(DAGames)Here Comes The Ladies (HunieCam Studio Song) INSTRUMENTAL

FNF Cover - Isotope But Frostbite Red and Boyfriend Sing It

Unknown Suffering (V3) WITH LYRICS (Rya Cover)

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xbR7KnS01a1uJRYIfmuuo6NqRoJkKmLI_VGtdyokgDQ/edit
garbageGothic as White Ghost Cookie
MetaMachine as Scratch
Azia as Molly McGee (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and AlchemyKing
Mixing by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Dansonn
Art by Valonide and BMB
Hint for next time: "Apex Leaders"

White Ghost Cookie vs. Scratch

Apparition WITH LYRICS DX (Remastered) - Juno Songs

||CAST||
Rosenthal as Ultimate Chicken Horse
Shimario as Super Auto Pets

||PRODUCTION||
Written by JoJoVo

Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Beat prod. by Diamond Style
Arrangement by JoJoVo
Mixed by SIR Rap Battles

Special thanks to ThanosQuack, Leo Barqui and garbageGothic

||LYRICS||
UCH:
Lemme jump right into it, then onto that
I’ve been hoppin’ ‘round almost a decade, just talkin’ facts
And I’ve been popping off in everybody’s party packs
You’re slow as a turtle…your fans are insomniacs

Makes sense the way pets keep fainting 
You’re supposed to be engaging, not waiting, ridiculous
Time’s spent wasting away, you put the sink in asynchronous
Gameplay ain’t as innovative as you think it is

‘Cause Valve used that already
When you’re let off Steam, Imma shoot the confetti
You ready? Your pets can face the pressure together
No tryharding here, just Clever Endeavors

SAP:
Hi! Welcome to the arena!
You can work with all your friends! But you’ve never seen one
It’s clear you can’t handle the hurt, so can it
You don’t hold a candle to what the turtle’s packin’

Competitive fun, and I’m free for all!
You pit barnyard critters in a free-for-all
Food for thought: Crossbows and hockey pucks?
Freakin’ animal Hunger Games, I should call PETA

To bomb your whole track and delete it
Slaughterhouse IKEA, no assembly needed
You’re lagging behind, till you scream in the void
Pressing B’s one fate that this Team Wood avoid

UCH:
Please, think you’re spinning this? You hypocrite
You can’t coast off me or League, the hippo crits
Ditto, bitch, you got ants fighting dragons
I’ll flip your shit, throw your band off the wagon

Free to play, pay to win, buy dogs at high costs
Say bye to wallets, while my walls make lives lost
Hey, bygones, I see how you’re therapeutic
But face the music, you got saved by Ludwig

SAP:
Well at least I still got an audience
Your relevance is obvious, a shell of what embodied it
Now everyone is Partying with Animals, your show is done
Your Pandamonium just couldn’t stand the podium

So why did Ultimate Chicken Horse cross the road?
Well, all that’s shown is now it’s on death row
Because your ENTIRE crew’s about to be a small crater
Shot out of a cannon onto my new wallpaper

And YOU- Wait, what happened to the beat? It was right there

UCH:
Oops. didn’t mean to put the dynamite there
Well, I guess one last thing since the beat’s a wrap
It fits Team Wood made a bunch of SAPs

Ultimate Chicken Horse vs Super Auto Pets | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #10 (ft. Rosenthal & Shimario)

Joosh as Reggie
swizkii as Jake

Chesyon as Totodile
Snight as Snivy

Written by MC Fawful and Leo Barqui
Beat by beatg33kz
Mixed by jort
Cover-art by elizalkin

(0:13)
Reggie:
Ummm…
Pardon me, but who’s this croc that’s here to block my way?
Well, I guess I’ll serve him and leave him there in the marketplace.
Oh, you came out of the sky too? I guess that’s alright, cool!
…Till Beheeyem wanted to revoke your pardon and fry you!
Your pals labor through installments, while I put my work in!
And I’m used to dealing with flames, so your mythic friends can’t hurt this!
You managed to learn Water Pulse, and yet turned out a tool.
Cause every day that Nuz left, he still took you to school.
The most recent PMD game, and you still somehow folded up
On the worst Nintendo handheld, so tell me, how’s that holding up?
And it seems Citra left a sour taste because of Yuzu’s leaks,
But I know I’ve got better flow, because I’ve got the Time Machine!

(0:49)
Totodile:
(...)
(!)

(0:52)
Totodile:
My memory’s shot… I can’t remember who I am
But I’d rather forget this movie and all four of its fans
You went back in time to save your kind and got a lot of flack,
Though I’d sooner go back in time to get your wack raps off the track.
Tried to prove your worth by bringing the clan a worthless horn
I guess the question is: wha’d you leave them burning for?
Had your flock mates by your side, hoped that you would be remembered
But your only flocking now is those redditors each November!
Only lived to tell the tale cause a father took office
And you’re a flightless bird so it’s ironic you and Jenny took off (ech)
The devs must’ve saw how you were doing on the services,
And used that remote of yours to take that weak rep and burden it.

(1:29)
Reggie (speaking):
Well uh, now it’s time for a verse from my favorite flock member! 

(1:32)
Jake and Reggie:
Tell your faux Society that our win’s already set in stone.
I guess in game and keeping pace, you fail to hold a metronome.
So head on home! No longer any allies to defend you!
Cause tonight we’re getting some new cuisine ONTO the menu!
Gameplay was fine with players under nine, while other fans were bored 
Now four games of crawling’s down the drain, these squares aren’t funny anymore!
And with your Tree gone to waste, seems that Nuzleaf had a point to make,
Not even it could help bring your series back from its lowly grave!

(1:57)
Totodile (speaking):
You get to bring in a friend? Then I do too…
SNIVY!!!

(2:01)
Snivy:
It’d be my pleasure, Totodile!

(2:03)
Snivy and Totodile:
A duo time traveling flick in the 21st century? Geez!
Who let Doc and Marty go and smoke up the bird seed?!
And these guys traveled through time? Who do they think they’re talking to?!
Cause we’ve already stopped our foes, now we’ll go through with stomping you!
You think your pecs and glutes’ll work to make it tough to split your stuffing?
Go back to your pilgrims, run, and find someone who’s giv’n a fuck.
So we’ll put this to rest, it’s Save to say that there’s no coming back,
Cause giving us a slice of mind? You’d have to go and run it back.

Free Birds vs Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon - TriangleBattles

CAST:

Langle as Naruto Uzumaki 
RaccoonBroVA as Spider-Man 
Beat produced by: Hansen Karta
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Written by: BuffaloBrandon and Danii 
Additional help by: ImJustBrenden, Boron Battles, and VariousVoicesVa
Art by: 3ple
Cover art by: elizalkin
Lyrics:

Spider-Man:
Who’s the wall-crawler, trash talker, web slinger 
Chick magnet, builds gadgets that make Tony Stark bitter
Hard hitter bar spitter in the NYC
And the MCU MC? It’s me Spidey!
Veteran Avenger, Superhero thriller 
Compared with your anime, my web shooters got less filler
You’ll be chasing after me, like the first man ya kissed
Spider-Man will manage damaging this perverted vandalist 
You ain’t sneaking anybody with that dopey attire
I slaughter Uzumakis call me Tobi Maguire!

Naruto:
Peter Parker won’t get through to me, now this kid’s done
A shame that you won’t be telling Jameson about this one
I’m loved as Hokage, but I think you must be throwing ‘cause
No one in that city loves you; arachnophobia (Believe it!)
And your whole universe couldn’t suffer a better fate
But is that worse than you being half a product of Elsagate?
Your fam is rolling in their grave while my father is fighting with me
I must be fighting Miles, ‘cause that Spider Sense is just weak
‘Cause you keep ditching school and yet still fail in all your trilogies
Guess you got no power and no responsibility 

Spider-Man:
Wow, you found out my secret identity!
Now find out who asked like you’re chasing down your frenemy.
I’ve toppled goblins, doctors, and mob bosses in my comics.
All it took was Sakura to knock this fox unconscious!
Me and Miles are geniuses with a thwip and a thwap.
The only essay (S.A.) you’d pass is the one you play for laughs!
Yo, Kakashi! 1000 Years of Death ain’t fair!
Call my lawyer friend and take a seat right over there!
Like my first debut, I go and steal the show!
Shadow clone’s right! You stole Goku’s whole flow!
Your son Boruto ain’t gonna respect you any.
You went from Hidden Leaf’s hero to glorified secretary!
Rap against me and I’ll kick, stomp right through you!
Because when it comes to fights, you’re all Talk No Jutsu!

Naruto:
Tried making amends with your girlfriends but your foes don’t greatly differ
With how they take them out, I guess you both are lady killers
But you’re losing to crooks, I don’t think you’re a crazy hitter
‘Cause look, your new movies are just surpassing any filler
That’s tragic, you should stop the track like it’s a train
Funny that you mention Sasuke when you’re the one needing saved
What kind of hero leaves the people offed then starts floppin’
You were carried by Tony the whole time and you lost him!
You say I’m problematic? Spider-Man: No Way Bro!
You hang with bigger creeps in Drake Bell and James Franco
I only need two moves before the evil of my town falls
But I’ll make Eddie Brock and pray on your downfall
So leave it to me, I’m not your one-off foes nor common
I ate this beat, and I think I’ll just head back to my ramen

Spider-Man vs Naruto. Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity

Moutarde Mentale🤯

im the coolest meme-meister in the USA

Mancha as Poochie
Boris as Parappa the Rapper

Poochie:

The name’s Poochie D, and i’ve got something to say
The Cool-est dudemeister leaves you neutered and spayed
I’ll make ya cry when I cut up Master Onion
Colonel Noodle here can’t do nothing by kickin’ and punchin’
U RAPPIN’ AWFUL when compared to the Simpsons
Your father messed up when he invented this shrimp son
I put a spin on my cartoon much like a vinyl
Lammy shows that your maker learned to always recycle!

Parappa:

Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind!
If you wanna test me, i’m sure you’ll find
I’m alright, go back to sittin’ in the car
While I make like the Simpsons and drop the bar
You’ve made it! I’m spittin’ a Fireworks Factory
Your measly one Stage was unsatisfactory
So head to your planet that needs you, they’re brainless
No need to smell me later when inhabiting Uranus!


Poochie:

Chill out, hot dog, and take it on the Joe Chin
Cut it out! Like your in-game appearance, your flow’s thin
It’s hard to Fleaswallow you think you’re better, mutt
You gotta believe that I just kicked your butt

Parappa:

Throwing some cel shade sends you straight to the vet
I’m set with Sunny, but for you, the sun’s set
You’ve got a bad rap, and here you haven’t been redeemed
Killed the mic like your character: 2D EXTREME!

Cover Art by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Boris
Prod. by Marsad Men

NEXT BATTLE: Wait like an hour (ft. garbageGothic)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (Gonna make this a thing now)

-This was the second AvA I ever wrote. It was written for this series unlike Peridot vs Flats, but it was made while the name of the series was still "Cartoons vs Anything".

-I did credit him properly above, but I want to give a special shoutout to Boris who was incredibly helpful with the making of this battle. He suggested additions for Parappa that I hadn't thought of, he mixed the battle (this is the first AvA that Skeep didn't mix) and he is editing Parappa's parts. Thanks man, couldn't have done it without you.

-For a brief point of time, this beat (Mary Pt. 2 by Marsad Men, if anyone is wondering) was my all time favourite beat and I am really excited that I got to use it.

-Mancha re-recorded Poochie last minute which is why this battle came out today instead of yesterday.

PREVIOUS HINT EXPLANATION:
"It's not my fault your game is terrible, i'll abuse this!"

Pretty obvious, it's a direct rip of one of Poochie's lines from CMRB's Itchy and Scratchy vs Tom and Jerry but replacing "show" with "game" because Parappa is a game

Poochie vs PaRappa the Rapper - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

A mashup of Show Yourself + Lyin' 2 Me by CG5. (Remastered Version)

Poochie vs PaRappa the Rapper - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

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