“Void Archive Year: 15
Anglo Year: 2178

This earth year began as Duke Barron Dumbarton II (DBDII as he prefers) transmitted his spirit and mind into another WWE Champion Wrestler thereby prolonging his rule another 60 years. His most pressing earth challenge remained his search for potable water for the manicured lawns of his relatives. 

He commissioned a spacecraft hastily titled "Sergeant Arthur MacBadass" for the regrettably named "Doritos' Cool Ranch Cool Space Mission Sweepstakes IV".  By design, the craft could travel to numerous galaxies, but poor navigation and the in-flight conflicts generated by DBDII for his amusement hindered any measurable progress. The craft was thereby confined to traveling among the moons of Jupiter. Ganymede in the Jovian system was encrusted with wudder/ice, rendering it impenetrable, and no craft dared enter Europa after DBDII's physical altercation with the Intercontinental Planetary Naming Convention (IPNC). The IPNC took particular exception to renaming all known Milky Way Galaxy moons after DBDII's favorite luncheon meats and cheese spreads. 

DBDII also despised the word Europa because the Earth Zone of the same name had been long overtaken by African super scientists. These superior minds harmonized sound waves to dramatically increase technological development in the now dominant global South. New Ghana's space program alone colonized entire galaxies with her peaceful inhabitants and sublime Sly and Robbie recordings broadcasted among the stars and planets. Ultimately, "Europa" was one of many multisyllabic words forbidden in DBDII's presence.

I digress. Badass was left to search either Io or Callisto due to a bitter dispute from the two Blackrock executive's daughters on board, Braighlynne and McKennah. The transmission features so many biting, pressurized snares attempting to shield the bickering, no speech from the craft was quite audible. Callisto's atmosphere also distorted the communique with its pulsating sound waves ever which increased in frequency as the crew sat prone playing Valorant hurtling toward the moon's core. The scientists originally charged to decipher the cacaphonous mess were unmotivated because, after 17 terms of inbreeding and corruption, DBDII's only available currency was illusory promises of back rubs written on cocktail napkins. 

While "Doritos' Cool Ranch Cool Space Mission Sweepstakes IV '' will become DBDII's greatest success in 120 years in office, only 40 gallons of water were able to reach Earth. Actually, these 40 gallons mostly evaporated upon reentry into the atmosphere. DBDII was no less delighted that the lawns of his progeny could be gently moistened for about 6 afternoons. 

So the only remnant of the mission is the mix you hear today. Are the changes reflective of heavy wind patterns or McKennah's violent instrument operation? Are the squelches from Callisto's many HAM radio hobbyists? Do the metallic sounds symbolize dialog with the wise Callistonians or the dying screams of the Badass occupants? Do the final 5 minutes of the recording indicate the onboard computer's joyous discovery of perfect lawn care H2O deep within the planet? 

It is left to the discerning Distant Signal ears for interpretation.”

@bossrossdj
IG: @associatedcdj + @midwest.plenty.dc

Associate is a sentient being located in the USandA capital, Washington, DC. He can be seen in his verdant neighborhood, brooding about with headphones, probably greeting a dog and scowling at its hooman. Musically, he is a polymath. Raised on WGPR, WJLB, 89X, WJZZ, WDET, and Electrifying Mojo, he really has no music core at this point. Groove, weird, swing, and sometimes minimalism are a feature but not a trait. He hosts parties as Midwest Plenty once he has saved enough disposable income set ablaze on luxury items for his treasured guests. Additionally, he plays party music with the group Midnight FM. Well, if you consider Joy Division party music, that is what he plays.

Distant Signals 060: Associate

Received transmissions from the outer reaches of an exquisite corpse universe

Brooklyn based DIY record label putting out dance music of all shapes and sizes since 2015 🥸 🥸 🥸 🥸 🥸

Monthly on @thelotradio! Past parties at places like Nowadays, Bossa Nova Civic Club, Good Room, IRL etc.

Previous releases from @t_o_n_y_g @escaflowne-iii @wtchcrft2 @nikki-nair @basside-1 @msmsmsm  @panoocmusic @hueypmnemonic @djwawabk @djdelish @dullafteruse @dj-swisha @sharu @lechugazafiro @cpowers @djgearofficial @basside-1 @stickfigure36 @drvmmy @artdlrco @cranklincroons @malikhendricks @johnlauchicago @lanlordlance @the_phantom_menace @ama_l @panooc_music @mvaughanmusic @djfinetouch @deejaydylan @skulptormusica @sstress @donis-bk @moma_ready

bright companion clouds and dark vortices | curated by https://soundcloud.com/whipnotiq

neptunianinfluence@gmail.com 

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*TBA | Neptunian Influence in the Park, LBC

Is it reality or is it an illusion? With Neptune, it is hard to tell. Neptune's influence reaches further than the ordinary senses, so there may be aspects of extrasensory perception at work. Illusion, fantasy and dreams are the playing field here, and the spirit is the primary force. Leading to all things mysterious, Neptune's watery depths are associated with dreams, visions, and the imagination.

https://linktr.ee/sinestro

                                                                                                           Dj
Sinestro

                                                                                    Aka Mirrored
Shades, Darik Wyldstar and Kuromaku

(Techno Tuesdays, Phreak)

Some facts on me.

 

·        
Has been spinning Professionally since 1994

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Has spun countless parties/Clubs/Raves in every
major city in the USA. (Seriously. I don’t know how many but It’s a lot.)

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Has 2 other Monikers he uses for other styles of
music. 

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Sinestro = Techno and house on the harder tip.

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Kuromaku = Breakbeats and electro (old school
electro like Nucleus BEEEOTCH) 

o  
Mirrored Shades = House music all night long.
Deep and chunky with JennR8o    Darik Wyldstar = House and Acid House on the Funky tip.

·        
Has 22 releases including 4 on vinyl through
Woody Mcbride’s Communique Label and Frankie Bones’s Hard to Swallow Label.

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When you book me you are booking unique music
that is made by me and that you will only hear in my dj sets. I make it a point
to make songs specifically for the gig that will never be released.

·        
Has thrown countless parties/club nights/raves
(Again I seriously don’t remember how many. It’s a lot). Highlights here
include working with Scott Henry/John Tab making the ultra badass Buzz nights
at Nation in Washington DC successful. 

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When you book me it’s with the understanding
that I know how a night is supposed to flow and when to play the correct songs.
I won’t bang the shit out of your club night if I’m playing early or in the
small room.

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Pricewise, is very reasonable and can work with
any promoter to ensure success for both parties. I am not a dick that thinks I
deserve thousands of dollars. Contact me and we can work it out! 

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No really call me or email me. I am super cool. 

o  
Also fun to be around!

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ContactBooking: djsinestro@hotmail.com


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Facebooks - https://www.facebook.com/DjSinestroRehab

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Soundclouds - https://soundcloud.com/sinestro

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Beatports - https://pro.beatport.com/artist/sinestro/2168

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Discogs - http://www.discogs.com/artist/15435-Sinestro?filter_anv=0&subtype=Singles-EPs&type=Appearanceso   Techno Tuesdays Podcast - https://www.mixcloud.com/DJSinestro/

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Residing at the intersection of house and techno, DETOUR is a Pittsburgh collective that creates visually and sonically immersive experiences. DETOUR seeks to act as a junction where both seasoned and newly-interested enthusiasts of house and techno can come together for an experience of both sight and sound.

Distant Signals 060: Associate

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