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Mancha as Poochie
Boris as Parappa the Rapper

Poochie:

The name’s Poochie D, and i’ve got something to say
The Cool-est dudemeister leaves you neutered and spayed
I’ll make ya cry when I cut up Master Onion
Colonel Noodle here can’t do nothing by kickin’ and punchin’
U RAPPIN’ AWFUL when compared to the Simpsons
Your father messed up when he invented this shrimp son
I put a spin on my cartoon much like a vinyl
Lammy shows that your maker learned to always recycle!

Parappa:

Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind!
If you wanna test me, i’m sure you’ll find
I’m alright, go back to sittin’ in the car
While I make like the Simpsons and drop the bar
You’ve made it! I’m spittin’ a Fireworks Factory
Your measly one Stage was unsatisfactory
So head to your planet that needs you, they’re brainless
No need to smell me later when inhabiting Uranus!


Poochie:

Chill out, hot dog, and take it on the Joe Chin
Cut it out! Like your in-game appearance, your flow’s thin
It’s hard to Fleaswallow you think you’re better, mutt
You gotta believe that I just kicked your butt

Parappa:

Throwing some cel shade sends you straight to the vet
I’m set with Sunny, but for you, the sun’s set
You’ve got a bad rap, and here you haven’t been redeemed
Killed the mic like your character: 2D EXTREME!

Cover Art by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Boris
Prod. by Marsad Men

NEXT BATTLE: Wait like an hour (ft. garbageGothic)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (Gonna make this a thing now)

-This was the second AvA I ever wrote. It was written for this series unlike Peridot vs Flats, but it was made while the name of the series was still "Cartoons vs Anything".

-I did credit him properly above, but I want to give a special shoutout to Boris who was incredibly helpful with the making of this battle. He suggested additions for Parappa that I hadn't thought of, he mixed the battle (this is the first AvA that Skeep didn't mix) and he is editing Parappa's parts. Thanks man, couldn't have done it without you.

-For a brief point of time, this beat (Mary Pt. 2 by Marsad Men, if anyone is wondering) was my all time favourite beat and I am really excited that I got to use it.

-Mancha re-recorded Poochie last minute which is why this battle came out today instead of yesterday.

PREVIOUS HINT EXPLANATION:
"It's not my fault your game is terrible, i'll abuse this!"

Pretty obvious, it's a direct rip of one of Poochie's lines from CMRB's Itchy and Scratchy vs Tom and Jerry but replacing "show" with "game" because Parappa is a game

Poochie vs PaRappa the Rapper - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

I like weapons I’m 12 and I play gta 5.

another alternative account of WILLIAM MILLER and Izuku midoriya.

Poochie vs PaRappa the Rapper - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

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