...well, better than the alternative by will wood

Summertime Sadness (Steam Powered Giraffe Cover)

strangers introduce me to you

what you deserve

GHOST STORY is a new musical with lyrics by Mel Hornyak, music by Elliot Valentine, book by Mel Hornyak and Elliot Valentine.

Find Mel Hornyak and Elliot Valentine on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, and Tumblr @melliotwrites.

lyrics:
ANTHONY

IF WE MET UP AGAIN
WE WOULD GET COCOA
ARRANGED OVER TEXT
IN YOUR TACITURN WAY

IF WE MET UP AGAIN
SOMEWHERE IN NOHO
I’D GET A PASTRY
‘CAUSE I KNOW YOU’D PAY
AND I’D HAVE COMPOSURE BUT I’D BE DIRECT
ASK FOR SOME CLOSURE BUT ASK WITH RESPECT

YOU’VE BEEN SET UP AGAIN
WHO ARE YOU DATING?
DO YOU BUTCHER HIS NAME?
IS THIS A TREND?

THOUGH IF YOU CHANGE TASTE IN MEN,
IS THAT MORE GRATING?
IF HE’S WHITE OR MORE AMERICAN;
SO HOTTER IN COMPARISON;
BETTER AT PLAYING PRETEND?
AND WOULD YOU DARE TELL ME MY ACCENT IMPROVED?
OR WOULD YOU STARE BLANKLY, POLITELY REMOVED?

LAST WEEKEND, IN A PARTY GAME
I SAID IF I KILLED A PERSON
YOU COULD BE THAT PERSON
IF I HAD TO LOSE ONE

AND IF I REALLY HAD TO
IN THE HYPOTHETICAL
YOU WOULD BE THAT PERSON
IF I HAD TO CHOOSE ONE

IF WE MET UP, I’D HIDE BEHIND YOUR OFFICE WATER COOLER
AND STAB YOU IN THE NECK WITH AN ADJUSTABLE RULER
THAT THIN METAL ONE YOU KEEP INSIDE YOUR PENCIL CASE
YOU CAN MEASURE THE INCHES I SHOVE IN YOUR FACE

IF WE MET UP, I’D GUT YOU IN THE ALLEY BY A CLUB
OR YOUR FAVORITE OVERPRICED GASTROPUB
I’D SLIP SOME POISON INTO YOUR GLASS OF WHISKEY NEAT
SCATTER YOU AROUND THE PARK FOR SOME RACCOONS TO EAT

IF WE MET UP AGAIN…

IF WE MET UP AGAIN
WE WOULD GET COCOA
WHAT’S IN THE COCOA?
WHO CAN SAY

If We Met Up Again (GHOST STORY demo by Mel Hornyak and Elliot Valentine)

The Last Halloween Party

It's Always Wednesday

(reposting because I wanted to correct a little detail)
Since many people (including me) prefer that part of the demo version (lately I've been wishing I were 5'5 weighing 99 wearing thigh highs) I decided to (try to) put the two together (the official version but replacing only THAT part with the part of the demo version). I made two different versions:
1) The first one has the official drums before the demo part starts playing
2) The second one already starts the demo part on the drums

Will Wood - I / Me / Myself (official+demo) v.2 (demo drums)

The London Book Of The Dead

The Dear Hunter - Look Away (Live)

i don't own this song, i simply uploaded it so others can also access cojum dip's amazing music! all rights to cojum dip :)

134340 Pluto - Cojum Dip

spoilers for s5! a song for not-sasha from The Magnus Archives

comment creds to the wonderful commenters in the screenshots! n the one Tumblr rat post is https://acadieum.tumblr.com/post/618020843093639168/acadieum-wait-yall-im-fuckign-crying-okay-hear! 

lyrics: 
Not-Sasha likes fucking around in the wax museum
And chasing around Jon when she sees him
Though she participates in the intervention for him
what a good friend

Rip in rest you damnable bitch
Not-Sasha is a Leo
Her voice gets funky and distorted which
makes Jon feel less calm
She has a boyfriend named Tom

Rip in rest you damnable bitch
Melanie does see it
There are many things Not-Sasha does which
make jon feel less calm
She has a boyfriend named Tom

Not-Sasha is a fun stretched out little bastard 
And I really like to think that she’s mastered
The art of terribly editing her head
Into stock photos

Rip in rest you damnable bitch
Not-Sasha is a Leo
Her voice gets funky and distorted which
makes Jon feel less calm
She has a boyfriend named Tom

Rip in rest you damnable bitch
Melanie does see it
There are many things Not-Sasha does which
make Jon feel less calm
She has a boyfriend named Tom

she has a boyfriend named tom

this page is for elliotly music and drafts of melliot WIPs! we post more musical theater at @melliotwrites
✮  elliot valentine, he/him ✮ writing musicals with mel hornyak (they/them) under "melliot" (ghost story, adamandi, the art of pleasing princes) ✮ also pop music under "elliotly" ✮

strangers introduce me to you

elliotly (elliot valentine)

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