Repost Exchange link
repostexchange.com/users/doug-stoothoff

DistroKid Slaps forum page
slaps.com/dougstoothoff

itch.io profile page:
https://exedexes1.itch.io/


Douglas P Stoothoff main site:
https://exedexes1.com/
https://exedexes1.godaddysites.com/

Youtube subscribe:
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itch.io profile link:
https://exedexes1.itch.io/

Feature.fm overall Artist Bio link:
https://ffm.bio/douglas-p-stoothoff

Master Track List on SC:
https://soundcloud.com/doug-stoothoff/tracks

Artist page on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/7EuvIQRQESX9WFtwI6GqWB
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4aN8I7Zl7HuhQQC0txGPYC

Artist page on Apple:
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Artist page on Amazon:
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Youtube Artist Topic Channel (autogenerated):
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WSgBZCySWQ-wAQ0GMtXag

Artist page on Bandcamp:
https://dougstoothoff.bandcamp.com/

Artist page on Tidal:
https://tidal.com/browse/artist/39485859

Artist page on Beatport:
https://www.beatport.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/1155579

Artist page on Boomplay:
https://www.boomplay.com/artists/70114948

Artist page on Pandora:
https://www.pandora.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/ARjZ7nth7x9xvpg

Artist page on Qobuz:
https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/douglas-p-stoothoff/18758728

Artist page on iHeart Radio:
https://www.iheart.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff-40424070/

And Then Depression Set In Series

A very short ambient/jazz track with some pads in it

It is sort of like, supposed to be a cutesy update of the little amusing short piano thing in Winger's apartment before he does the pushups at the beginning of Stripes(1981) with Bill Murray.  That they play for about 2 loops.  I know how to play that by ear too and get good satisfaction out of that just laughing at it.

This one per the cover art is sort of an update to Soyjak life in current-day dystopia industrialized cities or something.  He's got his little delusion graphic in his head that things are fine and reality is the smog etc.

other places for my music:

Douglas P Stoothoff main site:
https://exedexes1.com/
https://exedexes1.godaddysites.com/

Youtube subscribe:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WSgBZCySWQ-wAQ0GMtXag?sub_confirmation=1
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itch.io profile link:
https://exedexes1.itch.io/

Feature.fm overall Artist Bio link:
https://ffm.bio/douglas-p-stoothoff

Master Track List on SC:
https://soundcloud.com/doug-stoothoff/tracks

Artist page on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/7EuvIQRQESX9WFtwI6GqWB
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4aN8I7Zl7HuhQQC0txGPYC

Artist page on Apple:
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Artist page on Amazon:
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Youtube Artist Topic Channel (autogenerated):
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WSgBZCySWQ-wAQ0GMtXag

Artist page on Bandcamp:
https://dougstoothoff.bandcamp.com/

Artist page on Tidal:
https://tidal.com/browse/artist/39485859

Artist page on Beatport:
https://www.beatport.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/1155579

Artist page on Boomplay:
https://www.boomplay.com/artists/70114948

Artist page on Pandora:
https://www.pandora.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/ARjZ7nth7x9xvpg

Artist page on Qobuz:
https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/douglas-p-stoothoff/18758728

Artist page on iHeart Radio:
https://www.iheart.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff-40424070/

Upside To Manlet Existence

Here's one for our strepsirrhine cousins.
I would bet a ringtail out there has put the pieces together for this calculation.

other places for my music:

Douglas P Stoothoff main site:
https://exedexes1.com/
https://exedexes1.godaddysites.com/

Youtube subscribe:
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itch.io profile link:
https://exedexes1.itch.io/

Feature.fm overall Artist Bio link:
https://ffm.bio/douglas-p-stoothoff

Master Track List on SC:
https://soundcloud.com/doug-stoothoff/tracks

Artist page on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/7EuvIQRQESX9WFtwI6GqWB
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4aN8I7Zl7HuhQQC0txGPYC

Artist page on Apple:
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Artist page on Amazon:
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Youtube Artist Topic Channel (autogenerated):
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Artist page on Bandcamp:
https://dougstoothoff.bandcamp.com/

Artist page on Tidal:
https://tidal.com/browse/artist/39485859

Artist page on Beatport:
https://www.beatport.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/1155579

Artist page on Boomplay:
https://www.boomplay.com/artists/70114948

Artist page on Pandora:
https://www.pandora.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/ARjZ7nth7x9xvpg

Artist page on Qobuz:
https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/douglas-p-stoothoff/18758728

Artist page on iHeart Radio:
https://www.iheart.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff-40424070/

(Well I Guess) Maybe I'll Bribe Her With Some Fruit

Extended of Upside to Manlet Existence.
Part 5 of the DistroKid Requirement Expansions.

Which was challenging because the base tune is kind of way shorter than 1 minute which is what DistroKid sets as a minimum.
But I had some real fun with this one.  First time that I inserted an extra beginning rather than an ending (which also got extended)

multi-platform link to this song:
https://ffm.to/upside-to-manlet

other places for my music:

Douglas P Stoothoff main site:
https://exedexes1.com/
https://exedexes1.godaddysites.com/

Youtube subscribe:
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itch.io profile link:
https://exedexes1.itch.io/

Feature.fm overall Artist Bio link:
https://ffm.bio/douglas-p-stoothoff

Master Track List on SC:
https://soundcloud.com/doug-stoothoff/tracks

Artist page on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/7EuvIQRQESX9WFtwI6GqWB
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4aN8I7Zl7HuhQQC0txGPYC

Artist page on Apple:
https://music.apple.com/us/artist/doug-stoothoff/1687430940

Artist page on Amazon:
https://music.amazon.com/artists/B0C4YK678Y/douglas-p-stoothoff

Youtube Artist Topic Channel (autogenerated):
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WSgBZCySWQ-wAQ0GMtXag

Artist page on Bandcamp:
https://dougstoothoff.bandcamp.com/

Artist page on Tidal:
https://tidal.com/browse/artist/39485859

Artist page on Beatport:
https://www.beatport.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/1155579

Artist page on Boomplay:
https://www.boomplay.com/artists/70114948

Artist page on Pandora:
https://www.pandora.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/ARjZ7nth7x9xvpg

Artist page on Qobuz:
https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/douglas-p-stoothoff/18758728

Artist page on iHeart Radio:
https://www.iheart.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff-40424070/

Rhombus

Upside To Manlet Existence (Extended)

Buy on Beatport

Extended of Bribe Her With Some Fruit, some additions to the beginning as well as to the end.

multi-platform link to this song:
https://ffm.to/bribe-fruit

other places for my music:

Douglas P Stoothoff main site:
https://exedexes1.com/
https://exedexes1.godaddysites.com/

Youtube subscribe:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WSgBZCySWQ-wAQ0GMtXag?sub_confirmation=1
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL0BaYj4gcMibSa0gVS8WeQ?sub_confirmation=1

itch.io profile link:
https://exedexes1.itch.io/

Feature.fm overall Artist Bio link:
https://ffm.bio/douglas-p-stoothoff

Master Track List on SC:
https://soundcloud.com/doug-stoothoff/tracks

Artist page on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/7EuvIQRQESX9WFtwI6GqWB
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4aN8I7Zl7HuhQQC0txGPYC

Artist page on Apple:
https://music.apple.com/us/artist/doug-stoothoff/1687430940

Artist page on Amazon:
https://music.amazon.com/artists/B0C4YK678Y/douglas-p-stoothoff

Youtube Artist Topic Channel (autogenerated):
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WSgBZCySWQ-wAQ0GMtXag

Artist page on Bandcamp:
https://dougstoothoff.bandcamp.com/

Artist page on Tidal:
https://tidal.com/browse/artist/39485859

Artist page on Beatport:
https://www.beatport.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/1155579

Artist page on Boomplay:
https://www.boomplay.com/artists/70114948

Artist page on Pandora:
https://www.pandora.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/ARjZ7nth7x9xvpg

Artist page on Qobuz:
https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/douglas-p-stoothoff/18758728

Artist page on iHeart Radio:
https://www.iheart.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff-40424070/

(Well I Guess) Maybe I'll Bribe Her With Some Fruit (Extended)

The ravages of intelligence are essentially a code of honor, where the one thing you must NOT do if you are a late bloomer, is go back and shred the civilians you grew up with.  You may be technically in the right, but these dummies don't know anything of battles fought on another plane of existence.

And that, is what this is about.

multi-platform link to this song:
https://ffm.to/empty-grail

other places for my music:

Douglas P Stoothoff main site:
https://exedexes1.com/
https://exedexes1.godaddysites.com/

Youtube subscribe:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WSgBZCySWQ-wAQ0GMtXag?sub_confirmation=1
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL0BaYj4gcMibSa0gVS8WeQ?sub_confirmation=1

itch.io profile link:
https://exedexes1.itch.io/

Feature.fm overall Artist Bio link:
https://ffm.bio/douglas-p-stoothoff

Master Track List on SC:
https://soundcloud.com/doug-stoothoff/tracks

Artist page on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/7EuvIQRQESX9WFtwI6GqWB
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4aN8I7Zl7HuhQQC0txGPYC

Artist page on Apple:
https://music.apple.com/us/artist/doug-stoothoff/1687430940

Artist page on Amazon:
https://music.amazon.com/artists/B0C4YK678Y/douglas-p-stoothoff

Youtube Artist Topic Channel (autogenerated):
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WSgBZCySWQ-wAQ0GMtXag

Artist page on Bandcamp:
https://dougstoothoff.bandcamp.com/

Artist page on Tidal:
https://tidal.com/browse/artist/39485859

Artist page on Beatport:
https://www.beatport.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/1155579

Artist page on Boomplay:
https://www.boomplay.com/artists/70114948

Artist page on Pandora:
https://www.pandora.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/ARjZ7nth7x9xvpg

Artist page on Qobuz:
https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/douglas-p-stoothoff/18758728

Artist page on iHeart Radio:
https://www.iheart.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff-40424070/

Penta

Empty Grail

It's like a well known quote apparently.

"Every morning I look at the cover of Forbes, if I am not on it I go to work."

apparently google search says originally it was Robert Orben but I could swear someone else filched the quote and just used it a Playboy magazine interview like mid 80's or so which was where I picked up on it

7-13 9pm: i broke the MIDI file going backwards from Mixcraft 9 to the FA-08 where it has the first measure by itself in pink and then the Studio Set doesn't honor staying with the same instruments. (But it honors the studio set if you start playing it from like any other measure from the first, riddle me that Batman)

And then i had an amusing self-row:

"Why are you pissed at the machine"
"Don't get pissed. -You- are the composer.  This song's universe is by your own rules"
And by all accounts you have a significant fraction of Mozart's
ability to just yank the entire performance from one hearing."
"The initial performance wasn't that great to preserve, hence the need-to-remix"
"Just make a pretend second version later.  yeesh"

Lolz

I just perceive it to be not doing as well the way i see Just A Little Stroll that way but its getting 10-12% likes like average and hey if Shelly CoolSinger gives it a muscle emoji it might just be ok.

multi-platform link to this song:
https://ffm.to/not-in-forbes

other places for my music:

Douglas P Stoothoff main site:
https://exedexes1.com/
https://exedexes1.godaddysites.com/

Youtube subscribe:
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itch.io profile link:
https://exedexes1.itch.io/

Feature.fm overall Artist Bio link:
https://ffm.bio/douglas-p-stoothoff

Master Track List on SC:
https://soundcloud.com/doug-stoothoff/tracks

Artist page on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/7EuvIQRQESX9WFtwI6GqWB
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4aN8I7Zl7HuhQQC0txGPYC

Artist page on Apple:
https://music.apple.com/us/artist/doug-stoothoff/1687430940

Artist page on Amazon:
https://music.amazon.com/artists/B0C4YK678Y/douglas-p-stoothoff

Youtube Artist Topic Channel (autogenerated):
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WSgBZCySWQ-wAQ0GMtXag

Artist page on Bandcamp:
https://dougstoothoff.bandcamp.com/

Artist page on Tidal:
https://tidal.com/browse/artist/39485859

Artist page on Beatport:
https://www.beatport.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/1155579

Artist page on Boomplay:
https://www.boomplay.com/artists/70114948

Artist page on Pandora:
https://www.pandora.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/ARjZ7nth7x9xvpg

Artist page on Qobuz:
https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/douglas-p-stoothoff/18758728

Artist page on iHeart Radio:
https://www.iheart.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff-40424070/

Not On The Cover Of Forbes, Time To Work

Descent from the last stages of vigor into madness as the system eats you.

Another protest track?  Maybe...

other places for my music:

multi-platform link to this song:
https://ffm.to/free-to-starve-to-death

Douglas P Stoothoff main site:
https://exedexes1.com/
https://exedexes1.godaddysites.com/

Youtube subscribe:
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itch.io profile link:
https://exedexes1.itch.io/

Feature.fm overall Artist Bio link:
https://ffm.bio/douglas-p-stoothoff

Master Track List on SC:
https://soundcloud.com/doug-stoothoff/tracks

Artist page on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/7EuvIQRQESX9WFtwI6GqWB
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4aN8I7Zl7HuhQQC0txGPYC

Artist page on Apple:
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Artist page on Amazon:
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Youtube Artist Topic Channel (autogenerated):
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WSgBZCySWQ-wAQ0GMtXag

Artist page on Bandcamp:
https://dougstoothoff.bandcamp.com/

Artist page on Tidal:
https://tidal.com/browse/artist/39485859

Artist page on Beatport:
https://www.beatport.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/1155579

Artist page on Boomplay:
https://www.boomplay.com/artists/70114948

Artist page on Pandora:
https://www.pandora.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/ARjZ7nth7x9xvpg

Artist page on Qobuz:
https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/douglas-p-stoothoff/18758728

Artist page on iHeart Radio:
https://www.iheart.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff-40424070/

Hepta

Free To Starve To Death

Not picking sides at all, but more a statement that the MSM is in a pickle
where it has to present a story where the dots connect in a universe
that might not use cause and effect at-all. And Joe Q Public has to 
figure it out. Or do they? A tune about the Post-Truth Era.

other places for my music:

multi-platform link to this song:
https://ffm.to/but-not-for-thee

Douglas P Stoothoff main site:
https://exedexes1.com/
https://exedexes1.godaddysites.com/

Youtube subscribe:
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itch.io profile link:
https://exedexes1.itch.io/

Feature.fm overall Artist Bio link:
https://ffm.bio/douglas-p-stoothoff

Master Track List on SC:
https://soundcloud.com/doug-stoothoff/tracks

Artist page on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/7EuvIQRQESX9WFtwI6GqWB
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4aN8I7Zl7HuhQQC0txGPYC

Artist page on Apple:
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Artist page on Amazon:
https://music.amazon.com/artists/B0C4YK678Y/douglas-p-stoothoff

Youtube Artist Topic Channel (autogenerated):
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WSgBZCySWQ-wAQ0GMtXag

Artist page on Bandcamp:
https://dougstoothoff.bandcamp.com/

Artist page on Tidal:
https://tidal.com/browse/artist/39485859

Artist page on Beatport:
https://www.beatport.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/1155579

Artist page on Boomplay:
https://www.boomplay.com/artists/70114948

Artist page on Pandora:
https://www.pandora.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/ARjZ7nth7x9xvpg

Artist page on Qobuz:
https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/douglas-p-stoothoff/18758728

Artist page on iHeart Radio:
https://www.iheart.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff-40424070/

For Me, But Not For Thee

"I don't want to read aboutcha in the paper Sonny"

"Pah! You won't.  That pompous sonovabitch will get a 
twenty-three gun salute like El Supremo,
and I'll get an unmarked grave.  Just you wait and watch.
Or rather, observe the hole in the news coverage.
By its edges shall you know it."

other places for my music:

multi-platform link to this song:
https://ffm.to/incarnate-mockery

Douglas P Stoothoff main site:
https://exedexes1.com/
https://exedexes1.godaddysites.com/

Youtube subscribe:
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itch.io profile link:
https://exedexes1.itch.io/

Feature.fm overall Artist Bio link:
https://ffm.bio/douglas-p-stoothoff

Master Track List on SC:
https://soundcloud.com/doug-stoothoff/tracks

Artist page on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/7EuvIQRQESX9WFtwI6GqWB
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4aN8I7Zl7HuhQQC0txGPYC

Artist page on Apple:
https://music.apple.com/us/artist/doug-stoothoff/1687430940

Artist page on Amazon:
https://music.amazon.com/artists/B0C4YK678Y/douglas-p-stoothoff

Youtube Artist Topic Channel (autogenerated):
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WSgBZCySWQ-wAQ0GMtXag

Artist page on Bandcamp:
https://dougstoothoff.bandcamp.com/

Artist page on Tidal:
https://tidal.com/browse/artist/39485859

Artist page on Beatport:
https://www.beatport.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/1155579

Artist page on Boomplay:
https://www.boomplay.com/artists/70114948

Artist page on Pandora:
https://www.pandora.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/ARjZ7nth7x9xvpg

Artist page on Qobuz:
https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/douglas-p-stoothoff/18758728

Artist page on iHeart Radio:
https://www.iheart.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff-40424070/

Dealing With Incarnate Mockery

We can feel something's going to be an upheaval but we're not sure what.  This is for all of us on pins and needles going into '24.

230 : The Needle Never Moves Until It Does released January 24, 2024

Feature.fm link to this track:
https://ffm.to/needle-never-moves

SoundCloud for this track:
https://soundcloud.com/doug-stoothoff/the-needle-never-moves-until-it-does

Spotify for this track:
https://open.spotify.com/track/4JXrlAs1vYMN61zbSOMJlT

Douglas P Stoothoff main site:
https://exedexes1.com/

Feature.fm overall Artist Bio link:
https://ffm.bio/dbx6kbg

Master Track List on SC:
https://soundcloud.com/doug-stoothoff/tracks

Artist page on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/album/5kqTchXCVxSzCF7vubL1Rl

Youtube Artist Topic Channel (autogenerated):
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WSgBZCySWQ-wAQ0GMtXag

Artist page on Apple:
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Artist page on Amazon:
https://music.amazon.com/artists/B0C4YK678Y/douglas-p-stoothoff

Artist page on Bandcamp:
https://dougstoothoff.bandcamp.com/

Artist page on Tidal:
https://tidal.com/browse/artist/39485859

Artist page on Beatport:
https://www.beatport.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/1155579

Artist page on Boomplay:
https://www.boomplay.com/artists/70114948

Artist page on Pandora:
https://www.pandora.com/artist/douglas-p-stoothoff/ARjZ7nth7x9xvpg

Artist page on Qobuz:
https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/douglas-p-stoothoff/18758728

Artist page on iHeart Radio:
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QuattuorDeka

The Needle Never Moves Until It Does

Featured (quite appropriately now) as a boss fight music in the Rosebud AI vibe coded game by me...the game was made like 18 months after the tune was.
"It's Time To Get Catty!"
exedexes1.itch.io/its-time-to-get-catty

rosebud.ai/p/8b09818c-49e8-482c-9925-723b944e9f60

A notional video game boss stage music for a Karen.
Being as they're scary creatures this was a challenge.

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Boss Stage Karen

This was written and finished on the same day, June 1st when Donald's felony counts were read-out in court.

Being clear here: this doesn't exactly take sides:

Except it's ridiculous that we're in the situation in the first place.

Just aghast that both candidates should be far better candidates, we're in some awful alternate timeline.

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Lyrics:

so gather round you sigma males
i've got a rather interesting tale

the thing that confounds the ruling elite
is men needing to do a heckin' felony for a treat

something's rather less than sublime
when the charges are as sticky as the crime
if you face the prospect of doing time
don't be such a statist bro

when you know what it is to be
a justice impacted individual
it's tough to purge the stench that's residual
to overcome the knock-out blow

if they ban the box then i can shake it
there are times you know i just can't take it
as much as they say fake it till you make it
my upbeat manner might not save me
felony stigma grindset baby

if you seek to ostracize yet more
don't crime shame, man... it's twenty-twenty-four

299 : Felony Stigma Gives Me The Ick released June 1, 2024

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NovemDeka

Felony Stigma Gives Me The Ick

Buy on Bandcamp

Just a strange conversation I had on Twitter/X and a few other concepts rolled together:

Note: I am in nowhere near this dark a mood it's just the direction writing the poetry dragged me in.

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Lyrics:

As my prospects generally began to sink
I became a master of the slow blink
It seemed a better expression of calm
Than the tried and true facepalm

Every day i get closer to understanding
why Nietzsche went insane
He failed to last until the serum
of Gödel's incompleteness theorem
Or maybe it was just cancer of the brain

While nibbling on my picky bits
I stumbled into mumbling fits
Around the looming dilemma that sits
On the horizon just ahead 

Lucidity deploys a myriad of suns that melt one's mind
And then one day you wake to find
How badly you'd been left behind
Which only increased my dread

Starting as a sort of joke
I decided to invoke a sort of chant
To break me of my internal rant

Like lobbing coconades at a deka wall
I blazed a path through it all
I found my self devolving
On a hackneyed tool of problem solving

"Yes/No column, come to life"
Rectify my grum moment
By serving up the missing component
To wend my way out of the mess

Every day it's more demanding
Increasing my chances of landing 
At a place of inability to maintain
The trick's to master fear of
People that I'd rather not hear from
Or maybe it's just answering that's a pain

Insatiable truths that devour
Like maggots eating flour
Snap at my heels every hour
The trick's to find a state of grace
In weathering what i'd rather not face
Before it grows beyond what I can tame

"Yes/No column, come to life"
Resolve my little internal strife
Rid me of the pitfalls that are rife
And cut this gordian knot like a knife
44

When I catch myself being a try-hard
Or an insufferable grognard
It helps to pass the time
By flattening the occasional taxi lime
But eventually I return
To suddenly learn
How to break this paradigm

310: Yes-No Column, Come To Life! released July 7, 2024

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Ešrā

Yes-No Column, Come To Life!

Featured as a boss fight music in the Rosebud AI vibe coded game by me...
"It's Time To Get Catty!"
exedexes1.itch.io/its-time-to-get-catty

rosebud.ai/p/8b09818c-49e8-482c-9925-723b944e9f60

My favorite little metal banger, now with the minor hesitations removed! Part of the Alpha Remasters series begun in November 2024

133A : Dealing With Incarnate Mockery (Alpha Remaster) released November 10, 2024

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ŠalāšEšrā

Dealing With Incarnate Mockery (Alpha Remaster)

This is something of a joke because I was mad originally that i got a robotting strike for the fast-timing instrumental of this by Spotify.

And also a darn good mastering skill-gauntlet test.

259A : Wah​-​Wah Walk (Lyrical Alpha) released November 12, 2024

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Wah-Wah Walk (Lyrical Alpha)

Forbes as a track in its original making, was for me like Grey 17 Is Missing was for J. Michael Straczynski in Babylon 5's production.  Many many issues with the original so like Nite Prowl 1 remastering it was a headache.  I decided since the multitrack still had unadorned piano for some of the instruments on accident, that I would use Mixcraft's global effects on each track.
So being more involved than a timing re-fix this is the first remaster track to just jump to Beta designation instead of Alpha and then for funsies I decided to take the Beta Male entendre for the version naming.

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Ḫamišešrā

Not On The Cover Of Forbes, Time To Work (Beta-Male Wagechucker Remaster)

I just wanted to do like another kind of short vocal like a Fragmentary Modicum Of Sense (Release CCCXLIX) because my longer vocals can be such an ordeal to make when they get to like 90+ lyric lines.

Lyrics:

Situational stamina is the spice of our lives
If you can soldier through the slings and arrows of people's diatribes
I'm such a slut for reciprocated vibes

The reviewing professor encouraged us to get off our asses
But being complex is like swimming through molasses
As the day drew to dusk I began to pine
For a girl to tryst that was physically a nine to ball
Notwithstanding my intentions
But if her finest conversational grist all day was gonna be Wonderwall
Isn't that just porn in three dimensions

Taking in the sights pleasantly
i was decked out in a modicum of style
As i glided down the street
Due to sporting this apparel
I was catcalled by a group of girls that were borderline feral
Being objectified and seen as a piece of meat
Was something of a treat
And though these samples of torridity
Had robbed me of a slice of dignity
I haven't felt this happy in a while

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ŠeššEšrā

I, The Critiquing Hero, Have Read A Paper

The long-delayed alpha remaster to one of my best straight piano pieces.  Care was taken not to be too invasive because it was nearly perfect as originally made if just hesitant somewhat.  First track on the draft album of SebēšEšrā

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SebēšEšrā

Marvelous Drug, Testosterone (Alpha Remaster)

March of the Puddlefish is my submission for Terraria Jam for February 2025 which is based in Argentina and has a Spanish-speaking host (and I would think, participants).

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March Of The Puddlefish I (Submission for Terraria Jam for Itch.IO February 2025)

March of the Puddlefish I - Submission for Terraria Jam for Itch.IO February 2025

This is the 2nd draft with the layering complete but no percussion yet.

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March Of The Puddlefish II (Submission for Terraria Jam for Itch.IO February 2025)

March of the Puddlefish II - Submission for Terraria Jam for Itch.IO February 2025

A therapeutic journey into a mix of jazz, classical, and a blend of types of electronica.  And a wry, gradual observation that promotion tends to only go as far as you push it.  At least I make my fellow musicians laugh a little.

And Then Depression Set In Series

Doug Stoothoff