This is the beat I made for ERBParodies Cole Phelps vs Vault Boy sequel!

Download the battle on SoundCloud: 
https://soundcloud.com/epic-rap-battle-parodies/vault-boy-vs-cole-phelps-2

Watch the battle here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTFl4T-uBKA

The instrumental is also on Youtube: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5diTkrm7tI

Facebook page right here:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/EDXBeatsOfficial/643862228962063

Cole Phelps vs Vault Boy 2 Instrumental

The Creepy Pasta Battle Royale.

Cast:
Justin Buckner - Slender Man 
RLYoshi - Jeff the Killer
Nathan Provost - Hoody
Froggy - Masky
LazySundayPaper - Eyeless Jack
WoodenHornets - Smile Dog
Kyenza - SCP-173
DarkLink4749 - BEN
RLYoshi - MissingNO
VideoGameRapBattles - Zalgo


EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
SLENDER MAN
VERSUS
JEFF THE KILLER 
BEGIN!

Slender Man:
Prepare for "The Arrival" of the faceless king of horror
I'll knock you harder then when you fell on the bathroom floor
You're just a prepubescent child who has no meaning of fright
I scare all who happen to spot me in the night
Nothing can match my length, I spit deminishing and dark
I've got swarms of arms coming at you, prepared to leave a mark
Emo hair and white hoodie? No class to be found
Were your talents scarred as well? Because your rhymes are profound!

Jeff the Killer:
You're a pedophile, chasing little kids through town.
Legend says you kill, but I'm the best killer around.
What's with those tentacles? You're like a living hentai
A photobomb whose only popularity comes from PewDiePie
You're known from fake document, just look at Marble Hornets.
Driving people crazy, no wonder you've never had a duet.
You may be called a man, but I'm more killer than you.
As for your face; I'll bleach it, ignite it, and give it a redo.

Slender Man:
They call me Slender Man because I get all them bitches
See, I'm a man, you're a kid who can't write any disses
You're rip off of Dahmer, and he's more effective.
You ass got burnt, bitch, you're literally defective
How the hell are you considered scary? Your balls haven't dropped
And the most action you've ever had was at a bus stop
I don't need to try against you, you wouldn't last in my maze
You must be getting claustrophobic, now taste my static haze.

Jeff the Killer:
I can see right through you, you're not scary at all.
You may be slender, but I'm the one who's standing tall
I'll choke you with your black tie, no lie,
Then beat your faceless ass until you finally die
You won't put up a fight, I'll make you need Hospice
Come at me, and I'll rip right off your Slender dick.
Don't give me your crap, bitch, you're done! You're old news
How sad! They made a Teletubby scarier than you!

Hoody (talking):
Now hold on a second....
Hoody (rapping):
It's Hoody and Masky! We bring horror you won't believe
Masky:
Ain't no cameras here, so that means you better leave
Hoody:
We'll rip up your pages, then leave you in flames.
Masky:
You both have no family, and now it's your turn to get maimed
Hoody:
You've got long arms, and you've got no eyelids
Masky:
and both of you freaks always go after kids!
Hoody:
What a lame excuse, no eyes. You can still see.
Masky:
That we'll kill you just like your whole family.

Eyeless Jack:
It's Eyeless Jack here, so get ready for your doom!
You know your death is ready when i sneak into your room
Rip out your liver, you won't be needing this in your grave.
Walking around the woods at night, you think you're so brave
Slender Man, you don't scare me, Jeff, you're just a bitch,
I'll make Hoody and Masky my death slaves like my buddy Mitch
I'm the creepypasta king, you feel a loss to the Boss
And I don't even need eyes just to see that you've lost

Smile Dog:
Spread the word, you bitches lost to this number one dog
you pussies are only scary because you hide in the fog
Meanwhile, I'll restyle you hostile pedophiles to jump miles!
Get ready, cause you assholes are gonna see a hell of a smile
I can't understand how you pussies are considered horror.
A twig, a child, pathetic twins and a sightless explorer.
You can't beat me. I'm more badass than you all combined.
All five of you could never handle this demonic canine

Intercom: SCP-173 HAS ESCAPED, WE'RE PUTTING THE FOUNDATION ON LOCKDOWN.

SCP-173
You D-Class losers, wipe away that smile
I'm SCP-173, animate and hostile
I'm a class Keter threat; you're all Euclid at best
Special Victory Procedures: beating you all to death
No use Containing or Protecting your insecurities
Blink once and you're dead, I'm like an angel that weeps
Neck snap, get back; I'm having too much fun
Soon as I'm in the arena, you'll all be [DATA EXPUNGED]!

BEN:
You shouldn't have done that. It's time to give you a frown
I'm back for good bitches! And this time I won't drown
I go by the name of Ben, I'm every one's thriller
I've come to this battle to destroy you pathetic excuses for killers
You all will suffer and I'll make sure the media will see
I'll record your deaths, then upload it as a .wmv
Half of you are just pussies who can't handle a face revealing
Now let me conclude this battle with the Song of Unhealing

MissingNO:
Back from the island, it's Missingno. here to fight!
I'm the bitchin' glitchin' witch who will show you TRUE FRIGHT!
I'll crunch you, prisoner! 128 times!
And Smile, I'll crush your floppy disk with my glitching rhymes
Hoody, Masky, and Slendy? I can't make your stories worse.
And Jack and Jeff? Ha! Sounds like a Mother Goose verse.
You all need to watch out, for when M truly arrives
You'll be destroyed like a Marowak as I CORRUPT YOUR LIVES

Zalgo:
Enough with your petty rhymes it's time for you all to suffer
My presence is so purely evil, the thought of my rhymes makes you shudder
You're always hiding in your forest so nobody sees you cry
And you, I'll spit bleach at and burn your insides
Hoody and Masky, you two are just assholes
Dressing up like little faggots as I steal your souls
And Jacky Boy, I think it's time for you to see
That nobody gives a shit about your crappy story
Smile Dog, you're a puppy! I'm the mad dog of madness
you bring suicidal thoughts, but I'll bring YOU to sadness
And SCP? Nobody knows what you are
Some experiment covered in feces and scars
BEN, you shouldn't have done that! I'll diss you to death
You're a statue of Link who won't take another breath
Hell no, MissingNo; you're just a little bitch
Call yourself the master of corruption, but you're nothing but a glitch
9 Lives Taken at my demonic laughter
You're in my realm bow down to, ZALGO, YOUR MASTER

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Slender Man vs Jeff the Killer. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 23.

LazySundayPaper as Rob Dyrdek
Mat4yo as Bam Margera

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
BAM MARGERA
VS
ROB DYRDEK
BEGIN

Rob:
You better skate away, I'm filled with Monster Energy!
You're nothing compared to me, I'm the Star of MTV!
I got the best kickflips and tricks you've ever seen!
I run ridiculous bus-ness since I was sixteen
With all the crazy shit you do, I'm wondering how
this crazy man's testicles aren't gone by now
I'm Street League Skateboarding, while you're trying to get killed
You gotta be untalented if that's how you make the bills

Bam:
Welcome to my castle, bitch, I'll send you to the dungeon
I'm a skater, daredevil, director, you're nothing
I'm gonna Knoxville you out (BAM) Call me Emeril, bitch 
Heated Rhymes enough to fry and serve your ass on a dish
I'm a raw author, serious as dog dirt
You're a skater made famous by YouTube adverts
You're a gimmick, quit it with the tricks and shit
I'm sure Rob and Big was not inspired by your dyrDick

Rob:
Welcome to my Fantasy Factory, bitch! Knock Knock!
I'm sure "Wee-Man" is just another name of your cock
By the end of this rap battle, you'll be Viva-La-FUCKED
Go back to TV! All the Indie Films you made SUCKED
Damn, bitch, please! I got Tony Hawk at my knees!
Bam, lick these, let's see how daring you can be
Maybe you'll live past forty if you grow up and stop
Get the fuck out! You're Dunn, call this a verbal kayak drop

Bam:
Enough with you Robert, your raps are Ridiculousness
I'm gonna kick flip this bitch, leave you needing stich-es
My stunts and my tricks won me the love of the nation
Grab your skateboard and get out cause this is world domination
Surrender your ass and join my Unholy Union
My Jackass is invincible, I'm super human
You're pop shoved, this battle's done, so stop 
Throw down your pads, and shove them right up your crotch

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Bam Margera vs Rob Dyrdek. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 24.

The Instrumental Beat I created for Epic Rap Battles of History Season 4 - Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde.

Epic Rap Battles of History - Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde Instrumental

"Tug of War"
Written by: Renee Villanueva
Lead Vocals, Harmony, Rhythm guitar: Renee Villanueva
Harmony, Bass: Lia Alfonso
Lead guitar: Charles Umali
Violin: Melissa Ramos
Drums: Cita Alfonso

Mixed by: Nick Alfonso
Single cover photographed by: Tish Darroca

[Lyrics]
I once knew this old man
Sitting on his rocking chair
Tellin' his children the story of his life
And I know, I'll be like him

Day by day, I hear those voices in my head
Saying I should be me, but they won't even dare
To take a second look
Of what they've been looking at all along

They tell me, that I should do what I want
They tell me, that I should reach for the stars
But they're contradictory
And they pull me down

So i dream that someday,
I'll walk those steps of success,
I'll walk proud, 
Doing this for myself.

They said, "Be free,
Don't lock yourself up in a cage made of whispers,
Unlock the chains that you have made for yourself,
And walk proud amidst the darkness".

Live off the light
That comes from the lamp post
Stand your ground,
Don't let them push you off
You're on the track you've dreamt of,
And your shadow have nearly gone.

So i dream that someday,
I'll walk those steps of success,
I'll walk proud, 
Doing this for myself.

I once knew this old man
Sitting on his rocking chair
Tellin' his children the story of his life
And I know, I lived like him.

Tug of War

Groudon: Epic Rap Battles of Comic Books
Kyogre: Justin Buckner
Rayquaza: MaNCHA
Deoxys: Epic Doctor X

Groudon:
Listen Moby Dick, this Primal’s ‘bout to go Reversion
Bring forth a Desolated Land like the M06 version
Your death will arise when I show my Precipice Blades
The best a-ground makes fakes shake with an Earthquake!
With an MC Hammer Arm I’m crushing other rappers down
You’ll need more than a Drizzle when you hear my Roar sound
So try to Splash me when I’ve got power to the Maxie!
I’ll open up a Fissure, then you can try to attack me

Kyogre:
I raise the sea level; let me tell you an Aqua Tail
‘bout a Conti-mental Pokémon steppin’ to a killer whale
Coming up to this Ancient Power? Well aren’t we bold?
My raps come out Swift and my disses are Sheer Cold
I’m the alpha beast you know I’m coming in first
Ya It’s quite the Sunny Day, let’s go for a little Surf
Got you in a whirlpool, I’m cutting down on your bulk
And you’ll be washed up again when I spit Origin Pulse

Groudon:
Your raps put me to sleep, now it’s time for an Eruption
When I blast a SolarBeam, you’ll end up as pure nothin’
I’ve roamed throughout the earth, you’re a Sea World show
You’ll never Dive and flee when I leave you Bulldozed

Kyogre:
Step into my water basin, and you’ll never make it out
End you with a Water Spout, it’s all Kyogre now 
You control the land, but this world is my turf
Considering that water takes up most of the earth

Rayquaza:
Straight from the Sky Tower, owning ocean and geo
I’m spitting Dragon Rage! The most powerful of this trio
is in the o-zone to condone two terrible titans
Just a single Twister would leave Arceus frightened!
So don’t even try! My power level’s ultimate; Sky High!
Hope I don’t make you cry because I’m so Fly!
You’re Outrageous, I’m getting Scary-Faced and quite feral so
I’m taking my win Air Lock, stock, and barrel!

*Build-up. Rayquaza flies into space, and destroys the meteorite.*

Deoxys:
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the shapeshifter from space
facing the falsified savior of Hoenn's race 
So, raging pickle, you're gonna face the dismal
doom of your region when I emerge from YOUR symbol
I'll Boost Up 'gainst Psychos who reign as the “ancients”
you’ll swallow your words as if they were my spaceship 
Burn you, like acid! Explosive! Nucleic!
Nova Pressuring, I’m god-like, whereas you’re archaic!

Mega Rayquaza:
I shine like a quasar! Your ego’s supermassive!
I fought down those two clowns, that shows I’m not passive!
So it’s Crunch time! Dragon Pulse a rhyme to put you in your place!
I’m Dragon Ascending to Sky Drop this waste of space!
Go put up your Defense Form, or Attack me all you want!
Knock it Off, you’re not daunting! Just give up your Zen Headbutt! 
I hone my claws, and then prove I’m an Aerial Ace
As I give birth to your fate, and split this DNA

Deoxys:
It amuses me that you believe your element could win it
For you, the sky’s the limit, while my universe is infinite 
My raps are true Deox-ick, Ziz is turning further green
Thus, you’ll never Recover when I unleash my Hyper Beam

Mega Rayquaza:
I’ve got more Extreme Speed Deoxys, drop the facade
My voice is echoed through the heavens, I am feared by gods
No matter what move I choose, you’re a 1 hit K.O.
You can spit a whole arsenal, ‘cause against me, Anything Goes!


Groudon vs Kyogre. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #17

If you like video games and rap battles, you've come to the right place. Take a 21 minute journey throughout the chronological history of video games, this is quite the ride.

The video is expected to be FUCKING NEVER

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uvRZBgLgx2ol_i6l8MSXLzYHD7xjVgdSx0fyPk9Cp-k/
Vote for the Winner: http://goo.gl/ILQ6OH

@erboi as Pong Paddle (Pong)
@jmbraps as Breakout Paddle (Breakout)
@epicrapbattlesofcartoons as Invader (Space Invaders)
@adzsphecky as Asteroid Ship (Asteroids)
@erborandomness as PAC-MAN (PAC-MAN)
@rlyoshi as Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong)
Nicholas Krauss as Pitfall Harry (Pitfall!)
@marioworldguy as Bomberman (Bomberman)
@gamingallstarrapbattles, @maplesyrupcario, @multisupervids and @metalfire-2 as Tetris Blocks (Tetris)
@stofferex and @videogamerapbattles as Mario and Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
@lyrical-gamer as Link (The Legend of Zelda)
@jetman300 as Mega Man (Mega Man)
@gorshatastic as Samus Aran (Metroid)
@erbocb as Ryu (Street Fighter)
@yobar-makara as Scrooge McDuck (Ducktales)
@epicpokemonrapbattles as Captain Falcon (F-Zero)
@shadyvox as Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
@zanderpeers as Kirby (Kirby)
@stofferex as Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
@duskrapbattles as Fox McCloud (Star Fox)
@vinnyot as Ness (Earthbound/Mother)
@tyler-cagle-1 as Crono (Chrono Trigger)
@stofferex as Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)
@leannaire as Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
@erboi as Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy)
@s0n1c-fr3nzy and @skiptilemusic as Banjo and Kazooie (Banjo and Kazooie)
@mat4yo as Spyro the Dragon (Spyro the Dragon)
Frank Summers as Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
@rlyoshi as Pyramid Head (Silent Hill) 
@joshua-tomlin-1 as Red (Pokemon Red)
@jmbraps, @thesuperplushybros and @joshua-tomlin-1 as Sims (The Sims)
@hyperjacob96 as Master Chief (Halo)
@jwong12100 as The Lich King (World of Warcraft)
@fanmadecreepypastarapbattles as Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
@niicmusic as Viewtiful Joe (Viewtiful Joe)
@edx-beats as Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
Nemraps as Kratos (God of War)
@kevin_krust as Wander (Shadow of the Colossus)
@leannaire as Amaterasu (Okami)
@epic-fan-made-rap-battles as Robloxian (ROBLOX)
@froggy7771 as Desmond Miles (Assassin's Creed)
@blingface as Niko Bellic (Grand Theft Auto)
@duskrapbattles as Cole MacGrath (inFAMOUS)
@mancha-4 as Red Bird (Angry Birds)
@jmbraps as Ethan Mars (Heavy Rain)
@adolf-kyenza as Alex Mason (Call of Duty: Black Ops)
@lyrical-warfare1 as Steve (Minecraft)
@ciaran-mcginn as The Traveler (Journey)
@jmbraps and ArcadianSonnetVA  as Joel and Ellie (The Last of Us)
@harrypotter2875 as Shovel Knight (Shovel Knight)
@joshcvoice  as The Sole Survivor (Fallout 4)
@jimv2000 as Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Karaoke: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/t0c6cpm6fu8w8cc/OFFICIAL_VIDEO_GAME_RAP_BATTLE_BEAT.mp3

The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle

We're back, baby!
Mewtwo: Yobar
Deoxys: Epic Doctor X

THIS IS AN EVOLVED POKE-RAP BATTLE
THE DNA POKEMON DEOXYS
VS
THE GENETIC POKEMON MEWTWO

Mewtwo:
Your home’s unsafe when my storm starts crushing the fruits, 
As I’m psystriking Iron Man clogged in his Hentai suit!
I'll make you twitch and cut this battle short, like your backstory
The reality’s in your movie the fiercest fighter was Tory!
Buried terrorist or stoned boyfriend? it's not a battle of minds
But a forbidden OP MC whippin ET’s estranged behind
For a place on my island, you’d be best suited as a garden gnome 
Because pain I bring’ll make you crash, there’s no place like home!

Deoxys:

What’s an corrupt mind of an eternal second against the alien genius,
Who’s all ready to slap the gen info out of the devolved Giygas?
You haven’t grown up since birth, I’m here to stop a tyranny
I won’t let this hypocrite slave-to-man deprive us of our destinies!
High up in the sky throne of Rayquaza, your latest cockblock,
Deoxys ex machina against you! Each stat you stock, I rock
But I see you’re made of me and again, your existence is insulting
A pathetic cocky cat is not worthy of verbally assaulting
You may as well move over, Lucario’s ready to replace you
Tried showing off your moves, but instead, they all reject you!
Keep jacking in your cave, errors won't reproduce,
Send you back to the early Kanto generation, call this my Psycho Boost

Mewtwo:

Y’s X’d out, Deoxys is static ! It’ll soon be over,
When I Psycho Shift it up, this intergalactic Trojan can’t recover
Not a Psyshock to see you fall to me when we take flight
Must be having Confusion for you to escape my Future Sight 
I’ll splatter you into four weak bits then catch them all
Don’t try to fight back, or get smacked by a Shadow Ball
Me as the ruler of your universe? My code’s enabled 
Defected tentacled blue alien DNA’s forever disabled  
You versus Rayquaza ; the boxes snatched the win,
Crashed the party for round two, feeling inadequate again?
So another mega’s gonna destroy this on the double, 
Try Fighting this Psychic once more and you’ll crumble.

Deoxys:

Deoxys confirmed, stealing the spotlight from you is easy,
It’ll take more than your best Psychic move to beat me!
Going so fast it'll all be a blur in the end!
Don't get your hopes up, it won't be easy to defend!
Face my shields, it's not hard, blasting this mutated cat!
Everyone is rising over you, You're outclassed in every stat !
Your Aura truly is worse than your attacks at everything!
I’ve made you my bitch like all three weather kings!

DATA COLLECTED
THANK YOU FOR PERFORMING

Mewtwo vs Deoxys - Evolved Poke-Rap Battles #1.

NDLMongoose as Announcer
@vinnyot as Jeff the Killer
@leannaire as Jane the Killer
@provostmusic as Ticci Toby
@epic-fan-made-rap-battles and @leannaire as the kids
@multisupervids as Slender Man
@erboi as Suicide Mouse
@jmbraps as BEN
@yobar-makara, @mancha-4 and @edx-beats as the Russian Sleep Experiment scientists

Lyrics
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G8QgqeUSj3ux-V8woiRgN1gAjUbqLSFPBLLS_4__8zg/edit


Jeff the Killer vs Jane the Killer

Battle of the pokemon trainers!

Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
ASH KETCHUM
VS
GARY OAK
BEGIN:

Gary:
I'm the true Pokemon master, all you do is play with balls 
Just take a seat, Ash, I'll teach you how to catch them all.
I'm a prodigy in Pallet Town, you're just in Special Ed
And it takes more than a generation to see Misty in your bed
I'mma cap your ass like a Ratatat, flame on like a Vulpix
I'll send out Hitmonlee to give your ass a million kicks
What's the matter Ashy-boy? You want healing from Nurse Joy
Ass Ketchup, mess with my Pokémon, you're sure to get destroyed
I'll serve you a handheld defeat that will fit in your pocket
Don't let your ego blast off even more than Team Rocket
My pops is a professor, so I've got all the knowledge I need
I'll be rising up while you're smoking Bulbasaur weed
Ash:
I'm the very best, I'm banging on my chest
Like a Ferrow going Apeshit, it's time for the real test
I'm Majestic Like Ho-oh, I spit it hot and gold
I'm like a Blastoise, because I have a lyrical water flow
I'mma beat you hard, you won't be using a healing berry
I mean you're as much homosexual as a dancing Clefairy.
You're forgetting that the entire anime revolves around me
Soon as we went to Sinnoh, that's the last you were ever seen 
Gary:
Stop being so gloom, you're acting like a Slowbro
You're a rip off of Yugi, Hell, maybe even more homo
My disses just evolved, teach you to mess with my crew,
And you wonder who the real master is? I DON'T choose you?
You're indentified as a wannabe champion in my Pokédex,
You've been surrounded by girls, yet you still have no sex
Now listen here Ash, time for the ultimate burn
Magikarp is the name that you deserve to earn
Ash:
I'm kicking it Old School, black and white to red and blue
I got an army of leaders, come fight me and my crew
Trap you with my rhymes like a Master Ball; feel the hate?
That's cause you're too busy substituting 'ball' with 'bate'
Don't be hating on my love life, here, I'll make yours just darken
I bet when you whipped out your Metapod, it didn't use harden
That's the end of it; let's roll the credits theme song
Gotta catch em all, gotta kick your ass,  POKEMON!
WHO WON
WHO'S NEXT
YOU DECIDE
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES