Name: Ep. 26 Rhett & Link "Girls" - Ear Biscuits by Ear Biscuits
Duration: 1 h 5 min 26 s
Description: In the second installment of the Rhett & Link- Only "Ear Biscuits" series, the guys discuss their adolescent experiences with the opposite sex. Rhett & Link take the listeners through the lurid details of their past romantic escapades from a failed joint-voyeuristic experience, to first kisses, awkward double dates, drama-filled school dances, and more.

My favorite episode by far... thanks for sharing all the awkwardness with us.

Rhett is the reason that we have dresscodes :`D

This week Rhett & Link get to know Michael Stevens, creator and host of popular YouTube channel, VSauce, on a personal level that is publicly unprecedented, as they chat about his aspirations of being a "Polymath" as a child, how a video called "Hillary Clinton Farts" played a major role in his eventual success, and the effect being a YouTube employee has on his channel popularity. 

Ep. 15 Michael Stevens (Vsauce) - Ear Biscuits

In this very special edition of "Ear Biscuits," Rhett & Link, best friends since the 1st grade, see if they can learn anything new about one another's childhood growing up in small town North Carolina. The episode features never-before asked questions, including some from fans. From blood oaths in cow pastures to gangster rap obsessions, to matching butt tattoos, Rhett & Link take you back to their roots. 

Ep. 22 Rhett & Link "Childhood" - Ear Biscuits

In the second installment of the Rhett & Link- Only "Ear Biscuits" series, the guys discuss their adolescent experiences with the opposite sex. Rhett & Link take the listeners through the lurid details of their past romantic escapades from a failed joint-voyeuristic experience, to first kisses, awkward double dates, drama-filled school dances, and more. 

Ep. 26 Rhett & Link "Girls" - Ear Biscuits

In the Season 3 premiere of ' Ear Biscuits,' Rhett & Link discuss how to deal with road rage, what you can tell about someone from the car they drive, our ideal looks as old men and more! Be sure to watch our all new video version of 'Ear Biscuits' on our new channel, This is Mythical: goo.gl/UMXvuW.

Ep. 87 Rhett & Link "Our Road Rage Incident" - Ear Biscuits

Rhett &amp; Link sit down to talk their recent family vacations to Hawaii &amp; Mexico, why they chose not to vacation together this year, and some of the misadventures they found themselves on while traveling with their families on this week's Ear Biscuits.Listen to Ear Biscuits at:&nbsp;Apple Podcasts: http://applepodcasts.com/earbiscuitsSpotify: http://spoti.fi/2oIaAwpArt19: https://art19.com/shows/ear-biscuitsSoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/earbiscuits Follow This Is Mythical:Facebook: http://facebook.com/ThisIsMythicalInstagram: http://instagram.com/ThisIsMythicalTwitter: http://twitter.com/ThisIsMythical Other Mythical Channels:Good Mythical Morning: https://www.youtube.com/user/rhettandlink2Good Mythical MORE: https://youtube.com/user/rhettandlink3Rhett &amp; Link: https://youtube.com/rhettandlink Credits:Hosted By: Rhett &amp; LinkExecutive Producer: Stevie Wynne LevineManaging Producer: Cody D'AmbrosioProduction Manager: Jacob MoncriefTechnical Director: Meggie MalloyEditor: Kiko SuuraGraphics: Matthew DwyerSet Design/Construction: Cassie CobbContent Manager: Becca CanoteLogo Design: Carra Sykes

Our Family Vacation Mishaps | Ear Biscuits Ep. 124

I pay homage to my favorite rapper and storyteller, Eminem in this song, with the first verse. 
Produced by @dosbomber
[The whole EP is up on Spotify and iTunes, I'll be dropping the rest of the songs over the next 2 weeks here on SoundCloud]
Spotify: tinyurl.com/yajzr32k
iTunes: tinyurl.com/yab424s8
Youtube: https://youtu.be/SPAWJEawxq8

(2/5)This takes place the next day after a night of partying and bad decisions. Me and Blake (Dosbomb.) decide we need to go and get party accessories such as beer for the night ahead of us. During our trip to the liquor store we encounter a bizarre experience.

(Verse)
We drive until we find the booze pitstop
While playing hits that we finding on tapes like Alfred Hitchcock
Outside baby, now we moving to score
But i hope that fucker iggy isn't goofed at the store
Yo
I knew we shoulda gotten drank back when I told you
We both knew, it was a risk and a bold move
Till we lit up, and a couple in
After smoking like 5 or 6
Oh my god, we don't got the shit!
It all started in the summer puffing herbal daze
I needed a weed connect
So he said its was purple hazel
And after that it was straight to the turtle houses
Feeling eager, and slowly moving over to ounces
Class clown sessions
Dressed liked les nessman
Took the best guesses I pass test
Questions
Every other day I was smoking that good Swiss cheese
Ive never laughed, so fucking bad
The other half, was iggys weed
When I knew
I was smoking on that last half
It hit fast
Blasted me straight up into a whip lash
My ass was floating up outta the room
Didn’t even know why, till Iggys geeking up too
Who me? yeah iggy said it was him
He's lacing all of my shit with those funky herbals again
He's geeking up just to sack me like a shitty friend
I'm freaking out while I'm backing up into a vent
I felt his evilness
He started transforming
It began storming
I heard a bunch of veering slams pouring
Dragged my ass so quick, and ducking across the ground
I hooked him up with and uppercut
So hard his jaw went down
Now you know if iggys
At the liquor store
Iggy mr piggie's coming knocking at your door
But let's not worry
I bet you he came early
Maybe he's just not there at all

(Chorus)

(Verse)
We drive around in wee little sports cars
While sipping tea eating on ham cheese
While we record bars
Outside baby, now we moving to score
But I hope that fucker iggy isnt goofed at the door
Yo
We rolled up to the parking spot
We got like 10 minutes
Now everyone be flocking hard
It's almost that 9 O'clock
I gotta go hit the John
But I can wait the visit
The bouncer looking extra hard
Cause we just look like children
We're given the rite of passage
The masses right looking past us
The asses looking so nice from the strippers who winking at us
In the aisle looking at bottles of that tequila
Vodka be sounding nice but that whiskey be looking cleaner
Oh my god is that who I think it is?
Is that iggy looking at us so negative?
Yeah, I think so
Just don't blink slow
shit! he's running at us with a pencil!!
When he lunged at me I had to duck down
Blake get out the way, we about to bug out'
I tripped him so hard that he fell into the aisle
Knocking over bottles, and slipping over on the tiles
It's a war zone, punched me so cold
That I was seeing two and felt no control
I speared him so hard
Yelling "fuck you iggy!"
Everytime we see eachother you be acting iffy
Now we be trading punches like Peter Griffin and Chicken
Heated battle affliction
Saw the bouncer and tripped him
While grabbing bottles of whiskey
Yelled at blake and was like yo we gotta go!
He didn't think twice we darted towards the fucking door
Heard the cop sirens get louder so then we flipped
Grabbed whatever we could for that party with the chicks
Now everything is good, if we out run the law
Threw the money on the counter, jumped in the car as we dipped

(Chorus)

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Another Day (prod. Dosbomb.)

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R&amp;L discuss the history of farts in the entertainment industry, their families' attitudes towards flatulence, and why context matters when it comes to a comedic air biscuit on this week's episode of ear biscuits.

159: Are Farts Actually Funny? | Ear Biscuits Ep. 159

R&amp;L dissect their own texting relationship, the illusion of closeness, and the difference between connection and communication on this week's episode of Ear Biscuits.Sponsored by:<ul><li>Amazon Alexa: Just say, "Alexa, what are your top skills?" to find some of the most popular skills</li><li>Betterhelp: Visit <a href="http://betterhelp.com/earbiscuit" target="_blank">betterhelp.com/earbiscuit</a> for a 7 day free trial</li><li>23andMe: Visit <a href="http://23andMe.com/EARS" target="_blank">23andMe.com/EARS</a> to order your 23andMe Health + Ancestry Service kit</li><li>Mint Mobile: Visit <a href="http://MintMobile.com/ear" target="_blank">MintMobile.com/ear</a> for a wireless plan for just $15/month and free shipping on your mint SIM card</li></ul>

160: Is Texting Ruining Friendships? | Ear Biscuits Ep. 160

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171: What If The Day Was 12 Hours Longer? | Ear Biscuits Ep. 171

Single from my album RC A113 dropping Dec 25 prod. @tomcbumpz

LYRICS:

I be on my own shit try my patience they get folded Origami basic hoes is dope on paper they get boring
So then watch me watch me go in highkey icy like in Frozen
Got that cocaine color coded do you want to build a snowman Feeling chosen sorta shonen showed up solo then I freaked it your old hoe yoyo pull up bounce like pogo when she fiending She so-so I’m so sosa my girl love me don’t believe Joaquin Phoenix looking motherfucker fuck it I’m a genius Peep the thesis, when the beat hit I just weave weave like a seamstress Smoking ET its hazy inside you don’t see me in the least bit I don’t DD, when I roll down the window it teepee Swear that everything looking like CG
I just light up the shit then I repeat like a Phoenix Y’all smoking range mean and median Boy why you can’t be obedient I chef the shit you reheated it But I add the secret ingredient Y’all are blatant just taking shit and you lose your soul just to make a hit You ain’t making sense or creating shit it go Something like this Hundred band Hundred band all on my wrist Look at that look at that flow I done bit
I could talk about drip, be JID’s twin like it really ain’t shit cause it really ain’t shit, hol up
Speedrun the game like it’s any% Meant it the second I said that we next Enemy flash bang hit the deck Don’t need to back back ain’t a threat
Beat the beat up but it want to be a friend now Like a Beach Boy turn it to a Pet Sound Son a rapper gotta tuck him into bed now Reptar stoned cold blooded like a reptile Tell me anybody wanna step now
Put your hands up let me do a headcount
Nobody? Oh what a letdown Throwing free fades like a soup kitchen hand out
Catch a vibe, Dahm is online Dick finna make her hit the cha cha slide when I ride Do or die, young man so alive Ride the wave stupid clean then pull up with the Tide oh my Doing just fine, I don’t gotta breathe when I’m into my vibe And the parents all fucked cause the kids alright So the CIA at fault if I die, bye

TCB Freeverse (prod. Tomcbumpz)

Everyone has those awkward party moments. R&amp;L expose some of their recent cringey encounters as they explore how to play the game of industry parties in this week's episode of Ear Biscuits.

177: How Do We Party? | Ear Biscuits Ep. 177

Join Rhett and Link, hosts of the popular daily YouTube show Good Mythical Morning and authors of the New York Times bestseller “Book of Mythicality” in a candid weekly conversation for your Internetainment

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