ANIME RAP BATTLE

Lady Oscar: EileMonty

Utena Tenjou: KingSpirals

Mixed by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat by: Audio Network

Written by: Metal and Dusk

Lady Oscar (00:12):
Mon Dieu, this school girl amateur is my challenger.
When it’s clear Madam Juri is more of my caliber!
Unlike you in duels a Jarjayes knows chivalry 
Don’t need to be possessed to win a match properly!
Met your prince and it was the End of the World
Should’ve grown out of Fairy Tales you silly little girl!
At your age I was the model of a top Commander
With Anthys abuse, you’re just a mere bystander
I couldn’t care less about your Council affairs 
Or about how your greatest foe is a flight of stairs!
Now I got no shame in attacking your concepts
Ikuhara looked at me and added artsy nonsense!
Ditched the Courts to etch my name in history
To your talebearing school, you’re just another mystery!
Crawl back in your coffin before you try to flow
Which of us is really Revolutionary Miss Tenjou?!  

Utena (00:57): 
Wow that verse flopped, did Jacques ghostwrite?
Well I shouldn’t expect much from Maries white knight!
Don’t dare talk of Revolution like you set the bar
Had more drive than you when I was a literal car!
Crafted my destiny without wealth and privilege
Disappointed dad so much he made you in his image!
The snooty balls you attend bore me to tears
While I’m straight up ballin 'and dunking on my peers!
Gave my oppressors their deserved karma 
You splatter sparkles and call that trash drama!
Thought Wakaba had bad taste but then I see
You going full bootlicker for a tyrannical Swede 
Claim to be immortal in history, but in reality
To Robespierre you’re just another casualty
In spite of your protests and insistent pride
Only a blind man would make you their Rose Bride!

Lady Oscar (1:42):
Andre is my beloved through and through
Though Touga chose drowning over loving you!
That Academy of yours shouldn’t be boasted
Cause you’ll be its 101st Duelist to be roasted!

Utena (01:53):
Woah your Nanami impression has been pretty killer
This pompous cow has spat nothing but filler!
A Royal Guard Commander shouldn’t be this reckless
I fuck over French nobles like a Diamond Necklace!

Lady Oscar:
I’m not surprised this brat resorts to vulgarity
Such a brute compared to my lovely Rosalie!

Utena (2:04):
Oh it’s ironic how you think to mention her
When you didn’t have the gall to save her sister!

Lady Oscar:
By God, I shall reunite you with your parents!

Utena:
And I’ll reunite you with those angered peasants!

Lady Oscar:
Au Revoir, I end battles with a clean decapitation!

Utena:
I’ve cut down this Rose! Like Toei Animation

Oscar vs Utena - ANIME RAP BATTLES #9

In this series debut, Batman villian Hush goes up against Oregon urban legend The Bandage Man in a battle of the bandage-wearing murderers. Which one will leave with the most bruises?

Spadical as Hush
ForgottenSon as The Bandage Man

Hush:
I say only strike when your foes weakness show
This battle would’ve been easy, but I didn’t bring soap (aargh)
You’re lost of your life, cemented to horrendous smell and bandaged scars 
You want a ride? Hop on the back of my parents car (aargh)
I owned Wayne’s entire town, while you only had a road 
I tortured a fucking clown, so I think I can crack a joke 
Enjoyed logging alone, but it came to a sudden stop 
Had so little friends, even the saw mill had to cut him off 

The Bandage Man:
You’re a weak and decrepit man, why can’t you accept the fact
You wanted your parents dead, couldn’t even perfect that 
They almost made it to the grave, but one was saved by one Thomas Wayne
You wanted Bruce’s praise, but now you’re waning in his father’s name 
Even you don’t know who you are, despite that I remain nameless
When I stalk they see me clearly, you hide behind people’s faces 
Riddled with plastic surgery , think it’ll eclipse your damages 
But your fathers abuse? Now that cannot be fixed with bandages

Hush: 
In Oregon, you like drinks, let’s crack open a cold case
Greet you with a couple shots, how’s that for some first aid
With locals pirating your image, do you really think you’re scaring me?
Mythos blew out proportion, no wonder they call it Cannon Beach
I don’t know who I am? I’m renowned for my one story
While your local town fucked around, came up with three origins
I’ll maim this mummy and make sure he has a bad time
With both this battle and your life, you were killed by a fucking landslide

The Bandage Man: 
When the clown attacked, you became the prey of the birds 
And you turned to the Joker’s jester in every sense of the word
You went back to your old friend, only for him to flush you out
Ironic, you want things to go your way you should just shut your mouth
Your memory is broken, you won’t kill me, know the truth
You’ll dent me with holes? Dent sure put holes into you 
And with your story ruined, Tom traded just to riddle us
No surprise, when your film’s reception faded to a- 

Written by Awesome Ayden and Everon
Produced by ESKRY
Mixed by Jordy
Cover Art by Everon

This battle was written, demoed, recorded, mixed and (privately) uploaded in 75 hours.

Hush vs. The Bandage Man - DC vs. Anything (Issue #1)

**HEY, LITTLE GUYS!! IT'S MONTGOMERY GATOR VS ROY KOOPA - RAP BATTLE!!**

DISCLAIMER!!! This has been written and recorded since December last year, so there's NOTHING about the Ruin DLC. If you were hoping for a line about Monty in that uhhh.. Hold on lemme think
“You’re so broke and cheap you look like you do in the DLC!!”
there..

**CREDITS**

Luke Reardon as Montgomery Gator
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LukeReardon12

Cole Thompson (DillyDally) as Roy Koopa
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillydally.1104  

Video edited by Shimario 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShimarioRapBattles

Art by Luke Reardon

Written by Luke Reardon

Beat Produced by Anywaywell

Mixed by Cole Thompson (DillyDally)

Special Thanks to the bhys back at home

**LYRICS**

Monty:
Hey LITTLE GUY (hey!), you think you’re tough? You’re a SMALL FRY! (hey!)
Haven’t seen a kid so weak since a breach in security, you know by the end this KID’LL DIE (hey!)
Your bars probably WRITTEN BY (hey!), a brother with a brain of a BIGGER SIZE (hey!)
No way you’ll dismember this member of the band, remember, 
I’ll pierce through a Koopa with these CLAWS OF MINE          
So what’cha worried for? You’ve been beat before!
I’m SURE that's the reason they leave you outta the COURT
You resort to kart racing, but golf’s my SPORT
So I’ll putt you to Roxy Raceway with my club like FOOOOOORE
That's a hole in one!
Leave a turtle like Bonnie when this rap is done!
I’m Hurricane’s FINEST, my skills are the HIGHEST
Now show me your STYLE KID, I’m quick to go VIOLENT

Roy: 
I’mma show you my style, you plastic crocodile,
Each word will shoot through you just like a missile
Hit you with another lawsuit, Bullet Bills
Send you down to the trash chute, Bully Kills
You’re the lamest villain, and I know you gotta be
How could I be threatened when your name’s Montgomery? 
A golfer with an ego, and the wirings faulty
I’d have harder struggles with a mole named Monty!
You got no legs to stand on, cuz you fell off
The only shady thing about you is the shades you rock
You’re not the star of show, you’re just a Filler Croc
Dude, the paparazzi’d leave you froze in a shock
With an ego so big, it's making me wonder,
Does this mini golf gator got a mini putter?
Damn right I’m a bully, now I’m the croc hunter
Turn you to a purse and make you wish you were kinder

Monty: 
Wow, you gotta bigger mouth than your brother
Thinking you’re something but you’re just like the others
Yeah, you’re in Smash Bros, but you’re not the first Roy,
In every single matchup, you would be the worst choice!
They shoehorned this clown in a CLOWN CAR 
as an alternate costume, cuz your power is ON PAR 
With that of JUNIOR, man, you’re a LOSER
when your daddy thinks a baby’s stronger than YOU ARE
You peaked in 3, when you ruled the sky
But seeing you on the Wii, I can tell you’re dry
Now you’re as big as your mountain, and I mean your size
Your fame’s an illusion, you’re a first boss kinda guy
This Boom Boom didn’t improve,
Hasn’t had a personality since the cartoon
You’ll forever be another enemy in the fleet
Who only takes 3 taps on the head to defeat

Roy: 
DOOOH SHUT UP! I should’ve gone first..
I’m surprised FUNKO never leaked your verse
You’re one to talk, you’re only in one game
Thanks to bugs and your buds, look at what it became!
Freddy ain’t the only one to crash in a performance
Hell, anyone who played crashed from the performance!
No kid’ll choose golf over playing with lasers,
They could be stuck in a maze, or even HAVIN A RACE (EEEERRRRRrrrrrrrr)
…Never mess with a Koopaling!
Each word’s gonna sting like a lock of springs
Dude, even Lemmy got bigger balls than you 
You got crushed by your own when a screw was loose
You look confused, always walking aimlessly
Go unleash your clones, hope they’re not chasing me!
I’m the MAN who’s MANNING the CANNON
who’ll put an END to your story, now my WIN is CANON!

That's it! Hope you enjoyed this battle!

-LewK

Montgomery Gator Vs Roy Koopa -RAP BATTLE-

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Round 1 of FRB Brawl: Rematch has the new up-and-comer Leo Barqui of Bermuda Triangle vs Illuminati fame versus the owner of PowerPoint Rap Battles, Theme Park Avenue (Eric).

Two competitors engage in battle, but only one can advance. Will Leo conspire to gain the win or will Eric be on a smooth ride to victory? Be sure to vote to decide their fates.

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gXOW6fy3tt-Q07Rg42P0ufinfs-t4veGxidjevX34SQ/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by Anywaywell

Leo Barqui vs Theme Park Avenue. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/pYRXJb78zv3goBuB7

The fourth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch's first round brings you community veteran Danii versus newcomer Bird.

Hispanic. Avian. Swag. Epic. These are all words that have been used to describe this battle (citation needed). Will Danii steal the win like Big Al (not talkin chemyKing) stole Buzz from Toy Story that one time, or will Bird swoop in and take it for himself? Be sure to vote to let your voice be heard (by one person).

NOTE: Due to extenuating circumstances, Bird has regrettably had to drop out of the competition. Danii will advance to the next round, but please vote earnestly anyway for feedback and statistical purposes.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by insaneBeatz

Lyrics:

Dani:
Bird is going cuckoo if he's gon be on my cock
Worst is that he will lose and end up with his shit rocked
We ain't playin' chicken in this pool, I'll bring the mop
and uhh, fuck your other name, no one cares or says that shit anyway
I'll piss on your grave but I think that it's a friendly thing
'cause I know you don't shower Ms. League of Legends vs Anything
I fight dirty, got no pussy or battles for murking
Your bum ass workin’ at Raising Cane's the only way you'll serve me, bitch

Bird:
Mr. Mario Voice, those pipes best pipe down;
Oh Danii boy! What, too many nights out? 
You’re rizzing up grotesque chumps, it makes sense you’re a misfit
With no business quitting scenes ‘fore a good battle rendered in,
Dan, read ahead, and break away from this whole rap thing,
even this diss located nothing without ethnic casting,
Now flashback, I’m asking if the half-ass got past me…? 

Dani:
But wait, I've heard people say to cast Bird
If Calvin, Rosenthal, Light or Iris somehow ain't available
or Jacob needs his dick sucked by you for you to be traceable
Bellibolt vs. Gritty 'cause I carry this replaceable
Stay down, whore, what you openin' mouths for
'cause that entire verse was really showin' you fit Clowncore
and I thought you southerners would hate our asses if we came
But now the voters are like Jason; ain't you just some VA?


Bird:
Whore? Please, you’re the one asking for money:
Mixing up your commissions makes you more a D. than Luffy, 
cherry-picking your words, as if it's better to go alone
While I carry Jacob's channel, you don’t care for your own, 
And I can tell ya why every song of yours falls flat:
Works at a TV station; knows not a thing about Broad Casts.
The people come to me if they want funny reactions, cuz
clowncore works more than an "after-the-fact" joke status does

Danii vs BirdJormungandr. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/AcjNiBwxcvjTB7p79

The fifth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 has two titans of DRB facing off, JustGamer versus Sham.

Discord is brewing among the DRB crew. Will Gamer crush his competition, or will Sham be crowned the champion in this contest? Be sure to vote so one of these two may pick their character for the next round-- I mean, advance.

Mixed by Rayyan
Thumbnail by YLF Ethan
Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions

Lyrics:

Sham (0:12):
I guess if it's too late for me to drop this professor's lecture
I'll snap and take a shot at this ineffective director
Follow through and execute you, but it seems that's what you may want
Cause if you still ran the crew we'd stand for DanganRonpa Brainrot

And what a con artist you are, to win jack with that Barnum edit
But you couldn't garner interest no matter how far you're stretching
Your name has got community clout, sure, but what for?
A battle catalog less remembered than fucking Air War

JustGamer (0:38):
Greetings Junko, oh wait you’re not that bitch, what?
Now where will I find a lame-ass loser that’ll get crushed?
I see that Riddler costume, so a question ‘fore you start with me:
What carries your name more: These writing tournaments or DRB?

Say I can’t garner interest with my trashy Barnum edit?
Well, can anyone name a battle where Sham gets top writing credit?
This whole battle’s an Air War, how it’s a breeze with my win
Hoping third time’s the charm when Sham’s voted off the island

Sham (1:04):
Sure, mock my Survivor flop, I'll act like that shit hurts
But you miss worse, a Covid Cypher slot without a sick verse
I do admit, I gotta love your passion, you sure get around
Running all these different series... straight into the ground 

You're spitting garbage, made this battle ass, give it up, guy
Obsessed with Toneido because you're built to be a punchline
Sham to sham, cracking your self-important facade isn't hard
Said Azia's Benjamin… but you're just sad you aren't 

JustGamer (1:29):
Finally, the only reason I didn’t want you to stop 
Was so I could make some sense out of this sad-ass material doc
Deaf ass, got a dead dad, yes it really says that 
Is taking the fun out of this tourney really where your head’s at?

All those drafts you crap out but production’s never starting bro
If I wanted a slow writer white guy, I’d ask for Shimario
But just like DRB, I’ll take control over this lame poser
Now we’re both our namesakes, cause it’s Game Over.

JustGamer vs Sham. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Danii as Chucky
Shimario as Stripe
Danii, Cri, and ThanosQuack as Gremlins

Beat Produced by: James Brett
Written by: Grey Julius And Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Art by: Wizard Warrior
Thumbnail by: Creeperpasta

Chucky:
Hi, I’m Chucky, I’m your friend til the end
Light a fire then get bloody, try to get all ahead
Yeah, everybody loves me, I’m ahead all the trends
But keep on fighting Bugs Bunny, I’ll fuckin’ rip off your head, ha
I can’t even tell the difference ‘tween these beady eyed fucks
Bro, you only stand out cause your yee-yee ass cut
I could kill you with a flashlight, speedy as fuck
You’re just a child at play, you’ll get no freebie from Chuck 

Stripe:
Is it past midnight? cause imma eat this
You won’t last this fight, have you seethin’
You’re being awfully loud, in our all new town 
Looks like the potty mouth is in some deep shit
Like you’re first episode you vomited your flows
One Gremlins enough to keep you on your toes
But what I don't get is the body that you chose
Like what, was the toy store out of G.I. Joes?
It’s like a poker game the way I’m smokin’ bastards
I’ll leave ya chokin’, ya chokin’ hazard
Worst rap i have heard, run to your dollhouse Barbie
Cause when i drop fire it doesn’t stop the party!


Chucky:
Think you got under my skin, bitch i’ve never been better
Half your scenes were filler, you’re chance of living is low
I make Damba-Mulla, bitch i make all the cheddar
Think you’re not a fucking gimmick, bro you came from gizmo
Your boys can die to a mom, i left my own mother buried
Loud doesn't equal funny all of my stuff is varied
At least I made people with a doll feel weary
Beastiality’s the only time your movies were scary 
I broke all 3 rules and i'm still surviving 
You want a past midnight snack, bite my hole
I don’t remember you to be that good at reviving
So I’ll bury you under a bridge, hide the troll

Stripe:
Of course this ginger is wanting some souls
Deck you on the freckles for ever thinkin’ you’re gold
‘Cause while you get a bunch of children to do all your bidding
Us gremlins get shit together once the night is hitting, ay
You always looking like shit weather a doll or lee ray
Whether you’re happy with yourself is pretty tricky to say
You just throw a bunch of shit and hope to god that it sticks
Until the world has enough and goes to put all your toys away

Chucky vs Stripe (Child's Play vs Gremlins) - Rewind Rap Rumble

Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian - Rap Assault Bonus!

Dr Robotnik: Stofferex
King Harkinian: Cri
Sonic (quick cameo): Also Cri

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta
Produced by: Anywaywell & TristanOnTheTrack
Mixed by: CreeperPasta


Dr Robotnik:

If that stubborn little rapper won't write me a rap battle, I'll write my own rap battle!
(Beat starts as he laughs)

I've come to make an announcement: Dr Ivo Robotnik
Will take over Hyrule because all of you are moronic
All your games, old man? I hate them way more Sonic
No wonder those idiotic shitposts is where you became so iconic
You octorock brain baboon, lame cartoon with gameplay so rusty
Face the faces of evil with your faces so disgusting 
I'm a Mean Diss Machine, I.M. Meen has better looks
And it looks like you need a better plan than throwing me a book
While you wonder what's for dinner, I'll be scheming like a sinner
The demise of this beginner. I'm the undisputed winner
You youtube nincompoop, I'll leave your kingdom in commotion
As you scrub the floors of the town. Consider this your promotion.

King Harkinian: 
Enough! Quit wasting my time with your toys, Dr Willy
It is written that rodents leave you beaten, crying and whining 
If that's the case, I won't need to bring with me the triforce
I have the courage to bring the rhymes true warriors strive for
Mean Bean Machine? You're just a raging obscene 
Self centered obese. Get your ass off my screen.
Your cartoon. That I've seen, and it's such a disgrace 
Like your rhymes, all those inventions end up blowing in your face.
Snooping as many Looney Tunes as possible, I see
You're no Coyote. You're a lesser Yosemite Sam to put it nicely 
If Ganon couldn't dethrone me, what makes you think you would?
We both know you peaked at high-school.

Sonic: And that's no good!

Rap Off BONUS! Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian (AOSTH vs Zelda CDI) 100 Hours Challenge!

JustGamer as Griffith
JesseBoxVO as Makima

Beat Prod. by: Epistra
Written by: Danii
Mixed by: Zagranis and Danii
Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Griffith:
Every enemy I’ve ever fought has fell to their knees
Now I’m cookin’ something for the bitch from Wendy’s, uh
Don’t you dare block me from my kingdom, you’re mistaken thinkin’ this king's dumb
The man with everything in his thumb, is now here to drop you some wisdom
Ay, yuh, everything from here goes south
And you’ll make like Guts and not keep my name out yo mouth
‘Cause your BDSM’s kink not what I meant by domination
Rob ya’ nation that you try to control all with your okay tits
I go apeshit, and then I eat good like the eclipse
While your fans are like the demons from them, it can’t be fixed
But from Denji, I think being spat at isn’t nothing odd
So what’s a devil controller to your new fuckin’ god? Huh?

Makima:
This boy is a strange one, watch your self-esteem
He saw one flashback and then thought that he had a special dream
And with how he gets all pressed when people start to leave his gang
It’s no wonder that no girl consented when you got to…Bang
Really, it’s nuts, thinkin’ that I would succumb to your trust
I know that you only fucked with his girlfriend because you just couldn’t go swordfight with Guts
Watch for these cuts, talk about eating good when I see you getting tortured in ditches
Pray that your god’s fate switches, make like my house and just go get some bitches
Seen your balls more than your actual fights
Put some pants on ‘fore you talk about your natural rights
I see you putting on that bird armor ‘fore shit was getting bloody
You’re a puppy that I’ll put down, lemme give you the rundown
I’ll make that power limiting, and then we’ll make this interesting
I hope those eyes can see my plan ‘cause they be social distancing
Damn, you wanna talk about about how I just fucked up?
Your pale ass didn’t even make a difference in the manga

Griffith:
My dream’s not something for your size
‘Cause it ends with me getting even more bags than your eyes
Treating kids like tools and think their acts are done manageably
No one tell her ‘bout the Moonlight Boy, then she’ll take advantage of me
Makima is listening but isn’t too hung up
She should make like Casca and just shut the fuck up
Since you make me vomit like Himeno dragging on for that long
So I bet both of our stans will say I said nothing wrong

Makima:
Can’t even pick the name of your army
You think you can harm me? Your failed utopia tries will long end
Like your series, you’ll end crying, but I don’t think that’d be shocking
I leave this battle in my favor; a corpse is talking

Griffith vs. Makima - #17

Alex M. As the Loch Ness Monster 

Cri As the Thunderbird 

Beat by DumbchlId 
Mixed by Korekitten 
Art by Skydivingquagga
Cover Art by SPM1000
Logo by Izzycat
Special thanks to Zagranis, Dilly!, and Herobrine  

Loch Ness:
You fly high in the sky yet I’ll be a cause of death
Knock ya down, watch you die as the water is dyed red
Ima famous Cryptid! why? Always watched but never caught 
I'm on top and won’t be stopped by a rejected pokémon 

Being surrounded constantly, so peeps can take a peep of me
I be stacking green and I ain’t talking all that algae
Sick of ye like I got allergies. No one’s gonna hear ya screams 
You’re my prize kill, leave ya hung up, so say cheese

So smart fucking sharp from my brain to teeth
There’s nothing interesting from this chicken so it’s 
shocking 
That this battle exists. I’m superior. Want the evidence?
Tell me which one of us survived an Extinction event

Your fame sunk since you were debunked, it’s absurd 
Got killed by humans so much outta call ya blunderbird
It’s embarrassing ain’t it? Not even fishes would fall for such baitin
Based off an eagle no wonder you’re terrorizin the natives 

Thunderbird:
Pull out my talons and see who draws first blood
I don’t just run the track I soar above 
It’s no contest that loch ness meant a lot less when he got press
Set their thoughts on this concept being on a boxset

I know fish forget easy so let me help you get the jist
Your relevance is because people can’t see the capitalist in this mist
And I know you live a sad lonely life 
Tried to follow bigfoots foot steps but ran dry 

You’re below me, how can I scared of this wee lass
Try to attack and you’ll get thunder clapped 
No hurtin this bird and this monsters getting burnt bitch
Cooking up the Loch Ness, I’m servin this serpent 

I know I’m cold, your entire existence is seasonal 
I’m on a roll. Sitting on top of the totem pole 
Winning this battle, how’s the weather down there?
Don’t care! Show yourself and feel the fresh air

Loch Ness:
Yeah? I like confidence. But what the hell will you do?
While you’re laying in a tomb I’m staying on the news 
The BBC be going crazy over the monster from B.C
Still going strong after millions of Centuries

Getting murked in the murky depths of the Loch Ness 
So take your last breath before you drop dead 
You’ll be washed up and no one will give a shit
Expect for the fact that your body proves my existence 

Thunderbird:
Murked in the Loch Ness? Oh please stop it 
You ain’t dangerous, white families are your main profit
You botched it. Only thing known for sure is that you’re worthless 
Though your bones would work well for a birds Nest

You haven’t made an appearance in years! You don’t Insight fear
I’ll knock ya teeth out, now that’s a perfect Souvenir
Wrapped around my neck! I’m the best and it’s clear to see
You can survive some meteors but there’s no surviving me!

Thunderbird vs. The Loch Ness Monster - Awesome Rap Battles.

Finally, I have finished my first battle in this series! I hope that you’ll enjoy it!


Alex M. as the announcer

Azia as Yuuko Aioi

Snakebite126 as Nate Wright

Written by nEon

Additional writing by Derpiest Game-Blast

Mixed by nEon

Art by nEon 

Beat produced by Kustom

Thumbnail by Trakked and nEon (images in the background and background belongs to their rightful owners)

Additional help by SesameCouch, CommanderJacob, and JD.

Lyrics:

Nate Wright
- No need for a Selamat Pagi to commence this ordinary strife, ok?
- I’ll be dropping bars harder than an eraser in the doorway!
- This girl will have lines dustier than a cheese doodle is,
- you’re a lunatic, I’m humorous, even Mio would know I’m the true cartoonist!

Yuuko Aioi
- You really think I’m going to lose against this wimp without standards?
- With all of that junk you spat, I think it’s best you learn some manners!
- Yo! I got great rhymes I’m mixin’, you’re just in the shadow of a stick man,
- your grotesque comics couldn’t compare to those lyrics you’ve written.

Nate Wright
- I’m big in fame, a season 2 of yours wouldn’t interest the Japanese,
- You’re just a hapless magnet, all about attracting bad luck, jeez!
- Has your popularity expired? Get your melon bread and check the date,
- This might not be chess, but try to not make a wrong mo- checkmate! (Hahaha)

Yuuko Aioi
- Trying to throw shade at me? Let’s talk about why you’re a jerk, (what?)
- You’re selfish, jealous, relentless, should I mention you’re a pervert? (Wait, that’s not-)
- And you’re calling me unlucky, it’s funny for you to mention, cause
- I have more chances of winning than you getting a detention!

Nate Wright
- Oh my God-frey! The chances of your jokes blowing is basically a no-brainer!
- after all, it’s not the first time you’ve got your leg pulled by a prankster!
- Not even Gina could compare to how much you are of a brat!
- I’m not sure what’s more of a calamity, your verses or your camping act.
- Call you an artist? Heh! Your teacher’s more likely to get her drawings sold out!
- No wonder your disses aren’t frigid when you’re unable to catch a cold! Ouch!
- You think you’d get me lost, as if your wallet was in my locker?
- Well I’m not taking crap from a girl who’s been suplexed by her own mother.

Yuuko Aioi
- Oh deer lord! You surely blew, or was it just Misato’s gun?
- You talk about mothers when your dad can’t manage to find you one?
- I bring more fear than cats when it’s your victory, you ain’t getting it,
- you choked hard on the mic with my rhymes crisp as a peppermint!
- You’ll never have a shot at looking great, call this picture day!
- I’ll name you Joe’s espresso, since you’re coming up short, you’re wasting away. 
- At these rates, we’ve got big hate to this disgrace, sorry lil Nate, but
- not even rapping would make Jenny your nightmarish date. (he he he he he)

Nate Wright (The Big Nate) vs Yuuko Aioi (Nichijou) rap battle. Epic All-Star Rap Rallies S1 E1

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