## late submission to the LRH contest... an ode to one of EFNet's Top Chatters - BLACK_MAN
## beat by @beefcarver (soundcloud)

*LYRICS*
Strikes fear in the hearts of the cowards and rats 
Only here to engage in high level chats 

-CHORUS-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Should be opped, but not because of affirmative action 
Graciously gives EFNet what we've been lackin 
Wanna talk a out Top Chatters? Let's talk about BLACK_MAN

-VERSE 1-
And while we all sittin here full time chattin 
BLACK_MAN part time, full time crypto stackin 
Could he be an alt? Our minds been racked with 
Thoughts like "is BLACK_MAN even black, man?"
The worth of 4 rims on BLACK_MAN's car 
Is worth more than 1 year of LRH's patreons 
Plus all of the change in Dwaine's glass jar 
And JRRA's wallet, BLACK_MAN goes hard
Everyone one of his houses has a 50 metre pool 
3000+ women have played with his jewels 
BLACK_MAN too sleek, BLACK_MAN too cool 
BLACK_MAN got 5 degrees without finishing school 
So who are we to judge BLACK_MAN?
Best be careful or he might put you on blast, man 
Dox on dox like stacks on stacks, man 
Got more info than the fuckin tax man 

-CHORUS-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Should be opped, but not because of affirmative action 
Graciously gives EFNet what we've been lackin
Wanna talk a out Top Chatters? Let's talk about BLACK_MAN

-VERSE 2-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Silence all around except for his biggest fans 
Single handedly dismantled the KU KLUX KLAN 
Impregnated their wives, now their kids are BLACK_MAN's.
BLACK_MAN knows ALL and expels the myths 
Educates us on how to pleasure women and shit
He says don't even bother searching for the clit 
The female orgasm simply DOES NOT EXIST.
Takes down common enemies like TOM PASK 
What happened to the others? Best to not ask.
BLACK_MAN doesn't hire cause he kills on his own 
Did I mention that he owns 5 vacation homes?
Sometimes I wish he wouldn't pick on Dwaine 
But then I remember, yeah, Dwaine is insane 
So I watch BLACK_MAN tear down the facade 
So... If BLACK_MAN defeats Dwaine... Does that mean BLACK_MAN is GOD?! 

Strikes fear in the hearts of the cowards and rats 
Only here to engage in high level chats 
IQ 230, the highest ever recorded 
We should be paying BLACK_MAN but we could never afford it

BLACK_MAN

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