Fightmarker as Pico
Kamren as Baldi
Written by Fight, Cole, and Rabi
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Baldi SFM by Fightmarker
Pico TN art by Nooby
Mixed by Mightfarker

Pico’s School
School’s in! Guns out! There’s nowhere to run now!
And looking at this dumb clown, it’s clear you broke no New Grounds
Whether it’s beatboxing or rap, I always got the strap!
It’s Flash vs Trash, I’ll Blam This Piece of Crap!
made goth kids drop quick, a site’s what I started
then I look over to your audience how’s your fanbase more toxic
You’re running out of clicks, new modes and field trips
Now you’re ending up just flinging shit at the wall till it sticks!
Smoke you out like herbs, you get on my nerves
Observed this stalking perve, being put on a list is what you deserve
claim to be ironic, then make profit off the tropes you stole, dick
So doubt anything you can spit compares to the shots that I’ve Unloaded

Baldi
Wow! That was horrible! Too much profanity 
Don’t know what I’d imagine, when he’d parodied a tragedy 
Educating’s my profession so I’ll teach this offensive kid a lesson
Cause intolerant tools like you should be rotting in detention!
I’m loved worldwide, just ask my Kickstarter backers
While this kid was abandoned and replaced with Castle Crashers
I see you’re failing in all your classes that’s quite a shame but 
I’ll still give you a reward
it’s Baldeez Nuts
Seeing how these edgy rebels act, I find it perplexing 
That like Flash Player, you and Nene fail to have a connection
Violence in my school is forbidden, just you being here makes me pissed
And with your how site treats Tankman, seems not even they want you to exist

Pico’s School
I’m Uber, you’re an Ubër kid, so let me get this through to you, teach’
Rulers are out of the equation when I pack two of these Uzis
Don’t rap against me Baldi, this ain’t something to lose your head over
Not my fault you’re running this track like you were tripped back by B Soda!
Don’t need Darnell to Play with Fire, I’m the inextinguishable dickhead slayer!
While your fame’s quickly descending; Baldi’s falling down the Elevator!
Now before you drop dead, try this problem instead
My gun’s lead plus your bald head equals me coating the walls red!

Baldi
I heard every line you said were those meant to make me upset?
Cause you were just blowing smoke, like one of your cigarettes 
But you managed to finally kill your verse with your Funkin’ Night band!
Now the only thing left for you to do is GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
HERE’S A LESSON MORE IMPACTFUL THAN JUST APPLES AND BANANAS
A MASSACRE TO MAKE YOU PRAY FOR SHOOTOUTS WITH CASANDRA
ALL YOUR DISSES PHASED THROUGH YOU SHOULD FIX YOUR AIM DUDE
VIEWER’S DEVICES ARE UNABLE TO PROCESS THE BEATING I JUST GAVE YOU

Baldi
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Pico's School vs Baldi's Basics. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Stofferex as Rap Rat
WoodenHornets as Suicidemouse.avi
Frenzy as The Real Chuck E. Cheese

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
R-R-RAP RAT!
VERSUS!
SUICIDEMOUSE .AVI!
BEGIN!

Rap Rat:
They call me R-R-Rap Rat, they call you suicidal
Once you call out my name, I will rip out your vitals!
When it comes to crappypastas, yours comes out the gayest
and what happens in Sony Vegas, should stay in Sony Vegas!
I'll leave you begging for more, when I stomp you to the floor
and your scariest image, was Clinton standing near a door!
I'll trap you in a mouse trap, on this trap beat
Then I'll call myself Trap Rat, do you wanna play with me?

Suicidemouse.avi:
I think I am worthless, then I looked at this twat
Who's story was written by some rapper on pot
I may look kid friendly, but this time I'm not nice
Your just the creepypasta equivalent, to fucking Vanilla Ice
I don't got time for your shit, your rhymes are pure cheese
I'll leave your skin filled with holes, like a slice of Havarti!
Now let me show to the children, what i'll do to this pest
I'll hang you,and then have a Found Footage Blood Fest!

Rap Rat:
I'll bite you like Dracula, infect you with doom
Then at 3:30 am, "THE RAP RAT WILL CURSE YOU!"
And then I’ll leave you depressed, but I don’t have to
Your just a looped animation, who’s story wasn’t true!

Suicidemouse.avi:
APARAT! APARAT! Come at me and YOUR DONE!
I can smell out bullshit, and that theory is one!
So try to outsmart me, I was made by Walt Disney
While you are as scary, as a Chuck E. Cheese story!

The Real Chuck E. Cheese:
Hello kids, why don’t you come and have a seat
Have some pizza, we only use fresh cheese and meat
Take some tokens, play a game better than Rap Rat
After you’re done, you can come play with me in the back
Suicide Mouse, honestly, kids only wanna play with Chuckie
You’re so horrid and ugly no wonder you were Abandoned by Disney
Why don’t you like me anymore? I took you into my house
I TOLD YOU ONCE BEFORE, I'M NOT A BAD FUCKING MOUSE!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-RAP BATTLES OF (APARAT!) CREEPYPASTA!

Rap Rat vs Suicidemouse.avi. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 12

Seviper: MaNCHA
Zangoose: Justin Buckner

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #8
Zangoose vs Seviper
BEGIN!

Seviper:
This feud's about to end! I'm a true lethal fighter!
This Tale has no Twist, no-one can beat Sevippppper!
My Poisonous Jabs add an extra doses to my lines,
I've got that rapper Swagger as I Crunch you with rhymes,
You're in for a Venoshock when I hit you like I'm acid,
Not only your stripes will be red since Biting is my habit,
I'll give you such a Glare you're paralyzed for good,
Everybody knows me, you're more a Zan-Who?

Zangoose:
I've got Immunity to your disses and now I'm Quick to Attack!
Why does Ekans 2.0 still want to face my Close Combat?
I'll Slash through your rhymes and your worthless defense!
You wanna Taunt me? Well then here's some Revenge!
You can hit me with your poison, it'll just give me a boost!
You better put your dukes up because Zangoose is on the loose!
Let's just say that in the end, I'll be amused when you're losin'
I'm strong on my own, while you're in need of an evolution!

Seviper:
I see Tears of Fear! So you're aware you won't win?
I'll Wrap up these raps then get healed by my Shed Skin!
I'm Hoenn's true badass and you've got no Lick of sense,
I'll Haze this place then you'll feel a Venom Drench!
I'm with Team Rocket! I've got the victory in my pocket!
Every battle, I rock it! Your X-Scissor, I'll block it!
If you think I'll lose well then there's a snake in the grass,
Zangoose equals a lose! Seviper just kicked your ass

Zangoose:
I've got a Quick Claw so I don't understand why the hype,
You see, your chance of winning is as False as my Swipe!
Boosting up with Swords Dance to show I go far, yo!
Your held item mic will drop when I use my Embargo.
I Detect you're getting angry as I spread your ass like butter,
Well it's a known fact that I've got a strong Fury Cutter!
I'm in Pursuit of the victory so it's time for this to end,
Just like Team Rocket you'll be flying off againnnnnnnn!


Zangoose vs Seviper. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #8.

Stofferex as Yakko
MetalFireVA as Wakko
Leafy Dubs (NEW GUEST RAPPER) as Dot
Justin Buckner as Alvin
Nathan Provost as Simon
WoodenHornets as Theodore

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ANIMANIACS
VERSUS
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
BEGIN

Yakko:
We’re the Warner Brothers, and we’re gonna warn these fools
that if they mess with the Animaniacs, they’re gonna get schooled
Wakko:
HELLO NURSE! Oh wait it’s just three tree huggers
You are pop culture in a nutshell! Rubbish little buggers
Dot:
I’ll ride my bike, and run over these three, they’re gonna get maimed
I keep these two in check while you guys will stay lame
Yakko:
You make me yak, so step back from us
Or else I’ll take Alvin’s hat and shove it up your furry butt

Alvin:
Hey Dave! Can we beat these time travelling dummies
They’re just like Disney cartoons, except not funny! 
Simon:
Wakko, stop being so wack yo, and get out of here son
These three will be needing a Witch Doctor after this is done
Theodore:
Don’t Animani-act like you’re gonna win against these three
Even a chipmunk with less of a brain would say you can’t beat me
Alvin:
You stole from everyone, call you “The Animated Burglars“
Now you be looking like mutated rat assed perverts 

Animaniacs:
These Animatics are at it with their charismatic flow!  
Go back to Jason Lee, ‘cause we’re taking over the show!
Even Dave can’t stand you, so don’t bother
Yakko: We’re the best Wakko: beat the rest Dot: ain’t no others
Yakko:
You all should be ashamed, you’re gonna be ruined 
Wakko:
Stop eating so much Theodore, you’re getting bigger than the moon
Dot:
We’ve got the slapstick, the comedy- Wakko: and the voice so soothing 
Animaniacs:
‘Cause your rapping is way worse than your 2007 movie!

Alvin and the Chipmunks:
We sing and bring joy, you guys are past retro!
Your animation is even worse than your innuendo 
Alvin:
Let’s teach these freaks who can actually sing better
(Singing) We’re incredible, Simon: amazing Theodore: like the letters on our sweaters 
Alvin:
We can actually write songs with help from our producer
Simon:
I’m the smart one, so I can already tell you’re the losers
Theodore:
We’ll leave your animated asses looking like Disney rejects 
Alvin and the Chipmunks:
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot just got chipwrecked!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Alvin and the Chipmunks vs Animaniacs. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 44.

Ado - 唱 (Show) Cover by Ricotta

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

Frenzy as Dudley Puppy
GloryOfTheRainWings as Kitty Katswell
Timber Puppers as Nick Wilde
Madi2theMax as Judy Hopps
BroCheck as Mr. Big (cameo)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
NICK WILDE & JUDY HOPPS
VERSUS
DUDLEY PUPPY & KITTY KATSWELL
BEGIN!


Dudley Puppy:
Hi Gee-Gee! You wanna mess with the Iron Mutt?
I’ll chew you out worse than me chewing on my butt
Like Bird Brain, we’ll verbally mess with these pedestrians
You copied our story, you might as well be the Chameleon!
Kitty Katswell:
Out of all our missions, you’re by far the weakest opponent
We’ll be tasting victory just like Clawhauser’s neck donuts
The #1 T.U.F.F. agent, no way you could top this
You two will meet your D.O.O.M. once you step into Petropolis


Nick Wilde:
You’re in the Urban Jungle, where you two won’t have safety
So shut your Snaptrap, or you’ll be pushing Daisies
You’re just Wanna-Bees, don’t deny, it’s pretty apparent
Even if you Try Everything, I’ll still break you like Carrots
Judy Hopps:
Judy reporting for duty! The first bunny cop is hopping in
On idiots whose popularity is small just like their chief is
I’m not dumb enough to get fooled by a kitten nor a pup
Got flows so cold, you could say that we’ll-
Mr. Big:
Ice ‘em!


Dudley Puppy:
It must be Toilet Day, ‘cause those raps were so tragic
Kitty Katswell:
We’ll be causing verbal havoc
Both:
So be quiet you little savage!
Kitty Katswell:
We’re Purr-fect Partners that’ll hurt worse than fox repellent could
Both:
Trying to win? That’s more sad than Nick's childhood!
Sure you might be cops, but we’re Super Duper Crime Busters
Kitty Katswell:
Rhymes like a pawpsicle, we’ll freeze these animal lacklusters
Dudley Puppy:
Break us like carrots? I’m sorry, but man, that’s just funny
I mean I can’t take threats from a criminal and a cute bunny


Judy Hopps:
You better Hush Puppy! Never call me cute again
You’re just repeating the same stuff, just like a carrot pen
Nick Wilde:
You don’t know Jack about your partner, yet you think you’re slick?
You got your job from a dog toy!
Judy Hopps:
Real sneaky, Nick
Both:
Rap fast like Flash, 100 yard dash these hacks
Bell-whether or not, you two F.L.O.P.P.ed so bad
Nick Wilde:
You failed your mission
Judy Hopps:
‘Cause we stung like nighthowler darts
Both:
Now we’ll serve you justice, it’s called a hustle, sweetheart!


WHO…. WON….
WHO’S…. NEXT….
YOU…. DECIDE….
EPIC…. RA-
Judy Hopps:
Hurry up already!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Matthew Thomas

Nick Wilde & Judy Hopps vs Dudley Puppy & Kitty Katswell. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 55.

WATCH ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsgTW9LLmMo

The Super Saiyan of the future Trunks battles against the Ylissean Princess of the future Lucina to see who is the better Time-Travelling Sword-Wielder.

HyperJacob96 as Future Trunks
GarbageGothic as Lucina

LYRICS:
Trunks:
So, you must be Lucina, the time-travelling princess
who cross-dressed as Marth and copied my synopsis!
I'm a Super Saiyan! Zero Mortals can manage me
while you're nothing but the subject of every nerd's fantasy!
You can’t fly or use Ki, so it’s pointless to fight back!
‘Cause when I grab the mic, I land Burning Attacks! 
You try to act all tough, but you’re as fragile as Lissa,
so I’ll slice you into pieces, just like I did to Frieza!

Lucina:
I swear on Naga’s name, I shall not lose this fight!
I only wish I could win this while staying polite,
because I normally prefer to keep things peaceful and fine,
but if I must, I’ll Severaly destroy you in rhyme!
Your life was ruined by some Androids as they made you their prey
But an apple a day would've kept that doctor away!
and your future would've been peaceful with no evil around
and your mentor wouldn't be dead with his face in the ground!

Trunks:
You’re gonna talk about Gohan? Well, let’s look at your losses:
You couldn’t save your parents, Tiki, or entire Ylissean forces!
Your victory is non-existent, like your sense of fashion
As you'd tremble under the power of the foes I've been slashing
I’m the hope of my time! My resolution’s absolute!
While you’re busy painting eggs, dancing in a bunny suit!
Hit you like an Expiration from Grima! I’ll leave you trembling
and speechless, as you fall faster than your Aunt Emmeryn!

Lucina:
You Finished, Buster? Good, because that verse took forever
It was a Risky Decision for you to keep up this endeavor.
Hope will never die as long as I stay calm,
and don’t act like the guy who still cries about his mom!
You can talk about my failures, or my lack of fashion sense
but you will not stop me here, ‘cause I say when this ends!
You should’ve picked a god and prayed before battling me face to face!
But then again, the gods you know left your universe erased!

Future Trunks Vs Lucina - Rap Battle

Starring
Light as the Grinch
Fle as Shrek

The Grinch:
The people of Whoville are nothing put next
To this pompous swamp-monster known only as Shrek
“Why”, you all blare, do I oh-so-hate him?
Behind all those layers he’s beyond Ogre-rated
Tasteless, I may have stole Christmas, in fact; 
You took everything ‘Disney’ and wrapped it with trash 
Even happened to nab Seuss’ Cat in the Hat
And before you drag on, tell your ass to stay back 

Shrek:
Donkey, see, something uglier than me!
GET OUT MY SWAMP! GET OFF MY BEAT! 
Hey, list em; Head’s twisted, Lyrically, nay gifted
You suck at wrapping, that’s why you resent Christmas 
I’m shreking fools; take your fur and deck the halls 
Ya heart’s not the only thing two sizes too small
Somebody once told me this hairy sock wants trouble 
You must’ve been cursed by your fairy godmother;
You were one in a million; a classic written for children 
Nowadays you’ve been plastered next to a billion Minions 

The Grinch:
You’re a monster, that said, I think you should retire 
Halloween already has a Mike Myers
Ech, a reboot of this snotty disaster? 
Say bye to your Happily Ever After

The Grinch vs Shrek. CMRB

Merry christmas new years every one

garbageGothic as Olive the Other Reindeer
Eddie as Snoopy

Olive:
You’re just a typical dog, in more than one way black and white
Even with your BlueSky, you’re not the one here taking flight
How can you chant a rhyme shackled to pantomimes
Without coming up shorter than my transit time?
You’re skating on thin ice, not pulling enough weight to break it
I’m harder than a Martini, one root beer would leave you wasted
Better face it, Snoop Dogg - your specials are just padding
So I won’t need the Postman’s help to send Peanuts packing!

Snoopy:
Wow! Saving Christmas? You sleigh me thinking you’d pull it
I’m ‘bout to pick off Olive like a pizza down my gullet
The box office brought thoughts that you’d be a big hit
But doggone it, FOX trotted back to the Simpsons!
Watching your uncanny animation is a burden
When you said your owner’s Tim, I was moreso thinking Burton
Lock, Woodstock & barrel, a Baron you oughta fear
Shoot you down with less airtime than your special last year



Olive:
I’m the welcome Matt Groening, but new visitors don’t step on me
While every new reboot you have is stomping on your legacy
Joe Coal in your stocking - despite fans’ bold outcries
I’ll still get rid of this classic - Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Snoopy:
You wanna be a reindeer so bad? Well truly, that helps
You’ll bring more warmth to the world as a Lucy van Pelt
That flea’s affecting your hearing, so let me be the Old Yeller
You’re just FOX’s second barebones Santa’s Little Helper

Written by Eddie
Coverart by Eddie
Mixed by Dustin

Olive, the Other Reindeer vs Snoopy - Rap Battle (AvA: SHORTS)

Incineroar:
No Fake Tears in this when I slap on a submission
You’re half my hype - like cruiserweight division!
With your height you show might but only hit low blows
I’m a professional, folks: Don’t try this at home
I got the crowd FIRED UP! You got the crowd TIRED OF
The attempts to make you Tough with another round of buffs. 
You’re not Macho, Libre; Built like Nacho Libre
Snap a slim jim so fast they’ll need it on replay
 
Pikachu: 
In this match, Pikalibre will send you back home to Ash 
Get suplexed off the mat, like it was a game of Smash 
With a Volt I will Tackle an imposter who acts
Like he's strong when he'd actually get Thunderclapped!
This ain't no trial! Like your games, you haven’t been missed 
I’d tell you to train up in your gyms, but they don’t exist
I was forged in the ring, fighting with my heart while
You grew softer than your anime’s art style 
You mucked up the games worse than a pay-per view
Extra forty bucks for twenty minutes in ultra moon
You were hot for a week then you Crashed your Heat
Then you flopped on the scene - Incine-rawr XD 

Incineroar:
When up against this little rat with a mask on her face
Even Trump in the ring was less out of place
I’ll erase this pest, and just again to flex
Wrestling’s realer than your entry in the dex
You’re just a little league poke, who wanted to enter the show
But you’ll leave injured and smoked, best you start hittin the road
Before I rip up and roast your flimsy mask on the ropes
Since a kitten, what I’m spinnin’ has been Litten up foes!
You’re just a costume change, think you can diss me more?
The only time you owned the mic was on the 64
Can’t resurrect contests that never drew a dime
I just whooped your ass. And that’s the bottom line

Pikachu:
This sap can’t outgrapple when the critics get on ya
Z moves spun out of control like a hurricanrana
Garfield, stop juicing food
you couldn’t correctly name your exclusive move
I’m in the next phase; Pokken, way above your paygrade
You couldn’t take me if this match was in kayfabe! (YAH!) 
This game of cat and mouse has reversed and now
You can hear the crowd shout for the One-Two-Three count

CASTING & CREDITS
Azia As Pika Libre
Titanium1208 as Incineroar
Written by Adam and Eric the Audible
Additional Help by Creep Switch
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Mix by Freshy Kanal