lyrics are ridiculous here! I hope everyone laughs when they hear that line. great tunes guys

An anti John Key folk song. Please send it round..Pity me by Brigid Sinclair © 2014
Chorus
A
Pity me my darling, pity me I say
                                 E7                       A
Pity me my darling, take John Key away
A
Pity me my darling pity me I say
                                          E7                   A
Pity me my darling and make him go away
Verse 1
A                                       E7                           A                                    E7         
John Key cant hide the truth no more, he’s wrecked our precious land
           A                            E7                   D            E7         A
He’s bought a house in Maui so he dosen’t give a damn
A                                   E7                   A                            E7
He’s said that he will clear on out if we don’t vote him in
         A                           E7                        D            E7        A
Lets get together and do just that let’s see the back of him
Chorus
A
Pity me my darling, pity me I say
                                 E7                       A
Pity me my darling, take John Key away
A
Pity me my darling pity me I say
                                          E7                   A
Pity me my darling and make him go away

Verse 2
A                                       E7                         A                       E7
No more can John Key hide behind that cheesy looking grin
        A                            E7                       D              E7           A                           
We don’t believe his smarminess, his jokes are wearing thin
           A                               E7                        A                           E7     
He’s brought the frigging oil rigs in, he’s opened up the mines
          A                         E7                  D              E7                  A       
He’s sold us out and ruled us out He  must think we’re blind
Verse 3
A                                     E7                    A                                  E7
He plays golf with the president and thinks it makes him cool
          A                       E7                                         D            E7          A           
He’s busy being in photo shoots while they’re closing local schools
         A                                 E7                      A               E7    
He’s building roads from asset sales, he gloats of GDP 
         A                                E7                                  D          E7       A
Like we should care his pays gone up while he robs us stealthily
Chorus
A
Pity me my darling, pity me I say
                                 E7                       A
Pity me my darling, take John Key away
A
Pity me my darling pity me I say
                                          E7                   A
Pity me my darling and make him go away

Verse 4                         
      A                                    E7                                  A                                E7
He says he’s raised the minimum wage- but the youth wage cancels that 
      A                                  E7                         D            E7                A
He gives with one hand all the while- he steals behind our backs.
A                              E7                        A                     E7
Money and the market first -cause so much misery. 
        A                           E7                                    A                   E7
He makes it all look squeaky clean- while he has a cup of tea.
Verse 6
         A                           E7                    A                             E7
The trickle down has trickled up, the trickle down was myth
A                                  E7                      D           E7        A
Struggling systems can’t be fixed by relying on the rich 
         A                       E7                    A                      E7                
Your only worth is if you work to build the economy
A                       E7                   A                          E7
Social care community not valued by John Key 
Chorus
A
Pity me my darling, pity me I say
                                 E7                       A
Pity me my darling, take John Key away
A
Pity me my darling pity me I say
                                          E7                   A
Pity me my darling and make him go away
Verse 6
A                                           E7                                A                                E7
Christchurch bleeds and Northland floods- the farmers need some help
A                                 E7                           D               E7                   A
Environment’s our selling point- but DOC funds have been scalped
A                                 E7                   A                      E7
Women are raped frequently – diplomacy’s on top
           A                     E7                            D                     E7         A
The emperor really has no clothes- oh god  please make it stop
Chorus
A
Pity me my darling, pity me I say
                                 E7                       A
Pity me my darling, make him go away
A
Pity me my darling pity me I say
                                          E7                   A
Pity me my darling and take John Key away


Pity Me

The full version of the demo you may of heard earlier, or not...

Instruments recorded in one poke then vocals then same vocals again 15 mins later.

Tracked and mixed by Alejandro Fabian Chalcoff, Cam Willicott and Conner Rennie.

Additional tracking, mixing then mastering by Nick Taylor at SoSol Studios.

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