Finally, I have finished my first battle in this series! I hope that you’ll enjoy it!


Alex M. as the announcer

Azia as Yuuko Aioi

Snakebite126 as Nate Wright

Written by nEon

Additional writing by Derpiest Game-Blast

Mixed by nEon

Art by nEon 

Beat produced by Kustom

Thumbnail by Trakked and nEon (images in the background and background belongs to their rightful owners)

Additional help by SesameCouch, CommanderJacob, and JD.

Lyrics:

Nate Wright
- No need for a Selamat Pagi to commence this ordinary strife, ok?
- I’ll be dropping bars harder than an eraser in the doorway!
- This girl will have lines dustier than a cheese doodle is,
- you’re a lunatic, I’m humorous, even Mio would know I’m the true cartoonist!

Yuuko Aioi
- You really think I’m going to lose against this wimp without standards?
- With all of that junk you spat, I think it’s best you learn some manners!
- Yo! I got great rhymes I’m mixin’, you’re just in the shadow of a stick man,
- your grotesque comics couldn’t compare to those lyrics you’ve written.

Nate Wright
- I’m big in fame, a season 2 of yours wouldn’t interest the Japanese,
- You’re just a hapless magnet, all about attracting bad luck, jeez!
- Has your popularity expired? Get your melon bread and check the date,
- This might not be chess, but try to not make a wrong mo- checkmate! (Hahaha)

Yuuko Aioi
- Trying to throw shade at me? Let’s talk about why you’re a jerk, (what?)
- You’re selfish, jealous, relentless, should I mention you’re a pervert? (Wait, that’s not-)
- And you’re calling me unlucky, it’s funny for you to mention, cause
- I have more chances of winning than you getting a detention!

Nate Wright
- Oh my God-frey! The chances of your jokes blowing is basically a no-brainer!
- after all, it’s not the first time you’ve got your leg pulled by a prankster!
- Not even Gina could compare to how much you are of a brat!
- I’m not sure what’s more of a calamity, your verses or your camping act.
- Call you an artist? Heh! Your teacher’s more likely to get her drawings sold out!
- No wonder your disses aren’t frigid when you’re unable to catch a cold! Ouch!
- You think you’d get me lost, as if your wallet was in my locker?
- Well I’m not taking crap from a girl who’s been suplexed by her own mother.

Yuuko Aioi
- Oh deer lord! You surely blew, or was it just Misato’s gun?
- You talk about mothers when your dad can’t manage to find you one?
- I bring more fear than cats when it’s your victory, you ain’t getting it,
- you choked hard on the mic with my rhymes crisp as a peppermint!
- You’ll never have a shot at looking great, call this picture day!
- I’ll name you Joe’s espresso, since you’re coming up short, you’re wasting away. 
- At these rates, we’ve got big hate to this disgrace, sorry lil Nate, but
- not even rapping would make Jenny your nightmarish date. (he he he he he)

Nate Wright (The Big Nate) vs Yuuko Aioi (Nichijou) rap battle. Epic All-Star Rap Rallies S1 E1

nEon