Eden's Slutz's first dive into country music. A song about the trials and tribulations of womanhood.
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LYRICS:

Gee won't you look at that?
My pants are covered in red crap.
My Aunt flow is now in town
I'm seeing red when I look down.
Excuse me for bein' rude.
But I'm now in a crappy mood.
So ain't that just too bad?
I gotta buy a maxi pad.

It's not fair that boys don't have to go through this.
Why is Mother Nature such an unfair bitch?

My pants are covered in red blood
Look I just started my Period.
Can I please borrow a tampon?
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol,
These cramps won't stop hurting at all.
I gotta clean it with soap suds
My pants are smothered in red crud.

Screw Mother Nature's curse
Now you need maxies in your purse.
Womanhood really sucks
Your hooha has the worst of luck
Bleeding from your vajay
'Specially when it's a heavy day.
Blood all over the place
Red in your pants and on your face.

It's not fair that boys don't have to go through this.
Why is Mother Nature such an unfair bitch?

My pants are covered in red blood
Look I just started my period
Can I please borrow a tampon?
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol
These cramps won't stop hurting at all
I gotta clean it with soap suds
My pants are smothered in red crud.

Tampons just plug bloody holes
Just got a visit from Aunt Flow
It's that time of month again, don't you know.
(Oh oh)
Tampons just plug bloody holes
Got another visit from Aunt Flow
The crimson tide has hit the shore.
(Forever more)

My pants are covered in red blood
Look, I just started my period.
Can I please borrow a tampon?
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol
These cramps won't stop hurting at all.
I gotta clean it with soap suds
My pants are smothered in red crud.

My pants are covered in Red Blood 
(Ooh Red Blood)
Look, I started my period.
(My period)
Can I please borrow a tampon
(I need a tampon)
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol
(Ooh yeah yeah)
These cramps won't stop hurting at all
(No it won't stop now)
I gotta clean it with soap suds
(I need some Midol)
My pants are smothered in red crud.

It's not fair that boys don't have to go through this.
Why is Mother Nature such an unfair bitch?


Red Blood (Country Version)

"Lovin' Oven" is the first single off our album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz, a yummy, sweet, fun and fluffy bubblegum pop track, featuring cheerleading chants and synth vibes. We think it's out tastiest song ever, you'll wanna eat it all up and leave no crumbs.
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LYRICS:

LOVIN' OVEN

My cookie cookie cookie
Needs some nookie nookie nookie

Won't you stir my batter?
Brown or white it don't matter
Pour it on my platter
Hope it doesn't splatter
Pastry's ready to be stuffed
Prue Leith won't get enough

My cupcake is nice and hot
Won't you give it a shot?
Take a bite of my goods
Just like Paul Hollywood
Taste it and give it a go
Better than the Baking Show

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie

Grab a slice of my cake
Don't be shy for God's sake
Eat more than you can take
Took Mom nine months to bake
Invite all of your friends
So good they'll want seconds

Get a slice of my pie
It might squirt in your eye
Hope it won't stain your shirt
It's a juicy moist dessert
I used prime flour in this feast
Hope there's not too much yeast

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie

Good French patisserie
Ain't got nothing on me
I'll sample your eclair
If it's messy I don't care
Filled with Cream makes fat girl's scream
It is a foodie's wet dream

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie

Lovin' Oven

Lovin' Oven (Single Mix)

"Pimp & Ho" by Eden's Slutz showcases two different sidea of Eden's Slutz. Side A is called "Pimp" and features R&B and Hip Hop inspired tracks while Side B, called "Ho" feature's a bubblegum pop sound.

Pimp & Ho (Remastered)

Menage a Trois (Hip Hop Mix)

Ménage à Trois (Hip Hop Mix)

When your girlfriend isn't very good at it, why not hire her gay friend?
"Joe Job" song is taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz!

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT CONTENT
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"About your head, I have some complaints"

Girl, how is your head?
It's not very good
You haven't been sucking 
The way that you could.
Let's hire your friend Joe 
To show you how you should.
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
Joe's sucked off everyone
Knows how to get it done
Always swallows the cum.
Joe is such a cum slut
He guzzles every single nut

You should take some tips from joe
He's a pro at suck and blow

Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No homo"
All the bros just go to Joe
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)

Men know what guys like
Gonna stop by on my bike
Gonna hire a gay man
He'll do it better than you can
Get a pen and take notes
On how two slide it down your throat.
Give it a wet coat
Then sink it down like a boat.

Girl, it's not your fault you don't have one
Let your gay friend show you how it's done.

I'm in love with Joe
He's knows how to blow
He's a blow job pro
Knows how to suck off a bro.
He's where you should go
So that he can show
You what you need to know
On how to suck off a bro

Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No homo"
All the bros just go to Joe
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)

Egads, do not be mad
Your head game is kinda bad
Joe's the best head I've ever had
Also sucked my best friend Chad
Tell your Grandpa and your Dad
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
Let your brother know about Joe
Joe would be head of the class
In a head giving class.
Starts slow but finishes fast

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)

Don't worry girl
I'm not a Homosexual
I'm just a "Joe sexual"
He knows how to please a man
Better than a woman can!

I'm in love with Joe
He's knows how to blow
He's a blow job pro
Knows how to suck off a bro
Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No Homo"
All the bros just go to Joe

He's where you should go
So that he can show
You what you need to know
On how to suck off a bro
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)

"Wait no, don't leave!"
"Oh well. I guess I'll have to go to Joe's again."

Male Popstitution

Joe Job

Joe Job (Explicit)

"(F*ck You) 'Til You Can't Walk" is our debut single. This naughty song is taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz! Featuring raunchy lyrics about a rough and wild night.

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT CONTENT
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LYRICS:

Gonna fuck you tonight
Gonna bang you right
Gonna ram you really fast
Gonna tear up your ass
I know you like it rough
Treat you like my little slut
Gonna pound that sexy butt
Until you have had enough

A ride on my stick
Will make you motion sick
Gonna tear up your insides
After my wild cock ride

Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk
Gonna ram you with my big cock
I know how to make the bed rock
Gonna shake it like an aftershock
Your body will go onto shock
You won't be able to talk
Gonna pound you like an alarm clock
Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk

Spending the night with me
Will make you nonambulatory 
Gonna ruin your mobility
After just one night with me

I know you're horny for this
Gonna bang you like my little bitch
I know your hole is nice and tight
But won't be by the end of the night
Need a man who can do you right
Pound you with all of his might
Promise that I won't go light
Tonight I won't be polite

A ride on my stick
Will make you motion sick
Gonna tear up your insides
After my wild cock ride

Gonna fuck you with my big dick
Gonna ram you fast and quick
I know just how you like it
So won't you ride my joy stick?
Your body will go onto shock
You won't be able to talk
Gonna pound you like an alarm clock
Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk

Spending the night with me
Will make you nonambulatory 
Gonna ruin your mobility
After just one night with me
Gonna need a wheelchair
After I stick it in their
Sustaining pelvic injuries
After just one night with me

I know you like it rough
Gonna stuff you up
Treat you like my little slut
Until you've had enough

Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk
Gonna ram you with my big cock
I know how to make the bed rock
Gonna shake it like an aftershock
Gonna fuck you with my big dick
Gonna ram you fast and quick
I know just how you like it
So won't you fiddle my joy stick?

Your body will go onto shock (Into shock!)
You won't be able to talk (Can't talk!)
Gonna pound u like an alarm clock (Alarm clock!)
Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk (Can't walk!)

Spending the night with me
Will make you nonambulatory 
Gonna ruin your mobility
After just one night with me
Gonna need a wheelchair
After I stick it in there
Sustaining pelvic injuries
After just one night with me

Won't you just take it from me?
You are going to need
Physical therapy
After just one night with me

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ANALYSIS:

The lyrics to "'Til You can't Walk" depict a raw and explicit encounter between two individuals, emphasizing a dominant and aggressive sexual relationship. The narrator expresses a desire to push boundaries and explore physical pleasure to the extreme, suggesting a sense of urgency and intensity. The emotions conveyed range from lust and desire to a sense of power and control. The imagery used is graphic and provocative, aiming to evoke strong reactions and highlight the thrill of uninhibited passion. Overall, the song captures a wild and reckless night filled with fervent energy and a disregard for restraint.

'Til You Can't Walk

"Pants Down" is a single off our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz, a song about peeing freely.

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT CONTENT
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LYRICS:

[Chorus]
Don't matter what you say about me
I gotta pee when I gotta pee 
Time to pull my pants down
Next to a tree or on the ground.
It don't matter who sees
This here be an emergency
It's time to pull my pants down
And take a tinkle on the ground

[Austin]
Walk into the club doing the potty dance
Gotta take a piss about to pee in my pants 
At the men's room there's a gigantic line
Ain't that just a crime?

[Justin]
Got a trick to show you when you're in doubt
Pull down your pants and whip your penis out

[Chorus]
Don't matter what you say about me
I gotta pee when I gotta pee 
Time to pull my pants down
Next to a tree or on the ground
It don't matter who sees
This here be an emergency
It's time to pull my pants down
And take a tinkle on the ground

[Justin]
Got escorted outside by two enormous guys
Told me to get out, what I did just wasn't right
Didn't care as pee was splashing everywhere 
All around the ground

Got a trick to show you when you're in doubt
Piss on their shoes or even in their mouth

[Chorus]
Don't matter what you say about me
I gotta pee when I gotta pee 
Time to pull my pants down
Next to a tree or on the ground
It don't matter who sees
This here be an emergency
It's time to pull my pants down
And take a tinkle on the ground

Pull my pants down
(Don't pee on me, don't pee on me)
Pull my pants down
(Don't pee on me, don't pee on me)
It's time to pull my pants down
(Don't pee on me, don't pee on me)
It's time to pull my pants down
And take a piss on the ground

Don't care if you need to use the potty
Go ahead and pee yourself
(Go ahead and pee yourself)
I'm really busy in here can't you see
Find a bathroom somewhere else
(Find a bathroom somewhere else)
Find a bathroom somewhere else!

Don't matter what you say about me
I gotta pee when I gotta pee 
Time to pull my pants down
Next to a tree or on the ground
Don't matter who sees
This here be an emergency
It's time to pull my pants down
And take a tinkle on the ground

[Chorus]
Don't matter what you say about me
I gotta pee when I gotta pee 
Time to pull my pants down
Next to a tree or on the ground
Don't matter who sees
This here be an emergency
It's time to pull my pants down
And take a tinkle on the ground

[Austin]
Skanky Broz in the house
Drop your body to the ground
Shake your booty to the sound
Everybody pull your pants down
Uh, yeah what?
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Pants Down

'Til You Can't Walk (Aftershock Remix)

"'Til You Can't Walk" is the debut single from us, Skanky Broz. This is a remix to our song, a smooth R&B jam.

'Til You Can't Walk (R&B Ballad Mix)

"Hooking In Amsterdam" is a single from the album "Slutopia", by us, Eden's Slutz. This song is about an expat in Amsterdam who spent all her money on marajuana and decides to resort to legal prostitution to earn her way home.

Featuring the b-side "Slutopia".

Hooking In Amsterdam

Hooking In Amsterdam (Red Light Mix)

Poème (un peu remanié) de Maurice Rollinat 

La fille aux pieds nus.

Près du champ planté de colzas,
D’amanites et d’agaves,
Fredonnant un air grave,
Je passais comme tu passas.
Toi la fille aux pieds nus, qui braves
L’herbe humide et le bord des gaves.

Tu gambadais parmi les labours, 
En soufflant dans  ton biniou,
Et tu chantais l’amour fou
Que content les troubadours.
Toi la fille aux pieds nus, qui braves
L’herbe humide et le bord des gaves.

Longtemps avec moi tu causas,
Par ce matin des plus suaves,
Dans le champ planté de colzas,
De canne à sucre et d’agaves.
Et si bien tu m’apprivoisas,
Toi la fille aux pieds nus, qui braves
L’herbe humide et le bord des gaves,
Qu’en souriant tu me troussas
Dans le champ planté de colzas !


Bossa & Poésie - La fille aux pieds nus

"Strip It Low" is a special single from us, Eden's Slutz, a special anthem to women who work hard and do what they gotta do to make end's meet...

Strip it Low (Exotic Mix)

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get Eden's Slutz!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a throwback to bubblegum pop girl groups from the 90's and Y2K. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began back in 2016, when our "manager", Madame Eden Slutz, opened her brothel and escorting service outside of Las Vegas, called "Eden's Slutz". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut"
-Giselle: "Picante Slut"
-Janelle: "Sakura Slut"
-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut"
-Raquel: "Red Headed Slut"

Like what you hear? Feel free to "like", comment, repost and follow us.

Watch and listen to more music by Eden's Slutz on Youtube:
https://youtube.com/channel/UCBf0LH0bPFhZFiDj8YYm_gw?si=uWzmhpZtg4ke4mBt

PARENTAL ADVISORY WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT

Check out our brothers, "Skanky Broz" on their official Soundcloud page:
https://on.soundcloud.com/4HCjghGTxtBNZMbY9

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