rap battles

Bet you weren't expecting this.....

B-Lo Lorbes as Shigeru Miyamoto
Justin Buckner as Gabe Newell
VideoGameRapBattles as Mario and Scout

Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 36.

Frieza:
Evil and regal, the rightful heir to my father’s throne
And they pit me against an “equal” failed experiment of a clone?
What a joke! (hah!) I block your path like Snorlax, you won’t go far 
My advice is that you abort, like the fetus that you are (hohohoho!)
So forgettable: Mew-who — this crude fool’s bouta get screwed
The death scene? My Death Beams shooting through you like voodoo
You do read minds right? So why’d you choose this fight?
You’ll be the next to get burned by Supernova-hot rhymes

Mewtwo:
Go use the shitter, sci-fi Hitler, you sound Super constipated
If this were an ego contest, you’d be the winner, undebated
But since it ain’t, you’ve sealed your fate: leave you sobbing like Pikachu
I’m at the Top when it comes to ‘mons, force you to replay peekaboo.

Space Karen better go take a seat next to Ash
For you must be stoned to think you’ll win this clash
Spitting Colder than your dad on the track
We all know that for Cheelai you down bad
When I’m on the attack, this ant should keep back
End you quick with a Focus Blast
You’d think I’m Burter, I’m rhyming fast
Steel-ing this win; like your type is Grass

I suggest growing your horns back, ‘cuz up there right now it’s looking bare
Bet that’s why you really offed Krillin, was blinded with jealousy, no Solar Flare
Really, this space ‘count’ can't even tell the time? How sad.
I’d say you’re screaming like a girl, but I guess one’s voiced you in the past

Frieza:
I expected dazzling fireworks, that was an awful display
And my actress remains praised, yours is hated to this day
Wish to insult my appearance? Here’s something to consider:
Change into your Y form, and take a good look in the mirror!

For somebody who’s used a spoon as a weapon
You can’t scoop a win into your possession
I am divine, you are sublime
Banned from being competitive right? Then get the hell out of my sight!

Now I’ll be wrapping this up like my home in Hell
Flipping off this skinny two toed Pokémon, Go fuck yourself!!!

Mewtwo:
Got saved from death and rebuilt as a cyborg, but it didn’t go well
Trunks went and split you in half just like the opinions of Dragon Ball fans after Cell
I’ve been used as a pawn before to fulfill desires of powerful men 
But that’s nothing compared to when you were used as a toy by Broly for hours on end
Your character’s hard to defend, enslaving races without a care
So how about I whip you until you’re on your knees begging to be spared again?
Couldn’t spew heat like a Charizard, you proved to be no hassle
It would seem your Golden Form has taken Silver in this battle

@fightmarker as Frieza
King Mewtwo as Mewtwo (yes)
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help by @sw4nked, @snakebite126, @metamachinee and Robo Rebellion Studios
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover Art by @micahmp4

Frieza vs Mewtwo. Anything vs Dragon Ball

Dababy vs. Optimus Prime - Royal Rap Battle!


Danii As Dababy 


Swizkii As Optimus Prime 


Art by Forgottensons & Supergamerbro 


Mixed by Light_IWNL


Special thanks to Snakebite126


Chiselled by Raisu Battle


Written by King Ducky


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


Dababy:

Less goooo, (yuh) you wanna face me? Dababy? (huh?)

Bitches crazy for me, the only hoes you know are Mercedes (haha)

Saturday morning is a sadder day morning for you fans cuz your show has died 

Yuh yuh, ain’t it funny how optimistic Optimus is past his prime? (Oh!)


So I say you stop it and listen (uhuh) every single shot you be missing (For real)

But if this trash bin’s my opposition I’ll pull out the nine, traumatise all the children (yeah!)

You used to get women but Megatron pulled up and put your bitch down (Ouch)

Ariel’s no longer under the sea, that hoe is six feet under the ground! 


Optimus Prime:

Seems you didn't do your research Kirk, you’ve always been a cop out

See, she and I were rebuilt jerk, don’t try to school me drop out

Your lines are only slapping when your palm lines collide with a woman's face

So do the same as you did after that day: Don’t say shit and walk off the stage


Can’t even create an apology properly so what makes you think you can mess with me?

A balding mumbo jumbo mumble rapper can't even get close to my legacy!

You’re just another fad among many and your bars clearly show that

But I’ll aim for that big target atop your large head, haha no cap


Dababy:

When my fans pull up they pull up vids of them doin’ pull-ups (yuh?)

When your fans pull up all they do is pull up their Pull-Ups, I PULL UP


Step to my group you’ll be leavin’ in two, you’ll look the same as your palette: Red, black and blue

Everyone prefers Bumblee over you bitch ass, plus your movies def belong down the chute (Wooh!)

Bay directed that shit, explains why it blew like your shoulder when I pop out the glock and then shoot

Like you were Brawn, now there goes your brawn. You’ll be taking bronze, silver goes to my crew (yeah)


When these bullets reach your cranium (yuh?) you’ll be turning grey again (true!)

And this time no one will be savin’ him (nope!) it loses stakes, no more playin’ pretend 

You basic bitch, when facing this I'll forge this trash bin ass into my hand warmer

With your ships, not Seaspray (nah), I'm not surprised they call ya Trans-formers! (Ayyy haha)


Optimus Prime:

When Optimus Prime is rocking the mic he’s already erased the thought of mercy

I'm not surprised you’d be droppin’ a rhyme like that considering your controversies 

Committing robberies when you got lots of green? Heh, that's quite depressing, yet 

I wouldn't put trust in your beliefs since you think Kanye should be president! (Nah)


I'm not usually as mean but when faced teeny fiends i’ll easily split them at the seams

Your fame wouldn't be the same as it is today if not for the memes

Ironic, a mugging got you a mug shot, for a third time you’ve been caught now

Luckily for you I'm done going all out… Autobots, roll out


Dababy vs. Optimus Prime - Royal Rap Battle!

Main Cast:
RNG as The Engineer 
M!CAH as Ned Kelly

Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Danii
Written by: Cri
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Art: 3ple (Borrowed from Dilly!)

Battle:

The Engineer:
Listen partner, you don't want to get a battle started 
Though I know problems’ll come given the path you've charted
Got 11 degrees and machines to blow past your defenses 
But with all of those crimes you think you’d have some sort of cents/sense, kid

Now I respect a man for fighting for what he believed in
But you shouldn't let a hostage spoil your plans for the weekend
Father wouldn't spill a drop, see. He went 6 feet deep to dropsy
And I actually solve my problems, that's where we are different

Now listen, I get your name is a bit of an icon
But ya let your fortress crumble with no team left to rely on
And with the mile long pages of your manifesto tainted
It wouldn’t take any cosmetics to let the walls get painted (Nope)

To some your a hero, to others a villain
From saving a kid from drowning, to in and out of prison
Was chasing horses around instead of horsing around
But life would Short Circuit when uncle let Power down

Ned Kelly:
It's quite comical thinking that you're the type to make a difference 
When you’re called to complete a few tasks whilst I'm on a mission
Efficient in my vision, and I don’t mean to make a scene
But like the skin ‘round ya hand I’m about to break the seams 

Left your team in the dust so your boss could continue her destruction
While my name’s become iconic for putting a stop to corruption
A Gunslinger shooting sloppy shots isn't good I reckon
Everything’s bigger in Texas including the hole in ya head, dick

But I don’t think he’d understand, cause this lad seems quite dense
Yells “cheers” with a beer and calls that his defense
And how he still has any relevance is a bit of a mystery
Since the backstory of this cunts family is far more interesting 

And I’d know a thing or two about that, followed my father’s footsteps 
Would say the same for you, but he doesn’t have a foot left
Man was a walking forklift before his brains were scattered 
Cause I am Ned Kelly and you’re a dead bastard

The Engineer:
I don't think you know what you're getting into 
When you’re taking shot for no legs but that's exactly how the cops could get you
Either they be dead or imprisoned your family tree is broken
Seems that the noose wasn't the only thing that left you choking

Ya think roping your siblings into your mess makes you look tough
I mean ya got tons to spare, parents figured eight is enough
Aim a shot at your head, pull the trigger: you’re dead
And when Ned’s full of lead no way he's getting up again

Ned Kelly:
Oh don’t act like you're better than the rest of your crew
You see an obstacle in your way and now its a target to shoot
But when a Con crosses Kelly a mechanic’s getting caught in trouble
When the real life Iron Man leaves your machines as mere rubble

Oh now, don't get your overalls all twisted up mate
Even if displays of flames are what make you shit the place
And yes they hung me up but my legacy last beyond a fight
So hats off as his story meets its end, such is life

The Engineer vs Ned Kelly - TF2 vs Anything (ft. RNG and M!CAH)

RE RE RE REMIX! I'm much happier with this project now! It's two of the most iconic orange cats with a love for layered foods duking it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

SIR Rap Battles as Stampy
UBERocity as Garfield

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Arranged by Serena
Beat by Anywaywell

Art by Grasman
Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special Thanks to Fightmarker, RaccoonBroVA, GnomeYT and YLFEthan

LYRICS:

Stampy (0:09)
Hello, this is Stampy, and welcome to a let’s play vid
Today we’re against the scrap pages of Jim Davis
Your schtick is being lazy? That’s mundane
Not feeling up to battling? Must be a case of Mondays!

Your owner’s Jon, but your plot points Aren’t-Buckled
Seems your continuity has Garfield Kart-trouble
Since 2012, I’ve been on that Minecraft star hustle
Born in ‘76, and yet you’ve fallen to a Paws struggle

From Murray to Pratt, you’ve an array of casts
But with your production rights, away they’ve been passed
Sony, Fox, Paramount, and plastered on newspapers
This sellout amounts to having mastered reduced labor

And you’re the comic Guinness backs? I must really need a break
Eat you in minutes on this track as if you were a piece of cake
There are limits that I lack, fighting googlies I attack
Sic my dogs onto your back, since I know they make you quake

Garfield (0:47)

Yawn About time you wrapped up your verse
Ehh, I’ve heard worse, but now allow me to converse
Try to keep viewers immersed, but all your content is rehearsed
You wanna leave a mark on YouTube? Try to Hit the Target first

You sure run a Lovely World with all the helpers you’ve locked out
Man, you’re filled with even more crap than your dog house
Speaking of dogs, you’ve got too many to handle
Left some more dead than a Minecrafter’s channel

You used to be a hit, anyone can attest
Then you took a harder hit than you did with Wonder Quest
Think you’ve got fans on your pages? Be realistic, kid
The ink is going hard on mine like a ballistic squid

Now I’ll be taking names like we’re in the Love Garden
Lost memories are the only thing that heart’s guardin’
I’ve got one last thing that I need to tell you, dude
I bet Lee only left so he could hand the L to you

Stampy (1:24)
Don’t you dare threaten my canines, or else when the dust settles
You’ll be in the ground like you were some love love petals!
So you'd better quit the meddlin' with this MC veteran
I’ll cut your story short, like your show moved to Nickelodeon

If we’re talking dogs, you sure treat Odie like a rough one
No denying that this bully left him half his legs to walk on
If you keep sleeping in, you’ll be a zombie in this ordeal
Not even bone meal can bring your rep back from Gorefield

Entertaining kids for years, still at the peak of my genre
Your three-panel plots are cheesier than your lasagna
You’re impressing no one from that bed in which you’re comfortably curled
So make like Veeva: Dash the hell out of my Lovely World

Garfield (1:53)
Jeez, that writing was even worse than your book’s, chum
You’re looking Fidgety ‘cause that’s where you took your looks from
Your comedy’s more childish than all of Minecraft’s players
I like my comics like I like my lasagna: with layers!

Looking timid on the stage, why the Stampylongface?
You look like you in Story Mode: wrong time, wrong place
Started in FPS, but like your noms it’s only blanks you shoot
Look at the margins, and I’d bargain that you’re yesterday’s news

Write a better script for viewers if you’re hoping they’ll subscribe
I’m spitting fire on my papers like I’m smoking from a pipe
Not even Pooky likes this showman that was once an inspiration
But I guess the limit really was your imagination (Zzz)

Garfield vs Stampy Cat | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS [REDUX] (feat. SIR Rap Battles and UBERocity)

THIS IS MATTIES BATTLE
I ONLY UPLOADED IT FOR THEM

Rosenthal as Nugget Dog
garbageGothic as Stupid fucking Horse
Written by: M&Mattie
Edited by: kkfkf
Mixed by: Silus Gadjdosik
Beat: https://youtube.com/watch?v=PTe8H_rqDTw&feature=share9
Beat by: Fantom XXX
Nugget Dog:  
Stepping to a bad dog guess ya haven't heard
Ain't flooding any dreams yet they still spread my word
I'm dominate and toppling FRBs biggest names
Ask anyone in call right now who has the bigger fame (ya see)
Im built different, my presence is chillin, enter a call and that shit ain't the same
I kill bitches, you ditched Dani, that ain't the spirit of rap battle day
And what can I say, you're monstrous.  Lying to our face
Knock Rayyan off this Trojan Horse then set that shit ablaze
Stupid Horse:
Sorry did I miss something? Who started this kids craze?
I mean it's got me chucklin: Whats with the long face?
I leave Serena shook, so imma just say fuck it
Who let bro cook? Turnin Tracks to burnt chicken nuggets
Lil bros claiming dominance? I'm up here toppin lists
Its like its Nugget Rap Battles up here with all  these toxins
Dawg I got that dawg in me so instead of having a fit
Talk your talk or why not go back to your room and cry bitch
Nugget Dog:
I'll say it: Mario vs Link was kinda Mid heathen
Ain't talkin my main man when I get my Dick Eaton
Epona's more Ebola. Don't make this a chore
Shake a Clown to his core till he's crying on the floor.
Stupid Horse:
That was a nice first draft!  Can't wait for the full plan
Fuckin up this bitch now he's dead.  Mr Hands!
See you're drowning in my flow, good luck with me.
May not be a titan but you ending like that submarine….

Nugget Dog vs. Stupid Fucking Horse

Gumball - Fel
Darwin - Zack

Mordecai - Frenzy
Rigby - Anthony

CARTOON MADE RAP BAAAAAAAATLES SEASON 2!
GUMBALL AND DARWIN
VS
MORDECAI AND RIGBY 
2
BEGIN

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You in for another round, well then we better start dissing!
D:
They look yum! Roast Racoon and Kentucky Fried Chicken!?
G:
Your shows name is right cause you’re regular and boring,
D:
Don’t watch your first episode you’ll end up snoring!
G:
You know whats better than you're crap, YOUR MOM
D:
Go back to playing punchies because you’re too dumb to face us!
G:
You’re anything but fine! Welcome to my amazing world, bitch!
D:
We’ll leave you in a bigger depression than when you got dumped by Margret. 

Mordecai:
Oooooooh! These twerps think they can talk shit?
We’ve been around longer, you’ll never get Penny, so quit!
In fact you don’t know shit about love, I’m an expert...
And if you dare mention her, you’re going to get hurt!
You’re a god damn bunny thing with a talking fish as a friend

Obviously no one liked you so you had to play pretend!
Dodge or Dare? I dare you to admit your defeat!
I don’t have time for this, I’m gonna go get a sandwich with cheese!

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You need to buffin up, take some lessons from muscleman
D:
And you need to actually get some work done! Oh wait, you can’t!
G:
Benson has a point, you guys lazy dude obsessed “things”
D:
Not even the deathbear can amount to the pain we’ll bring!
G:
Come back here blue birdy, you two are not going anywear.
D:
I’m going to destroy your lives that you risked for some stupid chairs!
G:
You're futures so dull, shades won’t make it any brighter!
Both:
Think you're little hamboning is cool, well you’re getting more stupider!

Rigby:
How in the H are we going to fix these two messes?
You know you wanna suck the power, so it’s best you confess it! 
We got a sucker fish who likes to suck on his friend’s gumballs
And we got a bunny rabbit faggot, who’s ego is so small...
You're mother is fucking crazy, how much hate can you take?
Chilling and grilling you will be better than FREE CAKE!
STOP TALKING! I’ll run over you with our golf cart, make you butthurt!
Shove some cheese curls in my trash hole, you two little turds!

WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
YOUUUU DECIDEEE!
EPIC - OOOOOOHHHH - CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!

Mordecai And Rigby vs Gumball And Darwin 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Thumbnail created by: Matthew
Mixed by: Matthew

WHO WON?
https://rb.gy/3s4ek

docs.google.com/document/d/1QlxXtURULGYfPteARDyjWimmeQuqxnQeakclhxSD5_I

Chao vs. Matthew

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

Frenzy as Johnny Bravo
B-Lo Lorbes as Quagmire

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
QUAGMIRE!
VERSUS!
JOHNNY BRAVO!
BEGIN!

Johnny Bravo:
I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army
You're just a pedophile who thinks he can harm me
I came, I saw, then I broke your hip and beat you up
You can't beat the brave Bravo, since it'll be tough
Once I beat you up, I'll make sure to not get your blood on my hair
But I can't complain since I'm fighting a guy who's virginity's going nowhere
Just admit it little pussy, you think I'm pretty
When you're done, it'll be a party, do the monkey with me!

Quagmire:
Well I have a question, why are you here?
You’re just a blonde guy who loves himself, so I’ll make you disappear 
Try to face Quagmire, and I'll leave you destroyed
This battle will be done before you take your next steroid
You're all bulk and no bite, with hair bigger than your dick
So conceited, even Little Suzy thinks you're a prick!
I'll cheat you like Pops, your chances are weak, dude 
Your last name is what your fans will say after I beat you

Johnny Bravo:
Wooaaah, Momma! Quaggy came in hitting hard!
It's too bad all his neighbors think he's a perverted retard
Stop trying to show people your woody, it’s clear I got the biggest log
Face it, the only thing you could hit was your neighbor's dog

Quagmire:
Well at least I have a job at flying pilots
While you’re just an Elvis wannabe who thinks he’s a stylist
You’ll always be forever ‘cause no girl wants to see your willy
You thought you had a chance against me? Giggity, Giggity, Giggity

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *giggity giggity giggity* RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 35

CornCob as Banban
GodzillaFan8889 as Red
Trav Shark as The Technician

Crew 
Beat by Insanebeatz 
Written by Trav Shark 
Additional writing help by PhantomCom Art by Trav Shark, Radish Stew, Teimunity Backgrounds by Trav Shark  
Thumbnail by Radish Stew  

Banban:
Who's this, some bulbous headed Elmo in a lab coat?
I know you're a mad genius, so let me break down a few notes
We teach preschoolers, make respectful decisions without experiments
But you watch people do your work as they get torment

My game is itself while yours is locked behind Roblox's Doors
With your little bit of screen time, you're nothing but a bore
Your run down play place has nothing to moral
So you don't need a theme park when your mind is your own Odd World

Now I'll knock you out and take your items and rap skills
Cause you act like the mastermind, but you're more like the third wheel kill
Feasting on your pancreas is what I want til your time to die slips
You just trick people with manipulation to help? Talk about a sign flip

You're IQ is as blinding as green's sight
Cause all you care about is money and not the fight
I'll make sure you'll leave without any parties
Cause when I'm here this battle is foolhardy


Red:
With my hypothesis, that verse was not really a punch
So do you mind doing some work for me, it's not like your kid friendly to watch
Your whole concept design looks like it was from a 5 year old
I'm knocking down unpopular pins like your mixed reviews told

Better stay out Banban, cause I'll make sure your banned (banned)
Could've taken the chance and just ran
Your game might have the green light, but the snail would give you the red light
Can't have anything harder than a stone, all it takes to leave is a drone in flight

I have stings in my rhymes like a Stinger Flynn
To me, your whole character is kinda mid
How does something cutesy turn into something brutey?
You're more like Poppy Playtime mixed with Baldi's Basics
After this burn, not even batteries can power you up and make your rap fix

Like Jesus, how can a bird be so violent?
Is it because its babies are as fragile as your elevator lift?
Took away key cards, but that didn't change a bit
All would take to save people is a hand flip


Banban:
Just to remind you, Banbaleena would rip you to pieces 
But I think it's better to have a new punishment than leaving you rot in feces
Such as making you sit in detention 
Cause I bet you're just desperate for people's attention

How about you try to calculate the amount of times you fail to kill final survivors
Cause every plan you make ends up with you being a liar
How did you turn an amusement park into a literal Jurassic Park?

So why not just experiment your way to actually fight
Cause Oswald Davis is dead to you and would've tested your might
You're no man behind any slaughter cause he lives in vents
Your hiding skills are completely hopeless, thinking outside the box doesn't make sense

You have many theme park technical problems
Cause a technician just tries to stop them
If you want to make things better, try making a pterodactyl that actually uses its wings
Guess when everyone is not around your place, you must feel very blue and it must very sting


Red:
I really think you should reconsider and think about what you're doing
This guy's mind is more psycho than you, so there's no fooling
Don't try to get into his temptation
Cause his Jolly Green Giant almost gave him a full mutilation

This devil would just die if had any holy water
Cause it would be a way for a burn to tatter
Try to actually try to put a scratch on me you devil Gumby
Since it's your only way to win without getting a bit tumbly

Your preschool is just empty, literally your students are trash
You could leave this battle if you want, just have a party for a bash
You say you're a principle, I say you mean it as "of evil doing"
Bendy wannabe wants kids to have fun, but ends up scaring them with his roaring

[Couldn't fit all the lyrics here, so this is all you get]

Banban vs. Red ft. CornCob & GodzillaFan8889

Sonic - Fel
Road Runner - Zack

Sonic:
This speedy hedgehogs here to put an end to this,
Chick with not style and slickly outrunning, I’m Sega’s greatest hit!
Been in it it since the nineties, straight from the green hill zone
When rapping against this blue blur, you’re too slow!
Even smash bros wanted me, I brang Mario to his feet!
Meep Meep, prick, nintendon’t think you can win against me.
Call me the coyote but this time catching you will be no sweat! 
You think you’re fast?!... You ain’t seen nothing yet!

Road Runner:
“Meep Meep” BITCH, I’ll be road running over you!
I’ll crack you like an Egg-Man, Hedgehogs ain’t blue!
You’re going to need some help from tails to touch this!
Cause you're crappy disses are even more shit than Sonic 06! (OOOHHH)
You dropped your chilly dog this time, this is finders keepers!
I can run faster than this spiked prick and I don’t need no sneakers!
You could never catch me, so just give up now, 
Once I put you to sleep you’ll literally be Sonic “Underground”  (MEEP MEEP)

Sonic:
You’re not Fast and Furry-ous! Just go back to the zoo.
With the power of the chaos emeralds, now I’ll show you!

Super Sonic:  
I’m super sonic, super speed, rhymes so fast, youwant’ a piece of me?
Make you bleed, till you’re on you're feet, Zipping along, turn you to KFC
Toxic Rhymes, Spat so fine, hope you don’t mind, but you’re taking some time.
While you’re out of breath, I’ll be hoping you’re alright right at the finish line

Sonic:
Ran out of rings, but that doesn’t matter, you fucking idiot...
You should be called Road Walker, cause you can’t run for shit!

Road Runner:
You’re stuck in someone else's Shadow, even if you're super saiyan you can’t win.
All your friends are so cliche, where do I even damn begin?
You’ve got the average creepy chick who’s always getting herself in trouble,
A strong dumb brute who for some reason has spikes on his knuckles,
You’ve got a smart side kick nerd with some cheesy lines for laughs.
and finally a fat evil genius with a perfectly commend mustache!
like your “original” fan characters; you’ll have no where left to run!
You should've understood, standing up to me, that’s no good!



 

Road Runner vs Sonic. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Having spent more days inside the pen than out, these two toxic foes are not to be trifled with, which one will overpower the other?

Written by R the Writer
B-Lo as Bane
MetalFireVA as Magellan
Thumbnail by Soul
Audio Mixed by B-Lo
Beat Prod. by 2Deep

Bane:
Do you know who I am? I am not pirate or marine
Not a monkey, croc, or shark, nor a gleeful dancing queen
Stand above sadistic guards and cowardly vice wardens
But I embody each in one way, you fell before them
Born and raised imprisoned, I know how to handle bars
You had one job, lost it and gained some facial scars
Tear Impel Down apart, then I pull myself together
Breaking you worse than the bat with every single limb dismembered

Magellan:
Hold it Hannyabal, I'll be the one to show him hell
Don't need to be the chief to throw this menace in a cell
Think I fell before a prisoner? I'll tell you now, you're dead wrong
Even those who left weren't dumb enough to take me head on
When my hydra coats the wax, then you'll truly learn to dread me
As I imitate your dad, and leave you with another dead beat
Your IQ points are dropping, your actions lack momentum
So put down your feeding tube and get a taste of real venom

Bane:
I'm an icon of pop culture, you're a blip in your own lore
As your failure was followed by an all out pirate war
You most trusted post-demotion feels like quite the fake out
Since we all know you'll soon suffer a second breakout
You'll need to make a deeper floor, before your gates become agape
Because I'm worse than any foe that you've chose to let escape
Far as brains go you're ranked below your mob of blue apes 
But if you wish to compare strength then I'll squish you like a grape

Magellan:
The devil's out to get you, he's moving pretty fast
Your biggest feats are retconned, your reputation: trash
And you want an opportunity to prove you're more than talk?
Well I've used my poison powers to leave every exit blocked
You're nothing but a patsy, your allies need not bother
Lost favor with the demon's head, and your shot at his daughter's
Though I suppose it's apt, there's no taste in what you spew
Truth is, I've taken shits that have caused more pain than you

Bane Vs Magellan - Rap Battle

Mancha as Captain Planet
Miss4yo as Ms. Frizzle
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CAPTAIN PLANET!
VERSUS!
MS. FRIZZLE!
BEGIN!

Captain Planet:
My name is Captain Planet, I’m the king of the environment
This crazy bitch is so old, she should go on retirement
Drive your magic bus outta here, or this super clean super hero will hit ya 
Your show is just like your rapping Frizzle, it’s pure litter
Been saving the world from dirt, while you drive into kids mouths 
Teach this to your students, as I show you what “recycling” is all about
This captain is about to show this insane teacher some pain
Tell me what you have to say, before I wash out this stain

Ms. Frizzle:
Hold on children, we’re in for a bumpy ride
Ms. Frizzle decides to put learning aside
To dis out this thong wearing bastard, we won’t need seat belts 
I’m gonna win this battle, I couldn't have said it better myself!
You say you’re all mighty, when you’re not the captain of the planet
I’ll run over you with my magic school bus, so can it!
I won't be so ego friendly to this pedophilic clown
As I always say… Nothing is gonna take me down

Captain Planet:
Let our powers combine, it’s time we finish this off this wannabe
It’s clear you’re the worse bitch in space in cartoon history 
I’ll use all my might to wipe away this disgrace
Why don’t you shrink yourself again, so I won’t have to see your face

Ms. Frizzle:
Compared to real superheroes, your powers don’t do squat 
This twat has a worse plot, with more spots and dots than my top
Keep your spandex, for my complex disses will leave you to rust
I don’t have time for this, time to ride the Magic School Bus!

Steven:
It’s me Steven Universe! Look at my name and give some respect
Or I’ll pollute your two assholes, and leave you both wrecked
I’ll use the power of my gem to end you two for good
This won’t be a fun trip Ms. Friz, let this be understood
CP?, you’re not a hero, considering you can’t handle this
Take all your low existence of this planet, Captain Planet
Frizzle, after my verse, you’ll be riding in a hearse
And now, I think it’s time that you get out of Steven’s Universe

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

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The demo track I recorded for Denji vs Wolverine.

Features alternative lyrics for the end of Wolverine's first verse and the start of Wolverine's second verse. The former was changed following a suggestion from the voice actor and the latter is the infamous "rizz" bar that my crew server (rightfully) bullied me into changing LMAOO

Dated February 2023

Denji vs Wolverine - Eddie's Demo

Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian - Rap Assault Bonus!

Dr Robotnik: Stofferex
King Harkinian: Cri
Sonic (quick cameo): Also Cri

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta
Produced by: Anywaywell & TristanOnTheTrack
Mixed by: CreeperPasta


Dr Robotnik:

If that stubborn little rapper won't write me a rap battle, I'll write my own rap battle!
(Beat starts as he laughs)

I've come to make an announcement: Dr Ivo Robotnik
Will take over Hyrule because all of you are moronic
All your games, old man? I hate them way more Sonic
No wonder those idiotic shitposts is where you became so iconic
You octorock brain baboon, lame cartoon with gameplay so rusty
Face the faces of evil with your faces so disgusting 
I'm a Mean Diss Machine, I.M. Meen has better looks
And it looks like you need a better plan than throwing me a book
While you wonder what's for dinner, I'll be scheming like a sinner
The demise of this beginner. I'm the undisputed winner
You youtube nincompoop, I'll leave your kingdom in commotion
As you scrub the floors of the town. Consider this your promotion.

King Harkinian: 
Enough! Quit wasting my time with your toys, Dr Willy
It is written that rodents leave you beaten, crying and whining 
If that's the case, I won't need to bring with me the triforce
I have the courage to bring the rhymes true warriors strive for
Mean Bean Machine? You're just a raging obscene 
Self centered obese. Get your ass off my screen.
Your cartoon. That I've seen, and it's such a disgrace 
Like your rhymes, all those inventions end up blowing in your face.
Snooping as many Looney Tunes as possible, I see
You're no Coyote. You're a lesser Yosemite Sam to put it nicely 
If Ganon couldn't dethrone me, what makes you think you would?
We both know you peaked at high-school.

Sonic: And that's no good!

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Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

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