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Rap Battles

My Favorite Battles

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WHO'S THE CUTEST CARTOON CHARACTER EVER?

Stofferex as Fluttershy
Justin Buckner as Cream the Rabbit
Froggy as Chilly Willy the Penguin
awsomepup126 as Bubbles
WoodenHornets as Tweety Bird
Brandon Lorbes as Ike
Zackschannellive as Jerry
Justin Buckner as Snoopy
RapsThroughTime as Pikachu
Matthew Thomas as Doraemon
Mat4yo as Wall-E
KariChanx102 as Hello Kitty
DHFilmsOFFICIAL as Nemo
SuperCoolGuyJoe as GIR
MCGamingFTW as Flippy

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
FLUTTERSHY!
VS!
CREAM THE RABBIT!
BEGIN!

Fluttershy:
umm... hi... uhh... my name is Fluttershy
A name you can't defy, i'll be making you cry
I represent the spirit of kindness, so you better watch out
After I defeat this freak, she'll do nothing but cry and pout
You're nothing but a hopeless bunny with a tiny blue skinned prick
You'll never break my Iron Will, so suck Eggman's scrambled dick
You stand no chance! I'll beat you anytime, anyday.
You can't cross Fluttershy, I've won, (gasps) yay.

Cream the Rabbit:
Hi I'm Cream the Rabbit, and I'm making hip hop
You just make slip slop, so how about you stop?
Everyone is not nice to you, you have a mean bunny
Now go back to Pinkie, Applejack, Dashie, Twilight and Rarity
You're such a wuss, can't stand up for your damn self
It's like you wanna commit suicide, man, you need some help
If your animals get hurt one bit, you blow a little retarded fuse
I'm true friends with Sonic, old men masturbate to you

Fluttershy:
I may not fly for shit, but look at you bitch!
With your wobbly ears, call it an epileptic twitch
If I was a tree, I would fall on you like “TIMBER!”
No pony takes Fluttershy down! NOPONY! REMEMBER!
What's with Sonic? always running all over the place
Do the math, what's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE!
How dare you think you're gonna win? sorry, I have no problem
But if you don't like my disses, THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THEM!

Cream the Rabbit:
A friend of a friend is always a friend
But not you, instead I'll make this be your end
My mom is important to me, all you have are mother fucking bunnies
I'm the queen of the cute cartoon characters, so bow down honey
Now let's talk about your pet Angel, he's never the angel
I'll kill you, turn you into Gutter Die, you a-hole
There's no need to win anymore, all your fans are gone
they will be going to me and start crying “AWWWW!”

Chilly Willy the Penguin:
I'm Chilly Willy, all your rhymes are just silly
Fluttershy, you're just a filly, and Cream, seriously really?
My disses are hot like my fondness of pancakes
Welcome to Alaska, the only thing freezing is your brains
This is the Chilly Show, prepare to feel frostbite
I could get a stack of hotcakes by the end of this fight
So stop it all, my disses are slippery that you will fall
So why don't you two pussies suck my fucking snowballs

Bubbles:
Hi I'm Bubbles, and I'm the joy and laughter girl
All your shows just make me wanna hurl
Fluttershy, give up, you can't look at an animal die
without crying, and I wanna know why
Cream the Rabbit, prepare to get creamed
If you try to pick on me, then I will be steaming
Chilly Willy? Try to stand up on the ice without slipping
I mean your series has no reason for me to be tripping!

Tweety Bird:
I thought I saw these characters bowing down to me
You guys will meet your rival once I go "Tweet Tweet Tweet"
I'll pester you like Sylvester, and i aint bluffing
Tweety Bird is the word, you guys don't know nothing
This Looney tune will make you Looney soon, take it from me
Tweety Pie is the only one makin' records on TV
Fluttershy, don't scream at animals and put on a smile
I'm the ultimate bird, watch me OPPA TWEETY STYLE!

Ike:
It’s Ike, you bitches have had enough turns on the mic
Let’s play “Kick the Baby” but you’re the ones getting kicked, alright?
Fluttershy, you’re a pussy, simple as fucking that
Cream, you’re about to GET creamed, I’ll crush you like I’m Big the Cat
Chilly Willy, quit dilly daddling, and go back to the goddamn North Pole
Bubbles... honestly, you are just a fucking hoe
Tweety you will get beat and I’ll have you as my lunch
Everyone likes Ike, that’s me, I’m cuter than all of you cunts

Jerry:
Well, I don’t like Ike, you’re nothing but a huge dick
Now instead of kicking the baby, I'll kick you like a Sparta kick
I always win against a big cat, which means I’ll win against you
I kick ass and look cute, bitches, there's nothing you can do
I'm the definition of slapstick, my show is fantastic!
And like Tom, I'll drop bombs that will make you feel drastic
Just one squeak from me, and you'll meet your downfall
I may be small, but I'm standing tall above you all

Snoopy:
Time to break your Peanuts, Snoopy the Beagle has joined
Who let this Dog out? I'll leave your asses destroyed
I'm doing Doggy Style with bitches, you guys act like clowns
And none of you can even compare to Charlie Brown
My friends are singing songs, I'm popular 'round the universe
I've got the dopest rhymes, you ugly animals cant spit a verse
Jerry, I'll trap your ass, you're just an annoying mouse
I've won, time to take a nap on the roof of my dog house

Pikachu:
PIKA PIKA CHU! Let's see what you can do!
Pika will use Thunderbolt to kick your asses to the moon!
I'm loved by the world, it's obvious I've won
I'm gonna catch all your asses, this is POKEMON
It's time to blast you all off like Team Rocket
I can win any fight, as well as fit into your pocket
Snoopy, Jerry and Ike? What a terrible loss
All 3 of you can get down and suck my Pokeballs

Doraemon:
Hi! I'm Doraemon, but I'm not here to help
I'm here to tell you to go Fujiko FUCK yourselves
I'm lucky to win, my lucky number's 1,293
You should go to Robots School, I'll be the one to teach
I am the cutest cat to ever air on an anime
Pikachu, I am the best, yet, you don't even need the fame
I'm better than all of you, I even had a girlfriend
You'll always remember my name cause this is your end

Wall-E:
I'll strand you on planet earth, you'll aaaaalll see
Your world will be ended by Waaaaaall-E
This battle's the globe and your raps are pollution
Not even Pikachu can learn evolution
Doraemon, step to the plate and you'll see
That I'm the bot who beats up the robot pussy
Y'all make like the human race and fall
Cause no one on Earth’s getting passed this Wall

Hello Kitty:
Hello, bitches! Are you feeling witty?
You should be afraid, now you're facing Hello Kitty
You're all animation abortions, and your rhymes are just shitty
The only thing WALL-E wants to say hello to are EVE's titties
Pika, your tiny asian peen is the smallest anyone's ever seen
I'm on every girl's backpack, bitch, you want a piece of me?
You have no right to have fame, you're all just fucking wussies
None of you could get near this cutie pussycat's pussy

Nemo:
It's the Shark-Bait here, I'm gonna show you the ropes
I'm the cutest little guppie, you're just anime jokes
I'm really important, they made a movie when i got lost
No more clown-fishing around, we all now I'm a boss
I might be a little fish, but at least I'm more bad
I was kidnapped, you should've known that you rats
WALL-E, what a joke! I'd rather face the BMO
Now you jerks know not to mess with Nemo!

GIR:
Hello sirs it's GIR coming back for some more rhymes
If I can beat a lame game console, then this won’t take that much time
I'm here to invade you bitches, so surrender your asses now
I'll take all of you like a take my women, GOING DOWN!
You guys better be lucky I’m not bringing in my master, Zim
You guys are just bitches who can’t do anything
I am better than all of you, at litterature
All of you better prepare for the wrath of GIR!

Flippy:
They call me flippy 'cause I'mma flipping you off!
I'm the cutest of the cute, you brutes have no right to talk
My lyrics sting hard, Friends, I'll hang you from a Happy Tree
And if you piss me off, I'LL GO INTO A KILLING SPREE!
My flow is Satan-istic! Hear the voices, you must listen
I've got the most demonic children series that's ever existed
This battle's over, and I can't wait for you to say goodnight
when you say all your goodbyes to my sharp ass knife

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS (gunshot)

Fluttershy vs Cream the Rabbit. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 27

Epic Doctor X as Ren
Matthew Thomas as Stimpy
Stofferex as Beavis
Frenzy as Butthead

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
REN AND STIMPY!
VS!
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!
BEGIN!

Ren:
Look who we got here, it’s Beavis and Butthead
I honestly wish you weren’t lying when you claimed you were dead
Stimpy, we’re gonna show this duo who will win this race
When we’re facing a low IQ blonde and a brace face

Stimpy:
Oh, joy, Ren! Let’s wreck this mic and destroy these two teens
Their sense of humor was the worst we’ve ever seen
All you do is stuff your face with nachos, you don’t have a hint of class
Get your finger out of your nose and realize you won’t ever pass

Beavis:
I’m surprised you don’t attack each other since you’re a dog and a cat
I’ll set these rhymes on FIRE, since you’re so damn fat
Call us Lewis & Clark, because well, we did America
Stimpy is lumpy at his, you know… *laugh*

Butthead:
You look like you’re on weed, uhuhuhuh, weed
I’ll stomp you down more than that buttmunch corn seed
Why is there adult references inside of a kid’s show
Ren and Stimpy probably go into the closet and uh...you know

Ren:
How can you pay the house bills, when you don’t even have parents?
Your rhymes are as sensable as Wizzing on an Electric Fence

Stimpy:
Just head back to Burger World, since you can’t ever beat me
I can’t believe your show came back after your series finale!

Ren:
You burnt down a house? Whoa, no wonder nobody trusts ya’
You eediots have no class, I’d rather face Daria

Stimpy:
We are so popular, scoring hits on the Tiny Toons

Both:
We’ve beaten Beavis and Butthead, now they’re through!

Beavis:
You aren’t that popular, and you sure as hell never scored
And Stimpy, you disgrace, go back to watching Muddy Mudskipper

Butthead:
Ren, you don’t even look like a dog, you look more like dirt
Stimpy, you’re as fat and lonely as that asswipe Stuart

Beavis:
Your show is more freaky than me taking that Peyote plant
If you try to beat us in this battle, you’ll realize that you can’t

Butthead:
So why don’t you both calm down and shove some TP up your bungholes

Cornholio:
You two can’t even compare to the great Cornholio!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Beavis and Butthead vs Ren and Stimpy. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 32

Tobuscus:
Whoa! Audience? What are you doing watching me pwn this noob we resent?


Whose six year old fans believe that subscribers are the only way to judge talent
Man I'm on TV, king of comedy while you're stuck on YouTube
Mic like my stick of truth, D-bag the jew, rap hard as Dark Souls 2
This is a Kalmar war, if you catch my drift
Now experience the reality of an Oculus Rift
Coming at you like a mini-Minotaur, torch and diamond sword at hand
Goat Simulators and Flappy Bird? Did you forget horror games got you your fans?
There's only one difference between us Felix and despite the fact that we're both friends
You go through desperate measures to try and entertain while I'm entertainment </p>

PewDiePie:
Over 25 million bros coming at you Toby when you try to hate on me


Ironic that your carbon copy of my gaming channel has more subs than your comedy
Put this in your highlights since nobody watches your podcasts to see your loss
So you think you can hate on my fans? Man just shut the Jaevlaurs Baulle up
Ya so once again it's Pewdiepie, got my bros to the left, girl to the right
You can have your Annoying Orange, I'll stick to being recognized worldwide
You want horror? Fear this lyrical brofist packed with all the strength I got
You can cry alone, hang with your dog, I'll be chillin' with Smosh </p>

Anthony:
SHUT UP!
Don't take us for granted, we deserve all the respect you got 

Ian:
Considering we're the reason you made the number one spot
Yeah it's Ian 

Anthony:
And Anthony!

Ian:
The original YouTube comedy emcees
Kept it going strong for a decade long, and still the number one tag team 

Anthony:
Game bang you two to pieces, hit a raging bonus every night
Your guys' victory would suck thank god it's not in real life

Ian:
Keep going solo playing with your joysticks, we got the whole Smosh Games crew

Anthony:
With our channel to subscriber multiplier, we own YouTube

Markiplier:
Hello everybody, you called my name and welcome back to these fools get played
You’ve been marked for death face my dark descent Markplier’s in the game
How can you brats beat a man of class? When I’m rocking the pink mustache
Looks like I’m the king of horror now that Pewdie’s tine has past
I’m not scared of you not one little bit
But I’ll show you hell when I come to spit
Man I’ll record all of you getting destroyed make it an animated special reel
Splatter you all across the web when hit you with my Happy Wheels
Getting Amnesia rappin’ static like Slenderman try and top that
I’ve told funnier jokes than every single one of you when I’m drunk playing Minecraft
SkyDoesMinecraft:
Oh hell no you mention my game? Sky has joined your server now
Lyrically bury you with my verbal pickaxe, tell me if there’s any gems underground
Let’s see your fan bases try to harm me when I’m backed up by the Sky Army
So many recruits waging war on you you’re losing to the graphics of Atari
Team Crafted, leave you in a Deadlox stomp on you like it was parkour
In this rap map I lead the score, stab all you squids with my budder sword
What’s the matter gamers’? Are you lagging? Guess you just can’t keep up
I’m mad that you couldn’t last in this survival game but I guess I’m just a grump
JonTron:
You think you’re the ones who mad when we had to sit through that
Egoraptor:
Well I’m grump
JonTron:
I’m not so grump
Egoraptor:
And prepare for some real egoraps
JonTron:
You make me cringe more than sonic 06, beat you all down in this GameGrumps verse
You’ve all proven if you can’t be the best you can sure as hell be the worst
Egoraptor:
None of your subscribers can compare to the community we’ve created
And I’ll ensure you’ll see your beating in the next GameGrump’s Animated
JonTron:
Prepare to lose all your kirkhope once we have put you in our places
Barry! Edit out these ugly greps, s no one has to see their faces
But real talk Arin, I’ll think I’ll quit
You don’t even need me to win this
Danny:
It’s Danny, rightfully inheriting the not so grump name
Got the strongest voice in the game, raps hitting you like a steam train
Dropping Starbombs on all of you and the best bet I’m not lying
That none of you have a chance in the battle when you get stabbed by Ninja Brian
Egoraptor:
That’s right Danny even Ross could steam roll these kids
We’re out of this world like Mike Aruba, We’ll leave your table flipped
Danny:
Ya we’re dragon slaying musical ninjas and the best gamers online
Egoraptor:
I’d love to end the episode, but for you guys, there won’t be a next time
Cr1tikal:
What up everybody? It’s Cr1tikal let me be real for a second
Ya I’m the dirtiest but I’ll keep it clean to teach you all a lesson
The greatest gaming YouTuber of all time so just bare with me
I could be poorer than all of you and still give my YouTube cash to charity
I’m here to make peace like I did to the bro army and It’s getting out of hand
For it’s not who’s the greatest gamer but who can be the bigger man
So with this fable in mind this war can finally be done
If we set the viewership aside and once again play games for fun

Tobuscus vs. Pewdiepie Part 2 - Video Game Rap Battle

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

Audio mixed by Matthew

Benson - Zander
Squidward - Justin

Benson:
Mordecai and rigby take this bitch away to put him back under the sea
No matter how much you complain, your ass is now working for me!
Oh wait I don’t hire slackers that kiss other people’s asses
No wonder everyone under bikini bottom thinks you’re a bastard!
Do I even need to try? I can get skips to fuck up your squid ass 
And your nose is bigger than Mr Krab’s weird fetish for cash!
How can you even battle, even patrick thinks you’re a prick
And grow some balls, no one wants to get near that bikini bottom dick!

Squidward:
Could you be quiet! I’m trying to play my clarinet, you’re being rude!  
Quit rapping and go back to shouting at your employee's for being better than you.
I’m a squid, you’re a candy machine with his patience too small
My voice is annoying? You sound like you’ve been kicked in your gumballs!
I don’t even need to swear to tell you that your show shouldn’t be on TV
You need to stop being a little bitch, and this is coming from me.
I’m gonna tear you limb from limb, this proves you’re a hypocrite and a liar!
Breaking your nose if you don’t be quiet because this time YOU’RE FIRED!

Benson:
Yes, I am a candy machine, thats why my rhymes are fucking sweet
You work at the krusty crap, this isn’t the first time you’ve tasted defeat
You slacker, stop holding that clarinet like its a god damn dildo!
Face it you’re gay, it says it in your name, Mr. Tentacles 
You’re the reason your show sucks just like your career
A mutated squid trying to rap is the last thing I fear
Stop slacking, your music is like your job, pure dirt!
Now stop sucking spongebob’s dick and GET BACK TO WORK!

Squidward:
What work? I’m not the one with a dispenser as a vagina 
You don’t belong in a cartoon you belong in a fast food diner
I’ll lyrically beat you too death, your glass head will shatter! 
I would ink you till you're blind, but I have control over my bladder.
I’m a squidward, under the sea, you’re just some washed up turd
I’m bout to leave you more embarrassed than when you are on say that word 
Take anger management, and stop yelling you're making my ears bleed 
And those so called rhymes you're spitting is just like you're job, plain shitty


Squidward vs Benson. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

@jmbraps as Slender Man, Jason Voorhees, Squidward's Suicide, BRVR and Hannibal Lecter
@rlyoshi as Jeff the Killer
@lazysundaypaper as Eyeless Jack and Pennywise
@blingface as Freddy Krueger
@mat4yo as Michael Myers and Dead Bart
@rush as sonic.exe
@erboi as Tails Doll and Chucky
@adolf-kyenza as BEN Drowned
@riventheexile as Cupcakes
@gamingallstarrapbattles as Happy Appy
@hyperjacob96 as Herobrine
@epicrapbattlesofcartoons as MARIO
@ciaran-mcginn as Leatherface
@stofferex as Ghostface
@thesuperplushybros as Pinhead
@Froggy7771 as Jigsaw
@kevin_krust as Norman Bates
@mancha-4 as Cujo
@s0n1c-fr3nzy as Sweeny Todd


Creepypastas vs Slashers

There was going to be artwork, but Photoshop decided to crash, so artwork coming soon I suppose. Enjoy the battle! :)

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #14
Snorlax vs Slaking
Begin!

Slaking :
Straight out of Petalburg to show you what you're Snorlacking
My high attack stat is barely Normal, prepare for some attacking
you've just got Thick Fat, a Hammer Arm is what I've packing
Quit snacking, the whacking cracking swagger is Slaking!
You make me yawn, what's going on? One hit and you'll be gone!
Climbing up higher with my brawn, call me King Kong!
You've sure got gluttony, but no immunity in this rap battle
Defense Curl up, since you're too sleepy to even use tackle!

Snorlax : 
You dare to wake me up? Like paths your disses I block
I crunch and munch this sloth who's just Slacking Off!
You might have good stats, but your potential is ruined
Cause every other turn, you just sit on your ass and Truant
Eating fruit, then beating you, I'm the best you've ever seen
Feel the rhythm of my Belly Drum as I Chip you Away with rhyme schemes
You're making my hyper, like a beam! I'm on Ash's damn team!
Now it's time to take a nap, you go rap while I dream

Slaking :
YOU'RE OBESE, SO PLEASE, you will never get this win!
I compare with a legendary, I got more skill than you got chins
As you eat up my disses, you ain't getting more slim
You're out of shape, but you can still find me in the Gym!
Right beside Norman, my power is at Max, I'm getting hostile
Coveting the mic, now May I show you ass-whooping Petalburg Style?
I'll leave you consuming Leftovers, go back to blocking routes
This was your Punishment, you can suck my Pokéflute!

Snorlax :
I could talk in my sleep and still be standing tall
I'm also in SSB. Brawl, time to put you to Rest once and for all
Evolving through friendship, I am what every trainer wishes for
You're such a bore, I've got more in store when I use Snore
A challenge? Rollout out of town! You're just loafing around!
I've got such a Heavy Slam since I weigh over a thousand pounds!
My lyrical Giga Impacts sure showed you you shouldn't face me
This languorous languid laggard is only good at being lazy!

Snorlax vs Slaking. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #14.

Alvin:
We’re attracting audiences all around the world, you’re just annoying inbreds
I could see something more entertaining from a fucking house pet
Your show was cancelled, and yet our movies are still going!
And your ratings were slowly slipping down the tree without notice.

Simon:
It’s clear to see you guys don’t have any talent so don’t pretend 
What do you do? we’re singers, musicians, this’ll be your chipper end

Theodore:
Why are we even rapping against these chumps? The chip and dale show was shit.
You gonna put up fist to fists when you don’t even have wits to defeat this!

Chip:
Hey Dale, (Dale) Yeah! (Chip) Wanna hear about these chunky chips all in a nutshell?
Well one day, they stood up to us, the rescue rangers, (Dale) CHIP AND DALE
Dale:
You’re a real pop group? Well then I’m guessing you suck!
I’ll buck yall, you better duck, after this you’ll be in the rough.
Chip:
you can tal  k but you can’t think, could you even be more stupid.
(Dale) All your known for is novelty singing (Chip) How did they get their own movie?!
Dale:
Who the fuck are the chipettes? Your show makes no sense (Chip) It makes nothing
By the end not only dave will be the one shouting (both) ALLLLLVVIIIIN!

Alvin:
We make our own songs, not winding up Donald Duck in the park

Theodore:
We rap like the tree you live in cause we go hard like bark!

Simon:
I knew my calculations we’re right, you’re both gonna lose.

Alvin:
Heck, even Gadget Hackwrench is a better character than you!

Theodore:
We got a cartoon, 3 hit movies, and we will always live on 

Simon:
How you gonna compete with us? Nobody even knows you anymore, sons!

Alvin:
We will always win, no way these little pricks can beat us! 

All:
A new hint single, Disney character rip-off’s defeated by The Chimpmunks!

Dale:
Theodore really needs to lay off all the snacks!

Chip:
And Simon, shut up you nerd, I’ll break your glasses and

Dale:
who could ever stand you, you’re more annoying than fred
when rapping against us, you’ll never get a good success 

Chip:
Its fucking Both: Chip and Dale, you’re not even trying!
At the end of this battle WE’LL LEAVE YOU DEAD AND CRYING!

Dale:
We’ll get rid of your stupid singing and make your entire existence expired!

Chip:
That’ll teach you not to mess with Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers!

Alvin and the chipmunks vs Chip N Dale. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Anthony Perry as Chris Griffin
Zack Maloney as Bart Simpson

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHRIS GRIFFIN!
VERSUS!
BART SIMPSON!
BEGIN!

Chris Griffin:
I think it’s time to draw how this little punk is going down
The way he’s challenging me got him acting like a clown
It’s not Chris to you, it’s Hatboy, bitch!
But instead, call me Homer, ‘cause I’ll choke you with my disses!
I’m delivering these lines, like how I deliver Newspapers
You dumb phoque, I need to eat a marshmallow so I’ll finish you off later
Write this down on the chalkboard, all you do is cause trouble
There’s no use for you on the show, so go skateboard out of this battle!

Bart Simpson:
I’m Bart Simpson, who are you, tubby?
It’s sad that comparing you to your dad, you’re more chubby
I’m a Simpson, you’re just from some messed up family
How can I take you seriously, you get amused by giggling keys!
You already lost this one, just listen to my crowd
Hell, if Ralph ever saw you, he would be like “I hate men now!”
You think you’re going to win, I think you have lost it
I’ll be more scarier than the monkey hiding in your closet

Chris Griffin:
You’re just some yellow turd, with a show that’s a pile of concrete 
You planned to get married, even though you’re younger than me
I’ll make you feel ashamed that you're bully will say 
Nelson Muntz:
Haha!
Chris Griffin:
Cause at the end of this, you’ll be screaming “Ay caramba!”
Bartman has just begun, I already took him down
I’ll be chilling with my dad, go back to making out with Milhouse  
I can make a better rap even when I fart
By the end of this, we’ll rename this episode to Dead Bart

Bart Simpson:
All you are is a copy of your dad, with even less brain cells
I'll take you down faster than what I did to Krabappel
When I leave you beheaded just like Jebediah, no one will get mad
The chance of you winning is more freaky than you marrying your dad
Now I have to admit Chris, you are quite  a well rounded kid
But its pretty sad when even Meg thinks you’re retarded 
Don’t ever try to fuck with Cupcake Kid, or else, you’ll be hurt
I won this fight fair and square, now go back to making out with Herbert

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Chris Griffin vs Bart Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 40

Creepy Black - Stofferex
Lost Silver - VideoGameRapBattles
BRVR - Justin Buckner
Buried Alive - WoodenHornets
MissingNO - RLYoshi
Strangled Red - HyperJacob96
White Hand - Frenzy
Hypno's Lullaby - MaNCHA
Lavender Town Syndrome - Emo Owl
Ash's Coma - Mat4yo


Lost Silver:
I'M DEAD but I want to be alive to spit this message to you
Turn back now or you'll be sent straight to your doom
Cyndaquil says HURRY because this ghost will be Unown
I'll leave you in chains like all the Pokemon I own
The forgotten hero haunts this spawn of lavender town
This is the battle of your life, the run option's not allowed
LEAVE or it'll be your soul that I will pilfer
In this battle of horrors, you’ll take a second place Silver!

Creepy Black:
Black's here to hack through your Silver Soul and brain!
You think you can win? Man the word lost is in your name!
Ghost is in your party, the Lavender Town sprite spirit
I'll Curse you first, even though in Generation 1, that move wasn't in it!
You can't step to me! Hell, you can't step at all!
You can't catch this brawling ghost inside a Pokéball!
You're too scared to move, you're about to get owned!
And on the place I'll finish you off there will stand a tombstone

Lost Silver:
NO MORE! Enough of your rhymes giving me Frustration
You can't one-hit KO me this fight will be MY domination
Celebi can sing a Perish Song then have  Pain Split
Your data will be erased, Rest in 8 bits

Creepy Black:
Don't be giving me that Mean Look or i’ll use my curse ability!
You’ve already Lost, Silver, when you come up against me
I murder every Trainer I faced, don’t even bother to fight
It’s time I put you to sleep, cause this is your very last night!

BRVR:
Do you still love me? If not, I’ll use my thunderbolt
I know you'll never leave once I catch your souls
It’s so cold down here, but my rhymes are still hot
Like what my owner did to me, I will leave you all to rot
None of you jokes know the pain that's going on in my chest
I know you’re lying to me, when you said your disses are the very best
I would rather die than listen to your lame excuses of raps!
When you see my plushy in the room, it'll end in a bloodbath 

Buried Alive:
Let me come out from the ground and make you stop your strife
My time to shine and finally rip apart your lives,
It's over, Pikachu, nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
'Cause all you flee in fright when Buried Alive wants to fight!
It won't be tame when I glitch your game, you three'll never be saved
Cause my claim to fame, taking jokes like you to your graves!
Finally, fresh meat! I've been waiting almost a century
You're reached the final floor, NOW IT’S TIME TO GET BURIED!

MissingNO:
The true killer king has arrived to bring your demise
No one will be Missing you when I make you all die
Your pants you'll be shitting when MissingNO's spitting
These lyrics were written in the blood that's dripping
from your quitting barely-living head since I'm hitting and ripping
There's MissingNO way you'll win versus this verbal ass kicking
Time's ticking and ticking and I'm winning and grinning
I'm the glitching killing forbidden beginning of your spine splitting!

Strangled Red:
I have no reason to be here, but I'll take you all down anyways!
You guys thinking you're the best has driven me even more crazed!
In a world that cheated me, why should I play fair?
Just like me when Miki died, you'll all be driven to despair!
I'll kill you all!  I'm going to do it!  You don't wanna know what's going in my mind.
This win is MINE!  Your guys' victory is something you can't find!
Nothing can be saved now, prepare your necks!  I'll strangle you all, there won't be a reset!
When you step up to me, you'll end up dead!  With the last thing you see is the color of red!

White Hand:
I can’t believe that you all think you understand
you’re nothing, but at least now you’re in my hand
Crashing through this battle, rapping till you all faint from this happening
Taking over game, cuz your bodies aren’t the only thing I’m “hacking”
trust me, you’ll be Missing, with No one to find the remains
All of you fighting for supremacy, but you’re all rapping the same
Make all the noises you want, it’ll prove to be futile
When I rip you into pieces you’ll know I made this battle “BRUTAL”

Hypno’s Lullaby:
Come with me little children, safe and happy you all be
As you Rest in your beds and I devour all your dreams
Don’t cry, it’s fine, Hypno wouldn’t hurt a fly
Fortunately all of you are non-invertebrate slime
I gotta hand it to you, White, you at least proved you aren’t the worst
Because MissingNO blowed for every second of his verse
Hypno lied to you all, sorry, now you’re all dead and done
Stay with me forever, we’ll have so much fun!

Lavender Town Syndrome:
Come and listen to my song, I’ll make all your ears bleed
You’ll all be suicidal in this battle, don’t believe me? 
Step out of the cave, into the town and feel my power. 
More fearsome than the ghost Marowak who haunts the tower
Any child who plays me, will end up being dead and severed
I’ll corrupt all of you, showing you who should be feared!
You think you’re scary, I got zombie Pokemon on my side!
Challenging me to a battle, better get ready to hide!

Ash’s Coma:
I leave my home, start my journey all alone and 
no.. NO! i’ll leave YOU all in a coma!
Your theories aren’t eerie, they’re etherial diseases
I’m the leader, and I’ll turn you into ash for your treason
my vision’s blurry, i can’t see
i thought we were all a team, maybe this is all a dream, 
your existence is fiction, you rather hurt than feel hurting
Time to show you what I’ve learned on my pokemon journey!

Stage 1: strike you with the bolt of lightning in my pocket
Stage 2: ignite your fires and blast you like Team Rocket
Stage 3: water gun you down with flows you can’t test
Stage 4: make new friends and become the very best!

if this is all in my head, sprawled on a hospital bed
i’m forever in debt to recycle the R.E.M. 
Come on! you pasta peoples can’t quite catch up!
Well, this battle is done, so let me pull the plug!

Pokepasta Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #15.

@mancha-4 as Chica
Logan Loehrer as Bonnie
@jmbraps as Foxy
@erboi as Freddy
@joshua-tomlin-1 as SCP-087
@stofferex as SCP-049
@videogamerapbattles as SCP-107
@ciaran-mcginn as SCP-173

Rap Battle
The SCP Foundation vs Five Nights at Freddy’s
Begin!

Chica:
Let’s eat! These SCPs don’t have a clue what they’ve done
We’ll grind you up, take you down before you see the sun

Bonnie:
You’re all Euclid bitches trying to step to real horrors
Let’s see how safe you feel when you can’t close your doors

Foxy:
Ahoy mateys, do you hear my foot steps on the ground 
I’ll hook up these SCPs to show I’m the scariest around

Freddy:
Your power’s running out; play dead all you want
But you’ll know there’s no way out when I start playing my song

SCP-087:
The SCP’s are here, get ready to get your neck snapped
These robots will be breaking down, now to finish this crap

SCP-049:
I can’t believe we’re battling a fox, bear, chicken, and a bunny
You Chuck E’ Cheese ripoffs can never get past these SCP MC’s

106:
Slaughter you and your guard, there shall be no witness
Your filthy pizza place ain’t the only thing going out of business

SCP-173:  
Blink, I dare you, you scum are no where near elucid 
I’d give you respect, if your game wasn’t so stupid

(Freddy) We’ll be running down the corridor, giving many gamers fright
(Bonnie) We’re draining the power, you’ll never survive the night!
(Chica) Super Creepy Pastas? And you call our game stupid, ha!
(Foxy) (Arrrr) You won’t see us coming when you can’t see the security cameras 
(Bonnie) Don’t try to close the door on us (Freddy) or you’ll be jump scared
(Foxy) I read your pastas; they sucked! (Chica) You’re not going anywhere
(Bonnie) Static on the screen, (Freddy) watch out, (Foxy) ain’t you cute!
(All) You couldn’t stay alive for 1 night, now we’ll stuff you in a bear suit


(173) You guys still wanna fight us? Well this should be fun
(049) Better step back before these animals become DATA EXPUNGED!
(106) Wipe the blood off your face, you’re all just a disgrace!
(087) This battle will end when you walk up my staircase
(106) This’ll be your time Freddy (087) we won’t be sending you to heaven
(173) We’ll be ripping all your heads off (049) like that girl in ‘87
(087) And now for your next show, (049) our rhymes will murder (173) you old abominations
(All) You guys can never compare, to the SCP Foundation!

Who Won?
You Decide!
Stay Tuned For The Next Rap Battle!



Five Nights At Freddy's vs The SCP Foundation

SEASON 2 COMING NEXT YEAR

Matthew Thomas as Hoody
Frenzy as Masky
Mancha as Ticci Toby
WoodenHornets as The Observer
B-Lo Lorbes as HABIT
Justin Buckner as Slenderman

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
HOODY!
VERSUS!
MASKY!
BEGIN!

Hoody:
Coming in this battle to attack, it’s the hooded horror from hell
Are you suppose to be scary or something? I can’t freaking tell!
Because you’re crappy Masky, you ain’t having much luck
You’re face is so ugly, you need a mask just to cover it up
Slendy picked me first because he knew I could get the job done
As compared to your broken legs, so there is nowhere for you to run
Go back to your cheesecake, this isn’t the place for you
Because to tell the truth, you’re the laughingstock of the crew

Masky:
I’ve murdered my friend, so killing you won’t be tough
Because I’m coming in rough, let me know when you’ve had enough
Your body will match your red eyes once I’m done with you
Because pointing a gun at Alex was the best your ass could ever do
Getting killed on the job? that’s workplace fatality
Because you’re falling off your game like how you fell off the balcony
I’m coughing because I’m spitting so ill it’s nasty
When you wake up you’ll realize, you’ve fallen prey to Masky

Ticci Toby:
Sh-Shut up Masky, w-watch as your deaths tick closer
You’re about to get ter-rekt, Hoody is nothing but a poser
Influenced by evil; the one turned true creepypasta villain
You can hide your faces all you want, I’ll always be killing
Feed you to the ticks, make you both forever suffer 
I don’t give a shit what I do and I don’t ca-care i-if I stutter 
Stop being so weak, I’ve actually moved on from my past
You’re not my first victims and YOU WON’T BE MY LAST

The Observer:
It’s The Observer here, oh I’m sorry, am I interrupting?
I will never rest, with these disses, you’ll be corrupting
I don’t Noah how you kids think your rhymes are effective
Your defective little minds can’t handle my lyrics so hectic
Happy Birthday to you! and good luck in the afterlife 
Because while I attack your mind, you attack with little knives
This transmission is complete, just like your lives, I’m done
Because you little bitches just lost to proxy #1

HABIT:
It’s time for you to see the words I’m spitting, call me Habit
I’m rapidly dissing these maggots, snapping ‘cause I’ve just about had it!
You’ll get mind fucked when I teleport you everywhere
You’re all twitching jokes, while I’m Everyman’s Hybird nightmare!
Insanity is the last thing to worry about when facing me
Because to be honest, you fuckers were already crazy!
Leave this battle, no Observer or masked kids will make it stop!
Even compared to Slender Man, I’ll always be on top!

Slenderman:
I’m towering over, your leader has Arrived
Don’t adjust your screen, what’s happening is live
Static attacking, got 8 tentacles I’m packing
Catching my proxies, to leave the bodies stacking
I’ve been feared by millions, I’m even known to kill a man
I’m tall, dark and handsome, you can call me the Slender Man
Beating Jeffy as much times as the pages I show
Then these five came in my wake just standing in my Shadow
Slenderman, Slenderman, the children run, like you should do
You oughta know I’m used to killing 12 year old girls like you
Know you shouldn’t be a hater, in front of your savior
You’re nothing but my little baiters, and I’m your creator

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP B- *static* ATTLES OF *static* CREEPYP- *static*


Hoody vs Masky. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 15

SEASON 4 IS HERE!

We are starting off this season with a bang, The Blues Brothers vs Drake & Josh featuring special guest rapper Richalvarez!

VideoGameRapBattles as Drake Bell
Game Mechanics (Logan)as Josh Peck
Richalvarez (Richard and Chris) as The Blues Brothers

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
DRAKE AND JOSH
VERSUS
THE BLUES BROTHERS
BEGIN

Josh Peck:
Yo, Joliet and Elwood, it's me, representing Nickelodeon
Don’t step these brothers ‘less you wanna tussle both of ‘em
We’ll put the blue in you brothers, you're  pathetic,  yo
With this flow we'll show why our show has so many episodes!

Drake Bell:
I've had enough of your ''soul'', so let me play my guitar!
I'm Drake Bell! I’ll wring you out while I spit bars
So keep your briefcase locked, you're about to get shocked
Go back to that prison with your Jailhouse rock!
(Drake) Look at it from our Belleview (Josh) you utterly suck!

Drake Bell:
Please just stop playing music, for that I'll pay 5000 bucks!

Josh:
I'm a straight A student, these Muppets got nothing up their sleeve!
(Josh) Thinking you can take us? (Drake) You're both crazier than Steve!
(Josh) I ain't callin you a truther so you losers better scram
(Drake) You two's talent is almost as hidden as our lamb!
(Josh) You claim you've got Soul, Man, (Drake) you'll still be beaten!

Drake and Josh:
And we could sum it up why in about 2000 different reasons!

Jake Blues:
All Drake cares about is being popular in school
And Josh's magic tricks make him look like a fool
You've should’ve Rawhid versus brothers so cool
Black suit and glasses, you know that we rule!

Elwood Blues:
Here we have two boobs, 

Jake Blues: well, I see four… 

Elwood Blues:
 Feel the rhythm and the blues with every hit of a chord 
Everybody needs somebody to love, but you both aren't it
We conquered every problem to save our orphanage!
(Elwood) These teenage dramaqueens (Jake) are obviously flawed

Elwood:
You fools can't stop us, we're on a mission from God!
(Jake) We're like Riders in the Sky (Elwood) and we ain't faking

Jake & Elwood: 
How can you think of beating us if you lose to Megan?

(Drake) Look, Josh!(Josh) they're shaking!(Drake and Josh) haha, high five!

(Drake) what would your career be without Saturday Night Live?

Drake Bell:
The best duo in the entertainment industry, there ain't no other

Josh Peck:
We're owning these fools so HUG ME, BROTHAH

Josh Peck:
I've got a bone to Peck with you two, slap you like it’s ping pong

Drake Bell:
If you can’t withstand our heat, keep your sunglasses on!
(Josh) I'm not gonna Give you some Lovin' (Drake) me neither, bro!

Drake and Josh:
Why don't you go back to your sweet home and Chiga-go!

Jake Blues:
Defeating Jake and Elwood, hell would have to freeze over

Elwood Blues:
We'll hit you with the bluesmobile like your names were both Oprah!
(Jake) The MC's of R&B spit such rhythm (Elwood) Yeah, we take it easy, man!

Jake Blues:
Flipping you the foam finger so you’ll throwdown again!
(Elwood) You've got a stupid cliché show (Jake and Elwood) don't deny it, Bell.

Elwood Blues:
The white trash, brain-dead version of Kenan and Kel!
(Jake) The Blues Brothers won this (Elwood) we're simply fantastic!

Jake and Elwood:
Go back to entertaining kids, we've got a cult classic!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Drake & Josh vs The Blues Brothers

Matthew Thomas as Dipper Pines
Fel as Finn the Human
Zack Maloney as Mabel Pines
MetalFireVA (NEW GUEST RAPPER) as Jake the Dog

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
FINN THE HUMAN
VERSUS
DIPPER PINES
TWO
BEGIN

Dipper Pines:
Dipper Pines here to take down Finn the Human once again
I know you might be 15, but you seriously look like you're 10
My disses are as strong as Susan Strong, that wannabe She-Hulk
Once this battle is done, I'll crack your deformed skull
When you wear your hat, it makes you look like you have an ugly tumor
You're just a wannabe Flapjack, except no amounts of humor
This is your end Finn, in the end, you’ll be going to hell
I’ll chop you like that time when I went to Taco Bell
I’m gonna fight you like Fight Fighters, so come on, let’s Rumble
You’ll tumble, you’re in trouble, and we’ll do it as a double
I bet your verse is gonna be a waste of time, and it’ll be dull
I mean I don’t wanna be rude, but you have the brains of Waddles
I know I might not get the heart of Wendy, but what makes you think you can beat me?
You’ve been trying to get the heart of Bubblegum from episode 1 to Season 3
You’re more babyish than Time Baby, you’ll never get to date a lady
Maybe if you stop being lazy, get off your ass daily, you’re super crazy, you’ll never beat gravity

Finn the Human:
What time is it? It’s time to kick this sore loser out of this battle
I’m the hero in the Land of Ooo, fighting me is just a hassle
You challenge me to round two, you must’ve been fucking insane
Like seriously dude, the people that watch your show is so cray-cray!
Dude, you go on more lame adventures than Flapjack, see
You say I’ll never date a lady, you can’t even get a date with Wendy
My show is awesome, just like the mathematical hat
I guess there’s a reason people call you a pussy, you sneeze like a cat
You find mystical creatures 24/7, well I don’t give a fuck
You’re more spoiled than that little bitch, Pacifica
If you say I have the brains of Waddles, well you have the brains of Soos
You should be falling apart when I blast my raps in autotune!
You’re gonna lose this one, is losing really a bitch?
How can you call yourself a man, when you can’t get your voice to the right pitch
You’re just a lonely 12 year old fag, who can’t spit a rhyme
You’ll be hiding from me in fear once I scream, ADVENTURE TIME!

Dipper Pines:
They call me Dipper Pines because I’m as tough as a pine tree
I could beat you any day and I’m not that manly
Your show actually got you popular? Congrats, have a $-12 dollar bill
You’ll never have anymore adventures after you hear my sister’s rapping skill
Mabel Pines:
I won’t be smiling like Smile Dip, here comes Mabel Pines
My brother will win this when we kick your butt Sev’ral Times
I’ll make you bite more than you can chew, have some Gummy Koalas
Now let’s take this kid down! The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima!

Finn the Human:
Shmow-zow! Did you really think you can bring out your drugged up sis?
This is low, even for you, is this Pine serious?
You mad kid? My rhymes are getting too hard for you to take
Now just sit back and take a lesson from my best friend, Jake!
Jake the Dog:
Dang dude, you need some help beating this Sherlock clone?
I can beat you in a stretch, prepare to be Gide-owned 
I’ll be watching my victory, as if my name was Bill Cipher
This bendy slendy dog will finish this by flipping the Dipper!

Dipper Pines:
It’s a mystery how you still think your rhymes are effective
Your show came first? Well guess what? I don’t give a duck-tective
I’ve been learning about the Mystery Shack throughout the summer, what did you do kid?
Don’t even dare spit another rhyme, or else you’ll be Finn-ished!

Finn the Human:
I’ve been fighting monsters and dragons, so learn this! 
Your brain is more invisible than the faces of your parents
It’s time I finish off this beating
Making sure this Dip-shit is defeated
I gotta go ‘cause the fans want more
I’ve chopped down your ass, that’s the end of this adventure

WHO WON!
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Dipper Pines vs Finn the Human 2. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 42.

Welcome to Season 2!

Matthew Thomas as Mario
Frenzy as Sonic.exe and I HATE YOU
Stoff as Sally.exe


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MARIO!
VERSUS!
SONIC.EXE!
TWO!
BEGIN!

MARIO:
I’m stepping into this 16 bit hell, you know your life will not end well
It’sa me Mario fool, with these rhymes, you’ll be impaled
You’re the fastest thing alive? But you still can’t run from me
It’s too late to change your mind, you’ll be left with Yoshi
You better commit suicide, that’s the selfish way out
Your eyes won’t be able to be found
Look into my heart, I’M FILLED WITH MALICE
You want real fear? Just step to the Yellow Switch Palace!
Challenge me again? You’ve triggered your own end!
You’ll never try to find me when I make this face again!

Sonic.exe:
Time for round 2, well this should be a breeze
Just ask all of my victims, you can’t escape Sonic.EXE
I took away the life of Tom, why should you even try
How can you call yourself scary when all you do is hide
Just admit it that I’m your god, you better fucking bow
You can never escape my hell, I’ll be your god for now
My eyes may be blood-shot, but I can still see
My victory was a true success, wouldn’t you agree?

MARIO:
NO I WOULDN’T! Wipe the blood from your eyes or I’ll nail ya!
Unlike you, my story is true, you were made by a failure
Watch out, this type of file may harm your hard drive
Point Of Advice: You’ll never make it out alive!

Sonic.exe:
I’ll rip out your guts, eat them when they’ve dried
How can you call yourself a threat? You commited suicide
So many disses to spit, but so little time
Just sit back and watch, like you did when I arrived

MARIO:
I AM GOD NOW, YOU JUST MILKED THOUSANDS OF SEQUELS 
What’s in this question block? It’ll be your doom, you fool
It’s the end now for you, you’ve lost to the one and only MARIO!
Time to bring in my brother bitch, LET’S-A GO

I HATE YOU:
I hate your rhymes so much, I’m the one with the flow 
Once you go into the Sunken Ghost Ship, you’ll scream “OH GOD NO!”
Why won’t you die? I swear to god, I’ll jump on your corpse for an eternity
Your pasta was so bad, that it got moved to the Trollpasta wiki!

Sonic.exe:
You’re in my world now, So don’t try to escape
You’re just a “creepy” picture, with your mouth agape
My burns are hotter than the fires of Green Hill
It’s time to get somebody else to rap for me, come in Sally, my love

Sally.exe:
Those rhymes from you were not perfect, I’ll give you a bunch of bruises
I might have my eyes stitched closed, but I can still see you losing
I HATE YOU, you were just a failed mistake
A fat plumber fighting me? Ha, just gimme a break!

MARIO:
You actually think it’s okay to send some furry abortion out to fight me?
You’ve stooped too low this time, Sonic.EXE
Unlike you, I don’t need a team to ensure defeat
A second game over, a second time you’ve been beat

Sonic.exe:
There was no hope for you to win in the first place
You can’t run away from me, I win every single race
Sonic.exe has won this game, it was great for you to play with me
I wanna have more fun, ready for round 3?

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

MARIO vs Sonic.exe 2. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 16.

Frenzy as King Tut
Froggy as Yugi/VGRB as Yami

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
KING TUT
VS
YUGI MUTO
BEGIN

King Tut:
Flow like the Nile, disses hot like the land that I rule
Gonna leave this grandaddy's boy royally schooled
Bust your nose like the Sphinx, King Tut brings the thunder
No Magician can save you boy, I'm the eighth world wonder!
I will diss a mindless kid from ’96 in hieroglyphs!
He’ll find that my design’s divine, I’m twice as big as Cairo is!
The golden-aged boy king from the ancient era's
‘bout to go Apophis on this gothic Goku in mascara.

Yugi Muto:
Tutan, Khamun (come on)! if you really want to duel,
i’ll activate my trap card under your bejeweled stool!
My friends give me strength, believe in the heart of the cards
A mummy broken as you isn’t worthy of my graveyard

King Tut:
I’ll banish your little deck up your anime anus!
My legacy is ageless, while you became Nameless!
Your franchise is founded on myself, Ra and Isis
Now D-D-D-Disappear with your silly identity crisis

Yugi:
YU-GI-OHHHHHH

Yami:
Of all your tall tales there’s one thing I trust:
your discovery proved that you’re nothing but a ‘bust'!
It's time to duel! I'm the king of Games
and your the off-spring of an incestuous tomb-raid!
You claim that you reign, but now I’ve been summoned,
and I'll leave you puzzled for millenniums coming!
Your life points are low, you're getting overwhelmed
You just was Yu-Gi-Owned, and sent to the Shadow Realm

King Tut vs Yugi Muto

WoodenHornets as Mr. Mix
Matthew as Ticket Taker

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MR. MIX!
VERSUS!
THE TICKET TAKER!
BEGIN!

Mr. Mix:
It’s Mr. Mix here, let me teach you how to bake
A delicious plate of your one and only fate
I’m a baker, you’re a taker, my game is much greater
For god’s sake, you’re a piece of shit, prepare to meet your maker, you faker
You better hurry up, type the letters, or it’ll be your Doom
My music will leave your ears bleed, while I’m cooking some food
Try to reach the final level, it’s your own risk
You may be the ticket taker, but I’ll still leave you ticked

The Ticket Taker:
It’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat
I’m ticket taking your life, and it will be in 3D
You think loud growls are scary? Dude, you must be a joke
Nobody wants to play your game, just admit it, I’ll make you croak
Your disses are stale, just give me a break
You won’t be mixing anymore more, once I win this for god’s sake
Your story sucks so much, how could people find you spooky?
Thank you for listening to this verse, now please enjoy the movie

Mr. Mix:
I’ll put your films in a bowl and stir it like cake mix
Then I’ll put you in the oven, guess who I’m baking?
My rhymes are yummy, got games better than Killswitch
Now lie down sonny. *whispers* Shhhh, I’m Mr. Mix

Swirly Head Man:
It’s time to swirl this battle up, prepare to be owned
How can kids take you serious? You have the face of Mario!
I’ll be putting a brick wall here, then leave you severed
Now that this is done, you can never reach the other levels!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES *loud growl* OF CREEPYPASTA!

Mr. Mix vs The Ticket Taker. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 18.

Fel as Charlie Brown
Froggy as Doug Funnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHARLIE BROWN!
VERSUS!
DOUG FUNNIE!
BEGIN!

Charlie Brown:
It’s Charlie Brown, prepare to get stomped on by the Great Big Pimp-king
Go back to writing in your diary, about how you’re not gonna win
Eat your dog up like a Porkchop, your whole show is just a flop
In spitting disses, I’m on top, ‘cause my rhymes are harder than Halloween rocks
I’ll crunch you like peanuts, so you’ll just simply slip and fall
I’ll kick you out of this battle, as if you were a football
I got a blanket full of disses just to defeat ya
Just admit it, you’ll never get Patti to lick your Skeeter

Doug Funnie:
Looks like it’s a job for the one and only, Quailman!
Go back to your blanket, because you’re nothing but bland
I got friends by my side all the time! You got an overrated canine!
Grow up Charlie Brown! Because like your sister, you always whine
Bang ya like a Neematoad, so prepare to get lyrically crushed
Only girl you want was a spoiled brat who abuses you too much
I’m gonna smash you, ‘cause I’m Smash Adams, the ultimate secret agent
Hell, without The Simpsons, you wouldn’t even be famous

Charlie Brown:
You were rapping? All I heard was horns and trumpet noises, that’s crude
If the color scheme wasn’t enough, what’s up with everyone being named after food?
I have a movie up my sleeve, yours just piss off Nostalgic Critics 
Good Grief, not even Sally is as annoying as the rhymes that you’re spitting
I’m a good man, Charlie Brown, by the end of this battle, you’ll be having a frown
I’m the ultimate champion, I deserve a crown, you’re not funny, Funnie, you’re going down!
I’m popular, all over the nation, your show is just a 90’s failed creation
My show’s the pinnacle of animation! You’ve lost this battle, congratulations!

Doug Funnie:
Even if I sound like trumpet noises, you will still be in for a loss
People hate you so much, that on Halloween, you only got rocks
Feel that irony, when you’re calling me a monstrous devastation;  
You’re filled with terrible voice actors, cheap jokes and LAZY ANIMATION!
Shut up Charlie Brown, or I’ll insert my foot into your Peanuts
Then I’ll cook you up like a Charlie brown-ie, you’re out of luck
Why the heck do you even bother? When you can’t rap for shit
So go back to comic strips, because it’s clear who won this

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATT- (trips) (good grief) OF CARTOONS!


Charlie Brown vs Doug Funnie. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 43.

@jmbraps as Toon Link
@stofferex as Paper Mario

Toon Link:
A new legend was born, and he’s here to teach this man a lesson
I’m saving Hyrule while you’re busy buying contact lens
What’s your puny hammer got against my Master Sword, kid?
I would stomp you flat, but you’ve already beat me to it
Using the Wind’s Requiem to blow your paper back to town!
You better run before I use these Iron Boots to squash you down!
You suck more than my Gust Jar, so I won’t hear another word
when I whip out my Pacci’s Cane and use it to flip you the bird!

Paper Mario:
This grandmama’s boy just stepped up to the wrong mascot
The RPG master’s gonna snap this win without a Picto Box!
A schizophrenic with a talking boat are trash for the millienia
I’ll switch to 3D mode and kick you back to Pennsylvania
A twelve year old boy trying to be Poseidon
While I’m Morphing into airplanes to crash into your little islands!
I’m the super duper trooper ruler attacking this junior!
Your appearance in Smash was more useless than the Tingle Tuner

Toon Link:
Someone’s jealous that Doctor Mario was the chosen clone!
Bring your brother to this battle and I’ll show you how to smash Bros.!
Throw you in the paper shredder and leave you in the Royal Crypt
You’ll take a turn for the worse with a Spin Attack, so just split!
Now onwards, and forwards! We’ll wreck you with Four Swords!
You’re Borderline horrible, Door more disappointing than Pandora
Useless! I wouldn’t even crumple you up in a ball for my plumbing!
Your rhymes were worse than Sticker Star, and that’s saying something

Paper Mario:
Mama Mia, has it not crossed these four blind mice
That their ginormous Rupee Wallet won't help them pay the price?
While I’m feeling up Flurry, you four latch each other’s Hookshots
Give up now, because all your efforts are just for X-Naught!
Your time is running out! Hourglass won’t help you little boy!
So take another step closer and you’ll get sucked into the Void
I’d rather deal with Tingle’s quest, than listen to this ingrate
Just like Zess T.’s recipes, all your games were just Mistakes!

Toon Link vs Paper Mario

Game Mechanics as SCP-087
Justin Buckner as This Man

Josh as SCP-087
Matthew as This Man

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SCP-087!
VERSUS!
THIS MAN!
BEGIN!

SCP-087:
Look into my blank eyes, it’ll give you a true scare
that’s more scary than an ugly man’s face, I’m aware
I’ll take you down stairs, and show you what I’m all about
‘Cause my victory is as big as your giant eyebrows
I might have no eyesight, but I can see your defeat
I’ll take down these lights, prepare to be beaten by me
Go back to being Santa Claus, I’ll just be sitting down here
This SCP MC will make this man shed a tear

This Man:
Ever dream of me? ‘cause this is gonna be a scary time
This Man will make this SCP be glad that he’s blind
More than 2000 people are dreaming about me, you’re not even creepy
I’ll take you to a deserted mall, if you really wanna mess with me
I know you’ve seen this man, but have you seen yourself?
You’re only seen on stairs, while I make every dream hell
Stop hiding down the basement stairs, you’re looking like a fool
I’m a school teacher, so I can say that you just got schooled!

SCP-087:
There is more evidence of me than you, so don’t even try
These eyes will fright this guy that fears night times
I’ll ‘cause a scene on this pedophile, looking over people sleep
Get down here now, you’ll be hearing a child scream!

This Man:
I got pictures around the world, you can check all the nations
How can you beat me when you’re only found in a foundation
Been in the game since 2006, I’m a huge part of history
Your endpoint is mysterious? Don’t worry, I’ll solve this mystery

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

This Man vs SCP-087. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 20.

@jmbraps as Jack the Ripper
@froggy7771 as the Zodiac Killer
@mat4yo as Ed Gein
@richalvarez as John Wayne Gacy
@rlyoshi as Charles Manson
Chris Muller as Ted Bundy
@stofferex as Jeffrey Dahmer


Jack The Ripper vs The Zodiac Killer

@erboi as Freddy
@stofferex as SCP-049 and Foxy
@mancha-4 as Chica
@lyrical-warfare1 as Bonnie
@mat4yo as SCP-096 and Mangle
@epicrapbattlesofcartoons as Balloon Boy
@vinnyot as Marionette
@joshua-tomlin-1 as SCP-087
@froggy7771 as SCP-106
@ciaran-mcginn as SCP-173
@erbocb as SCP-682 
@metalfire-2 as SCP-035
@s0n1c-fr3nzy as SCP-701
@blingface as SCP-____-J
@jmbraps as Kain Pathos Crow
@flamingguitar14 as Phone Guy
@videogamerapbattles as Mike Schmidt

(SCP-173) Time for another curbstomp, so we’ll finish this for good
(SCP-087) With brute force, we’ll terrorize more than you ever could
(SCP-106) You trilogy won’t ever catch up to our Secure Containment Breach!
(SCP-049) Your franchise's an even worse cash cow than Call of Duty!
(087) See this through our eyes, (173) you’re nothing to what we’ve achieved
(106) We broke out of captivity, (049) but in your place? you’ll never leave
(173) We’ll strangle you purple, (087) and then break your neck with these disses
(106) Then escape without a trace and take out the witnesses
(682) If there is an ounce of enjoyment with your crap, (701) then it’s been lost
Probably under all your porn, (035) where your fans jerk off
(096) Listen Freddy, take your glitched up pack of misfits and leave
(All) Because it’s clear to see to us SCP’s, you’ve crossed the wrong team


Five Nights at Freddy’s:
(Bonnie) You think you can escape? This’ll be a long night
(Freddy) I’ve got you in my sights, but don’t worry, I’ll make everything alright
(Chica) Bonnie hit the lights, (Foxy) (Yarr!) I’ll be the one that bites!
(Foxy, Freddy, Chica and Bonnie) Welcome to night 2, I hope you’re ready for a fight!
(Freddy) It hasn't been an hour yet and your time's already running out
(Marionette) Winding up, like a jack in the box, making this a bloody bout
(Freddy) Fighting against us? (Bonnie & Chica) The craziest killer crew?
(Foxy, Freddy, Chica and Bonnie) How many SCP's does it take to know that they'll lose?
(Foxy & Mangle) When we spot you from the corridor (Freddy) LET’S TAG TEAM AND SHOW 
(Marionette) Why it’s not a good idea to be here at night alone
(BB) Oh please, don’t move on my account, let’s have some fun!
(BB) this would be better with the lights off (Marionette) as from the darkness I lunge!

SCPs:
(087) Let’s take ‘em, (049) and break ‘em (-___-J) I’ll do it later…
(682) Tearing up these animals, (173) and putting this chick in an incubator 
(035 and 096) Welcome to our “Horror Box” (106) you’ve stepped too far this time
(All) You’ll find you’ll get weaker at the end of each line

Phone Guy:
Hello? Can you hear me? I’m just here to leave a message
There’s something besides the animatronics that’s in your presence
But I think you can handle it, it doesn’t seem like such a threat
Oh, let me give you a tip, hopefully I won’t disconne- *phone disconnects*

Golden Freddy:
I’m the one the kids fear, you should never overlook this bear
Go fall down the stairs, or maybe even collapse at my grizzly stare 
Surviving five night’s at freddy’s isn’t as easy as it seems
But you see, my victory is golden! Get what I mean?

Dr. Crow:
No I don’t know what you mean, there’s a first time for everything
Out of all the subjects I’ve reported, you’re the most ridiculous being
Beating you? Just something I’ll scratch off my to-do list
Because coming to this facility put your lives at risk



Mike Schmidt:
I’ve been watching over you guys, and now it’s time I step in
On this scientist and his subjects, trying so hard just to win
It’s meaningless, you don’t know what those machines are like
Balloon boy will trap you, and Foxy isn’t afraid to bite
Blood and gore on the floor, with no chance to shut the doors
The power running low, I had no idea what I was in for
But, I can’t believe I survived a whole entire week
It’s 6 A.M, my shift is done, and my work here is complete 


Five Nights at Freddy's vs The SCP Foundation 2

Stofferex as Yakko
MetalFireVA as Wakko
Leafy Dubs (NEW GUEST RAPPER) as Dot
Justin Buckner as Alvin
Nathan Provost as Simon
WoodenHornets as Theodore

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ANIMANIACS
VERSUS
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
BEGIN

Yakko:
We’re the Warner Brothers, and we’re gonna warn these fools
that if they mess with the Animaniacs, they’re gonna get schooled
Wakko:
HELLO NURSE! Oh wait it’s just three tree huggers
You are pop culture in a nutshell! Rubbish little buggers
Dot:
I’ll ride my bike, and run over these three, they’re gonna get maimed
I keep these two in check while you guys will stay lame
Yakko:
You make me yak, so step back from us
Or else I’ll take Alvin’s hat and shove it up your furry butt

Alvin:
Hey Dave! Can we beat these time travelling dummies
They’re just like Disney cartoons, except not funny! 
Simon:
Wakko, stop being so wack yo, and get out of here son
These three will be needing a Witch Doctor after this is done
Theodore:
Don’t Animani-act like you’re gonna win against these three
Even a chipmunk with less of a brain would say you can’t beat me
Alvin:
You stole from everyone, call you “The Animated Burglars“
Now you be looking like mutated rat assed perverts 

Animaniacs:
These Animatics are at it with their charismatic flow!  
Go back to Jason Lee, ‘cause we’re taking over the show!
Even Dave can’t stand you, so don’t bother
Yakko: We’re the best Wakko: beat the rest Dot: ain’t no others
Yakko:
You all should be ashamed, you’re gonna be ruined 
Wakko:
Stop eating so much Theodore, you’re getting bigger than the moon
Dot:
We’ve got the slapstick, the comedy- Wakko: and the voice so soothing 
Animaniacs:
‘Cause your rapping is way worse than your 2007 movie!

Alvin and the Chipmunks:
We sing and bring joy, you guys are past retro!
Your animation is even worse than your innuendo 
Alvin:
Let’s teach these freaks who can actually sing better
(Singing) We’re incredible, Simon: amazing Theodore: like the letters on our sweaters 
Alvin:
We can actually write songs with help from our producer
Simon:
I’m the smart one, so I can already tell you’re the losers
Theodore:
We’ll leave your animated asses looking like Disney rejects 
Alvin and the Chipmunks:
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot just got chipwrecked!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Alvin and the Chipmunks vs Animaniacs. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 44.

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EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD
VERSUS
IRATE GAMER
BEGIN!


Irate Gamer:
Cowabunga! Time to beat this ugly dork from the past,
The ultimate duel of angry gamers has finally come at last!
You say I'm a copier of your show? Well, that's just damn absurd,
You are just an angry retard, you're not even really a nerd!
Your show is as lame as it gets! atleast mine has special effects
Ill take down this geek like G.I Joe took down the jets
I reviewed the worst games dude, your videos are simply a bore,
You have entered the Game Lab, now lemme give you a tour!
AVGN? doesnt even compare to the I.G
cuz this O.G is gonna make this has ben R.I.P
ET was something I reviewed before it was known,
I'll show you my robot Rob, He's as cool as a drone!
You wana duel with me? Ill make you my bitch in defeat!
since all you seem to talk about is the importance of skeet!
I'll Super Smash your hot wife, because you have all of my hate,
In other words, you little shit, YOU MAKE ME IRATE!
Angry Video Game Nerd:
YA know whats bullshiiit? Copy fuck farts like you,
Who think they can re create my show, and claim its something new!
Forget you man, lookin at your face makes me wanna hurl,
Just like Nintendo Power, You have the rap level of a girl!
Screw you, you're an anal bead covered in spit,
To make reviews of games you need to at least have some wit!
You need way more emotion to actually gain fans,
I have been making movies before you even had hands!
Bitch I'm a legend, I'll  cinemassacre your family,
you're just a troll-magnet, while i get all the flattery
Quit sittin around, jerking your Qbert on your NES
What kind of 25 year old fatass has never touched a girls' breasts?!?!
I'mma finish your ass like Legend of Zelda 2,
You are a solo douchebag trying to mess with my crew!
Angry Video Game Nerd don't forget it, I know you'll lose,
Because you love kissing my ass, just for a couple thousand views!
Irate Gamer:
Again, I don't copy you, how many times do I have to say it!?
I'll beat your ass and upload it, Hell, I'll even create a play list
Killing  you quick with wits, 
I don't need my fists, 
Whenever your name is said it just gets me pissed,
 you wanna battle with this? 
Just try and blits, 
I'll show this nerd some serious shit
I spit an aurora of hate bitch! I'll verbally rip off your balls,
Fuck your show man, once I'm famous I'll never give you any calls
So just shut the fuck up you twit, you will never beat me 
Your shitty rhymes were more repetitive than Ninja Turtles Three. 
Angry Video Game Nerd:
Here we go, it's time to take you back to the past,
to play the shitty games, like you, they probably suck ass
Your whole series should have ended before it even was thought of,
I'll shove my fist down your throat with my Nintendo Power glove,
Rolling rock your pets brains out, make you regret, and pout!
Hell if you even had a girlfriend, I would give her a shout
How can anyone give credit to a dude who steals original ideas
I would rather get shit on by a buffalo drenched in diarrhea.

Nostalgia Critic:
Prepare to get crushed by Channel Awesome
You're nothing but a Demo Reel, so proceed with caution
That Guy With The Glasses is here to kick both your asses
Shoot you piss holes with my pistol, abomination of assness
Here's a top eleven of why you suck with aplomb
Number one: you two SERIOUSLY overdrop the f-bomb
You've Doug your own grave, and now I Walker all over you
I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES