SuperThingsOnCups as Herobrine
WoodenHornets as Tails Doll

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
TAILS DOLL!
VS!
HEROBRINE!
BEGIN!

Herobrine:
You won’t be seeing the sunshine anymore after this battle is done,
Herobrine has connected to kick your ass and remove your stuff.
I will make you 404‘d, and i’ll stab you in the the crotch,
how can you mess with me when I messed with a game by Notch?
I will kill you slowly while you are thinking I’m a cow,
you’ll see me then you’ll realize why and how?
Tails Doll? oh! such a scary name!
you were made in one of the most shittiest Sonic games. 

Tails Doll:
They call me tails doll, bout to murder your soul,
I'm incontrolable, I'll leave you with a pixelated hole.
But really, your shitty creepypasta is really rare,
I'm a cursed creepy doll, YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!
Dumb Herobrine, haha, why the long face? 
Call me sonic because I'm winning fast in this race.
you're a hollowed out mod, who will never see remorse,
I will crush you with this piston since there's nothing to live for.

Herobrine:
Sonic R was the biggest piece of fucking crap,
get out of this world, cause this is Minecraft!
I will stab you with this diamond axe, you will be taunted,
you better be scared cause i am always watching.

Tails Doll:
I killed Noah and Gill who bought me from EB Games,
this is bullshit, you and the zombie are the fucking same.
You’re gonna kill me with a diamond axe? you took it too far,
It won’t be Sonic R, it will now be TAILS DOLL R!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES. OF CREEPYPASTA!

Tails Doll vs Herobrine. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
PAUL BUNYAN
VERSUS
JOHNNY APPLESEED
BEGIN

Paul Bunyan:
Ey, chapman, you won't survive this pain that I'm bringing,
How can you win? I cut Appletree's for a living
Stop lumberjacking off and focus, I'm manly as hell
You're a nurse, maggot! Do you fondle with your apples as well?
On my way to victory, and this fool is on my route
Punching his face so many times it'll be as red as his fruit
I'm a giant don't you see! Your love for apples is just weird!
This ass-whooping will be almost greater than my majestic beard!
You discovered apple trees, just go to the store
Beef with a lumberjack and get scattered on the floor
I'm like an onion, bringing tears out this brittle funyun
Shoving my ax up your ass, my name is Paul Bunyan

Johnny Appleseed:
Oh, the Lord's been good to me
Just sitting here plucking from my apple tree
Then this fat son of a bitch tried to step to me
Now he'll learn not to mess with Johnny Appleseed
Forget the lumber camps, you're just a lumber tramp
This tourist attracting scamp's about to get a revamp
I'm on fire, like the kerosine you enjoy drinking
You're just a big oaf, who makes choices without thinking
You little myth bitch, you ain't puttin up no fight
Why're you pissed? Are those jeans pulled up too tight?
This world would be hungry without my discoveries
I'm the reason Newton found the Laws of Gravity, buddy

Paul Bunyan:
You're just a pioneer queer, who I'll slice into bits
I'll take that pan off your head and smash your face with it!
You chose not to marry, because you'd take spirits as your wives?
Good luck, chump! You pretty much wasted your whole life!
You better pray that you win, and run back to your New Church!
I'll drop apple bombs 'til you turn into the nothing that you're worth!
By the time i'm done with you, you'll just be Johnny Applejuice
You're a true fruit, bitch, I'll be sure to leave you the bruise

Johnny Appleseed:
Calm down there partner, you're gettin angrier than you need to be
I'm spitting out these disses like I'm spitting out appleseeds
While I'm chompin' on my sweets, making history, man
You're stompin' on your feet, chasing people off your land
You're just a lonely lumberjack who's in for a shock
The only babe you get in bed, is Babe the Blue Ox
You've been destroyed by Johnny, I'm leaving strong and proud!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, nobody to save you now

WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Paul Bunyan vs Johnny Appleseed. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 38.

WoodenHornets as Mr. Mix
Matthew as Ticket Taker

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MR. MIX!
VERSUS!
THE TICKET TAKER!
BEGIN!

Mr. Mix:
It’s Mr. Mix here, let me teach you how to bake
A delicious plate of your one and only fate
I’m a baker, you’re a taker, my game is much greater
For god’s sake, you’re a piece of shit, prepare to meet your maker, you faker
You better hurry up, type the letters, or it’ll be your Doom
My music will leave your ears bleed, while I’m cooking some food
Try to reach the final level, it’s your own risk
You may be the ticket taker, but I’ll still leave you ticked

The Ticket Taker:
It’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat
I’m ticket taking your life, and it will be in 3D
You think loud growls are scary? Dude, you must be a joke
Nobody wants to play your game, just admit it, I’ll make you croak
Your disses are stale, just give me a break
You won’t be mixing anymore more, once I win this for god’s sake
Your story sucks so much, how could people find you spooky?
Thank you for listening to this verse, now please enjoy the movie

Mr. Mix:
I’ll put your films in a bowl and stir it like cake mix
Then I’ll put you in the oven, guess who I’m baking?
My rhymes are yummy, got games better than Killswitch
Now lie down sonny. *whispers* Shhhh, I’m Mr. Mix

Swirly Head Man:
It’s time to swirl this battle up, prepare to be owned
How can kids take you serious? You have the face of Mario!
I’ll be putting a brick wall here, then leave you severed
Now that this is done, you can never reach the other levels!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES *loud growl* OF CREEPYPASTA!

Mr. Mix vs The Ticket Taker. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 18.

WoodenHornets as Randy Marsh
Stofferex as Homer Simpson
Matthew Thomas as Peter Griffin
Justin Buckner as Hank Hill
MCGamingFTW as Fred Flintstone

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
RANDY MARSH
VERSUS
HOMER SIMPSON
BEGIN

Randy Marsh:
You think you’re all popular you jaundiced spastic?
All you’re really known for is being a sarcastic bastard
Your show is awful, I’m sorry I thought this was America! (GAALL)
Your below average intelligence is the only thing hysterical
You playdoh fatso, you shoulda stayed at home!
20 fucking seasons and still your show blows!
Long live this fat pig, I think everyones had enough
Oh and by the way, Marge enjoyed sucking my doughnuts!

Homer Simpson:
You should know It takes big balls to come and step to me,
You tried your best and disappointedly failed miserably
Stop blockbusting off to some B class porn
Probably starring a knock off version of Lorde (OOH)
I’ll be making history and be remembered in fables
Meanwhile you’re taking tips from “Am I disabled?”
Hold on I’m busy kicking your ass, you’ll have to speak up!
You’re a horrific father, now I’m off to grab a duff

Peter Griffin:
Let the real king of cartoons come and show you how to make a diss
Your rhymes are more crappy than how South Park animation-is
Take a tip- I’m obviously the best cartoon dad,
and you all of you should run away faster than a cutaway gag! (hehehe)
Making fat stacks… power planting fat raps!
Baldy, I bet you have more hair on your shrivelled yellow sack
Ehhhh, I’ve been more impressed by Meg than you two
Even Hank Hill can agree that I’m the top toon!

Hank Hill:
God dang it Peter, you just had to go and mess with me
I’m Hank Hill, sell propane and propane accessories
Now you listen to me mister, no damn way am I scared
Cause like how I grill my stakes, I spit disses medium rare
You’re a LOSER Randy! All you do is sit and whine
Prime time rhymes that’ll hit y’all bellow the belt line
Serving an ass beating, better not ask for a refill
None of you could top this King of the Hill! (yupp)

Fred Flintstone:
Spit raw rhymes from the prehistoric times
The original Family Guy’s here to Bedrock the mic!
Not unlike Hanks show, Homer’s intellect is limited
I might be a caveman but it’s you lot who are primitive
I can rock n’ roll- I’m an ace at bowling
One joke and Bamm Bamm, I get the laughs rolling
Randy your rhymes were weak like Homer’s dad my friend
Get lost and Yabba-Dabba-Don’t cross me again!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Fel & others

Randy Marsh vs Homer Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 46.

Mr. Maplesyrup as Corey Riffin
Vanilla Voices as Marceline

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
COREY RIFFIN
VERSUS
MARCELINE
BEGIN!

Corey Riffin:
I would battle you now, but hold on, I have no lyrics
*beat pauses; Corey writes lyrics*
I’ll be kicking you back to the Nightosphere, kid
This is no longer Peaceville, man, things are about to get wild!
I'm hanging out with my friends, while you're hanging out with a pedophile
You should’ve realized by now rocking out isn’t your concern
Call my lines the sun, 'cause they surely burn
It’ll take one guitar riff and it’s no longer an Adventure Time
I'll be stealing your victory like how your dad stole your fries!

Marceline (singing):
Corey, why do you bother with those lines?
Your fame is starting to descend
Nobody ever wanted to hear you rock
And I’ll end you like how your show went dead
Marceline (rapping):
Nice job rushing your lyrics, writing them with a Penn
You ain’t a threat, in the end, I’ll leave you Evicted!
I tried to fight with my dad that was a demon from hell
You're trying to fight against a genderbent version of yourself!

Corey Riffin:
Be quiet, you’re Daddy’s Little Monster, Corey’s attacking this idiot
Having a little kid be your henchman? Are you serious?
I’ll be dropping your bass, and beating you like the Newmans
While you’re busy chewing Bubblegum, I’ll run my own Grojband

Marceline:
I’m a vampire queen, you make music that sucks
I hate you even more than your sister hates your guts
I’ll close this garage door on you, so I don’t have to hear you dissing
You lost ‘cause it seems your talent is What Was Missing

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Corey Riffin vs Marceline. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 48.

Deadpool - Seth W
Deathstroke - HyperJacob96

Deadpool (0:12):
Okay, let me bring this up, ‘cause that’s just lame
You guys couldn’t even follow the fucking channel name?
Anyways, let’s not sweat it on the small stuff
as it looks like this bitch is back for a second round of beat up!
But I’m not only bettin’, you’ll be regrettin'
harder than the viewers after Seth’s Orochimaru impression
Hot like a chimichanga, I'll tango if you wanna
And I'll be laughing when you're on the end of my katanas
Man, I'm a legend, you've been left in the dust 
It's kinda sad people only know you vaguely from Injustice
You’re the best Assassin? Well, let me be enlightened
‘Cause in five whole seasons you couldn’t beat the Teen Titans

Deathstroke (0:44):
One mediocre verse, and I’ve had it with this red fool
But I’m about to leave you like Gatsby: dead pool
I’ll hand your ass to ya, you know I’m not a fan of ya
Exile your existence, blast your act back to Canada
You’re not better, you didn’t come before me
You stole all my shit then just jacked up the horny
And you think you rap hard? I’ll show you some violence
I preferred you in Origins: where you were silent
Cursing like a sailor, making jokes about your ween
Congratulations, you’re a hero to every pre-teen
I’m not sure what’s bigger: your ego or your mouth
But I’m sure it won’t take much to stomp this Merc out

Deadpool (1:16):
Maybe you came first, but Super Soldier gone crazed?
That concept and your rhymes are drier than my fucking face!
You’re not relevant anymore, you know what that means?
We’ll never have to suffer your ass on the big screen!
I beat you in a Death Battle, why don’t you check reality?
I'm just fighting for the plot, but you’ve no personalities!
This upcoming filler's like your persona, boring and futile
Leave this  audience saying, “aw man, that was BRUTAL”

Deathstroke (1:37):
Here’s a problem with you, you don’t know when jokes get old
‘cause that verse had as dull of an effect as Ryan Reynolds
So when you think you’re all superior,  you haven’t got a clue
I wish my wife had killed me - I wouldn’t have inspired you!
Drop the anti-hero bullshit, I'm a straight up villain
This track’s not the only thing I'm wicked at killin’
Now it's time Wade Wilson found a new mission
Before you regret the colour of pants you’ve chosen to shit in.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE COMIC BOOK FANS!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COMIC BOOKS!

Written by: Seth, Dusk, MaNCHA, & Joey

Deadpool VS Deathstroke II - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 1

This is a scrapped ERBOC battle with Ed Edd N Eddy against The Three Stooges. The reason on why this battle was scrapped is other than the audio being disappointing, The Three Stooges don't really fit for a cartoon rap battle, even if it was a "Historical Rumble". Please don't ask for me to make this an official battle, because I won't, and If you have a problem with that, well boo fucking hoo.

Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-Can as Edd
Stofferex as Eddy
Justin Buckner as Moe
Matthew Thomas as Curly
Frenzy as Larry

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS: HISTORICAL RUMBLE
ED EDD N EDDY
VERSUS
THE THREE STOOGES
BEGIN!

Ed:
It’s time we face some Nazty Spies! Gonna Cul-de-"Sack" you!
Edd:
Beating these failed comedians until they're black and blue
Ed:
Spread some butter on your rhymes, and eat them for breakfast
All:
Call this the Nazi boat, ‘cause we'll leave you shipwrecked
Eddy:
Give me your money! or we’ll leave you like Curly’s tooth, broken
Edd:
Not even with a magnifying glass will I see your chance to win
Eddy:
I'd rather get a dickey than let you dicks spit shit cold
Ed:
One beating from Sarah
All:
and Crash Goes The Hash-holes

Moe:
Coming in with black and white, it's Larry, Curly, and Moe
All:
The Three Stooges will show these boasts how they blow
Curly:
Hurry Hurry! I Can Hardly Wait for this battle to end
Larry:
So we don’t have to complain to these cartoonatics
Moe:
With eye-poking rhymes, we’ll break your jaws and make ‘em ruddy 
Curly:
With an animator that dropped out of art school, your art styles n’yucky
Larry:
We’ll slapstick these scammers, shouldn’t be a shock
Moe:
It’s time we have the last laugh… Boo-Haha!

Ed:
That rapping was way worse than your game on the NES
Edd:
You guys are more of a bitch than Curly making dog noises
Eddy:
You‘re the Ugliest Men in Hollywood, being so wicked
Ed:
Hanging out with the Jersey Shore? What a bunch of money hungry chickens
Edd:
The only thing you do to entertain your fans is hurt yourself
Eddy:
Abusing each other with hammers, and things you find on a shelf
Ed:
So The Yoke’s on You, leave these abortions to cry!
All:
You’re gonna be needing Shemp for when ⅓ of you die

Moe:
These comedic geniuses will have you three scream
Curly:
We Punch Drunks that try their hardest to go up against these three
Larry:
You can’t escape from this ruse from these three Stooges
Moe:
This will end Quick like your Repair Service, and covered in bruises!
Curly:
Our 2012 movie is way better than your mis-Edventures!
Larry:
We’ve been on better endeavours, you’re gonna need a pair of dentures 
Moe:
It became a Mad Mad World when you three came into it
All:
Your Big Picture Show could never beat the classics!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Ed Edd N' Eddy vs The Three Stooges. Scrapped Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

When two ultimate things collide... This is a Super Smash Bros Ultimate parody of Lemon Demon's "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".

LYRICS:

[Verse 1]
Old King Koopa was stompin' around
Big Battlefield like a big playground
When suddenly Samus straight from Metroid
Hit Bowser with a missile and now he's annoyed
So Bowser starts to run at Samus to attack
But didn't expect to get countered by Mac
And then he gave Bowser the good ol' one-two
Then he's blasted with Hadoukens coming from Ryu
Then he started to beat up the Bruiser from the Bronx
But Samus knocked them off the stage with a POW Block
And just when she thought it was safe to give a taunt
Solid Snake from Metal Gear came out of his box
Took a Super Scope and it's Samus who he aimed at
Blew Samus away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away 
Cause Simon Belmont came to save the day

[HOOK]
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History
Assist trophies and Smash Balls as far as the eye can see
And only one man will win, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History

[Verse 2]
Bowser took a bite out of Simon Belmont
And just to be a dick, he followed with a taunt
Then Mac came back, another punch he wants to pack
But Diddy Kong jumped and he landed on his back
And Samus' shield is broken and now she's all dizzy
And Solid Snake went to end her in a jiffy
But something pulled him in when his leg got caught
Link brought him in using his Hookshot
Then he saw Bowser sneaking up from behind
Then he reached for his bow which he just couldn't find
Cause Samus stole it and she shot and she missed
But it hits Diddy Kong and now he is pissed
He jumped in the air flying with his jetpack
While Solid Snake jumped trying to land on the back
Of Simon Belmont but they collided in the air
Then they both froze up by the Villager's glare

[HOOK]
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History
Assist trophies and Smash Balls as far as the eye can see
And only one man will win, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Smash Down 

[Bridge]
And then came a warning about a new foe
Descending from above, the Duck Hunt duo
Who delivered a bite with his mouth full of foam and drool
Into the leg of the Hero of Hyrule
He's biting real hard, Link tries to get him off his boot
As Samus Aran changed into her Zero Suit
The duo saw Samus and her vulnerable thighs
And then they jump for Samus for another bite

[Verse 3]
Then Marth, Roy, Lucina, Robin, Chrom, Corrin, Meta Knight
Did I skip a Fire Emblem character? Oh, Ike
And then came Luigi and both of the Inklings
And both the Ice Climbers and big man Ridley
Mario, Wii Fit Trainer, Captain Falcon, Star Fox
Pac-Man, Mega Man, every single Pokemon
Bowser Jr and all seven Koopalings
And Pit, Pittoo, Young Link and Toon Link
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
They kicked Duck Hunt and his chuckling ass
It was the most hype battle Smash fans ever saw
With millions looking in a total awe

[Outro]
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, this had to be done
Waluigi number one!

[HOOK]
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History
Assist trophies and Smash Balls as far as the eye can see
And only one man will win, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Smash Down
This is the Ultimate Smash Down
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History

"The Ultimate Smashdown in Nintendo History" - A Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Parody by B-Lo

Thumbnail by Nooby

Vladimyr P. as Jeff the Killer
Raichous as The Joker

Written by Raichous
Mixed by Vladimyr P.

-LYRICS-
JOKER
Let's introduce a little anarchy, make things a little stranger
While I'm facing you, I'm completely unendangered
You're a sleep deprived teen who’s ripped off my look
and unlike the bat, I won't do this by the book
If you couldn't take a bully then how can you face me
I've been duping the bat ever since the 1940's
I'll put you in the ground with a super-move combo
After all, you're nothing more than an emo

JEFF
Another killer clown? Oh boy, how original
The idea that you could even win is inexplicable
You're just a class clown while I'm a true killer
hell, your rapping is no better than Leto's scene filler
I'm the guy who makes people cower and cry
While you're behind a counter selling big macs and fries
You're the type of clown to be a party entertainer
Now Go to Sleep Joker, cuz I win, it's a no brainer

-DOWNLOAD LINKS-
Jeff the Killer vs. The Joker- https://picosong.com/wARch
Karaoke- https://picosong.com/wARcp

Thanks for Watching!!

Jeff the Killer vs. The Joker

The greatest fear imaginable is the fear of the unknown. Yet, the greatest punchline is the one you least expect. Shock horror is a fascinating concept of leading on the viewer to thinking something fun and cute and innocent is going to happen, then pull the wool from your eyes to show the madness that truly happens. Today, two birds duke it out in a rap battle! The littlest penguin against the pet from Can Your Pet. But what if there is more than meets the eye in this audio itself?...

This video may take longer than a week to come out. I want it out this month, but something is really wrong with my computer. I don't know what, but I'll still try for you all!

Tuna as the pet.
Light as the narrator.

Written by GamingPlush64.
Mixed by GamingPlush64.
Beat by Hollywood Legends Productions and GamingPlush64.

Lyrics:

Can Your Pet:
It seems the runt of the litter thinks it’s okay to be attacking me?
But I doubt that by the end of this you would escape the Factory!
Rapping against a classic flash game, then you had better flow smart!
Or this will end up as a blood bath, close your demise out with Mozart!
Because it snows hard where you are, but you’re now approaching NewGrounds
So bland and uninspired, I would rather be against Pingu! (Ow!)
Every fan can fall in love with me! Your fable’s slow, dull, and bland.
It’s no question if it’s possible for me to win; this pet can!

The Littlest Penguin:
And as the littlest penguin watched his competitor spit bars,
He could tell that this adventure will be the best one so far!
Because when he chose to rock the mic, he’s swift against the old foes. 
It seems that, just like when he bathes, pet is trying to avoid flow!
He’s filled with a burning passion as he puts prey out of their misery…
While some copyrighted music is enough to make this pet history.
Put Pet’s retinas on a necklace, taking the verbal beak-crown,
As he answers the call of the title and makes his masterpiece!

GamingPlush64 as the DHMIS Duck.

Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared Duck:
OW! Pesky little bees! Time to roast my own chicken picnic!
Now, I’m for creativity, but your unoriginal shtick's sick!
You’re left rotting in the past, we’re Wakey-Waking up with rhymes!
You want to talk about a classic? I’m ahead of my TIME! ...Time?
We put depth into our stories, even more than simple walking...
My win was served on a platter! Almost as if “food is talking!”
So you can “can” it or take your own life, I will be with my friends!
Because this ‘Silly Old Duck’ has come on top in the end!

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Can Your Pet vs The Littlest Penguin. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Who Won poll:
https://strawpoll.com/eshkk5gc

Time for the first rap battle coming from me in 2020! I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it! Cheers, and I hope y'all have a great day or night! We're starting it off with a battle between the two notorious edgelords from the new Pokémon games!

Alen as Piers
Alex the Beast as Allister

Written by Alex the Beast
Thumbnail by Gengo
Mixed by Jacob Graal

Lyrics:
Rap Battle
Allister
VS
Piers
Begin!

Piers:
Good grief….my opponent’s some emo little kid? Who’s tryna, I dunno, strike fear?
Honestly, I’d use a Wishing Star to wish I wouldn’t even be here
Got a whole lotta Pokéballs strapped to your side
Yet none of what’s inside could save your hide
You’re so lonesome? I can’t imagine why
Mimikyu’s prolly got more friends than this guy
Kid who’s mysterious, probably hiding sadness
Am I supposed to think that makes you a badass?
Because to me? All I see?
Is the most stereotypical gym leader in this whole series
I dance with the dregs hiding in the cracks
You lack the confidence to take off the mask
Considering you’re not even in both games
I, too, would probably try to literally save face

Allister:
I'll admit, I--I was weary you’d spit something more dreary and searing
I was left wanting, heh... I suppose A-Pier-annces are deceiving
You--uhh, might want to fix that posture
You’ll drop the mic that way
I spook the goofs who dare to challenge me early on in the game
You do it but worse…? Grand...
Let me guess, MCR is your favorite band?
And I’m sorry but that haircut? It’s a crime
I’ll take your hefty defeat On the Side
You’re monotone and monochrome
I thought being the odd one was my role
‘Cause I wouldn’t say you’d be the pick of the litter
Just a broody cretin overshadowed by his sister

Piers:
Look at you! You’re already slumped over in defeat!
Over a HUNDRED masks? You’re actually a creep
Seeing dead people’s your big plot twist, all because of an accident
How ironic your biggest interest is most likely a myth
Go hang out in a cemetery or something you gangly little rat
You tried to fake being larger than life and you even failed at that
But still can’t find a proper way to up the spooky and lay off the edge
Your flow lacks a pulse, but what’d I expect? You’re used to playing with the dead

Allister:
In a game where players are exposed to Dynamax
The seventh Gym Leader doesn’t even have it
I took on a mantle at such a young age
While you’re this group’s deadweight
You lack a Power Spot, while I cause havoc
Fashion sense like a ceremony: Absent
Just do us all a favor and leave behind the mic
Sorry, Normal’s just not effective against a ghost type

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
On the next...
...Rap Battle!