Battles I'm in / wrote for.

Rap Battles I guess

CVGRB - Volume 1

The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

UnamusedDetective as Froslass
Mancha as Chandelure

Froslass:
I feel an Ominous Wind that’s not catching my frost draft
It seems these Polar opposites have finally crossed paths
About time you paid the Pryce for your murderous hot wrath
Hope you don’t froth and burn up at the sight of a Froslass!
I bet you wish your rhymes emitted such a bright shine
It doesn’t take degrees to make a Bose-Einstein
How exactly are victims supposed to Bond with their Destiny
If when trying to hold a candle, they get the death penalty?
All Hail to the belle who is Cloaked in the Snow mist
No way I’ll be bested by the ghost who has no fists!
Freeze where you’re flowing, pipes belong on snowmen
And I’ll leave you more broken than you are in Pokken!

Chandelure: 
Looks like a touchy dead woman could use some rekindling
It seems that Frozone is jealous of her Mega sibling
RU kidding me right now? Spikes are what makes you special?
You could get to the Snow-point if you just used your Temple
Try to spit Will-O-Wisp but your verse was not lit
Upon closer inspection - you’ll get burnt to a crisp
If I used Pain Split it would just heal you a bit
Because I’ve taken the offense while you haven't done shit!
Froslass is in last! I spit Inferno on the track!
You don’t know Jack Frost when it comes to lighting up this match! 
Warming up the earth more than generation five’s fodder
This lass can’t handle the heat even though the kitchen’s hotter

Froslass:
You’re treading on thin ice there.. Let me break it
I spit roasts to leave your Rawst Berry Incinerated
This ghost’s Lampspent after trying to stay cool
You’ll get extinguished by something as shallow as your movepool
I’m not letting my guard down due to a Chandelier
With his ability managed to infiltrate a lower tier
This kitchen fixture’s tricks have a ceiling you can’t hit
I’d tell you to hang yourself but it seems you beat me to it

Chandelure:
I can Sia are trying to swing with the Chandelier
This Sno-Runt’s facade fails without a Dawn Stone near
I’m known to cause fear, you’re only good for Powder Snow
And unlike your Avalanche, I’ve actually got flow
I’m spitting an Overheat felt through player’s screens
So i’m not threatened by a Blizzard from this Dairy Queen
I’ve been evaluating how much life force you’ll provide
There’s not much left for me - you’re already empty inside

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Froslass vs Chandelure. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #4

Hellboy: Titanium2108
Ghost Rider: MultiSuperVids

Hellboy:
I’m on the case to put skullface in his place
I didn’t realize you were still alive, I was expecting Reyes 
With that ugly mug? No one's gonna stare into your eyes
With the hand of Doom I wield, you’ve no chance to survive
My samaritans will show up, united we’ll confront this
Further vigilante whose murders just promote Injustice
Hate to Whip-crack it to ya, you're a useless numb-skull
You’re not worth my time, end this kid with two from my pistol

Ghost Rider:
Un Rama! The day of judgement is upon you, scum!
Your films? Forgettable. Your comics? Ineligible. Come get some.
I’m sorry to say that you missed me with your weeb fronting
Even with a penance stare, I did “Nazi” that coming
While I’m burning through sin, I can tell what your night is
Judging by how in handiness you’re so lopsided
Johnny’s 4/20 Blazing, you ain’t a Ghost of this Rider
Just another demonspawn engulfed in my hellfire!
 
*Hellboy puts out his cigar, lights it on Ghost Rider*

Hellboy:
Thanks for the light, is that the only real burn you’re shilling?
With lines so warped, no wonder the Avengers saw you as a villain
Now Johnny B. Good better back up till he Ketches his backup
When a royal king hits ya, even your sister won’t get you back up
Your dealings meant nothing when they came from Lucifer
I'm getting a third film, you're getting busted by the Punisher
Cuz, after this fight kid, your reputation's desecrated
Ruin you in this firefight, like opening a Cage did

Ghost Rider:
Let’s see if the Perlman can still stick in character
When my chains fracture his frail Excalibur
Not accepted as a child, nothing but an outsider
I’ll take your wife, Liz, she’ll be another ghost rider
Covered in fire, yet you still attempt to roast me?
You approach me, you mostly, will end up ghostly
Fire and brimstone leads to chargrilled bones, sadly
Because I'll send a Hellspawn back to his daddy

Spawn: (Different Beat)
Burn in Hell, demon kid, and it seems rider’s boned
Before this Monster in the Bubble puts you in the Dead Zone
Antiheroes? Please, I’ve seen greater nobility from Violator
Now you're just a Hero for Hire, no need to be Frank, Ryder
Leetha provides me with whatever I need to slaughter demons
This Ex-Force Recon is forcing retcons on these heathens
This red dead dread should tread lightly down this path
Or like the devil and God’s existence, I’ll banish your ass
Your raps have pissed me off, now I’ll show you an Endgame
With mutation I’m making your reputations a shame
Manipulate dimensions and stick you both in a tomb
When Hellboy’s done having fun with his right hand of doom
Ended gods and monsters, and many more that I’ve claimed
So I won't Terry in the affairs of those who I would’ve maimed
You could try your hardest but I’d just undergo a resurrection 
As far as I’m concerned, Scorpion’s a cleaned skull for my collection

Spawn: Stofferex

Written by: Written by Seth W, R the Writer, thelegion, DeanFalcon, TV rap battles, Dani Frias, Redkirby101ishere, Honeycombs 96, NSAGAJIWB

Hellboy VS Ghost Rider - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 7

I was going to put something here like don't take this battle seriously but I can't lie it's catchy LMAOOO. 
no this battle doesn't really have a connection other than cult classic type things but honestly i just wanted to make it for fun in between serious battles LMAO

Thumbnail by Dani Onion Rings (thx bby)
Beat by Adamack.
Writing, vocals and mixing done by me.

Lyrics:
RAP BATTLE!
ROBOCOP!
VS!
PEE-WEE HERMAN!
BEGIN!


Robocop:
Robocop tops hacks like megacorporations
Your franchise's been forgotten with no hope of gentrification
You're not a kid's hero, you're a pedophile creeper
Search mode activated: Detecting a bullshitter
The fuck was Burton thinking spotlighting such a bother?
Bug eyes, ruffled collar. I wouldn't buy your movie for a dollar!
I say HB-no to your gimmicks, ride off before this ends in defeat
Your move, creep

Pee-wee Herman:
Kids, the secret words today are wannabe Judge Dredd!
Who for the rest of the world would've done better off dead!
Now I'll have you know that I respect authority!
But the only Cyborg I respect is if he's from D.C!
Get out my Playhouse you cyberpunk or I'll make you myself!
Ride in not out to Orion and hit him at the belt!
I'm at the pinnacle of kids television, must watch, can't diss them!
Least I'm consistent! Your remakes? Even you'd want to miss them!


Robocop:
Between entertainment and disturbing, you're at the border
Grown man with a case of dissociative identity disorder!
And Peter Pan Syndrome, it's evident from the crowd
that you're a washed up stand up-comedian that needs to sit down
If this was a dick measuring game your name stands up to task
Leaving you falling off the Big Top, my prime directive's kicking ass
But you have balls taking your alter ego off the shelf
Last I heard, the champion of kids was caught pleasuring himself

Pee-wee Herman:
Aahhh! Kids, he's a comedian; like me!
Spewing out jokes bone-dry and monotone in originality!
Like his voice, robotic Bane and Darth Vader!
I rule the Golden Age, you're a step behind the Terminator!

Robocop:
Your childish VHS tapes should be left in the Groundling!
No matter who heard your bird-like screeches, they'd want to give you a pounding!
I'm Cult Classic material, your legacy isn't hardy!
If I wanted to eat a Reuben, I'd slide into Arby's!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
ON THE NEXT SERIOUS RAP BATTLE!!!

Pee-wee Herman VS Robocop: Rap Battle 4.

A duel between the lions commences. Which will come out victorious?

VinnyO as Roy
Alex the Beast as Simba
Flowtest stolen from Dustin
Beat prod by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Geon
Mixed by Dustin
Written by R the Writer

Roy:
I won't lose to one who lost faith in himself so why even bother
When I stampede and slaughter the track just like your father
Make my soldiers shake their spears, going ham on you hamlet
Roasting your entire kingdom and serving them at a banquet 
I'm flaming like my blade while all you emanate’s insipidity 
So with burns it's best not to test my fire affinity
Sure, you're showered with sequels and a remake to pad your income
But I only left behind legends, while you abandoned your kingdom

Simba:
A lion locking onto prey? That's the circle of life
When I roar out these raps, pridefully rocking the mic
I'm taking over with a hot bern that my bars have fostered
Your lines were filler like your inclusion in the smash roster
My storyline's continuations prove my fame is unyielding 
Couldn't match my strength even with the blade you're wielding 
Your cavalary's left cowering, their steeds I'll be devouring 
I'll mop the floor with your carcass in this second scouring

Roy:
Don't need any seals to outclass an outcast hermit
Who spent his days eating bugs and hanging out with vermin
I'm defeating thugs, determined to seal your fate like durandal 
You handle your bars worse than mufasa's mantle
You're lion if you say that your son's guard poses a threat
I've seen more advanced tactics from other mindless beasts I've met
Even your girl's pinned you, so don't mind if I implore that
You'd be better off like your uncle, a beaten up doormat

Simba:
I find it humorous that even in zephiel's insanity
He made the correct choice in giving up on humanity
I'm iller than eliwood, hell he would be a better enemy
Than a brat who's less known than his mother's identity
With your blade's flames, I'll write you off as a warm-up
Dropping you in this brawl, making you pay more than four bucks
This won't end with a cliffhanger, instead you'll fall off
I laugh in danger's face, but yours, prince? I scoff

Check out Vinny's album
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/no-signal/1348170683
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Vinny_O_No_Signal?id=Be3un2s25gm5tmgjzyvdii64jq4

Roy Vs Simba - Rap Battle

Bork has ascended into the realm that us humans cannot quite comprehend--and never shall... Alas, he graced me with his presence for a series.

a new joke series which i think is unironically the best thing ever created

Bork as Toaster Strudel
Julian as Poptarts

LYRICS:
BORK AND JULIAN RAP BATTLES!
(this battle is an anime special)
POPTARTS!
VS!
TOASTER STRUDEL!
(who the hell is going to win? Let’s see!)

Poptart:
You don’t give people enough icing.
I got that shit dripping right off the sides.
Lettin’ it all hang out, this is already your lost fight,
Better get ready for freddy, I’m ‘boutta Pop the mic!
Fuck off, Hans Strudel, I like Hans Christian Andersen.
A man just asked which is better, shall you answer him?
I’m better, millions of units sold each year.
You need a packet; I’m built ready, hot or cold, c’mon, get near!

Toaster Strudel:
Gonna go alpha on this little crusty piece of ass.
Pillsbury-ing fakes in the ground real fast.
Bork as Peasant Child is the best cast.
Don’t need hundreds of flavors to leave you dead in last!
Fight me, bite me, I’m delicious, to be honest.
You didn’t pop anything, but Poptart’s gettin’ a popping!
I’m the boss, you lost, I logged Kellogg’s loss, believe it.
Something better just popped up, it was your penis. : )

BUT ARE THEY ALONE?!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
ON THE NEXT BORK & JULIAN RAP BATTLE!

Poptart VS Toaster Strudel: The Best Soundcloud Rap Battle Ever Created.

Surprise! Welcome to Season 2.

Written, mixed and voiced by: Julian.
Thumbnail by: Legion.

Lyrics:
RAP BATTLE!
HOMER THE POET!
VS!
DANTE!
BEGIN!

Homer the Poet:
Stumble into this fight? And I thought I was the one who was blind.
Going on an Odyssey against an oddity; and this Devil May Cry.
I’m a Trojan, busting walls down in this fight to make thee fall like Troy, forlorn!
You defiled the term Sweet New Style. Your little movement’s been done before, And now I’m  already bored!

Dante Aligheri:
You couldn’t stand against my stanzas. I won’t pander, I’m a pander, dare to fight me?
There was nothing poetic about your verse structure, believe me, I know about rhyme scheme!
Fight me? Then spit it as you are, choose any of your gaggly plethora of languages!
Whilst I take the reins, I reign! And Dante Alighieri’s allegories are pentameters higher than Homer Simpson!


Homer the Poet:
And you claim to be better? Certainly don’t show it.
I’m anonymous and STILL a better Poet!
Your rap structure? Divine Comedy’s what it is!
Bring me to attention with some Tuscan Chicken!
You Italians don’t have a pot to piss in.
Be a critic? I started this big wit lit!
He who wrote Inferno can’t spit any fire.
I’m a Pantheon, and every layer of your pyre!
I’m toxic on the track; hemlock.
The Bedrock your turf was built upon!
You’re elastic while I stretch wide, Play-Doh.
Leading the people of Greece, just ask Plato!
You weren’t taught well enough, chances shot.
Even if you aren’t Great, here’s my school of thought!
While literature becomes even more fine.
I rule centuries, you’re buried in the sands of time!

Dante Aligheri:
I suppose I would expect the first clown to pick up a quill would write tales poor...
Whilst I wear the crown of the Three upon my head, I’ll knock the self-proclaimed one off of yours.
As if it’d make them more to my liking, you chose to rap your trash all fast.
Yet my words of rhyme scheme? You aren’t the only one to bring such to pass!
Sei fregato...
Yes, inspired for centuries.
Yet your Oddyssey? People want to start forgetting!
Talking to me about fire, are we?
Wrote the Iliad, yet your songs are ear-bleedingly alarming!
Your style is that of a swine, unrelatable!
Who wrote your sloppy works? Debatable!
Bring out LAYERS of Hell onto your fables!
People question your existence! What do you bring to the table?!
Middle Ages and yet I kick it modern!
It’s the Supreme against this honorless goner!
Slay a text suitor as my rhymes crescendo!
Your style’s Purgatory; in a perpetual limbo!
But alas, I understand zeros writing heroes!
From the sick I spit you’d best phone Hippo!
You’re a bust, and now I feel.
Left in the dust by betters is your Achilles Heel!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
ON THE NEXT... RAP BATTLE!

Rap Battle Season 2 Battle 1: Homer the Poet VS Dante Alighieri

In this short rap battle we have Pancake from 60 Seconds vs Diogee from Milo Murphy's Law

Written by Tuna
Coverart by Dani
Mixed by Dustin
Beat by Kustom

Julian as Pancake
Tuna as Diogee

Lyrics:

Pancake:
It seems that in my expedition I found an item of no use
But I feel going Ruff would get me fined for animal abuse
Let me lay down the Murphy’s Law because I’m the dominant species
There’s no way to Bunker down when your rhymes Bucket feces 
Teds up, I spit rhymes sicker than any suitcase water
In lyrical war with me is where dog go to get slaughtered
Don’t follow me! “It’s too dangerous” you’re taking the L alone
Cause after I take the win they’ll yell “Diogee Go Home”

Diogee:
Expect it won’t be Unexpected to see you flat like a Pancake
I’ll make sure you Fall-Out, because this dog is getting baked
You’ve got “60 Seconds” to live, because your game is the worst
One thousand soups couldn’t get you to Shari-Cough up a good verse
You’re more bloated than Mary Jane and more ugly than the Mutant
There’s no getting past me even if you “Sneak like an army man”
You don’t need to bring an axe to know this dog’s of no need
Especially since you were forgotten after the Cat DLC

Pancake vs Diogee - Rap Battle

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

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Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

Lyrics (credits inside):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SHd9Fxfb0L-hOO3sVAwADkxiawB9QC8WVDYqpyldTAM/edit

Thanks for a great Season 1!!!

Uber Rap Battles of Fiction

The Beast vs Freddy Fazbear - URBoF #10

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aLkd_UfQKM2JD-v_WxXARl0dn_zl6DcNMcES694MbYY/edit?usp=sharing - Lyrics + Credits + Karaoke

Dr. Mario Vs Tetris - Classic Video Game Rap Battles

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nigg7NnqKlUyeJ5j8miDMb1E4fBU4YVN0TPSP938No4/edit?usp=sharing - Karaoke, Credits, and Lyrics

Dig Dug Vs Excitebike - CVGRB 24 Hour Rap Battle Challenge

https://docs.google.com/document/d/124rf4RCph4Nc5l9V5qlFVjA3oXCAbSPTJevbHLtqtfk/edit?usp=sharing - Karaoke, Credits, and Lyrics

Next battle: In The Ring

John Madden Vs Chargin Chuck - CVGRB

Another Classic Video Game Rap Battle. This time we're pitting Street Fighter's main fighter, Ryu, against the Bruiser from the Bronx and heavyweight boxing champion, Little Mac!

Light As Ryu/Evil Ryu
Iris As Little Mac
Dani Frias as Doc Louis

Ryu: 
Sorry kid, you must be mistaken, I must have the wrong guy
For I was to beat Scorpion, not for me to beat small-fry
I’ll Shoryuken ‘til you drop dead, tell the Docs to patch you up
So you better leave before I punch apart this Chump
I’m blocking bars, throwing ARMS, dodging all your attempts at harm
You’re only able to box weaklings, but with my fists, I’m wrecking cars
I’ll tear apart this loser, who leaves people who play his game unfulfilled
For a boxer beating a martial artist, you would get yourself killed

Little Mac:
For a student of Gouken, I’d expect you to not walk a road so rocky
You’re a grown out Karate Kid! I’m a modern day Muhammad Ali!
I admit. You’re a cultural icon, leaving opponents seeing stars
But you’re gonna Lose-this once I wrap out my chocolate bars!
It’s ironic Ryu can’t bring a hard hitting punchline
I’m good at taking Mikes, you’re all bark and no bite
It’s V that shows you and your sales have little to no power
But if you want us to be equal, I’d say to throw in the towel

Ryu:
You got me pissed, punk. You better step out of the ring
You’re not original, in landing powerful punches, I’m the king
If we’re giving fair fights, I’d suggest you go to Hibiki
Cause I’ll stomp you flat until your 3D switches back to 2D

Evil Ryu:
This fragile butterfly will feel the sting of Akuma
Bragging isn’t much when you're just a pitiful human
I’ll set my journey to new systems, you’re stuck with older Nintendo platforms
Doesn’t take Blanka for me to bring in a verbal thunderstorm

Little Mac:
Done my training off of the Bronx, I’m used to having a Street Fight
Compared to me, I’m fast and agile, your fighting style ain’t tight
I’ve learned a lot after winning my championship belt
And that’s you losing your master isn’t half the pain that I’ve felt!

Doc Louis:
Let him have it Mac!

Little Mac:
Alright Doc, I’ll show him who’s the boss
I’ll beat this barrel Bonus Level and knock-out this knock-off and Donkey Kong
3 Star Punch! I’ll rewrite Arcade fighting history!
Your Newest Final Challenger left everybody in disbelief!

Written by Rabi
Chiseled by Jay
Beat by 2Deep
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/w6Ngb
Thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed by Light

Huge thanks to all helped make this, including Jay for help with writing, Dani for the cameo, Alex for voicing Little Mac, and Light for voicing Ryu/Evil Ryu and mixing!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bPu7sny

Hint: Blaster Masters

Ryu vs Little Mac - CVGRB

Today, we got two galactic rappers going head-to-head in this new CVGRB. We got the classic trio of Space Invaders and the leader of the Team Starfox, Fox McCloud!

Dani, Krystal, and Kamren as Space Invaders
Michael as Fox

Fox:
A galactic general taking time to dust the dirt from the arcade cabinet
Takin’ aim, my Landmaster could destroy your entire faction
It’s Fox! It’s time to stock and take shots against some intruders
With a fully trained arsenal, doesn’t take an airforce just to shoot ya’
I’ll pop a shot, locked and loaded, split you into thirds
It’s just another day for me to blow up another herd
Attacked in lines, laser power blasts to leave you blurred
So there won’t much left of you when I Flippy you the bird 
I’m a Star, you’re an outcast in people’s memories
The remedy for this treachery is a blast of energy 
So step off before a Star Lord pulls your mother-falcon plug
The gravity I bring is enough to squash these bugs

Space Invader:
Everyone! Pick up your mic and return to five row formation! 
Best Pepper up, furry freak, it's time for your termination
We’re pop culture icons, but the only time that you get played
Is on Final Destination, with the plebs still playing Melee!

Fox:
FIRE! I'll Arwing it shooting lasers at your UFOs
Should've kept the 100-yen coins and made a game that doesn’t blow
My fame is shining like a Krystal, how could you even compete?
This is Fox, returning to base with my mission complete.

Space Invader:
I know you have a big franchise and stuff, but here’s the thing
You took your space setting from us and your gameplay from Pilotwings
You were Argonaut prepared for the Assault from this Space Ace 
So follow your father's example Fox, and be gone with no trace
Get a triple 7 on the slot and fly out of the blue
You should’ve delayed your verse, just like Star Fox 2
Keep your hands off of Andross and concentrate on the mission
Or we’ll neuter this loser ‘til he’s out of commission
Buck-o you aren’t so young anymore, you’re growing some grey hares
Repeating the same game isn’t living up to the heir
Clear from the start, a dictator fox ‘gainst video game heroes?
Check the scores! Space Invaders: 1 and Star Fox Zero!

Beat by 2Deep
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Written by Rabi, Mason G, Michael, and Lauren
Mixed by Rabi

Special thanks to Sir Gumball and Lauren for helping me write this, and Dani, Fynn, Kamren for voicing the Space Invaders and Micheal for voicing Fox and helping with writing.

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