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Creeper Rap - Dan Bull (not mine)

Justin Buckner as Ickis
Zack Maloney as Oblina
Frenzy as Krumm
Anthony Perry as Mike Wazowski
WoodenHornets as Sulley

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
AHH! REAL MONSTERS!
VERSUS!
MONSTERS INC!
BEGIN!

Ickis:
The three epic monsters are gonna bring pain on these losers
Oblina:
I’m fancy, rich, and ravishing, but also a lyrical bruiser
Krumm:
It doesn’t take the viewfinder to show you two can’t scare
Ickis:
You two better go away, Jimmy and Googly Bear
Oblina:
I’m top of my class, but brains are something you don’t have
Krumm:
Who the hell takes a filthy human, and neglects to put it back?
Ickis:
You both are just failed excuses for money making blockbusters
All:
Our disses will make you be screaming “AHH! REAL MONSTERS!!!”
 
Mike Wazowski:
It’s Mike on the mic, about to make these monsters fall!
I can see your defeats with just my one eyeball
Sulley:
We’ll beat these guys so bad, they’ll start to Krumm-ble
When you face Sulley in a fight, better get ready to tremble
Mike Wazowski:
Ickis, you’re making me sick, Oblina is Beetlejuice’s dildo
We’ll take the screams out of you punks, just like we did with our prequel
Sulley:
We will step through the door and enter a room of your defeat 
You’ll be the jackpot for us, we get our power from your screams

Ickis:
You had a change of heart in the ends? Now that’s upsetting 
Oblina:
We’re be the ones who scare when you leave you bedwetting
Krumm:
Even Gromble would school you! Kick you out of our world
Ickis:
You two think you can win? You got scared by a little girl!
Oblina:
I’ll nit pic these Pixar pricks, even your shorts are shit
Krumm:
Scaring humans is your job, we do it for the hell of it
Ickis:
You two are jokes compared to us, we are legendary
All:
We are the true winners here, you guys aren’t even scary 

Mike Wazowski:
We’ll give you nightmares, we even made Randall run in fear
You can’t take us on, you only aired for four years
Sulley:
Oblina I can’t believe ya, how’s your squish on Krumm?
Ickis, even your brother slickis has disses that make you look dumb
Mike Wazowski:
We’ve got a whole corporation, while you’re still in monster school
You were inspired by the Beatles? Klasky must’ve been a fool!
Sulley:
Since you can’t scare us, you’ll dissappear, now you won’t taunt us
Both:
You’ll be down in Nick’s trash, while we’re the REAL monsters!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *girl screams* BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Ahh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Special

Groudon: Epic Rap Battles of Comic Books
Kyogre: Justin Buckner
Rayquaza: MaNCHA
Deoxys: Epic Doctor X

Groudon:
Listen Moby Dick, this Primal’s ‘bout to go Reversion
Bring forth a Desolated Land like the M06 version
Your death will arise when I show my Precipice Blades
The best a-ground makes fakes shake with an Earthquake!
With an MC Hammer Arm I’m crushing other rappers down
You’ll need more than a Drizzle when you hear my Roar sound
So try to Splash me when I’ve got power to the Maxie!
I’ll open up a Fissure, then you can try to attack me

Kyogre:
I raise the sea level; let me tell you an Aqua Tail
‘bout a Conti-mental Pokémon steppin’ to a killer whale
Coming up to this Ancient Power? Well aren’t we bold?
My raps come out Swift and my disses are Sheer Cold
I’m the alpha beast you know I’m coming in first
Ya It’s quite the Sunny Day, let’s go for a little Surf
Got you in a whirlpool, I’m cutting down on your bulk
And you’ll be washed up again when I spit Origin Pulse

Groudon:
Your raps put me to sleep, now it’s time for an Eruption
When I blast a SolarBeam, you’ll end up as pure nothin’
I’ve roamed throughout the earth, you’re a Sea World show
You’ll never Dive and flee when I leave you Bulldozed

Kyogre:
Step into my water basin, and you’ll never make it out
End you with a Water Spout, it’s all Kyogre now 
You control the land, but this world is my turf
Considering that water takes up most of the earth

Rayquaza:
Straight from the Sky Tower, owning ocean and geo
I’m spitting Dragon Rage! The most powerful of this trio
is in the o-zone to condone two terrible titans
Just a single Twister would leave Arceus frightened!
So don’t even try! My power level’s ultimate; Sky High!
Hope I don’t make you cry because I’m so Fly!
You’re Outrageous, I’m getting Scary-Faced and quite feral so
I’m taking my win Air Lock, stock, and barrel!

*Build-up. Rayquaza flies into space, and destroys the meteorite.*

Deoxys:
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the shapeshifter from space
facing the falsified savior of Hoenn's race 
So, raging pickle, you're gonna face the dismal
doom of your region when I emerge from YOUR symbol
I'll Boost Up 'gainst Psychos who reign as the “ancients”
you’ll swallow your words as if they were my spaceship 
Burn you, like acid! Explosive! Nucleic!
Nova Pressuring, I’m god-like, whereas you’re archaic!

Mega Rayquaza:
I shine like a quasar! Your ego’s supermassive!
I fought down those two clowns, that shows I’m not passive!
So it’s Crunch time! Dragon Pulse a rhyme to put you in your place!
I’m Dragon Ascending to Sky Drop this waste of space!
Go put up your Defense Form, or Attack me all you want!
Knock it Off, you’re not daunting! Just give up your Zen Headbutt! 
I hone my claws, and then prove I’m an Aerial Ace
As I give birth to your fate, and split this DNA

Deoxys:
It amuses me that you believe your element could win it
For you, the sky’s the limit, while my universe is infinite 
My raps are true Deox-ick, Ziz is turning further green
Thus, you’ll never Recover when I unleash my Hyper Beam

Mega Rayquaza:
I’ve got more Extreme Speed Deoxys, drop the facade
My voice is echoed through the heavens, I am feared by gods
No matter what move I choose, you’re a 1 hit K.O.
You can spit a whole arsenal, ‘cause against me, Anything Goes!


Groudon vs Kyogre. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #17

Let's celebrate Halloween night with a non-horror battle! In this ERBOC, Harvey Beaks, Fee, and Foo from Nickelodeon's Harvey Beaks go up against Clarence, Jeff, and Sumo from Cartoon Network's Clarence. Enjoy!

Zander Peers as Harvey Beaks
Leannaire as Fee
Zack as Foo
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
MarioWorldGuy as Jeff
WoodenHornets as Sumo

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
CLARENCE
VERSUS
HARVEY BEAKS
BEGIN!

Harvey Beaks:
Welcome to Bigbark Woods, the best place where you’ll meet your end
These weirdos are the only ones that won’t be my friend
Fee:
We’ll be spitting like The Spitting Tree, standing up for Harvey
Taking shots at us, well now you’re gonna have to pay a Fee!
Foo:
We’ll make a mess on these rebels, breaking you like a pebble
Leave this battle like how Ashley left you, or how you got expelled
Harvey Beaks:
You must have mud in your eyes if you think you can win this fight
I'll be stealing your victory as if they were Jeff's fries

Clarence (buildup):
I’m the Man of the House now, so please, listen for my orders
We could just be friends, unless you wanna cross my border
You really think a blue bird head can step to us? Think again
‘Cause I have imagination, and it doesn’t include you winning!
Clarence (rapping):
Now let us rumble in the Fun Dungeon, but for you, it won’t end well
I doubt you can face me, 'cause you’re too weak to punch yourself
Jeff:
Wipe you away like germs, since you three barely tried
Keep those hands away from my food, or else, I’ll push you down a slide
Sumo:
We’ll take you to Harvey, then have your packet sails shipped
Giving Harvey scars, and leaving you other 2 Mint Chocolate chipped
Clarence:
You’re gonna fail at spitting cyphers like how you failed as a babysitter
Your treehouse I’ll be chopping down like
Sumo:
TIMBER!

Harvey Beaks: 
Ha! Please friend, I’ll wish you good luck for that
Fee:
I’ll blow your blockhead if you say that to me again, freakin’ brat...
Foo:
Get more wins than a disguised pigs chins, fatso
All:
You guys are in so much trouble, and we’ll show you how though
Harvey Beaks: 
I bet your brain size doesn’t reach a quarter of a mile
Fee:
You’ll lose this battle like how Ryan lost his hairstyle
Foo:
With your OCD, you’re just an annoying over reactor
All:
These three will get kicked out like your original voice actor

All:
You disgraceful animals, you should know we’re the best of all time
Cheering our way on, while you’re stuck on the Broadway line!
Clarence:
Have Amy ride her bike on you, you’ll never find anymore friends
Looking like a Breadwinner, so consider this your end
Jeff:
Don’t let this bird get out of control, he’ll take his clothes off
Sumo:
Listen up, we're the Kings of the World, so you can't really talk
Clarence:
You better Hold Onto Your Handles, 'cause we're gonna leave you soiled
All:
It’s time we crack you like your sister
Clarence:
I love my eggs hard-boiled

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Clarence vs Harvey Beaks. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 49.

Welcome to the second installment of Epic Creepypasta Rap Battles! In this battle, we have the hedgehog who started it all, Sonic.exe, up against the devil who exists within the very fabric of reality Misfortune.gb! But are they alone...?

Thanks to SkeepTieel for helping by playing Misfortune!

URB as Sonic.exe
SkeepTieel as Misfortune.gb
IcerM as Evil Otto

Misfortune.gb:
(Heh heh heh!)
Do you wish to challenge me, as I emerge from the fabric of reality?
I’ll send you miles and miles away, so there’s no hope for you to join me!
When I’m finished with this verse, there will be nothing left
Why even think about this battle, when you got your butt kicked by Minecraft!
I AM GOD HERE, Mister Kefka Laugh, you won’t survive in THIS cabin!
Call it Round Three, as your victory won’t happen!
I could finish your whole game in literally just one sitting!
Trying to overcome this curse? You’ve got to be kidding!
It's time to lay a blessing, a fortune that you'll die
Just like how I’ll take you down this victory will be mine!
I’ll make you quake in your boots! My verse will be puzzling!
With your horrible disses, you’ll surely be suffering!!


Sonic.exe:
You’re next! Your cute appearance won’t stop me from owning.
And there is no escape from my disses that are homing!
If you think that you can defeat this hedgehog that is godlike
The game over screen will show your head on a pike!
If you think that you’re powerful enough to stop me
then you’ve been mislead so badly that I almost feel sorry!
You’re pathetic and cute, I’ve been infused with dark energy
Trying to defeat me would take an entire century!
There’s not a thing you can do. You can’t run. Would you agree?
For I’m three times better than anything you’ll ever be!
You think you can defeat me, but you’re nothing but a mod
Get down on your knees for I AM YOUR GOD!!!
(HAHAA!)

(New beat fades in after the beat fades out)     
Evil Otto:
Better hurry on along. It’s time to make you both keel.
RUN, RUN, like Sinistar because I’m the one that is real!
No matter how hard you try, you won’t get past my rapping score
When you step into my maze, prepare to see some blood and gore!
It’s gonna get brutal, and I won’t cut you any slack
Like i did to those kids; I'll give you both a heart attack 
Just like when you destroy the robots in my game, you can't run from me
And it’s no wonder you’re a trollpasta Sonic.exe
When I scream KILL THE HUMANOIDS you’re gonna end up getting  hurt
And you should run out of this battle now, ‘cause this is an INTRUDER ALERT 
THE HEDGEHOG MUST NOT ESCAPE! Your victory I won’t allow!
There’s nothing you can do ‘CAUSE GOD WILL NEVER SAVE YOU NOW
Why don’t you fight like you mean it? You are both stupid chickens!
Misfortune, it’s a misfortune you’re alive; your rhymes make me sickened!
IN THE END OF THIS BATTLE I’LL MAKE YOU BOTH GO BERZERK
AND YOU CAN’T ESCAPE MY MAZE ‘CAUSE THAT'S NOT HOW MY GAME WORKS!!


Epic Creepypasta Rap Battles 2. Sonic.exe VS Misfortune.gb.

The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

Leannaire as Flame Princess and Peridot
Anodyne as Lapis Lazuli
VinnyO as Finn the Human

Flame Princess:
To put out this Eternal Flame would take a Magical Mirror--cle 
I’ma’ light this track up, and yes, I mean that literal 
I’m a Queen, overthrew my father and brought law and order 
I won’t outmatched by the likes of Bob the Terraformer 
Burn you more traumatically than how your past transpired
Trapped in your own reflection like a reversed vampire 
And now your biggest weakness happens to be your power
I’d be moody too if I was scared to take a shower
You should work on your health, you’re a bigger mess than your fandom 
It’s no use crying for help- your homeworld left you abandoned 
 
Lapis Lazuli:
Beat stop
Um… It’s Lapis
Beat starts again
and I’ve got a phat diss for this Cinnamon addict  
I’ve had it with Brutes like you; pray I let you stay intact 
You’re more unbalanced than malachite-- a right pyromaniac   
Come on at me with your final form; you can do nothing to me!
You’ve got useless fireballs and a short fuse to rival Ruby’s 
I’m ruthless, i’d move an Ocean just to take your red throne 
After a drizzle of my flow-- I think you’d need some time alone 
 
Peridot:
Unhand her, you fire clod; she’ll hit you with a tidal wave 
Worse yet you’d have to face a Peridot’s unbridled rage
 
Finn the Human:
Leave her be, buttmunch! I’ll bring pain bigger than your ego 
Why would anyone ever be Barn mates with this green Dorito 
 
Peridot:
Log-date 7 17 2; I’ve been challenged by a defect 
Who should be looking for his dad-- not protecting his evil ex 
Ugh-- Finn the Clod! You don’t know who you’re talking to!
What time is it? It’s time to push another human off the roof!
 
Finn the Human:
Hitting me with metal rods seems incredibly impractical 
It’s ironic that this Triangle’s anything but Mathematical 
I’ll batter you- the rock with a Lumpy Space Princess attitude
Go tell Yellow Diamond that you lost this rap battle too
 
Peridot:
This is none of your Bismuth, you didn’t have to come along
But gee this kid is so lonely, he ends up talking to his dog
on the top of this Food Chain though logically I’ve further questions
Why come battle me when it’d end in another rejection?
 
 Written by Fle

Lapis Lazuli vs Flame Princess. Season 3, Wave 1

Mathew Swift as Rick Sanchez
F00Pz as Bender Bending Rodriquez

Rick:
So retarded C-3PO really wants to fucking fight? 
Either I’m tripping or I didn’t kill all those parasites 
I’ll pay for your assassination then slip you the bill 
You won’t be the first of Groening’s characters I’ve killed 

Morty:
Gee, I don’t know about this Rick

Rick:
M-Morty, he’s a robot;
We could have his screws loose before he shows us what he’s got 
There’s millions of galaxies in infinite realities
In each and every one, your show remains a fucking tragedy

Bender: 
I can easily bend this crackpot and his little twerp,
Then I’d spit more fire than you, with one burp 
Running you over when I become a Were-car
You like to prison break? You won’t escape these bars, 
Invent a way of mastering flows, I’m the main ingredient 
Keep rapping Farnsworth, you’re making my win easier,
Tho’ when capping a pan-sexual, I think I oughta pass 
Cuz I know you’d do more than bite my shiny metal ass

Rick:
You’re not a fembot anymore, so why is sucking still your motto?
Dating Calculon like “Domo arigato Ms. Roboto "
A glitch prick hitched to sexbots more than Morty is 
Turns out your ass percentage is w-wayyy above 40 BITCH! 
I outsmarted the devil; 3 numbers have you in pieces 
Jerry the robot? *Burp* the other Rick’s have to see this
I’ll bring a battery-verse of hurt; that, you can count on
So crawl back into the factory that you were shat out of

Bender:
I'm belching up rhymes to burn this doc until he's brown
Send him Back to the Future- where I wear the crown,
Bender is the greatest, that’s the way the news goes,
I’ll kill all humans and leave rapping to the robos
You must be more drunk than the flask you’re mixin’
Even more of a douchebag, than President Nixon
Gonna make your mind blown, like your improvised youth,
I’m off to make my way back in a suicide booth 

Rick:
Attempted Suicide? Already ticked that off the checklist 

Bender:
Get bent then; instead I’ll chug a beer and forget this 

Rick:
Maybe you aren’t such a Redgrin Grumble after all 

Bender:
I have no idea what that means but-

Both:
l-l-LICK MY BALLS

Written by Red, R the Writer, Legion, Truth, Walk, Mathew Swift, Vladimyr P, Adroitwhiz, Skeep and Fle

Rick vs Bender. Season 3, Wave 1

This was originally planned to be the fifth battle, but due to casting issues the second and fifth battle have switched places on the schedule. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy!

CookieSaurus as XJ-9
Eddie as Mighty No. 9

XJ-9:

It’s Jenny.
And I reckon that Beck will be coming second
‘Gainst a force to be reckoned with, best you in a nanosecond
Even Sheldon’s more threatening to me than your wreck of a weapon
Tried to Vexus but your over-Xel-ously ended up deceptive
Wanting to gain my rap skills? That’s no reason to Kickstart a fight!
It’s clear you were screwed loose from the start - under black or greenlight
Go Cryosphere me a river and short circuit! No money back
At any AcXelerate you know i’m a-head on this track
I can’t ig-Nora Raggedy Android - who’s mascot of a Brand… ish
I’m Calling out your stolen Comcept repackaged as Mega Man’s kin
Bringing the cam-pain to a foe Mezmer-izing and fueling fake fans
It’s a Sibling Tsunami when I leave SANDA in my Wake, man!
                                              
Mighty No. 9:
 
I’ll leave you crying like it’s prom night - lest you use Sheldon to show off
He’s stooped so low that my foe is now a MILF As A Teenage Robot
You can proceed with Call Hating but we’re with CherryDyn, on top!
At least I actually made money! You were a commercial flop
You’re in need of a Hostile Makeover (Ha!) Better Tuck and cover
When you’re dismantled, your ReXelection would be quite the Cluster
I’d say this Monkey ain't so Wise despite her use of the Trinity
Prepare for a Future Shock because it would take years to finish me            
The strength of a million men seems hidden in this XJW
Your followers seem to love screening your chest - like your mother’s news
You walk among your League Of Legends as Robot Boy’s Krust-y Cousin
Nick nicked you of you show and Nick Yu nicked you of your win

XJ-9:

You got thousands of people to fund a game that is lifeless
But thinking you could beat me as a stretch goal is priceless
I squash bugs your game is riddled with! Surpassed by your labrats!
You’ll have nothing to show and tell when I take you for Masterclass!

Mighty No. 9:

You Are The Robot - thus you lack humane behaviour
But you should be avid in my philosophy: it’s a no-brainer!
Their Neighbour Was A cool Teenage Robot - before the redesign
Now a Silver Shell of her former self - Megaman X-J-9

Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Kustom

NEXT BATTLE: Doritos (ft. Leannaire)

XJ-9 vs Mighty No. 9 - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

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CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

______________________________________________________________________
Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

This is the original audio of Ditto vs Mimikyu with Justin as Ditto and the announcer. Please listen to the official version here:
https://soundcloud.com/pokemon-rap-battles/ditto-vs-mimikyu-epic-rap-battles-of-pokemon-20

[OLD AUDIO] Mimikyu vs Ditto

UnamusedDetective as Froslass
Mancha as Chandelure

Froslass:
I feel an Ominous Wind that’s not catching my frost draft
It seems these Polar opposites have finally crossed paths
About time you paid the Pryce for your murderous hot wrath
Hope you don’t froth and burn up at the sight of a Froslass!
I bet you wish your rhymes emitted such a bright shine
It doesn’t take degrees to make a Bose-Einstein
How exactly are victims supposed to Bond with their Destiny
If when trying to hold a candle, they get the death penalty?
All Hail to the belle who is Cloaked in the Snow mist
No way I’ll be bested by the ghost who has no fists!
Freeze where you’re flowing, pipes belong on snowmen
And I’ll leave you more broken than you are in Pokken!

Chandelure: 
Looks like a touchy dead woman could use some rekindling
It seems that Frozone is jealous of her Mega sibling
RU kidding me right now? Spikes are what makes you special?
You could get to the Snow-point if you just used your Temple
Try to spit Will-O-Wisp but your verse was not lit
Upon closer inspection - you’ll get burnt to a crisp
If I used Pain Split it would just heal you a bit
Because I’ve taken the offense while you haven't done shit!
Froslass is in last! I spit Inferno on the track!
You don’t know Jack Frost when it comes to lighting up this match! 
Warming up the earth more than generation five’s fodder
This lass can’t handle the heat even though the kitchen’s hotter

Froslass:
You’re treading on thin ice there.. Let me break it
I spit roasts to leave your Rawst Berry Incinerated
This ghost’s Lampspent after trying to stay cool
You’ll get extinguished by something as shallow as your movepool
I’m not letting my guard down due to a Chandelier
With his ability managed to infiltrate a lower tier
This kitchen fixture’s tricks have a ceiling you can’t hit
I’d tell you to hang yourself but it seems you beat me to it

Chandelure:
I can Sia are trying to swing with the Chandelier
This Sno-Runt’s facade fails without a Dawn Stone near
I’m known to cause fear, you’re only good for Powder Snow
And unlike your Avalanche, I’ve actually got flow
I’m spitting an Overheat felt through player’s screens
So i’m not threatened by a Blizzard from this Dairy Queen
I’ve been evaluating how much life force you’ll provide
There’s not much left for me - you’re already empty inside

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Froslass vs Chandelure. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #4

Mathew Swift as Bugs Bunny and Announcer
Fle as Woody Woodpecker

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what’s up, doc? Allow me to be Ms. Mean-y
Road-run out of this battle and take that left at Albuquerque
This bunny’s going Back in Action to obtain my second victory
You’re talentless! But, when I sing, it’s a real Merrie Melody!
Universally adored! You’re behind me, in the dust
Face the music, you’re outdated. Nothing more to be discussed
I’m legendary! People always Tuned out your Looney Toons
So I’ll add you to the crew of your own Ship of Ghouls!

Woody Woodpecker:
Knock Knock, guess who? Woody Woodpecker buddy! 
I got the pecks to reduce you to a Bug, Bunny! 
You’re Lola-loco to think ya could get her’ 
She’d turn to someone better; and hop on my woodpecker 
Ya’ diagnosis is this roastin’- that’s what’s up, doc! 
And I could barely bare the hare on the cereal box 
It’s Wabbit season, Bugs! Don’t think I would forget
So ravage underground, ‘cause I’ve got a bone to Peck!

Bugs Bunny:
Of course you realise… this means war!
You tried to peck off more bark than you could hope for
Steal spotlights from pandas? You can't win on your own
I’ll surpass you and Daffy; two birds, one microphone 
Mista, I’m the slickest trickster who's ever dissed ya
You’re history, forgotten, and no one’s ever missed ya
Eh, I’ll give you a punchline since you’re already a joke 
Now that I’ve fried this chicken,

Porky Pig:
Tha-tha-that's all folks!

Woody Woodpecker:
You may have collected respect and the company’s money
it doesn't take a genius to know that this bunny’s unfunny
I’m more raw than carrots- you should stick to ya pranks
I’m dropping rap bombs, while you’re shooting Blancs
You’ll fall with a Fudd as I hunt you on this track
You made this battle a drag, but hey, you're a queen of that
Stuck in another jam, you'll be left spaced out
But it's no surprise when you take 2nd place to a mouse

Written by Matthew Thomas, Fle, R, Legion, WonderPikachu

Bugs Bunny vs Woody Woodpecker. CMRB

im the coolest meme-meister in the USA

Mancha as Poochie
Boris as Parappa the Rapper

Poochie:

The name’s Poochie D, and i’ve got something to say
The Cool-est dudemeister leaves you neutered and spayed
I’ll make ya cry when I cut up Master Onion
Colonel Noodle here can’t do nothing by kickin’ and punchin’
U RAPPIN’ AWFUL when compared to the Simpsons
Your father messed up when he invented this shrimp son
I put a spin on my cartoon much like a vinyl
Lammy shows that your maker learned to always recycle!

Parappa:

Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind!
If you wanna test me, i’m sure you’ll find
I’m alright, go back to sittin’ in the car
While I make like the Simpsons and drop the bar
You’ve made it! I’m spittin’ a Fireworks Factory
Your measly one Stage was unsatisfactory
So head to your planet that needs you, they’re brainless
No need to smell me later when inhabiting Uranus!


Poochie:

Chill out, hot dog, and take it on the Joe Chin
Cut it out! Like your in-game appearance, your flow’s thin
It’s hard to Fleaswallow you think you’re better, mutt
You gotta believe that I just kicked your butt

Parappa:

Throwing some cel shade sends you straight to the vet
I’m set with Sunny, but for you, the sun’s set
You’ve got a bad rap, and here you haven’t been redeemed
Killed the mic like your character: 2D EXTREME!

Cover Art by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Boris
Prod. by Marsad Men

NEXT BATTLE: Wait like an hour (ft. garbageGothic)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (Gonna make this a thing now)

-This was the second AvA I ever wrote. It was written for this series unlike Peridot vs Flats, but it was made while the name of the series was still "Cartoons vs Anything".

-I did credit him properly above, but I want to give a special shoutout to Boris who was incredibly helpful with the making of this battle. He suggested additions for Parappa that I hadn't thought of, he mixed the battle (this is the first AvA that Skeep didn't mix) and he is editing Parappa's parts. Thanks man, couldn't have done it without you.

-For a brief point of time, this beat (Mary Pt. 2 by Marsad Men, if anyone is wondering) was my all time favourite beat and I am really excited that I got to use it.

-Mancha re-recorded Poochie last minute which is why this battle came out today instead of yesterday.

PREVIOUS HINT EXPLANATION:
"It's not my fault your game is terrible, i'll abuse this!"

Pretty obvious, it's a direct rip of one of Poochie's lines from CMRB's Itchy and Scratchy vs Tom and Jerry but replacing "show" with "game" because Parappa is a game

Poochie vs PaRappa the Rapper - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

woa that was fast

Eddie as Mickey Mouse
garbageGothic as PIkachu

Mickey Mouse:

Oh boy! A Mimikyu is finna lose who can’t be dubbed Mouse
Mickey’s primed to spit a Diss-ney and escalate to a Club-house!
You might spit fire like Ho-Oh, like Johto with Gold flow
But i’m already turned to Ash, my films never get old, no!
We aren’t cos-playing around with your fashion, guy
Couldn’t cure your dead series with a Max Revive
It shouldn’t come down to a measly app deciding
If your cash can keep your rehash alive
You only land subtle jabs when you try to Pokeball
When I drop the gloves with these hands - Gotta Catch Em All!


Pikachu:


What a shocker! You’re Plane Crazy and this phony’s gonna crash
Try to step up with Walt’s? At least my owner likes me more than cash
When we don’t see eye to eye - Pikachurin for more than Leers
I will direct my current flow front and center into your ears!
I’m used to taking names in a Pokerap
Fighting me is amiss - call it Focus Blast
After 20 years, you gon need a Potion fast
Pokemon’s taken over - your whole trope has passed
You blow off some Steamboat Willie as soon as Pikachu wants to fight
But a wild Oswald thief appears to still be black and white

Mickey Mouse:

Children start with a blank Pallet - my charm is what they inherit
Your animal cruelty is in bad taste to children and parents
Think of yourself as ambi-Dex-trous with your anime and games?
You stole from me so much that they should nickname you Jesse and James
You want to ketchup with this hot dog? Let me give you The Pointer
Disney’s Landed a legacy lacking your trailer spoilers
Your franchise relies on multiple di-versions  with a “brand new” guise
But it will make a difference when people stop buying your pair o’ lies (paralyze)

Pikachu:

Sticks and stones may make my bones stronger as a solution
But this stoner should’ve learned the theory of evolution
For Pete’s sake! In this Melee you’re comparable to Pichu
Mice are attracted to cheesiness so I chews you!
With my enticing device I prove lightning strikes more than twice
When this Baller shines Light into your eyes, There will be four blind mice!
Go toe to Indigo Plateau with me? You’re out of my League in rap
So you best knock on Oak’s door and apply as a lab rat!

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Beatg33kz

NEXT BATTLE: Elementary (ft. Legion & Allymations)

Mickey Mouse vs Pikachu - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

Scarecrow: WoodenHornets
Mysterio: Stofferex

Scarecrow:
Can't work your mundane effects when the mic is what I’m rockin’
You're at my Beck and call, Quentin, when I drop rhymes like fear toxin
You're in for A Long Halloween, I'll be turning you into a Crimson Mist!
Hell, you're barely sinister, I bring torture to all amidst
You're better off the stage, so go back to behind the scenes
With a costume that popped up straight from MTV
Using smoke and mirrors? Cheapest fear tactic of all!
To stop this Crystal Ball? I’ll give Valentino a call!
My schemes are sinister, where you must just be crazy
‘Cause the fact a walking fishbowl challenged Spider-Man’s amazing!
Your illusion of victory’ll be your biggest humiliation,
So know that when this is over, you’ll meet… your oblivion

Mysterio (1:01):
Having thoughts of winning? My hypnosis has you dreaming
I'm bringing rain on this Scarecrow gassed higher than the ceiling
I have no phobia of those things on your fingers. There's no “clause”
I’ve seen smarter and spookier scarecrows in the land of Oz!
There is no foretelling what Mysterio will bring
As I’m gonna steal this rap like Luthor did to your ring
But why would Sinestro want to choose this strawed slacker
Whose visions are less scary than the ones on Fear Factor?
Head back to your infamy, I’ll always be remembered
Wouldn’t want to leave this Jack’o Spitting crap December’d!
For you’ll always be outshadowed when it comes to villainy
You'll be forgotten like your role in The Dark Knight Trilogy

Scarecrow:
I tore Gotham apart and left the city in shambles
While reboots left you scrapped with your role from Bruce Campbell
I’m deadly enough to be in the The Legion of Doom
while your only superpowers have the same effect as shrooms
Too bad you weren’t smart enough to psyche out your opponent,
And acting out your brain-dead suicide was your most batty moment!
Now I've flipped the tables on you, a dramatic reversion
You know you’re lame when a LEGO is your most popular version

Mysterio:
Your name fits, ‘cause you’ve surely got a stick up your ass
Despite all your crowing on, all the gas you spit is crass
With all that chemical exposition, your whole life went to shit
And then to shut you up, someone put a yellow ring on it
Not even your own family cares about you, Doctor Crane
Maybe you’d know more emotions, if only you had a brain
While your gimmicks have a cost, the pain I’ve caused is priceless
Leave you like a real scarecrow - In a field, lifeless

Written by: Seth W, FoolMeNever, Dragonsblood23, Nick Sucks at Games, Ryan Tillotson, Iamthelegion

Scarecrow VS Mysterio - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 6

Hellboy: Titanium2108
Ghost Rider: MultiSuperVids

Hellboy:
I’m on the case to put skullface in his place
I didn’t realize you were still alive, I was expecting Reyes 
With that ugly mug? No one's gonna stare into your eyes
With the hand of Doom I wield, you’ve no chance to survive
My samaritans will show up, united we’ll confront this
Further vigilante whose murders just promote Injustice
Hate to Whip-crack it to ya, you're a useless numb-skull
You’re not worth my time, end this kid with two from my pistol

Ghost Rider:
Un Rama! The day of judgement is upon you, scum!
Your films? Forgettable. Your comics? Ineligible. Come get some.
I’m sorry to say that you missed me with your weeb fronting
Even with a penance stare, I did “Nazi” that coming
While I’m burning through sin, I can tell what your night is
Judging by how in handiness you’re so lopsided
Johnny’s 4/20 Blazing, you ain’t a Ghost of this Rider
Just another demonspawn engulfed in my hellfire!
 
*Hellboy puts out his cigar, lights it on Ghost Rider*

Hellboy:
Thanks for the light, is that the only real burn you’re shilling?
With lines so warped, no wonder the Avengers saw you as a villain
Now Johnny B. Good better back up till he Ketches his backup
When a royal king hits ya, even your sister won’t get you back up
Your dealings meant nothing when they came from Lucifer
I'm getting a third film, you're getting busted by the Punisher
Cuz, after this fight kid, your reputation's desecrated
Ruin you in this firefight, like opening a Cage did

Ghost Rider:
Let’s see if the Perlman can still stick in character
When my chains fracture his frail Excalibur
Not accepted as a child, nothing but an outsider
I’ll take your wife, Liz, she’ll be another ghost rider
Covered in fire, yet you still attempt to roast me?
You approach me, you mostly, will end up ghostly
Fire and brimstone leads to chargrilled bones, sadly
Because I'll send a Hellspawn back to his daddy

Spawn: (Different Beat)
Burn in Hell, demon kid, and it seems rider’s boned
Before this Monster in the Bubble puts you in the Dead Zone
Antiheroes? Please, I’ve seen greater nobility from Violator
Now you're just a Hero for Hire, no need to be Frank, Ryder
Leetha provides me with whatever I need to slaughter demons
This Ex-Force Recon is forcing retcons on these heathens
This red dead dread should tread lightly down this path
Or like the devil and God’s existence, I’ll banish your ass
Your raps have pissed me off, now I’ll show you an Endgame
With mutation I’m making your reputations a shame
Manipulate dimensions and stick you both in a tomb
When Hellboy’s done having fun with his right hand of doom
Ended gods and monsters, and many more that I’ve claimed
So I won't Terry in the affairs of those who I would’ve maimed
You could try your hardest but I’d just undergo a resurrection 
As far as I’m concerned, Scorpion’s a cleaned skull for my collection

Spawn: Stofferex

Written by: Written by Seth W, R the Writer, thelegion, DeanFalcon, TV rap battles, Dani Frias, Redkirby101ishere, Honeycombs 96, NSAGAJIWB

Hellboy VS Ghost Rider - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 7

December 1st, video release.

SkeepTieel as Rick and Morty
MultiSuperVids as Mr. Peabody
IcerM as Sherman

Rick: 
Think you’ve got the balls to face me, Snuffles? Oh, wait, shit
It’s the IQ of Jerry, flatter than his show on Netflix 
How tragic for us to witness your Ricksy family Business
But I’m vicious, you’re a bitch, Pup, and that makes all the difference

Morty:
I don’t know ‘bout this, Rick, 
Rick:
M-Morty don’t forget 
Their movie was produced by the same losers who milked-dry Shrek 
Morty:
Well, I’ll go on a Gazorpazorp-field day with my rhymes
Against a dad whose parenting is somehow worse than mine

Peabody:
Follow along, Sherman. Are you ready for some learnin’?
Getting’ Schfifty verse’ a nervous wreck and pedophilic vermin
Your raps are cheap- not even worth a single schmeckel, see?
Sherman: Huhh? Peabody: Well, It’s a Penny in a different currency 
Sherman:
I go underground! France, Rome, I’ve seen it all
Your show’s one half Bull, and the other half Winkle
I won’t take affliction from these Marty and Doc rejections
Pocket Morty and add him to my mineral collection

Rick:
Out of the way, Morty, Hector wish he’d never stepped to Rick 
Beat the Red Grin Grumble of rapping; I don’t expect you to “get it”
If you’re so smart Doctor Who; here’s something to teach your turd 
You can’t slap a couple words in two and hope it’s a good verse

Peabody:
Sherman, observe; this Puppy Prodigy’s rocking beats 
Throw you a bone, but I’m more sophisticated than dog treats
Kick a prepubescent ass through what you call ‘Jessica’s feet’
Boxing purposeless butter servers back with the Meeseeks

Rick:
Benjamin Frank-ly, ‘I don’t give a fuck what you think’
Morty:
You Blitz and Chips shits better had a Life Well Lived
These guys are real farts, Rick
Rick:
But it’s hardly gold they’re shittin’
We’re purging these losers Morty, 
Morty:
it’s our space dust they’ve bitten
You’re going downwards, dog, cause, soon for you’ll see 
Rick:
That your future’s as Improbable as your History
M-Morty, tell crackhead Chucky he’s a novelty plumbus
Morty:
Of all the Moon Men we’d say Bye to, 
Both:
you sure are the dumbest

Peabody:
I’m a pioneer; you’re a criminal, 
Sherman:
you’re done, there’s no WABAC
Just a petty terrorist
Peabody:
Who ironically blows at rap
Sherman:
Ooh! Mr. Peabody, is that due to the fact
That though we’ve blown this twisted wacko he’s kept his body intact?
Peabody:
Yes! Good boy Sherman, it’s a second suicide attempt
This “scientist”’s smartest decision made from his Unkempt head
For exceedingly poor verses, both of yours takes the cake
Let me bury the hatchet and let your corpses take your place

Written by Legion, Skeep, Fel and other people idk

Rick and Morty vs Mr. Peabody and Sherman - Rap Battle #1

New series! Finally, a good Bill vs Sans battle, am I right?

Sans
This will be quite an Undertale to tell
When my raps send you to be BURNING IN HELL
I’ve got a bone to pick, and you’ve got a bad time
And when I listen to your verse I’ll know you’ll have a bad rhyme
Only one course of action with a spur jingle jangled
Three letters back and change you to a DIE-angle
Papyrus! “NYEH” Tell him how we take punks on
Why’s Bill dying? Cuz he just got dunked on!

Bill Cipher
I am the main antagonist of Gravity Falls!
So get down on your knees and suck this mall’s balls
You have osteoporosis because you’re living in a basement
Too bad it’s not mesothelioma, you could have gotten compensation
OOH, spit burns, I’m a lyrical triangle
Sexy, deranged, mean scare, stand tall!
I’ve seen your cock so much I’m going to hell
Well you’ll keep Dipper company in taco bell
The name’s Bill, to the Cipher, not Harmonia Gropius
You having skills? Bitch, that’s erroneous
Burn down your house so that you’re homeless
I never thought I’d see a skeleton who’s BONELESS

Ness
This Doritos Locos Taco isn’t Cool Ranch
Dude, I’ve seen better squares in Geometry Dash
I got it, OKAY, when I leave a chip Barbecue
Even Clinton’s a better Bill than you!
Cuz I’m on guard, Illumi-thotty patrol!
Though I’m young, my balls dropped 10 years ago
Spit a verbal PK Fire to prove I’m the best
Ho, you’re flatter than my girlfriend’s chest!

Bill Cipher
Oh, little boy, lookin pretty Game Queer-y
Gonna cry for your Mother when your eyes get teary?
It’s getting pretty weird, so get ready for the twist
I am yellow because I’m really pissed!
Get ready for some math cuz of my sides 3
What is X if your momma equals Z?
It’s Ness-ecary to leave my victory affirmed
Illuminati winning CONFIRMED


Mancha as Sans and Bill Cipher
VinnyO as Ness
Beat by Kustom

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Bill Cipher vs Sans. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #1

SkeepTieel as Satoshi Hojo and Satoshi Mochida
Blank Chara as Yuka Mochida
Savannah as Satoko Hojo

Satoshi and Yuka:
It seems a predictable novel mystery’s gone awry
Let’s start by concluding cursed killers only concede When They Cry
Living in a little village of faux gods and phony onis
Pushing friends under the bridge cause you’re crazed from being lonely
Your School Days are numbered; mystery horror you’re just Another
I heard that girl really likes her nii-nii… Oh really? Oh brother...
We'll smash your face into a pulp, like fate, waiting for doom
Spitting hotter than if I were to set fire to your room
I won't need to make a fake prophet to make you two be fearing me
You're both as sink and swim as a swamped alien conspiracy
Kick the buckets of these maggots until their cries sound like singing
So if history does repeat itself then you better start swinging!

Satoshi and Satoko: 
Man, that was rough… meh, I’ve seen sharper in ohagi
Lets batter em up real good and show them a real Corpse Party
You should’ve thought twice! Counted more: this ain’t the soy you bargained for
We won't Hanyuu an escape -and it’s more than just a blocked door!
It’s not the gore crossing the line, but -hmm… how should I put it?
You and your nii-nii’s special bathtime should remain Missing Footage!
Best not miss your footing down those creaky old wooden stairs
Cause you’ll find yourself tumbling down Shion’s underground lair
It’s only fair! There must be sacrifice for each death from this cursing
Drifting cotton not just in the teddy nii-nii tried reserving
Ain’t just a case of deja vu when your lines are stuck in a time loop
It’s time for a clubbing; the punishment game? Ooo! Bat-su!

Satoshi and Yuka:
Make no mistake; I’m assured we’ll drag you down to hell
Both we and Shion think the Hojo’s flow’s gone down the well
Who knew a piece of paper could cast a more threatening spell?
But oh well! The ringing bell’s the end, but what’s that meaty smell?
Oh, it’s your creepy harem! But you’re dead and Keiichi fills your place
What’s a bat to the head to a pair of scissors in your face?
Shinozaki outdid Sono, now three dead kids want to play
In any case I know the preferred thing you do is run away

Satoshi and Satoko:
Ironic losing arms is the consequence of your handing (ah-hahah)        
Naomi’s got the hots for you but how’s that left Seiko hanging?
Act your age you flat brat, I'm a masterful trap artist
We’ll add the incestous to the spirited away, departed
These aren't visions of a past world, -you’re really just a dreamer
Completely lost me at your Blood Drive like it's your friend’s anemia
We’ll begin from the start; a new story; a page to tear anew
Rebirthed, so here’s one for good luck: Sachiko we beg of you!

Beat produced by Allrounda
Written by SkeepTieel

Satoshi and Satoko Hojo  vs Satoshi and Yuka Mochida - Rap Battle #2

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

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Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

Lyrics (credits inside):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SHd9Fxfb0L-hOO3sVAwADkxiawB9QC8WVDYqpyldTAM/edit

Thanks for a great Season 1!!!

Poochie vs PaRappa the Rapper - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

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