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10/31 Freestyle

Another Classic Video Game Rap Battle. This time we're pitting Street Fighter's main fighter, Ryu, against the Bruiser from the Bronx and heavyweight boxing champion, Little Mac!

Light As Ryu/Evil Ryu
Iris As Little Mac
Dani Frias as Doc Louis

Ryu: 
Sorry kid, you must be mistaken, I must have the wrong guy
For I was to beat Scorpion, not for me to beat small-fry
I’ll Shoryuken ‘til you drop dead, tell the Docs to patch you up
So you better leave before I punch apart this Chump
I’m blocking bars, throwing ARMS, dodging all your attempts at harm
You’re only able to box weaklings, but with my fists, I’m wrecking cars
I’ll tear apart this loser, who leaves people who play his game unfulfilled
For a boxer beating a martial artist, you would get yourself killed

Little Mac:
For a student of Gouken, I’d expect you to not walk a road so rocky
You’re a grown out Karate Kid! I’m a modern day Muhammad Ali!
I admit. You’re a cultural icon, leaving opponents seeing stars
But you’re gonna Lose-this once I wrap out my chocolate bars!
It’s ironic Ryu can’t bring a hard hitting punchline
I’m good at taking Mikes, you’re all bark and no bite
It’s V that shows you and your sales have little to no power
But if you want us to be equal, I’d say to throw in the towel

Ryu:
You got me pissed, punk. You better step out of the ring
You’re not original, in landing powerful punches, I’m the king
If we’re giving fair fights, I’d suggest you go to Hibiki
Cause I’ll stomp you flat until your 3D switches back to 2D

Evil Ryu:
This fragile butterfly will feel the sting of Akuma
Bragging isn’t much when you're just a pitiful human
I’ll set my journey to new systems, you’re stuck with older Nintendo platforms
Doesn’t take Blanka for me to bring in a verbal thunderstorm

Little Mac:
Done my training off of the Bronx, I’m used to having a Street Fight
Compared to me, I’m fast and agile, your fighting style ain’t tight
I’ve learned a lot after winning my championship belt
And that’s you losing your master isn’t half the pain that I’ve felt!

Doc Louis:
Let him have it Mac!

Little Mac:
Alright Doc, I’ll show him who’s the boss
I’ll beat this barrel Bonus Level and knock-out this knock-off and Donkey Kong
3 Star Punch! I’ll rewrite Arcade fighting history!
Your Newest Final Challenger left everybody in disbelief!

Written by Rabi
Chiseled by Jay
Beat by 2Deep
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/w6Ngb
Thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed by Light

Huge thanks to all helped make this, including Jay for help with writing, Dani for the cameo, Alex for voicing Little Mac, and Light for voicing Ryu/Evil Ryu and mixing!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bPu7sny

Hint: Blaster Masters

Ryu vs Little Mac - CVGRB

Back at it with a new battle between the crazed up animal heroes, Sonic and Crash! 

Iris as Crash
Jacob as Sonic

Crash: 
Didn’t mean to Crash the scene, just wanted to splatter this Egg, man!
But it won’t take much to shock a Flash in the pan
Don’t chuckle on the track, or you’ll get hit by my Knuckles
Since you’re best line of defense against my flow is a bubble!
Got so many fakers, which ones are on your team?
The one with the high IQ or the one who’s too edgy?
So let’s cause some Chaos, I’ll snap your Emeralds like Sticks!
You’re used to Tails between your legs if we’re going off your fanfics!

Sonic:
So I traveled from the past to face Bugs Bunny’s orange rat?
You’ve ripped parties and karts from Mario, why not steal the bat?
I’ll Spin Dash this hack of the trend that I started
Only time you really Struck Back was your cameo in Uncharted
I’ll face this lazy mutation in race and split the track
You may have inspired Daxter, but that doesn’t mean you can spit Jak!
Your company’s N. Sane direction got you some bad D-pad controls
Run the reviews, they say that I’m your Dark Souls!

Crash: 
It’s an Adventure for your fans to dig through all your garbage discs
Maybe win the Olympics to show us you can spit quick
Take it classic or modern, I’ll still beat a blue porcupine
You get Boom Bashed by the critics, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout your redesign!

Sonic:
Warped out on Wumpa fruit, now everything you have is left in the dust
You need guns and chemicals for you to have a decent boss
You’re hyping your fans up on reboots, so let me tell you the truth
People only give crap ‘bout you only to see Tawna’s b-

Crash:
Your fanbase is full of furries, with fans jerking to their OC’s!
Ratings bombed with Forces and the same goes for your movie!
But it seems you’re used to all of your games flopping hard 
Since that you’re running the track worse than you did in Sonic R!

Sonic:
All of your Skylander friends couldn’t give you a new flow
‘Cause in the rap, games, and brain, it seems You’re Too Slow!
Mr. Cortex’s vortex is what plummets your games and sales charts
You’ve bombed your verses harder than your Nitro Kart!

Beat by Hollywood Legend Beats
Thumbnail by Lauren
Written by Rabi (with some help from Henry and fightmarker)
Mixed by Jacob
Discord: https://discord.gg/7zkFFd

disclaimer: no more schedule lmao

Sonic the Hedgehog Vs Crash Bandicoot - CVGRB

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

Alex the Beast as Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜
IcerM as SiivaGunner
Some guy as CBT Man

Written by IcerM
Mixed by IcerM

Beat by Dansonn

Lyrics:

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
HE COMES! CHAOTIC EVIL EMBODIED AGAINST A SOUND CLOWN
HOPE YOU LOVED LIFE - FOR AS I STRIKE, I’LL TAKE YOURS DOWN
IN A SIMILAR VESSEL, THERE’S NAUGHT THAT I BELIEVE TO SAY
WOULD HAVE A LASTING IMPACT - FOR YOU’RE LIKELY NOT HERE TO STAY
WHEN I TELL WHAT I TELL YOU WILL RUN OFF IN HORROR
SPITTING TICKETS TO HELL WHEN I’M CAUSING DISORDER
I CAN CAUSE YOUR WHOLE SO-CALLED LORE TO BREAK IN A HEARTBEAT
SO LEAVE NOW, LEST I SHOW YOU WHAT’S NOT TO SEE
YOU’RE NOT A LOT TO ME. I’LL HAVE YOU CROSSED
WITHOUT A QUESTION AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS LOSS
YOU’RE TAKING SIIVA, GUNNER. I’LL PARALYZE THIS BITCH
WHILE YOU FUCK WITH MEMES ON THE WEB I’LL BE TERRORIZING IT

SiivaGunner:
Damn, I knew you’d be pissy, but that’s left me in awe
How about seven chill pills? One for each jaw
There’s so little known about you I’ve found nothing, study as I might
Even Jschlatt can’t hold a candle to that funny mic
I’m the Grand Dad of grab bags with high quality raps, that
If you think you can battle, then listen here, you’re just damn mad
So level with the reality that your puppets are the same
And go walk your fucking staircase back down from whence you came

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU CAN UTTER ALL THOSE LIES AND CLAIM THEY’RE NOT GETTING OLD
WHEN YOU STOP TREATING MY HIGHER VESSELS AS COMEDY GOLD
YOU’LL NEVER COMPREHEND A METHOD TO WIN, TRY AS YOU MIGHT
RIPS FROM JUST AS MANY GAMES AS TIMES I’VE PLAYED YOU IN THIS FIGHT

SiivaGunner:
Can’t read any of your babble but a couple of shit rhymes
But I’ll mutilate it further - multiple uploads at a time!
HE COMES at the sight of a certain cat, I know you would man
So I’m keen to give you the axe, like you were Wood, Man!
And with those caverns in your skulls, gushing reddened dyes
Just take pages from Cthulhu and go fucking rest your eyes
It’s been many many years, and people are still subscribing
And to put that in perspective, cult activity’s declining

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU THINK YOU’RE CAUSING DAMAGE WITH YOUR VILE RHYMES? YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG
I’M NOT BEING RIPPED INTO BY THE MINDS BEHIND BIG CHUNGUS’ SONG
WHY AM I EVEN PIT AGAINST A SHITPOST ACCOUNT
WHEN YOU SIMPLY LET YOUR FANBASE DO THE WORK THEN REAP YOUR CLOUT
THEY WOULD ALL BE BETTER OFF ATTEMPTING MUSIC FOR A ROM HACK
I GIVE LIFEBLOOD TO WHAT'S FICTIONAL. YOU MIDI-SLAP THE NUTSHACK
SO NO TURNING BACK. YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR DECISION
SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR DAYS WITHIN COPYRIGHT STRIKE PRISON

SiivaGunner:
Call you chaotic? Please! You wouldn’t last one minute where I fare
I know you love destruction, so how’s this for Your Best Nightmare?
And we all know your sadomasochism’s unprecedented!
If it weren’t for risk of CBT I’d see to it you’re ended
You’ve got a bubble more claustrophobic than meme culture you battle in
ZALGO be like “I’m charged guilty of several Rap Battle Sins”
So this is my Magnum opus, after God knows how long
Insert stupid-ass finisher, something something, ZALGONE!

ZALGO vs SiivaGunner. Rap Battle!

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

epic salad fingers spittin aw yea lets go eddie

#SPITTINGCHALLENGE2020 Salad Fingers Verse Dustin

Alex the Beast as Machamp
Dani Frias as Galarian Farfetch'd

Machamp:
My opponent’s a lowlife alola- galarian?
Smoke it with no fists, my toe tip could bury him
Pokemon’s GOAT, leaving foes without any limbs
Won’t waste my focus on no vegetarian

Farfetch’d:
Sure, keep insulting me like I’m the weak fighter
Only thing you’re good at breaking’s mirrors, Meat Spider
But if you’re gonna just continue laughing when we brawl
Well, then we’ll see who’s the gag when I evolve
Sirfetch’d:
I’ll strike at this tacky undeveloped sore sissy
With his gigantamax form looking like a gormiti 
Looks to me like you missed boxing 101, so I’d better state
Strapping a geodude to your back doesn’t make you heavyweight
Heh, at this point, Frankenstein should just pack up
With that mug, not even my beak could match up
Don’t wanna get intense cause this feud is petty
I’ll put down my sword and I’ll give you a wedgie

Machamp:
So Flour Power wants to say he’s improved
He just turned into the bad ending of playing with food (ha!)
Face with the ride me eyes, lay down your dying hype
Flimsy and weak, a disgrace to the fighting type
Basically Flying, why you in the first place?
Close to my level? You belong in a bird cage
This joke in the game’s shot at smoking my fame?
Want the answer? You got it in your own fucking name
I’m peak performance, your leek’s your offence
So maybe think twice before you beef enormous
Muscles I’m rocking that make my foes shudder, stunned
Sport Bird’ll wish he accepted the other guns
Squirt you’re a runner up, look at you all huddled up
Ready up a thunder punch, decimate this rubber duck
Coming in to rumble with an onion and some puffing up
Living example of how to speedrun a couple punctured lungs
This is a wild tourney, can you touch me in this state?
I’ve seen more agile birdies on a fucking dinner plate
While I don’t hesitate to leave a foe bleeding grim
There’s a reason I’m the ace in your own region’s gym

Sirfetch’d:
You’ve got no bars when dissing me, quit the bitch fit
Thought your no guard ability meant you didn’t miss hits
I’m the example? Well that just drives me up the wall
If you were a role model there’d be steroids in lunchables
Ooh, bud you stand lesser, not even my ancestor
Bring out all four of ‘em, I’ve seen Hitmonlee throw hands better
500 punches per sec? That’s blowing my mind
Cause last time I checked, your attack’s lower than mine (ay)
I flow in my lines like the flow in my mind when I strike with precision and leave you a sad sight
You flail your punches and fail to touch this, your fighting position’s more fit for a slap fight
It’s a slight stretch to act like Registeel 
Maybe I’ll use your body as my next veggie shield
So you’d better yield, it was a good game though
But it didn’t take a flying move to leave this gym teacher K.O.’ed

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Marsad Men

Machamp vs Galarian Farfetch'd - Pokémon Rap Battle

Mancha as Garfield the Deals Warlock
Hippie Rat as Mr. Mistoffelees
garbageGothic as Victoria

Mr. Mistoffelees:
You made it! I’m impressed, never woulda guessed,
They forced you on this show like Clint does every quest
I’ll transform you to a beautiful ghost or you might
Be left a Memory gobbled up in the moonlight!
I’m a party animal – Me-a-Festo-fellees.
Show stoppin shot-caller, your collar's stopping fleas
Burmese and Siamese all suck on these!
Call me Gustmaster – beating you’s a breeze!
I make the laws, check Old Deuteronomy
And if you're not already neutered, you oughta be
So don’t sleep on me though I’m the cat’s pajamas
Cuz’ Deals Warlock ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna

Garfield:
The greatest magicians have something to learn
When Mr. Mistoffelees gets awfully burned
I could sell you cheaper blades in my storefront
Once this asshole sees me release the butthole cut
So here’s the dealio, I’ve got this war-locked
You and your musical lost the plot
Cat got your tongue? For words, you’re at a loss, so
Buy your rhymes from me, at Fantasy Costco!
This twink wanted to sway me, and by God, you bet he tried
But I’d prefer my furry bait a bit more on the Heavi-side
You’re a stage-frightened performer whose charm is running dry
Competing to be the stray who deserves to fucking die!

Victoria:
Oh! Well, I never, was there ever,
A cat so never
able to recover 
the Sword of Doom?

Mr. Mistoffelees:
Now where could my pipe be?
Hear the, cat’s meow! Spinning fouettés en tournant!
Leaving theaters screaming “wow!” up until my final bow!
I do my twirls and the world’s praise is poured forth
You couldn’t spin in your Xena Frisbee sword form!
I never thought that Schrödinger’s search claimed
That the cat may not have been one in the first place!
When my raps scratch and they ask what I’m doing,
I’ll say I’m drawing blood to get your body pod brewing.

Garfield:
I’m even better at rhyming than stacking up G-Ps
Ring of the Grammarian, Mister Pistoffelees!
I’m out of this world! Talisman-trading tycoon!
But you? The Bureau’s already banned cats from the moon!
Your ego has seen a thousand examples
Had your leitmotif line this scene like “free samples.”
Never sell a Jellicle Ball to ec-o-nomical Jellicles
Or you’ll find out I’d have liquidated Jellicle testicles!
Your Warrior Cat name’s black tied up with a slight flaw,
Your character’s so watered down, that they would call you Whiteclaw!
Couldn’t get better than Webber, shot Broadway stocks upper,
Until Hooper turned your film into Fantasy Blockbuster!

Garfield the Deals Warlock vs Mr. Mistoffelees. The Rap Battle Zone #2

Adam as Peter Griffin / the Duck
Mancha as Homer Simpson / the Chicken

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a5TPEoBJ57l2yjX5csDmht1f4-07hkrIzV4xT4NSOIc/edit?usp=sharing