claymores don't kill ppl, ppl kill ppl, lol

Hey boys, don't want to sound patronizing but you are aware of the parable of the mother and the fake mother and the judge saying they should fight over the kid? I am positive you are just wanted to make sure. Not sure tho, American education system is not getting better. And that is not even put in a cynic way.

Yeah, fuk dogs. The Chinese got it right, again.

That actually is interesting. There also nothing in any American law requiring a police officer to help you. Friend and helper is a myth (hey I am awesome in not being cynic, lol)

That actually used to be codified in what ppl called manners. But since that does not exist anymore would be helpful to put the definition of an asshole into law. You are onto something here.

They probably delivering pizza to cops, lol!

Don't forget long term cost either. Driving all the time gives ppl hemorrhoids. Ppl don't kill ppl, Driving kills ppl.

Where is your halcyon field? 
You cry out for it. 
Your words are flying high now --- 
on wings made of straw. 

Your enemy is hunting you 
he found a way inside.
The walls you built to keep it pure ---
they're trapping you instead.

Your utopia isn't anywhere
It was never there. 

He's stronger than you are. 
The people, they all can see. 
He pulls his punches and circles you --- 
on wings made of steel. 

Your utopia isn't anywhere
it was never there.

Utopia

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Sources:

British Knife Company:

https://www.insider.com/square-tip-knives-viners-cutlery-response-to-knife-crime-2020-1

Trial By Combat:

http://www.kake.com/story/41562982/kansas-man-requests-trial-by-combat-with-swords-to-settle-custody-battle-with-ex-wife

Please Destory My House Mr Popo:

https://ij.org/press-release/institute-for-justice-asks-u-s-supreme-court-to-hold-government-officials-accountable-for-destroying-idaho-home-with-grenades/

Most Dangerous Jerbs:

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/12/27/the-10-most-dangerous-jobs-in-america-according-to-bls-data.html

HOA has no Cool:

https://www.abc15.com/news/region-northern-az/prescott/hoa-in-arizona-forcing-teen-who-lost-both-parents-out-of-55-community

Beer is Good?

https://wgntv.com/2020/01/12/australian-navy-delivers-800-gallons-of-beer-to-thirsty-town-after-supply-lines-cut-by-fires-2/

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