
It’s SCP 173, I am animate and extremely hostile.
I would love to see your stachue ass try to take on me,
I asked Cleverbot about you and he said i’m more classy.

Ben Drowned:
24 hours remaining for you to try to beat BEN,
I would never ever battle you again and again.
Step into Termina field and feel the power of the moon,
It's gonna fall down and you'll meet your demise and doom.
Screw Ganondorf, i’m more evil than that fucking pig,
You look like an abortion, you make me fucking sick.
I’m scarier than you combined with the Tapeworm Child,
it’s your turn to go up against this demonic elf.

SCP-173:
Go back to the north pole, Santa’s waiting for you,
You should’ve done that? well look at you rapping me you jew.
Your rapping is like putting a speaker in my ear with a jumpscare,
I could find more scare than when look at your fucking stare.
I dare you to close your eyes, come on, I dare you to do it,
I can hear better rap from you when i heard you spit.
This battle is over, so here’s how i’m gonna finish it Link,
you’re gonna get more scared when you fucking blink.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC...... RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Ben Drowned vs SCP-173. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

SuperThingsOnCups as Herobrine
WoodenHornets as Tails Doll

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
TAILS DOLL!
VS!
HEROBRINE!
BEGIN!

Herobrine:
You won’t be seeing the sunshine anymore after this battle is done,
Herobrine has connected to kick your ass and remove your stuff.
I will make you 404‘d, and i’ll stab you in the the crotch,
how can you mess with me when I messed with a game by Notch?
I will kill you slowly while you are thinking I’m a cow,
you’ll see me then you’ll realize why and how?
Tails Doll? oh! such a scary name!
you were made in one of the most shittiest Sonic games. 

Tails Doll:
They call me tails doll, bout to murder your soul,
I'm incontrolable, I'll leave you with a pixelated hole.
But really, your shitty creepypasta is really rare,
I'm a cursed creepy doll, YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!
Dumb Herobrine, haha, why the long face? 
Call me sonic because I'm winning fast in this race.
you're a hollowed out mod, who will never see remorse,
I will crush you with this piston since there's nothing to live for.

Herobrine:
Sonic R was the biggest piece of fucking crap,
get out of this world, cause this is Minecraft!
I will stab you with this diamond axe, you will be taunted,
you better be scared cause i am always watching.

Tails Doll:
I killed Noah and Gill who bought me from EB Games,
this is bullshit, you and the zombie are the fucking same.
You’re gonna kill me with a diamond axe? you took it too far,
It won’t be Sonic R, it will now be TAILS DOLL R!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES. OF CREEPYPASTA!

Tails Doll vs Herobrine. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Welcome to Season 2!

Matthew Thomas as Mario
Frenzy as Sonic.exe and I HATE YOU
Stoff as Sally.exe


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MARIO!
VERSUS!
SONIC.EXE!
TWO!
BEGIN!

MARIO:
I’m stepping into this 16 bit hell, you know your life will not end well
It’sa me Mario fool, with these rhymes, you’ll be impaled
You’re the fastest thing alive? But you still can’t run from me
It’s too late to change your mind, you’ll be left with Yoshi
You better commit suicide, that’s the selfish way out
Your eyes won’t be able to be found
Look into my heart, I’M FILLED WITH MALICE
You want real fear? Just step to the Yellow Switch Palace!
Challenge me again? You’ve triggered your own end!
You’ll never try to find me when I make this face again!

Sonic.exe:
Time for round 2, well this should be a breeze
Just ask all of my victims, you can’t escape Sonic.EXE
I took away the life of Tom, why should you even try
How can you call yourself scary when all you do is hide
Just admit it that I’m your god, you better fucking bow
You can never escape my hell, I’ll be your god for now
My eyes may be blood-shot, but I can still see
My victory was a true success, wouldn’t you agree?

MARIO:
NO I WOULDN’T! Wipe the blood from your eyes or I’ll nail ya!
Unlike you, my story is true, you were made by a failure
Watch out, this type of file may harm your hard drive
Point Of Advice: You’ll never make it out alive!

Sonic.exe:
I’ll rip out your guts, eat them when they’ve dried
How can you call yourself a threat? You commited suicide
So many disses to spit, but so little time
Just sit back and watch, like you did when I arrived

MARIO:
I AM GOD NOW, YOU JUST MILKED THOUSANDS OF SEQUELS 
What’s in this question block? It’ll be your doom, you fool
It’s the end now for you, you’ve lost to the one and only MARIO!
Time to bring in my brother bitch, LET’S-A GO

I HATE YOU:
I hate your rhymes so much, I’m the one with the flow 
Once you go into the Sunken Ghost Ship, you’ll scream “OH GOD NO!”
Why won’t you die? I swear to god, I’ll jump on your corpse for an eternity
Your pasta was so bad, that it got moved to the Trollpasta wiki!

Sonic.exe:
You’re in my world now, So don’t try to escape
You’re just a “creepy” picture, with your mouth agape
My burns are hotter than the fires of Green Hill
It’s time to get somebody else to rap for me, come in Sally, my love

Sally.exe:
Those rhymes from you were not perfect, I’ll give you a bunch of bruises
I might have my eyes stitched closed, but I can still see you losing
I HATE YOU, you were just a failed mistake
A fat plumber fighting me? Ha, just gimme a break!

MARIO:
You actually think it’s okay to send some furry abortion out to fight me?
You’ve stooped too low this time, Sonic.EXE
Unlike you, I don’t need a team to ensure defeat
A second game over, a second time you’ve been beat

Sonic.exe:
There was no hope for you to win in the first place
You can’t run away from me, I win every single race
Sonic.exe has won this game, it was great for you to play with me
I wanna have more fun, ready for round 3?

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

MARIO vs Sonic.exe 2. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 16.

Fel as Evil Otto
Matthew as The .GIF

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
EVIL OTTO!
VERSUS!
THE .GIF!
BEGIN!

Evil Otto:
Time to give you a heart attack with my deadly smile
Once you get a high score, you’ll be here for a while
You better run away now, my rhymes will make you go Berzerk
Leave you dead on the floor, that’s just how my game works!
You won’t have nice day, once I rip you into 8 bits
There’s no way for you to hide, try to run .GIF
You better leave now, I’m about to leave you hurt
Once you see me, you’ll be screaming “Intruder alert! Intruder alert!”

The .GIF:
You actually think it’s okay to battle the true face of horror?
Me battling you on this nice day will just be a chore
Why don’t you do us all a favor and give yourself a heart attack
Rapping against a Pacman crack head, I’ll earn my victory in a flash!
I’m usually a happy gif, but this time you got me pissed
Go ahead and keep smiling, before I make you start bleeding on your lips
I’ll leave you skinned and mutilated, ‘cause I just keep on GIF-ing!
You can ignore me all you want, I’ll just keep on screaming!

Evil Otto:
You’re not even that scary, hell all the readers frown upon you!
All you ever do is scream, like that’s the greatest thing you can do
Where ever you go, no doubt I’m always gonna find ya!
I’m the real meaning of fear, too bad I’m not actually a creepypasta

The .GIF:
You ain’t a creepypasta? Just another reason why you’ve lost
You might be the first running, but compared to you, I’m the boss!
Watch the screen, dripping blood, what more can I say
This battle is now finished, now have nice day

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Evil Otto vs The .GIF. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 17.

WoodenHornets as Mr. Mix
Matthew as Ticket Taker

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MR. MIX!
VERSUS!
THE TICKET TAKER!
BEGIN!

Mr. Mix:
It’s Mr. Mix here, let me teach you how to bake
A delicious plate of your one and only fate
I’m a baker, you’re a taker, my game is much greater
For god’s sake, you’re a piece of shit, prepare to meet your maker, you faker
You better hurry up, type the letters, or it’ll be your Doom
My music will leave your ears bleed, while I’m cooking some food
Try to reach the final level, it’s your own risk
You may be the ticket taker, but I’ll still leave you ticked

The Ticket Taker:
It’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat
I’m ticket taking your life, and it will be in 3D
You think loud growls are scary? Dude, you must be a joke
Nobody wants to play your game, just admit it, I’ll make you croak
Your disses are stale, just give me a break
You won’t be mixing anymore more, once I win this for god’s sake
Your story sucks so much, how could people find you spooky?
Thank you for listening to this verse, now please enjoy the movie

Mr. Mix:
I’ll put your films in a bowl and stir it like cake mix
Then I’ll put you in the oven, guess who I’m baking?
My rhymes are yummy, got games better than Killswitch
Now lie down sonny. *whispers* Shhhh, I’m Mr. Mix

Swirly Head Man:
It’s time to swirl this battle up, prepare to be owned
How can kids take you serious? You have the face of Mario!
I’ll be putting a brick wall here, then leave you severed
Now that this is done, you can never reach the other levels!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES *loud growl* OF CREEPYPASTA!

Mr. Mix vs The Ticket Taker. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 18.

Matthew Thomas as Heartful Lou
Frenzy as Homicidal Liu

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
HOMICIDAL LIU
VERSUS
HEARTFUL LOU
BEGIN

Heartful Lou:
This kid named Liu that got good grades was such a good kid
But there is no actual excuse for what you did
You gave into the voices, you’re no real threat to me
I killed my girlfriend because that’s the way it had to be
I’m not showing you love, I’ll shove my knife into your throat
Decapitate you worse then Derek, then at death you’ll be alone 
I’ll make this quick and painless for you, I hope you're not a runner
But why am I battling you? It’d be more fun killing your brother

Homocidal Liu:
No need to worry, I’ll be sure to make this quick
You’ll heartless once I stab my knife through your rib cage 
It was clear from the start, I am the natural winner
Almost as natural as me being a killer
Yes my brother Jeff is more popular and gets the respect
But you got nothing to say, you were created on Mineplex
It seems you just don’t get it, do you?
Just like my brother Jeffrey Woods, I’m a killer too...

Heartful Lou:
I already know it'll be easy to take out this kid that's homicidal
'Cause once I bring out my axe, you won't survive at all
cut you up into pieces, make your sheets red again
this is no place for children, leave the killing to men
I’ve done things that you couldn’t image kid!
Because love is a gift, don’t you manipulate it!

Homicidal Liu:
You’re going to scream way worse than my mom
Gonna give Louie bruises, a lot of them
Finding true love? You have a better chance beating me
It’s no wonder samantha left you for Derek in a heart beat 
You’ll be just Lou when your heart is in my hands
Murder is in my blood, I don’t expect you to understand 
If Call of Duty was the highlight of your life, I’m sorry for you
It’s over when you wake up to the face of Homicidal Liu

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Heartful Lou vs Homicidal Liu. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 19.

Game Mechanics as SCP-087
Justin Buckner as This Man

Josh as SCP-087
Matthew as This Man

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SCP-087!
VERSUS!
THIS MAN!
BEGIN!

SCP-087:
Look into my blank eyes, it’ll give you a true scare
that’s more scary than an ugly man’s face, I’m aware
I’ll take you down stairs, and show you what I’m all about
‘Cause my victory is as big as your giant eyebrows
I might have no eyesight, but I can see your defeat
I’ll take down these lights, prepare to be beaten by me
Go back to being Santa Claus, I’ll just be sitting down here
This SCP MC will make this man shed a tear

This Man:
Ever dream of me? ‘cause this is gonna be a scary time
This Man will make this SCP be glad that he’s blind
More than 2000 people are dreaming about me, you’re not even creepy
I’ll take you to a deserted mall, if you really wanna mess with me
I know you’ve seen this man, but have you seen yourself?
You’re only seen on stairs, while I make every dream hell
Stop hiding down the basement stairs, you’re looking like a fool
I’m a school teacher, so I can say that you just got schooled!

SCP-087:
There is more evidence of me than you, so don’t even try
These eyes will fright this guy that fears night times
I’ll ‘cause a scene on this pedophile, looking over people sleep
Get down here now, you’ll be hearing a child scream!

This Man:
I got pictures around the world, you can check all the nations
How can you beat me when you’re only found in a foundation
Been in the game since 2006, I’m a huge part of history
Your endpoint is mysterious? Don’t worry, I’ll solve this mystery

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

This Man vs SCP-087. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 20.

Dead Bart vs Fallout numbers station remix

Credit to Matthew
This will have a late youtube upload 
Stay Tuned

Dead Bart vs Numbers Station REMIX

garbageGothic as Gaz
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Natsuki

Natsuki:
I put the Lit in Literature when I get the Club Raven
But this new Member-ane doesn’t warrant cupcake baking
You’re a Slave to your Gaming and now you’re pushing all my buttons
So go back to blowing cartridges and quit trying to butt-in!

Gaz Membrane:
How could a malnourished girl be this full of herself?
The win is so out of your reach that you could call me top-shelf
With your baked goods more Bitter than the cruel Skool that you reside
Bloaty here’s only starved because she can’t swallow her pride

Natsuki:
You couldn’t spit up things more toxic even if you were to vomit, geez!
The only thing my Gaz-trointestines can’t stomach is your comedy
Like, honestly! Your edge would leave some bone-deep scars!
My raps revive your lifeless character like pro teen’s bars
I’ll Be a Beach your washed up show will find quite homey
Going hard on the heart-beat like Doki Doki Doki
With interaction more alien to you than your close encounters
No wonder Gazlene pollutes everything and everyone around her

Gaz Membrane:
Stressed one minute, fine the next, I am impressed with your stamina
I’m surprised you don’t write poems in iambic pentameter
*scoffs* Don’t think reviews excuse you from your awful horror use
I find Bloody GIR more frightening than your puny weea-boos
I can survive without my father, dinner once a year is plenty
I think you need some arc aid, your storyline ain’t healthy
You’re a cutesy childish author, I should call you Mother Goose
I’ll leave an MC more terrified than A Room with a Noose

Natsuki:
Ghh! Why you…

Gaz Membrane:
Too tsun, dere say?
This rap’s not suitable for those easily disturbed, i’m afraid
You’re a dating sim-pleton, and not your crush’s arche-type
All your lines are single-file, and they’re about to be wiped

Natsuki:
You’re a hack of a hacker, must’ve learned rap from Parappa
Because you copy every goth’s personality, you slacker!
Your cover is pretty awful, and I don’t judge your endeavours
But your comic shows your series should’ve just stayed shelved forever

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Kustom

Gaz vs Natsuki - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

This battle means a lot to me as both my last one and one that took over two years to make. Thanks for listening!

Chao as Dimentio
SkeepTieel as Marx

Written by Chao, Dani, ENNWAY, and R the Writer
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters
Beat by Kustom

Dimentio: 
It’s the paper and plot twister cutting and crossing dimensions 
Against a pestering festering jester who won’t steal attention
Take you to a world where I’m invincible to your attacks 
Using the Chaos Heart, it’s not just Mr. L who has my back 
Pop this Kirby Super Star like the planet he wants so bad 
My magic’s getting tragic, making your death sad
With your philosophy on life, Marx is an ironic name
Everyone has Wishes of making you Milky go aWay 
Falling off your little ball don’t make you cute, it proves your loss
Even Groucho’s more comedic than this joke of a boss
Manipulating mechanical monsters while I’m in my prime 
I see you're tryna battle me, so that means “It's Showtime”

Marx:
The Sun and Moon are warring, wanna help me on a mission?
I'm a tactician, so don't mess with my mirrored ammunition 
What happens when you combine a cute face with a jester?
Still a better final boss than a giant springy head, sir
I'd flatten you with my beach ball, but you're already made of paper 
I’m a star, spitting rhymes like Nova, a death maker 
Won’t need the Fountain power from the planets I already rule  
To leave this overly-hyper megalomaniac schooled 
Underwhere? Underwhy is your life a World of Nothing!?
Calling my schemes pathetic when your plan revolves around bluffing 
Plant your Floro Sprouts in me? I’ll leave you in Dimension D!
Cause when it’s Showtime, it’s no time to sing your melodies

Dimentio:
Quit embarrassing yourself, looks like Marx left no marks  
Thinking you’ll really capture anything when I’m the king of hearts
Copying myself till you can’t comprehend who I’ve become 
We’ll all attack you as one and you’ll be left dead and numb  
Silencio! Keep quiet, turn this jester into a mime 
Because Dimentio is mentioning that Popstar is now mine!
You’re as blind as any other bat to think you have this in the open
Leave you with more than bad luck once this Mirror Kirby’s broken

Marx’s Soul:
You better have saved tomatoes for The True Arena’s end 
When this is finished, Count Bleck will have some more paper to mend 
Rhymes like scissors, an interdimensional blizzard 
Is spiraling towards the offspring of Houdini and a wizard!
I’m Ultra! Super Star beats Super Paper Mario  
Kirby’s gone and so are you, I’ve won in this scenario 
I’ll be back someday, because with my newfound prospect 
The soul of a god has crushed a failed art project

Dimentio vs Marx - Rap Battle

Jacob G as Kickass
J Morris as Deku

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Jason, Vriska and Jughead Jay

Cover Art by:
Zim 11037

Additional Help by:
R the Writer & Zim 11037

Beat by:
Audio Network

Mixed and Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal


Lyrics:

Kickass: 
Hey Hit-Girl, you wanna-? Oh, it’s just me
Well, uhum- Stand aside for a hero to serve the beat

Cause against me? Study up my name. 
Why don't you take a page
For someone who can make a change. 
Do what you do best: break a leg

I don't need a Sick Stick to make me spit sick
You lock the top dog, I'll bite off more than this dick, prick

You misfit, the real world ain't some class to place last, kid
Bitch, your name literally means you get your ass-kicked

Your obsession with your teacher really gives me the creeps, bro
Boku no Hero? Change that to Boku no Pico

Deku:
You’re one to talk about starting off worthless
With your daydreams and hormones, 
I wouldn’t say that you’re quirkless

So let me take the shots, but you won’t need your vest
Cause even if you’re juiced on speed, you couldn’t match my 5 percent

Cram more cheap jokes and violence, 
I’ll Detroit Smash your privates
I destroy foes with high kicks, 
you need cheap toys and sidekicks

It took one whiney white kid to almost go and unfold ya
And the size of your nightsticks? Not. Plus. Ultra.


Kickass: 
Talking ‘bout dick jokes but you couldn’t get around
Your girl’s got gravity powers but you still can’t go down

I might’ve fucked up my senses, but you still get on my nerves
Too bad your daddy couldn't pass to you his fire spitting quirk


Deku: 
Well too bad your daddy didn't pass his genes for getting murked 
You're so scared of getting hurt, you let a kid do all your work

Think you’ll leave me in a Red Mist? 
You can’t hip-hop like Tsu, though
Staten Island’s got it rough if their best hero is a dudebro!


Kickass: 
You’re one to talk about parenting, watch what you utter
You pull a momma’s boy household by disappointing each other

Drowning in your mourning, dude, you would beg to reach my tier
Shit, retitle this “my wetsuit Vs your self pity tears”


Deku: 
I'm strapping armor, 
while you're bragging 'bout that wetsuit you're repping?
You spent too much kicking ass in a Walmart clearance section

But you said you wanna make up for your mistakes?
It’s a bit late
This dickface draws his path in the shadow of Nick Cage

Keep running yourself in depth with all the chaos you're causing
I’m gonna show myself out now and share that cocoa with your coffin

Kick-Ass vs. Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle!

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Vladimyr P. as Bobby Yeah

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
BOBBY YEAH
AGAINST
SALAD FINGERS
BEGIN

(0:22) Salad Fingers:
Welcome to rap little chap, today you sail on my ship
Ovens on, fire up, I’ll take you on a another trip
Through a world of slaughter, red water, body horror,
In order to corner this low life thief explorer.
You’re an awkward little Garçon, aren’t ya’ little Bobby?
It’s quite Naughty to be touching EVERYTHING for a hobby
And what you utter makes me shudder since you’re nothing but a bluffer
So take your pain porridge, or you’ll end up with a Glass Brother

(0:43) Bobby Yeah:
Take on an animal like me, and this Great War will go south
So it’s time that I shine; to wash the Firth out of your Mouth
And with your ‘orgasmic’ gestures; will leave you with more than a splinter
That will allow me to stop the motion of your middle finger.
You’ve lingered on for too long so you best be prepared
When fingered pawns start to bawl "Don’t Hug me .I’m Scared!"
Andrew-Hands will be back to his cupboard in despair
When transmissions tell him he missed his mark by a hair

(1:05) Salad Fingers:
I like rusty spoons but I don’t like you
And your rain rusted raps taste like soot and poo,
This Eraserhead may have awards that he had “found”
Before your conception, I put animation in the new-ground
The people chilled to the bones, they went where no one else goes,
And they dared to press a button… that was my videos
The story of how I was hexed made them all perplexed
And now it’s written in text, and your loss will be next

(1:27) Bobby Yeah:
I am very sick from the soup that I spit
Try to toss your salad raps, but MY bucket won’t be kicked
Don’t try to sneak out your intentions through the red wall
Because I'm watching you there, and this face sees all
Daddy’s fame delusions from the house to the sewers
Makes you puppeter everyone, right down to your viewers
You will see the blueLight when I distribute this immigrant
The disses that Caillou deserves for being family belligerent

(1:49) Salad Fingers:
I’ll be the one to push your buttons in this Picnic to spit licks
I think I may have miss-clicked on this wannabe dick flick
You managed to get a-head, but by the very last scene
You’ll find a fate much worse than a blade from a guillotine.

(2:00) Bobby Yeah:
The meaning of my fever dreams is forever being disputed
While fan-theories had figured out the nightmares you executed
This battle was a reflection, do you know which side you’re on?
Here’s a hint: Another flesh-boy victory’s stolen and gone.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, Ryan Tillotson, Dani Frias, and GamingPlush64
Mixed Audio / Effects by Vlad
Beat Producer: 2Deep
Cover Art Creator: Vlad

Bobby Yeah vs Salad Fingers. Sinister Rap Battles

In honor of the anniversary of Baldi’s Basics, he decided to show up for a rap battle! Against him are the dynamic doggy duo, Poochee and Pansy! Who will win the clipart crown? What mysteries lie inside of this battle? And more importantly, zkr duh fdfrjulqv dqg zkdw kdyh wkhb grqh wr wklv fkdqqho?

Dani Frias as Poochee.
GamingPlush64 as Pansy and FILENAME2.
Swoldow EVGRB as Professor Baldi.

Written by GamingPlush64 (with help from Dani Frias).
Mixing done by Freshy Kanal.
Beat by Epistra Beats.
Cover art by Dani Frias.
Puzzle tested by Dr. Sci-Fi (https://m.twitch.tv/doctor_scifi) and Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

pooceeandpansy:
Horror requires unexpected thinking outside the box
But now a “Loser’s Sucky School?” - The LSS must be stopped
You wanna face off, Mr. Krupp? Like Filename2, face corruption
You could barely teach the Basics! You couldn’t uncode our puzzles
We’re the biggest unsolved screamer that the Dark Web’s ever heard
You’re just the craft of a Unity using, 14, Doki Doki nerd
EVERYONE BUT YOU IS DEAD, but it’s better you don’t exist!
Consider that another Gangadittle reality fixed

Baldi:
No animals in my halls, or the cat will take your tongue
I’m spittin’ quick like Sonic and still top him with teaching the young
Experimenting was nonsense for I'll still take the first prize
I’m not a Fan of the Dial-Tone of non-existent canines
No Suffering in the Dark, you’re in my Schoolhouse and can’t leave
While reviewing your work, I’d rename it Poaching some Pansies
You CANNOT HIDE. I will FIND YOU. Better get it through your head
After wandering my halls, you’ll find that they are ALL DEAD

poocheeandpansy:
You’re making us Blue, your lyrics were soda - liberately cheap
Finishing you should be easy when it only took 2 weeks
You know we Gotta Sweep away a Slender clone’s fame on the rise
Another nonsensical horror? I think it’s best to Close Your Eyes

Baldi:
To close my eyes? You’ll be without them by the time my lesson’s through
You should have made like your series and just delayed the part 2
I’ll Sock it to Lasagna Cat’s lazy storyboarding drafts, you’re
getting an “F” for morph suit villains as your best Arts and Crafters

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poocheeandpansy vs Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Miles Allen as Spongebob
Matthew Thomas as Patrick

Jughead Jay as Gumball
Elijah as Darwin

Spongebob & Patrick:
I’m ready! ... To flip this battle like a Krabby Patty 
Was this fart of a cartoon created by his flabby daddy?
I’ll have you like your voice actors cuz’ this kitty’s getting fired
Your show’s an acid-trip of styles that makes Tobias look tired 
Why don’t they take their insults and push them somewhere else
Have a Nasty Patty But he’s already full of himself
Hey Patrick, guess who I am? Uhhhh, stupid? No,
I’m the Amazing World of Gumball What’s the difference? I DON’T KNOW

Gumball & Darwin:
Who earns minimum wage and has ADHD? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Annoying, eccentric and stupid is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If a dead drawn-out show is something that you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Then grab your remote and change over to Nick SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
You’ve hit Bikini Bottom; I could squeeze this Sponge with any diss 
What the what’s wrong SpringBoob? I think that he’s just Jellyfish 
Whether it’s rap or Boating School, you’re always gonna fail 
Because this Goofy Goober’s even slower than his snail 
I’m a real star fish- do you live under a rock? 
You’ve both been demoted to Tweedle-Dee and Dumb f*ck

Patrick:
I can’t wrap my head around your raps like a trombone 
Chewing out this Gumball who can’t even wumbo
Who you calling Spongebob? (uh patrick) I’m Patrick- that’s enough 
I’m not your girlfriend but your disses sure crack me up 

Spongebob:
Your early reel had potential but I think I oughta’ mention 
It went down the drain when doodle-darwin lost his 3rd dimension 
You ain’t the centre of attention next to Teen Titans Go reruns
Since kids only line up for you when they’re after The Refund

Gumball & Darwin:
Your repetitive slapstick couldn’t make the viewers stay amazed 
These tuna fish will get creamed like they rapped with Mayonaise 
Hop back on Hasselhoff, don’t hassle us- yeah, you aughta’ run 
you look up to us; you live under the water, sons!

Spongebob vs Gumball. CMRB

Bill:
Here We Are to open this hopeless chapter
Where a broken clone of UBOA's a-ghaster
Try to stay Determined, cuz when I’m let loose
You might want to start tying that hypote-noose
You’re just a crazy wraith with no amalgam mates
Who got his ass erased cross time and space
You’re getting handsy but I know you can hear me
Undertale’s Fun Value is just a Game Theory

Gaster:
ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN
Nonexistent, like your victory
Go and try that angle, but in this reality
You’re flat, both in shape and in personality
Your Falls is no longer a mystery, man
Can't Wing it in this battle, so talk to the hand
Leave your senses deleted like an Oregon scare
It's not hip when the cipher's a Polybius square

Bill:
Listen to yourself, your meaning has no meaning
You couldn't even beat me if you were dreaming
I know a surefire way you won’t be so rash
When I smash you over the head like an At-bash
So you asked for a sequel from Toby Fox
Annoying Dog Days passed and there's no response
And just when you thought there's a chance that you got it
He delta rude move on your end and spun-off it!
I’m not scared of fighting a copycat Whiteface
Sans comic sense and a readable typeface
For two years I waited in time for this fight
And I’m still winning, even in the third darn rewrite!
Every reset you cling to your life and your hope
Reaching out and attempting and failing  to cope
So here’s the reality you’re trying to stall
In the machine both Gravity and Gaster Falls

Gaster:
I’m very very sorry, but you’ve got it wrong
And we’ll never meet again by the end of this song
While Disney gets Darker yet Darker I’ll standby
As it Rains Somewhere Else when the fans stop buying
The shlock from your AU you’ve painted as gold
Take it from me, you’ve been a bit too bold
Thanks for the feedback but my patience is dwindling
It’s rude to talk about people that are listening
As you spiral into my same trap of hubris
Edgy and Determined on being so ruthless
Waterfalls from your single eye
It’ll be too late when you realize
Every frame of your life you’ve just been a puppet
Feel the eraser, Hirsch, doesn’t it?
I’ll show you the hell nonexistence can be
You’ll come to regret this, wouldn’t you agree?

Mancha as Bill Cipher and WD Gaster
Brodecai as WD Gaster
Adam as WD Gaster
Beat by VinnyO

URBoF

Bill Cipher vs WD Gaster - URBoF #11

Vote for who won this battle!
https://www.strawpoll.me/18321071

Mixed by Dustin

Beats by 2Deep and MARS MISSION

Deegle:
I’m out for the hunt. ‘Bout to teach a little bitch why he should stay shut.
‘Fore Silver come to slay, cut- open a fake demon’s lungs ‘til he can no longer stand, lay tough.
You’re not a threat, bud. Maybe just a reason for me to stay up and deliver my service
On surface, you’re glaring and scary and nervous
Inside you’re just tearing and fearing you’re worthless. (Hahaha)
You were never on top, not even capable of dropping out one bop.
When your bass drop, my ears drop. Seem to have a talent, half-assing your songs
Your self confidence won't be lasting for long upon the words of your literal God
To lay punishment upon thee if you dare to oppose me, son.
Like bitch, fuck are you rappin’ about? You sit around yappin’ and shout.
Can’t move a chord to get internet clout. You’re a gimmicky rapper who’s bound to fall out.
Your waves hurt but they leavin’ me snorting. For a guy who takes themes so gory and turn them so corny.
Try to roll up and destroy me, buddy, instead of trying to bore me!

Kenneth:
(talking) Aight, bitch say your prayers

You picked the wrong guy. (x6)
You picked the wrong guy to fight
Whack-a-portuguese bitch when I step up. Re-bend his knees like Beckham.
I pack up flows that fly like a Smith & Wesson.
And put his cocky attitude where it belongs.
Back in his drawer where the rest of his series go, and also your songs.
Claws out. Bitch I’m going all out.
Rip this soy boy’s heart out. Then you’ll see who falls out.
Knocked out. Motherfucker, I don’t need no advice
From a no-life who’s too busy doing nothing to even go outside.
It’s over, it’s over. Look over your shoulder
The reaper is calling your name (name)
Forever a loner, your death comin’ closer.
It’s time for me to end the game.

Dee vs. Kenneth

Samara:
In seven days your semi fame will get erased
Forever hated, devastated, choking on your petty rage
Against a dated slasher specializing in edgy teens
I’ve seen meaner scream queens squealing on MTV
I’m the first film sensation from Asia to get the west cravin’
You’re the last one people think of when they hear “Wes Craven”
Abandoned by your mother and it drove you to insanity,
So you’ll bite another bullet, guess it runs in the family

Ghostface:
Hello, announcer - can I fight someone new, please?
You must’ve misheard me; I said I like scary movies
You would think by now you’re used to getting played, but
I can help you out if you really wanna hang up
List everyone you ripped off? I'd rather tape my mouth shut
Stringy hair ghost girl couldn't have been more washed up.
Idyllic but then your hopes for a fairytale drowned
So Samara, Samara, can you let your fans down?
They put a cliche mess right on a VHS
Just so your franchise can replay death?
My scream time made your dreams work, 'til I slayed you.
With your screen time, you shouldn't really call yourself a breakthrough

Samara:
I'm trapped in the waters but protected by god
Drop the facade, you’re useless! Even your rules are flawed

Ghostface:
Wrong answer! Your reboot trash is lackluster
You’re barely at the bottom of the bargain bin at Blockbuster

Samara:
So formulaic, you're more suited for Scooby-Doo
Stuck in an endless loop of Sidney eluding you
Coming at me choking on your phoned-in lines? Please,
I’m screwing you over worse than caller ID
Talk about your franchise like you're one to boast
Enough with your sequels; just give up the ghost
We both know exactly what it's like to take a dive
To be blunt, your role couldn't get your ratings high.

Ghostface:
Unstoppable like Jason, you can’t stop the bloodshed
Shoulda known, never assume the killer is dead
Face it, Grudge girl, you will never be my equal
The body count’s capped out, so there’s no need for a sequel!

Garbage Gothic as Samara Morgan

Razzy as Ghostface

Written by: Freshy Kanal, Razzy, Walk & Adroitwhiz

Mixing by: Freshy Kanal

Beat by: Audio Network

Additional Help by: DCARaps, Rabi, Atronachsaura, Brodecai, Diogo, Gengo & ItsJustBrenden

Cover Art by: Adroitwhiz

VIDEO RELEASE: TODAY

Ghostface vs. Samara Morgan - Rap Battle!

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin. CMRB

It's been a while. I know.

Welcome to the tenth X Rap Battle.

Vladimyr P. as Jughead Jones
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Veronica Sawyer

--Lyrics--
Jughead (0:14):
I thought I’d get a good opponent, but my time just goes to waste,
On one more stuck-up, slut Veronica to put back in her place... 
Picture this; the Twilight of your demise, ending your twisted flick,
Since you’ve switched to a sickened bitch, now I’m offing the Wicked Witch!
You’re not my type of writer. I can tell by your diction.
I’d write a novel based on your victory if I wanted fiction.
One final diary entry, a fiery ending for your shelf, 
There’s no defending from these burns; use them next time you harm yourself!

Veronica (0:41):
Ask Kurt and Ram, my task at hand is handling savages.
You’re used to bandaging beatings, and you dare ask what my damage is?
This bad-boy wannabe manages to think I’m one to laugh at.
You best stick to narrating on the wrong side of this rap track!
Did they really think an emo theme would make this clown scary?
How very! One blank shot and this blank slate’s crown’s tearing!
And whenever I see you brood? Ach… Tell me, where’s my noose at?
You’re taking shots from football jocks; well, guess what? I shoot back!

Jughead (1:08): 
(Ugh..) Another Northside loser? Well, Sardonic sports my humor,
Sawyer’s doomed when Forsythe screws her worse than any sword-fight rumor!

Veronica (1:15):
Your character is pretty misused; all those ships don’t really fit you.
Judging by your comic issues, your bond with blondie’s simply ich lüge!

Jughead (1:22): 
You’re always playing with fire, well, you’ve gotten the match you’ve been asking for!
Step out of your personal Candy Store, cause a forfeit’s now your last resort!
(Double Fast:)
Face lies, the real love of your life is a lighter!
If you wanna strike, this serpent is quite a biter!
This drama queen just screwed with the wrong king,
Now I’ll break the ice on another Dead Girl Walking!

Veronica (1:36):
Please!
All this from the epitome of “it’s not a phase, mom!”
Because if you’re a badass, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
(Double Fast:)
Saying I’m blinded by petty sins,
When you can’t see your chance with Betty’s Finn!
This rap blood rise is your last good night,
For you’ve brought shame that no hat could hide!

Jughead (1:49):
You need rewrites! Your dialogue can make Cheryl Blossom lose her mind.
If you wanna get the hang of it, you best head back to suicide!
Cause what you provide? Slushy songs? That’s quite the brain freezer.
So just swallow your words along with the pain like it was a fresh cup of drain cleaner!

Veronica (2:03):
Season after season, still ceasing to please, as usual,
But spitting lines at me? Please! You even fucked up my musical.
You’re spewing out bad ratings, your network’s asking for beatings, 
If you want your show to blow up, then take a pack of Norwegians!

Jughead (2:17):
If you forge lines like you do suicides, take notes revengin’!
For God’s sake, you’re an accidental masochist! Pay close attention!
You’ll be sleeping with the fishes if you dare step into my town, 
Cause Jones hits like croquet, and he’ll knock a goth’s lights out!

Veronica (2:24): 
Oh, you think you’re so tough, you’re rundown without your biker squad
My verbal chaos is what killed you, honey; say Hi to God! 
A pull of the trigger, to end this quicker, nothing bigger, the deed is done!
And now that I’m done with my lyrical massacre, go get your daddy to clean it up.

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Written by Jughead Jay, Freshy Kanal, B O R K, GengoMain, Alex and MetaMachine
Audio Mixed by Freshy Kanal (thx dustin)

Jughead Jones vs. Veronica Sawyer - X Rap Battle #10.

LAR80s / Fightmarker as Michael Myers
Vladimyr P. as Sam

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
MICHAEL MYERS
AGAINST
SAM
BEGIN

Michael Myers:
Coming hard on this Mike, I bring the fuel to ignite
This Myers spitting fire cross the pyers to incite a fright
Your pumpkin pie can’t ever stand up to my skills with this knife
Bleeding seeds and spilling guts; losing your Saturday Night Life
Don’t call me Austin Powers, I won’t answer to Wayne
The only schwing you’ll hear from me is my blade bringing the pain
You’re the Picard to my Kirk a Hallow-eenie mini me
Your Jack o’lanterns all smirk without any comedy
I couldn’t give a Shatner about your weak and bleak portrayal
When I feast on Samhain the preparation will be fatal
Just like Geoffrey Giraffe, you don’t want to grow up
And your film’s a Blockbuster; bankrupt.

Sam:
I’ll analyze your thoughts, you’re not as psycho as you seem
Bates Motel was scarier even without the shower scene
The blood I spill Covers-all, so zip it, and grab your mop
I’m the megamall of Horror while you’re just a Little Shop
You’ll mourn when the Thorn is torn, I ad-myer the forewarn
But you have the mind of a kid so join the Children of the Corn
So grab your kettle, pop it up, the show’s ‘bout to begin
You’ll bear true witness to the terror for I am the pumkin-gpin

Michael Myers:
Your Burlap Sack raps are wack, what’s hiding in your stash?
No Chocolate Bars, you’re lolly-gagging, since you couldn’t light a match
Box office zero, direct to blue-ray show, it’s such a pity
I’m filling seats at AMC; you’re on clearance at Party City
You’ll be Dead by Daylight once I nail you to the fence
Carpenter’s hammering nails will leave you hanging in suspense
I’m your creator but I’ll still cut you like my sister
You’re never scene in theaters; forever a d-lister

Sam:
If you’re wanting some suspense, then I guess I’ll take the lead
That chocolate covered pocket verse was worse than Halloween 3
That movie’s subtitle was Season of the Witch
But If you’d have been the star they’d call it Season of the Bitch
The Zombies Robbing of your win, in Grave danger of what’s within
You got no Spirit-Halloween, so I will cleanse you of your sins
Loomis calls you pure evil, but I think it’s just clickbait
Have a glass of H20, because you need some to rehydrate!
The Pumpkin Patch is open, come and pick your harvest boon
Just Stop clowning around, and IT will all be over soon
You’re a disgrace to the night of October 31st
Trick ‘R Treating’s my bag, so you’ll leave this battle cursed

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and John P.
Beat Producer: Dansonn
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Michael Myers (Halloween) vs Sam (Trick ‘R Treat). Sinister Rap Battles

Here Comes Vi And Get Jinxed - Mashup (Ft. Nicki Taylor & Lunity) | Official 10 years League Of Legends special.
Oficial Videoclip: https://youtu.be/ZZmlUuTrQ_g

Thank you all, summoners.

Here Comes Vi And Get Jinxed - Mashup (Ft. Nicki Taylor & Lunity) | Official 10 years special

A Halloween story told in a song for your spoopy benefit!! It was a HUGE collab for all of us between SO many different YouTubers, so if you can, check out the video we made for it on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdU46k-gk8Y

Never Ending Party (Halloween YouTube Collab)

Nightcore - Ghost (Au/Ra & Alan Walker)

Fuck it, new audio (Happy Halloween!)

Matthew Thomas as Wii Are Twisted
Vladimyr P. as AzuraiTemcev
Juliauna R. as Cass

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
CONSOLE ME
VERSUS
WII ARE TWISTED
BEGIN!

Wii are Twisted:
Alright readers, what you will be reading today
I think it’s time to teach a new way to play: the hard way
Unplug that text-to-speech box, lob it to attack hard
That brick’ll surely leave a mark: Red Ring of wack bars
I’ll be tossing out raps, with lack of Safety Straps
It’s pretty sad you made a girlfriend out of bargain bin scrap
I’ve seen less of brats choking in these Twisted games 
In the end, it’ll be MY voice driving you insane!

AzuraiTemcev:
I guess Link’s slashes aren’t all that provokes screams
Your sluggish lines are more slow than a hacked control scheme
Raze you faster than BlazBlue, that I’m dead-set
Enough from me, have some words from the girl in the headset
Cass:
The name’s Cass, trapped inside this virtual toy
Cheats won’t be needed to one-shot unstable employees
Borderlands is squat next to what you’ll be put through
AzuraiTemcev & Cass:
Wii are Rap Slayers. Wii are Winners. NOT You Too.

Wii are Twisted:
Hearing this tired same story’s inspired my life a new era
Your shit “peril” is doing less scaring than a disk error
My head is throbbing from this game crap, I’ll have a lay down later
When I’m from this nerd and Overly Attached Game Player

AzuraiTemcev:
Thanks for altering the game, victory is now mine!
Not surprised you’re aching, frankly you lost your damn mind!
But, I can’t shake this odd feeling, my consciousness is losing
What’s going on? Cass...what are you doing?

Cass:
A double cross was forthcoming when my plan was complete
You’ve been drilling on my patience, and now it’s time to Unleash
You losers won’t be missing much with the lives you were living with
Ain’t talking Elder Scrolls when I say you’ll like Oblivion
I’ll be Disposing of Garbage like this boy’s Sonic toys
Design for SEGA? Honestly, you’re better off unemployed
Console-t Me, for data in this plain world of white
This will be your new lives, no use fighting, Azurai
We Pay this prison Forward, best say your farewells
As I tear you from this world, leaving two fleshy shells
Some Ordinary Gamers lost their lives with their wits
BEGINNING TRANSITION OF TWO KIDS INTO SUBJECTS 5 AND 6

Written by: MultiSuperVids
Beat by: Audio Network

Console Me vs Wii Are Twisted. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta.

Phantom Dancing

Great.......i'm going to intensive treatment.

Dark Deception - Patient Transfer

nightcore ↬ so rude

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUhXHydECtXt2incabrzBqFIfIi-5GpbRYFyk0hGbBA/edit
Alternate audio: https://soundcloud.com/user-938839005/bendy-vs-cuphead-alternate-audio
MetaMachine as Bendy
Alex as Cuphead
Jade as Ink Demon
Written by MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, Kamren, Dani Frias. Bork and Jade
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Kamren
Beat by Audio Network
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Smashing Duos"
Hint from Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"